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The immigrants from South Africa have such great ideas.
Flesh eating bacteria can't be all bad right?
How did once seemingly well adjusted people decide children are such a threat that the school needs to check their genitals? Why is this not assault or grooming?
Maybe Pope Leo can call Homan with some penance. Only God can absolve these sins.
The account and thought it was over. Later found out the account was still open over two years later when it was on my credit. I wasn't notified about the lawsuit. But they were fined $25 million. And Peter Theil was the CEO of PayPal. Now he's inside the government and fingering our data.
Why I have not used PayPal since 2011. Remember PayPal credit? A credit service linked to your PayPal account. I only used PayPal because the farm coop at our kids school used it for their payments. At some point I was signed up for Bill me Later, and couldn't remember how. I immediately canceled..
Why not Roy Cohn?
President Truth Social never needs to be seen again!
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Babies! So rude.
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An Alpha Romeo Spider.
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May the best not racist win.
Thank you for being on team reality. I respect you.
I love childless Seth Rogan and super rich Mom Rashida Jones.
These two knobs.
We're on the cusp of everything, and nothing.
Since we don't have Groucho Marx to troll rich people, I will step in. There is a dearth of gazillionaire inspired humor and I'm here to serve the public interest.
The Trocadero Theatre was, for decades, one of the strongest beating hearts of Phillyâs alternative music scene.
Say it again.
This is 100% going to be a movie. Also Burning Man attendee who claims she didnât know she was pregnant and then gave birth there to a nearly 4lb baby? Hello? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
A good looking pair
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Dear Journos and Editors,
Poverty causes crime. That's what's happening here dumbasses.
Retired New Mexico State Police Officer caught with 63 kg of fentanyl Carlos Perea said he had not told the cartel he was working for he was had been a police officer & admitted to taking drugs to California, Arizona Perea was arrested 2 times over the past year but both cases were dismissed
Last night, at the final show of her Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Farewell Tour, Cyndi Lauper brought out Joni Mitchell (for âCareyâ), Cher (âGirls Just Want To Have Funâ), SZA (âTrue Colorsâ), John Legend (âTime After Timeâ), and more. www.stereogum.com/2321337/cynd...
Sure Jan.
"The Republican Party wants to pull YOUR teenage daughter's pants down in the middle of gym class if they think she's too good at lacrosse, this is vile and depraved and only the start of their intrusive government overreach" should be the party line and I don't think it's a heavy lift
Where's Waldo?
DC area folks â this non-partisan rally in solidarity with survivors exploited by Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell is happening Wed morning if you want to support.
Judge Sooknanan: As I said at the start of this hearing, I got a call at 2:36 am [last night] because the government chose the wee hours of the morning on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend to execute a plan to move these children. That's why we're here.
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Extraordinary thread about an extraordinary hearing, prompted by the Trump DHS trying to sneak hundreds of unaccompanied children out of the country to Guatemala on a holiday weekend. The governmentâs lawyer is sure itâs all legal, but needs 5 days to explain how. By @annabower.bsky.social
NEW: In the dead of night, the Trump admin ripped vulnerable kids from their beds, attempting to return them to danger in Guatemala. Weâre heartened the Court prevented this injustice. Weâll keep fighting to protect our plaintiffs & all class members until the effort is enjoined permanently.
This is the way
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
Thanks for the suggestion
Trump is deporting children. Its real.
Alcaraz not Alcatraz Tennis not deportations Americans are great atheletes, great sports, great hosts, and great fans. America is already great. #USOPEN2025
DEVELOPING: Advocates are seeking a court order to block the Trump administrationâs effort to deport hundreds of unaccompanied minor children to Guatemala. Judge abruptly moved 3 pm hearing up to 12:30 after she was notified that some children âare in the process of being removed" today.
He's a psychic surgeon.
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They lied about the President's health? Call Jake Tapper stat.
Normalize sidewalk chalk art. We can do it.
The immigration atty who reps multiple Guatemalan kids told CNN that the kids were âterrified and confused. Theyâre very scared. They all say theyâre afraid to return to Guatemala for different reasons,â âThey were literally taken out of their beds in the middle of the night, on a holiday weekend.âđ
Went to a National Park today. Thanks to everyone still working there. Better than a million theme parks.
