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Why should the self-proclaimed "tough guy" President be the first President in modern history that: 1. Can't take a joke 2. Can't take criticism 3. Threatens the careers of anyone violating 1 & 2? Seems like a weak AF wimp to me. Meanwhile, President Dipshit J. Boomer is still fixated on TV?
If any fictional character deserves a deep dive Netflix-style treatment, it's @stephenking.bsky.social's Holly Gibney. And rather than a mystery-of-the-week, 80s style show, Holly needs full season or miniseries story arcs. I can't think of a character I love more. Just no Amazon Prime, please.
Here’s how you protest @jimmykimmel.com getting the boot. Fuck you, Hulu.
Yes, @jimmykimmel.com was axed. Yes, that's horrible. And yes, you're going to do fuck all about it because you're weak, complacent, and your stupid kids LOVE that Star Wars and Marvel shit on the Disney Channel, and it's easier to accept your new reality than press a button and cancel Thor.
Disney and ABC were always going to cave under the bizarre Trump FCC threat. SNL is next. Fortunately, no one under the age of 47 watches any of that shit anyway.
I'm a heterosexual male several decades his junior and I'm in love with that man.
Thanks for the pic. Rubbed one out on it.
No couches out at sea; nothing for JD to do.
If I ever see another "Drew Barrymore reacts..." video on YouTube, it'll be too soon. Someone tell Drew to close her mouth ffs.
Fuck Christians. xoxo A Christian.
10 minutes later he tried to trade it in for a Paul Rothrock jersey.
Also, I'd like a little credit here. I refrained from using what some might consider an offensive word, rather than "fuckwad." Fuck you, Karen. You're ruining my 4th grade slander vocabulary.
Is anyone else bothered that the dystopian super-corporate future depicted in Alien Earth is actually a fucking paradise compared to 2025 America under President Donald J. Fuckwad?
So, that's one at least. Can we get dozens more? Please? Don't leave poor Cory hangin'
It's beneath Booker to even have to engage with this dumb cunt. This is what we've come to. Forcing Cory Booker to talk to mental midgets.
Literally no one should be afraid of Patel. The man is dogshit on the bottom of a Big 5 Sporting Goods discount sneaker that was sold as-is without a fucking box.
In a world where we all spend way too much time shouting into the void while no one stops to listen, you're tired of shouting? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Well sure, but Kaepernick is a Black dude. Whitey only cares about whitey and HOW DARE THEY off a whitey.
If anything you're a solid, stand-up, TRUE American.
Fuck @businessinsider.com
My list of Top 100 All-Time Stupid Lists in @rollingstone.com will be available next week. Many thanks to my new employer for having the courage to allow me to publish such a list. It’s a good list. Some even say it’s a great list. Above all, and unlike Rolling Stone’s lists, it’s an accurate list.
Oh, a real president for a change. Nice!
That my school district even has to send this out to parents makes me sick. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. And fuck you racist trash out there. I can’t wait for the giant orange turd’s garbage economic policies to financially bankrupt you. God knows you’re already morally bankrupt.
The removal of Launchpad from MacOS Tahoe is one of the worst decisions Apple has made in recent years. I can't believe that many people want their stupid iOS apps mixed in with their Mac apps. At least give me some customization options FFS.
Losing both Robert Redford and Gene Hackman in a single year sucks, especially with no one even coming close to filling their shoes in present day Hollywood.
Not at all shocked that you don’t see @nintendousa.bsky.social on the list of Gaming 4 Good champions. Separating that unholy turd of a company from even the first nickel is likely impossible. www.valnetinc.com/en/gaming4go...
Teach me your ways. I have one that is very similar.
He wants “unity,” or so he says. Never mind that his lot have done everything in their power to kill unity as even an aspirational concept, let alone a reality. The weak use threats like a fat man uses ketchup on a burnt steak. Apply it liberally and hope it changes perception. It won’t.
I have a trusted media source? In 2025? Pffft. I do not.
Politicians have power only because we've given it to them. I say we take it away from everyone that doesn't have the strength of conviction shown here.
I figured I could escape the daily doomscroll with the iOS 26 update. After all, I heard it's SO RADICALLY DIFFERENT that it might keep me busy for a while. It's not. In fact, I'm annoyed at the hype around it far more than the update itself. It looks fine; works fine. What more could I want?
