“BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE”
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“BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE”
Wonder if Roy Cohn has turned up at Trump’s bedside rattling his chains at him
Omg I love toilet Ghoulie
I feel like I should start my own wellness podcast and influencer brand but instead I just tell people to eat cake
I love me some Himbos. My favorites are Chris Hemsworth and Brenden Fraser circa Encino Man. “the himbo simply is, in the way that a Chia Pet simply is.” www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/m...
Having to explain to a young person who has never seen Star Trek about the Nazi Planet was difficult, but I managed to pull through.
They’re talking about it on the other sites too. Maybe wishful thinking? I mean he hasn’t wished his haters a happy Labor Day yet? I dunno. 🤷♀️
Not gonna lie, I love those river boat tours
Nothing wrong with having a career being a That Guy. That Guy always has a job, cuz he plays a lot of That Guys in That Thing we saw
Yet… they’re winning all these special elections n whatnot. So what if some speaker used some dumb shit ten cent words in their presentation thingy? Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🙃
I would love to see it
Hopefully it will go back on my favorites list on my car radio
Me too!
Yes
If you think kids are fat, just say they’re fat. Not whatever this … nonsense is.
wtf he’s still on his Greenland bullshit apnews.com/article/denm...
I feel like Fox News and the like purposely find outliers and say “see, this how they are! Just like this weirdo!” 🤷♀️ I mean in a national of 240+ million people, some of us are bound to be weirdos.
Somebody explain to me what’s up with this dude’s Chucky doll
I don’t know why Food Insecurity is in there. Otherwise a pretty good list of annoying phrases
Some of them are kinda Nazis tho, let’s face it… but almost *all* of them are dipshits. 😝
Ah Covid jokes … gallows humor is the best
Awwww he’s pretty! 🤩
The comments in this thread remind me that folks need to read more books. 📚
The whole thing is soooo bizarre. And to think now, whatshername would just make like an Ai video of Bobby or something like that instead of doing that weird voice over the phone.
Is she out there throwing sandwiches? Just wondering. I mean, the whole thing is kinda stupid. The best protest is really showing up with a tuba or something and playing circus music
Sweet Bobby was great. Like seriously wtf
Cuz why not?
In a bold change from senate norms, Chancellor Palpatine has declared himself "Galactic Emperor"
And then they get all mad cuz people can’t speak English. wtf 💩
Hey-oooo
I’ve never read any of these books, but I’m just happy people are reading! What are you reading right now? (I’m reading a book about the real history behind Red Dead Redemption II.) #booksky #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/s...
That’s her house now. 🐱 🏠
My mother used to say that you need to pray for assholes, because assholes have problems. That’s why they’re assholes. I had no idea this asshole had so many problems.
I like some of her articles. She’s only annoying on social media.
What is DSA? Do I even wanna know
I think he added those recently
I hope not an asshole for commenting on peoples Facebook posts that they’re sharing ai
Mitt Newsome? 😝
Don’t
I am not gonna lie, I loved watching The Biggest Loser marathons on new years. Anyway I am about to dive into this doc right about now!
It is. And I do like buying stupid stuff for myself, I’m not gonna lie. But further down the article this one girl bought a bunch of dumbass health supplements, which, of course, turned out to be trash. 😝 anyway, if buying yourself a cookie is a culture, then my ass is full of culture. 🍪
I love reading goofy business articles about Gen Z finding ways to monetize doing normal stuff on their ticky toks and calling it a “culture.” Treat yo self! 🍭🍬🍰🍿🍩🍫🍦🧁☕️🍵 #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/b...
I don’t live in California- so how do you all like him as Governor? As far as I know he hasn’t had any major corruption scandals. This late in his term is considered that a win. 🤷♀️
a horror movie where the monsters are blind and deaf but have a super sense of smell and the main character can't stop farting
Heheheh once again I am Terrydamus
I will be really surprised if this Summit achieves anything more than Dick All
One of the cooler rich-people weddings the Times has covered: #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/s...
Hoagie Hero
I love this whole because it’s just dripping with disdain. Hilarious #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/u...
Where is this
You can watch your local news and not get any of this shit. (But you will be reminded of your own mortality.)
Freakier Friday is really funny. If you are a fan of the first one, you should go see it. 🎸
A crucial free service for hundreds of metro Detroit children is ending after Focus Hope's Head Start program was denied $6 million in federal funding.
That one guy coming out of the restaurant to gawk was just like
Oh great 🙄
Now you gotta watch this - people lost their shit back in the day youtu.be/3GRSz1XNT-Q?...
Loving Triumph 🐶 on there
The banality of evil
Wut
Welcome to
That ship has sailed. 🙃
I wept for it was like the first turning of the leaves, the promise of a new and better season, full of possibilities
I LOL'd
My favorite doctor and companion
Holy crap I asked the Google Ai a question and after about five tries I actually got the answer ! Wooo I am not sure if I accomplished something or not
It’s just stupid. But why is Don Jr posting this? I mean, he is also stupid, but like wtf?
Maybe Blue Sky can adopt that cute hidden text thing like Threads has
When her face melts off and starts attacking people 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Mr. Mackey’s gotta make his nut.
Poor doggy #southpark
I don’t get any of that. Must be weird stuff you are interacting with?
Look at him
He needs to think smaller. I’m sure there some local office he could win quite handily.
Somebody beat up Big Balls. What is the world coming to? Poor Big Balls. 🥴
Yeah we all thought it was going to be Jenkins. 🤷♀️
Well I mean it’s accurate I guess? 😝 Not everything needs to be editorialized. But yeah, he’s weird and he did his weird little dance up there. Nothing he does is normal, so just add it to the list.
But if you think about it… Mary Sheffield is like wayyyyyu up here with sometime like 52% …. And he has like what maybe 15%? Not sure of the exact numbers. But I have a feeling we will have our first female mayor.
#MarySheffield #Detroit #MayoralPrimary
Michigan Central Station. If you haven’t been here in awhile, you will be amazed because that used to be the biggest blight and now it’s just beautiful. And there’s actually fun things to do! Don’t mind the bikers and drag racers.
The got damn orange juice is like $8.50 a gallon. !!!! Last month when it was $7 bucks I thought that was tew much. I am not poor by any means but I do love me some orange juice, toast, and eggs for breakfast. I WAS PROMISED THE CHEAP GROCERIES
But it’s also a Wonderful piece of shit.
Why is this article behind a paywall? I need to know more about this man’s diarrhea.
Whomever is the first presidential candidate to promise to Restore the Rose Garden has my vote.
Ew
Oh wait, she was in The Handmaid’s Tale. 🤷♀️
I’m too old to really know who’s she is. I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything.
What about Alligator 🐊?
Andor
That is way too much mustard 🌭
I legit love this movie. www.inverse.com/entertainmen...
Barf
He does the work