The new CDC director is trying to kill you. Not just âthe most vulnerableâ; you, me, everyone. This is a comic book-level evil scenario.
My Republican State Representative, Jeff Farnan, voted to sign away earned sick time after it passed by nearly 58%. He doesnât care about the will of Missouri voters.
Personally, I prefer tan suits to brownshirts.
Jones: I want to bring theology into this because you have all these people that want to give thoughts and prayers. But I was a minister, and that is a form of theological malpracticeâwhen you pray for something you have the power to change.
We can escape privately owned electric companies by installing solar panels, but can you imagine if private companies controlled your access to water đ¤ Kelly & Zach Weinersmith warn if we live on Mars, corporations would control your access to oxygen - which maybe why Elon Musk is pushing to go
Ffs
Scooter Sweeny
He shouldn't have made it then Not that funny.
Flickers are in the same family as woodpeckers.
Gavin Newsom?
We stan
Oh hi, it's Saturday, and I forgot to turn off my dictator. You know how they act up when you leave them running? Annoying.
Obvi
Let's stop the prison industry. Our kids deserve better. There are options.
I was just thinking how cute their kids would be, you know a combo of the Bad Seed and Damien.
Does he keep looking behind him to see if his wife came back?
He's been getting transfusions in the bunker.
ILLINOIS - @govpritzker.illinois.gov : âTrump doesnât seem to understand itâs actually Republican states that have the crime problem.â
Walgreens was in the trash already. I guess vultures hang around a dumpster.
The only acceptable version. Fuck off Gloria MAGA Anti Gay-nor youtu.be/3VFOEa8K-6Q?...
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Weekend at Bernie-minster!
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The Dictator emerged from his cave, strong and energized by his new heart. Soon, the Dictator was able to run and play golf better than ever before. Then one day during a phone call with Russia, the heart exploded killing the Dictator. The man with the motor heart a hero, his broken heart saved us.
One day the Dictator needed a new heart. So he went down to the jail and found a strong young man from Venezuela. That man was told that he would now be the most important person in the world and was released. He was fed and put to sleep, and when he woke he had no heart, just a motor.
Is that JOE BIDEN?
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Could have said, "May have been solved," throwing it onto theory pile. Editor issue? Novel theories are still theories. The authors may be onto something but have solved nothing.
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender â 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender â 4,193. Hope that helps.
Starry eyes and stringy hair
I wasn't ever a heroin addict. Even using heroin is disqualfying for most gigs. Understand what it does to a brain after 15 years? Who gives a job to the users? USA What are the long-term effects of heroin use? | National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) nida.nih.gov/publications...
1. An 18-year-old boy was kidnapped by Immigration and Customs Enforcement outside LA just days before he was to begin his senior year in high school. He was walking his dog when they came for him. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Amy Adams has been cast in #StarWars: Starfighter alongside Ryan Gosling. In theaters May 28, 2027. Read more here: https://screenrant.com/star-wars-starfighter-amy-adams-aaron-pierre-cast-production-begins/
Yes!
The erroneous payment has been an issue for some time now. In SNAP, the recipient has to repay the funds. If SS demands repayment there will be an immediate poverty crisis. This better not be his "solution".
Just imagine you are walking to work and some giant fathead grabs you. Terrified and resisting. That's an appropriate response.
Fun that most of us raised in big Roman Catholic families had tradwife moms. Yeah, that wasn't by choice and lots of them were traumatized and on pills or liquor. So many miscarriages, four for my Mom and five for my partner's Mom. But please, keep extolling the benefits of tradwifism.
I have that exact costume. Will wear in honor of this hero.
The Impoundment Control Act of 1974 was written specifically to stop presidents from doing exactly this after Nixon tried the same power grab. Even Republicans like Collins admit this violates the law.
Putting actual Nazis guards inside is quite the upgrade.
Touching up perfection on the set of Roberto Rosselliniâs JOURNEY TO ITALY (1954). Ingrid Bergman (1915-1982) was born on this date. #BOTD #FilmSky
Goodbye Senator Wonder bread bags.
I feel like a special rich person spending so much because before Trump grocery prices were normal and I felt average.
Agree
WSJ: ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteranâs paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.... On Aug. 5, Greenwich police discovered that Soelberg killed his mother and himself in the $2.7 million Dutch colonial-style home where they lived together.