Hi. I’m an antifascist liberal. Remember when we could trust @msnbc.com and @npr.org etc.? Those were the good old days but times have changed. Stop posting their stuff. Stop consuming their content. Stop mentioning them at all (yes I know I just did; be better than me) They’re the other enemy now
He's more than welcome to punch me in the face if I get to punch him back afterward. Hell, I'll throw in $100.
Donald “I never pass up an opportunity to boast about things I have almost nothing at all to do with because my intellectual capacity is roughly the same as a cross eyed Siamese cat” Trump
Jair Bolsonaro would like a word
Please. Kiss his ass harder if you can. There’s no question the drawing is his and you know it.
Installed the LinkedIn app to exchange messages with some sports league execs. I’m not sure the relentless notifications from desperate attention-seeking assholes was worth it.
I knew a guy once (me) who lived in a car (mine) that kept getting towed. That guy (me) would end up spending so much money (mine) every other week that, after a few months, the cost of keeping the car (still mine) out of tow cost more than the rent he (me) wasn't spending on (my) drug problem.
The sheer amount of bloviating from the right around Charlie Kirk’s death is beyond comprehension. The Oath Keeper mouth-breather statements are particularly subcuck stupid. “WE ARE ANGRY! LOOK AT ME!!” www.wired.com/story/far-ri...
Gross.
Please tell me the photo description is something like “Useless President suffers a stroke”
No one demonizes those they disagree with more than Trump does. He's rewritten the book on it. Pot. Kettle. Black.
I've been waiting for someone to make this connection.
Sir, it's beneath you to address that trash as "Secretary," regardless of the title given to her. That you continue to do so merely reminds everyone, myself included, that you're a class act. For that I applaud you, but still.... it's painful that you have to do so.
I don't want to see a single politician on either side condemning the murder of Charlie Kirk. You have the power to change all of this gun control bullshit at any time. Fix it or fuck off. Thoughts and prayers to your (grand)children when you explain that you failed out of selfishness & greed.
Yes, the imaginary America that hasn't existed in as long as most of us can remember is indeed better than this. And then you wake up each morning and realize we really are only this.
Right? Kids aren't contributing to the wealth disparity in this country so their lives are only fractionally as important as a douchebag bootlicker who sucks up to all the 'right' billionaires.
Jesus. I missed this earlier. I'm so sorry to hear this. Glad your kid is ok.
Pfft. Screw Nintendo and fuck their Nintendo Direct. I can't support a company that'll shit all over their own legacy and then incarcerate and sue people who try to preserve it. And enjoy your new Metroid game. It'll be a Switch 2 exclusive now, so you waited 7 years for nothing.
Reading updates on a shooting and OH HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A NEW ERA BASEBALL CAP? How are we still relying on stupid, unrelated pop-up ads to sell shit in 2025?
Glenn Beck would like you to know that his daughter was at the scene when Charlie Kirk was shot. He would also like you to know that he is "absolutely not irrelevant" and of course he'd like to insert himself into the running internet commentary around all of this. Most of you: "Who is Glenn Beck?"
I hope it fucking hurt.
I'd offer thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk but fuck Charlie Kirk. Cold? Sure, but he deserves much worse than my off-handed dismissive comments. apnews.com/article/char...
A very happy #909day to all who celebrate. I no longer have a real 909 as I sold it for rent money years ago, but my love for it lives on through other Roland gear.
Reminder: you live in a country that spends more time congratulating a washed up pop star for winning an MTV award than focusing on the issues that will inevitably impact their lives in a negative fashion. And you expect your Bluesky outrage will somehow return them to face reality? Please.
Not the worst idea anyone has ever had
I won’t body shame her as one glance would tell me that isn’t necessary. I will brain shame her though, the dumb cunt.
If @microsoft.com thinks AI and Co-Pilot is even remotely useful, they're kidding themselves. If it's so fucking smart, why can't it figure out that I don't want spam from newsletterZ2Fu5543@hotelbeds365.onmicrosoft.com despite me telling it over 30 times now?
You go, Chicago. You’ve got this.
Tell me you're a complete wimp without telling me you're a complete wimp, President Donald "Bone Spurs" Trump.
Moms in tennis shoes make the absolute best Senators in times like these. Thank you @murray.senate.gov
....just not for long enough to pop.
Which Star Trek alien race does this freak belong to again?
JD clearly knows that it takes being shit to know when someone is full of shit. And JD is the second biggest pile of shit in the country. He's a shit expert, you might say.
