Funnier than any joke we could write
Funnier than any joke we could write
the inbred-ass purebred i just spent $6500 on should be smart
oh a pack of crushes. oh my
from presto!
i've only ever seen a single one and it was in the boston suburbs is it ok for *that* one to change it's logo? can boston get a woke cracker barrel?
I come with another child to be named, every one at the Office of Vital Records groans at my shit
Fixed it.
$40 then is $130 today. back then it took 1 dude +$10 of tijuana crank 13 days to put out a game but $70 today is highway robbery
um, ska maybe? hello?
can't get et's perfect ass out of my mind
finally, a mary worth crossover. hip mary worth though not the old fucking hag one
swaydoh = pseudo
man that's just a couple hee haw girls beckoning you to yonder corn field
And finally, your fifth inductee into the RCS Commercial Hall of Fame, with 106 votes, the woman who uttered perhaps the most well-known line in commercial history, "Where's the beef?", Clara Peller!
dude lived it up til the end
in college i lived near a wendys and the late-night stoner crew always threw something extra in the bag and tell me 'don't say dave never did anything for you"
{clears throat} akually it was still federal express at the time
lmao some hick yells 'bye felicia' like it's 2019 but i find it endearing
shit about to be pop 1021
the shape of that case. dude
oh like marilyn manson
he's a fatass too
zero rizz
if wendys isn't #1 we are truly doomed
goat
fucking kings quest 4 was on like 6 floppies which was just gigantic. the first time i stayed up all night was playing that bad mf
i'm so so sorry for your lots
perfect setup and punchline. bravo!
holy shit he beat up an old lady? he's like a slappy pussy then
i keep thinking of this and it's making me feel not well
why's there something with horns or other pointy things looking straight at the reader on every issues cover? is that how you know its like a golden-age capt futuro book?
looks like my toilet!! 🤣🤣🤣
fucking hate ian
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
sardar biglari owns majority cracker barrel and steak & shake so maybe that's the joke?
the thing i'm most embarrassed about is that i still remember every word from this jingle
well you can't get the big hillary interview while saying the n word daily
rad game
you're doing it for legit reasons, whereas mine were because i needed time to come up with an explanation of charges on my work amex or whatever
i don't know how many times ive used that excuse. "i am SO sorry. just found this in drafts!"
and they cut va services even more
lolol gizmodo.com/sydney-sween...
i haven't listened in years, but wendy became "wendy the slow adult" and bigfoot might translate best to text: "i put it in his ass it is" or "im antifa it it is". pretty much just end anything with "it is"
just the absolute grossest dude in history
jeff the vomit guy
uh ask the biavians you uh mother fucker
synthesis - guys that have been fromsoft guys since ds2 or earlier are libs, if your first game was after that you're a conservative because that's when "git gud" rhetoric reached a fever pitch while there being online guides to lower friction so cons could cheat their way through
pandemic. i could spend 18 hours a day fighting that fucking ape
self-hating lib here - i started with sekiro
they're on reddit posting git gud while running out of furled fingers at the gate before godrick the grafted
i just grant no quarter to phonies.
nope. trolling is when you're looking for a negative response regardless of what i believe.
ya ive seen those vids on xvideo. pretty hot
i was giving advice
you should move
it's fucking funny. you people are dorks
big balogna tids now tho
it was fuckin rad
it's sammy from sideways stories from wayside school
"this country was the laughing stock of the world, but now they respect us"
id like put on a blindfold and play with those tit
no but it sounds super hot
anyone shaming him are just no-rizz losers. they can't even recognize rizz
still showing 8/14's article. the tpm home page's link goes to 8/15
crucify that mf
a gun in your face changes your attitude a bit
rickles kills in this movie
only the brain dead mistake arbys for wendys. exhibit 1:
the white house will smell like curry. on account of jd vance's wife
just the smoothest brain around. almost endearing
just a true hater
dee was such a brat. i molded my youngest in her image
kasey kasem voice: and now we're going all the way back to 2017, a day when laura loomer pretended her jank-ass tires had been slashed and not obviously rotted away www.boredpanda.com/fake-slashed...
she cooked herself on account of bill fucking maher
this exchange is when laura realizes she's loomered herself
i really don't think he's fucked her. she's leading him around with her virginity on a stick
larry is fucking starving give the guy that break already!
what you see on social etc is the real laura. there's no grift
i can almost feel his humiliation
