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@swac.bsky.social

Odd music, old movies, avian friends. FOT.

created September 22, 2023

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That might make Alberta happy.

4/9/2025, 4:26:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'd be more impressive if they heard from Australian AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd.

4/9/2025, 1:01:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops, sorry to tread on your toes like one of Barnum's elephants, which will be played by BTS in the sequel.

4/9/2025, 12:56:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, in real life, he looked more like Paul Giamatti.

4/9/2025, 11:34:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"This video is private." Dang, I was wondering if it was a version of the theme song from the Paul Jones movie.

4/9/2025, 11:33:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a sucker born every musical number.

4/9/2025, 11:29:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Setting fire to a house is not the same as cleaning it.

4/9/2025, 11:28:34 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sommo good at dealing with their audience, and Sommo not so good.

4/9/2025, 11:25:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's just waiting for someone of your ... calibur.

4/9/2025, 11:09:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Followed by the Osmonds' One Bad Apple?

4/9/2025, 10:56:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would have pulled that sword out of that stone. I was born to be king of something.

4/9/2025, 10:14:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And those scientists are Dr. Obvious and Dr. Duh.

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4/9/2025, 10:11:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With a side order of solar panels.

4/9/2025, 10:09:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel.bsky.social) reposted

Malcolm Gladwell can spend 10,000 hours sucking my balls.

4/9/2025, 12:45:35 AM | 28 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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SONNY TUFTS!

3/9/2025, 5:55:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 4:05:31 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen for the moment when Lupe curses! I guess because she did it with an accent, the Breen Office didn't catch it.

3/9/2025, 4:14:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've already seen them, so there's no urge to revisit anytime soon.

3/9/2025, 1:16:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably slathered in lard.

3/9/2025, 11:29:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Goodbye My Fancy has Senator Joan Crawford returning to her alma mater to receive an honorary degree, only to have the money-obsessed university board censor her showing of a documentary about fascism's war on education in Europe. Timely!

3/9/2025, 11:28:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lessee ... Allison Brie is a teacher in Together, The Magnificent Butcher takes place at a martial arts school, The Story of Esther Costello is loosely education-related ("inspired" by Helen Keller)... Weapons is about a teacher ... as is The Accused ... so there was some classroom time in there.

3/9/2025, 11:26:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, the white male archtype many call "the human thumb" is everywhere these days. I blame Joe Rogan.

3/9/2025, 10:39:22 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a fine line between "forgot" and "ate".

3/9/2025, 10:38:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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August was a busy movie month ... I guess I was bracing for the return of school in the fall. #WhatIWatched #Letterboxd

Pictures of the movies swac watched in August, one of three. Pictures of the movies swac watched in August, two of three. Pictures of the movies swac watched in August, three of three.
3/9/2025, 10:36:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a lesser-known Glasgow-set 1952 collegiate comedy You're Only Young once, with Charles Hawtrey and a young Ronnie Corbett as a student.

2/9/2025, 10:13:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greystoke was pretty good, as I recall, even though Andie MacDowell was dubbed by Glenn Close.

2/9/2025, 9:18:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny, we are just on our way out the door to Ya-Ya's.

2/9/2025, 9:16:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've got a friend ... in Charles Palantine.

2/9/2025, 3:33:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There isn't enough confetti in the world that would make me do that.

2/9/2025, 3:17:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear it's just a shell company these days.

2/9/2025, 1:27:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a DVD box set of the early MGM Tarzan pics with Weissmuller, and that's it for my collection of the King of the Apes. I did read a couple of the Edgar Rice Burroughs novels back in the day, when I went through a big pulp fiction phase, but it's been ages.

2/9/2025, 1:20:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they have anything in a Peter Butterworth? Maybe a slightly damaged Robin Askwith?

2/9/2025, 10:41:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely episode! I saw it in my feed Monday morning, immediately got up, made a pot of coffee and found a great copy of the film on Plex. Great way to spend Labour Day with Cushing, Lee, Pertwee, Savory & Rain!

2/9/2025, 10:38:35 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can already hear a joke about "waxing off" in my head.

2/9/2025, 10:36:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course this is a week before we get to Melbourne.

2/9/2025, 10:23:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to that "Prince Philip in the ground" vibe.