Reminder #14,838 that you needn't follow me on social if your feed is littered with love for President Cankles J. Combover. I'll block you, but not before shitposting an impressive number of insults in your replies (the true superpower of AI in 2025).
Kind of want to apply just to see if I can get an audition.
If you’re trusting RFK Jr. with health matters for any reason, you might be more mentally ill than he is.
#cascadianow
To ALL members of government, Give us the Epstein files or go fuck yourself. When you’re done fucking yourself, give us the Epstein files. Xoxo.
If the pentagon thinks that blowing up a stupid little boat is some sort of flex, they’re more delusional than I thought.
Well yeah, you’re not supposed to make fun of stupid people or criticize them in any way.
I think @mls.bsky.social should pay attention to what they're saying in the UK about @intermiamicf.bsky.social. Halfway across the world they think you're a joke. Don't be one this time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_cA...
Well sure, but can I wear them or no?
Heh. Sounds spot on. I deal with both an organization that is very heavily invested in it and another that is largely tech-challenged but hype-susceptible. Both struggle with it but in vastly different ways. For me it’s nearly 80% about AI making up for my Excel ineptitude and laziness.
Does it feel like the judicial system is wholly unprepared (and ineffective) for the short attention spans and fast pace of the Information Age? Or is it just me.
Ooooh yeah. I work in video games, media and marketing. No one in any of the three will shut up about it. I mean, I use it every day for something (usually to save me a few minutes here or there) but the capability is a billion miles away from where any of the big dumb AI advocates say it’s at.
Same. See also: almost any conference right now.
What a handsome guy. Meet Frick, he does the same thing. I feel like he enjoys making limbs fall asleep. Here’s a rare photo of him NOT on someone.
Oklahoma is number two in death penalty executions. I would love to see them continue that trend on this girls step father. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
Is Messi going to dive every 2 minutes and pretend he was wronged or is he going to man the fuck up and play the damn game? #LeaguesCupFinal
Hey @tinakotek.bsky.social
David Beckham’s stutter grows as his hair thins. #LeaguesCupFinal
Firing up a weekly podcast with the myth, the legend, @swedetrap.bsky.social! Episodes start sometime in September. Give a follow @soccerwatcher.bsky.social and #noteamnoleaguejustsoccer
If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear the strategy is to let RFK Jr. kill off half the Republican voter base with blatant ignorance of health and win that way.
And for the love of Christ would you PLEASE get a new Please Wait reel? Or four?
If I miss anything about traditional broadcast tv it’s that your sporting event started on time, give or take a few minutes vs this streaming bullshit where the 7:30 match is now 20 minutes late. What the fuck do I pay you for, Apple???
Further, I think Leagues Cup only exists because it’s the only (fake) trophy that @intermiamicf.bsky.social is capable of “winning.” I mean, my team is still in contention too and I couldn’t care less if they win this thing. Only the MLS Cup matters. (And obvs the Cascadia Cup too)
You can’t possibly convince me that @mls.bsky.social isn’t rigged to give Old Man Messi free goal scoring opportunities. What a complete crock. @intermiamicf.bsky.social should question whether or not every win is real. Such a sham. Earn it or gtfo.
All of you politicians on both sides can go fuck yourselves with your thoughts and prayers. In fact, load one of your precious guns with thoughts and prayers, shove it up your ass, pull the trigger. Repeat. These are kids. You care more about money and power than kids. Fuck you.
Not to mention immoral, disgusting, and wholly unamerican.
You have zero excuse unless your excuse is that you hate music and musicians.
Apple Music launched their tool that transfers your music and playlists from Spotify. It’s super easy. Cancel Spotify.
Yeah. This is my dad’s point of view. The guy hasn’t left the godless suburbs in 25 years so of course he knows how horrible and lawless the city is. Solution: stop reading mainstream media, get off yr fat ass, and go see it for yourself. It isn’t the major problem they’re saying. Not at all.
I always figure that if you’re putting that hour and a half you’ve saved to something good, like even reminding others that Amazon is evil, you’re probably fine. Knowing being half the battle and all of that. And yes, I tell myself this because I occasionally do it too.
Boycott Exxon. If you weren’t already that is.
Yay. A nice story on the internet. Let's enjoy it for 10 minutes. There will still be plenty of war, corruption, sex trafficking, racism, sexism, and horrific tales of the demise of democracy when we're done.
I literally said the same thing. I just argued that it’s not the whole story.
Fuck yr In-N-Out burger. Eat @ Dick’s..