2/9/2025, 10:17:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It can be arranged...

2/9/2025, 1:11:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you seen Tarzan & His Mate? One of the steamiest films of the pre-code era.

2/9/2025, 1:09:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's weird watching old Tarzans and thinking Jane is Mia Farrow's mom.

2/9/2025, 1:03:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A major loss, a truly great Canadian actor who always made anything he appeared in more noteworthy with his considerable presence. I first saw Graham Greene on The Great Detective in 1979, but I have a real urge to revisit Thunderheart, where he goes toe-to-toe with Val Kilmer and Sam Shepard.

2/9/2025, 1:02:03 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chuck Schumer has sent him a very strongly worded get well soon card.

2/9/2025, 12:51:31 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it feels good to delete the unsatisfactory ones.

2/9/2025, 12:48:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay

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1/9/2025, 6:41:57 PM | 18266 2770 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phony Elon-mania has bitten the dust.

1/9/2025, 7:23:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you wonder why the Democratic Party (and especially elephant-in-donkey's-clothing Chuck Schumer) is a non-stop fail fiesta, John Oliver can point to two imaginary people who help explain why. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dijM...

1/9/2025, 3:37:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We just got the blu-ray his new one, Where to Land.

Blu-ray of writer/director Hal Hartley's new film Where to Land, and a signed card sent to his Kickstarter supporters.
31/8/2025, 2:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, the original Easter Egg.

31/8/2025, 10:24:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember finding the secret screen, what a thrill that was!

31/8/2025, 12:33:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sitting inside with the windows closed, blasting Ramones to drown out the dull thud of the nearby Creed concert.

31/8/2025, 12:30:32 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We saw Sully's show last night at #HalifaxFringe and had a blast! Catch his last show on Sunday, or one of his upcoming #Halifax standup spots before he heads back down under! Show this Kiwi some Bluenose love #HaliSky www.sullyosullivan.com

29/8/2025, 11:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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F. Orca and/or shark

29/8/2025, 7:13:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he says "We're looking at it..." it means he has no idea what he was just asked about.

29/8/2025, 7:11:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny that two nights ago I was singing along to @buzzcocks.com What Do I Get at top volume at their Halifax show, and today I was at the movies singing along to it at a much quieter volume. I won't say what film for fear of spoilers.

29/8/2025, 7:09:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"First they came for Wordpad, and I said nothing, because I knew how to download and reinstall Wordpad..."

29/8/2025, 3:36:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.reddit.com/r/technology...

29/8/2025, 3:35:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Windows has put AI in Notepad. F@#$ING NOTEPAD.

29/8/2025, 3:26:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture s*w*a*c (@swac.bsky.social) reply parent

But you should totally judge a post by its misplaced apostrophe. Someone should impeach me now.

29/8/2025, 1:26:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But which has better dance moves?

29/8/2025, 1:00:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover ... but just look at that face.

29/8/2025, 12:21:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out

29/8/2025, 7:23:19 AM | 2974 355 | View on Bluesky | view

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As soon as I got home, I threw on one of the original Police Squad! (In Color) episodes, which had as many laughs crammed into less than 30 minutes as The Naked Gun had in 90. Plus, guest star, Florence Henderson! "Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith and ... I'm a locksmith."

29/8/2025, 12:05:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVs...

29/8/2025, 12:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This week we're doing a double feature of Friendship and Megan 2.0. Which will probably make sense on some level.

29/8/2025, 11:17:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another weird movie week. The Naked Gun The Night of the Generals The Story of Esther Costello Hotel Paradiso #Last4Watched #LetterBoxdFriday

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29/8/2025, 11:12:01 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social @kermodemovie.bsky.social I enjoyed all the Jaws talk on this week's Extra Take, and when you brought up Ibsen, I was reminded of another Scandinavian Jaws connection, specifically this photo of Ingmar Bergman visiting the set and meeting Bruce the mechanical shark.

Swedish film legend Ingmar Bergman inspects Bruce the Mechanical Shark while visiting Steven Spielberg on the set of JAWS.
29/8/2025, 10:36:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

Robert E. Lee killed more U.S. troops in battle than Adolph Hitler and Osama bin Laden combined

29/8/2025, 3:45:52 AM | 2044 753 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted

This is insanity. This is the sign of a government that has lost its mind.

28/8/2025, 1:23:17 AM | 3511 1029 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's one ... fridge-id feline.

28/8/2025, 5:44:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Talk about a clear and present danger.

28/8/2025, 11:59:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title: Tom Clancy's Joy of Sex

28/8/2025, 3:14:28 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh why were there none at the merch table?

28/8/2025, 3:10:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glory be, #Descendents finally make it to Halifax for a brilliant show at the Light House Arts Centre #EverythingStillSucks

SoCal punk legends Descendents play Halifax for the first time on Aug. 27, 2025
28/8/2025, 1:00:23 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for playing #Halifax, @buzzcocks.com I first heard Singles Going Steady in 1979, bought A Different Kind of Tension in 1980, and have been a fan ever since! Much love to Steve Diggle and the crew for a lifelong dream realized! What do I get? A great show!

Buzzcocks' Steve Diggle still rocking it, for the band's first-ever Halifax show with Descendants at Light House Arts Centre on Aug. 27, 2025.
28/8/2025, 12:54:26 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet the things servers did to his food were worse than the stares.

27/8/2025, 9:56:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Literature" HP is literature like pamphlets handed to you by timeshare salespeople are "literature".

27/8/2025, 1:03:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not a churchgoer, but I seem to recall a story about Jesus "driving someone out" of the temple, and it wasn't the homeless. Lemmee see if I can remember ...

27/8/2025, 12:58:01 PM | 50 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:37:52 PM | 272 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture s*w*a*c (@swac.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, do you do Fedora? Red Hat? I've used them, and for my purposes they're probably fine. The file sorting systems took some getting used to, but I can tailor that a bit (or just get better at using them).

27/8/2025, 12:54:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've played enough games for one lifetime. Although I do still enjoy Scrabble.

27/8/2025, 12:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This feels like an Animal Flub to me. Fetch Birdbane!

27/8/2025, 12:51:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing that amuses him is cruelty, so we get Gutfeld, and I guess Rogan, who is cruel to the overall basic concept of "comedy", based on the stand-up clips I've seen.

27/8/2025, 12:50:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention the whole lack of talent or intelligence thing, which Seth clearly has in boatloads.

27/8/2025, 12:46:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In truth, that's what I'm going to do ... my PC is supposedly not W11 compatible anyway, and I can't be arsed to buy a new one.

27/8/2025, 12:43:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I ever, the only filling I want comes in pies.

27/8/2025, 12:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just salivated.

27/8/2025, 12:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm scared to see how they'll add AI to Minesweeper next. "Are you *sure* you want to click on that square next?"

27/8/2025, 12:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now for a tiny, powerful replacement for Windows.

27/8/2025, 12:37:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still have the hard plastic one. I'm not going to poison a landfill with one.

27/8/2025, 12:31:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After your visit, they should erect a plaque in your honour.

27/8/2025, 12:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently he thrives on terrifying cyclists!

27/8/2025, 12:21:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Traffic control under a bridge? So ... a cyclist-eating troll?

27/8/2025, 11:48:06 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about all the old-timey shit they've removed from the walls? What does the Constitution say about the right to freedom of tacky decor?

27/8/2025, 11:45:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have this one in 5.1 surround, believe it or not. A Quebecois classic!

27/8/2025, 11:42:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Specifically Taskmaster Season 5 with Bob Mortimer and the divine Aisling Bea.

27/8/2025, 11:41:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the funniest thing I've seen this month. And I've been watching Taskmaster U.K.

27/8/2025, 11:39:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Treasure of the Sierra Merritt

27/8/2025, 2:17:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Benjamin Necrotizing-Fasciitis

26/8/2025, 8:07:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a shame that the company that is pulling Colbert off the air is losing an executive with an appropriately rhyming name.

26/8/2025, 8:03:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once he does stumble off this mortal coil, the site of his mouldering remains will be a multiple recipient of the Ignoble Piss Prize.

26/8/2025, 7:01:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phew, it's not just me. I can't remember what it was, but there was a warning a while back, and it barely gave me any info at all before my car's robot voice started going "H ... T ... T ... P ... colon ... backslash ..."

26/8/2025, 6:58:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view