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created November 30, 2023

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Too bipartisan.

1/9/2025, 9:28:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let. Things. End.

30/8/2025, 3:26:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But now you'll never know how my knock-knock joke ends...

30/8/2025, 3:19:40 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had fun with it... Also: Odenkirk... 2 years older than Keanu.

23/8/2025, 10:53:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get out while you can.

5/8/2025, 1:37:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

Social media and the constant rage built up around it is destroying everything. Just read the responses below the NPR story and with a straight face tell me that looks healthy or productive to you in anyway. Anger can be a gift (as the song goes) but it's usually just destructive.

5/8/2025, 1:37:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he's being used as a launchpad to tell a story about her grandmother, who goes onto to say in the extremely short memorial to HER to say that her feelings about Hogan have changed but that her grandmother is her hero. Nuance matters. Intent matters, regardless of what 300 characters allows.

5/8/2025, 1:34:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy dinner sweetie

5/8/2025, 12:15:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How would you feel THEN!

5/8/2025, 12:06:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hey guys, lets replace grandma with Hitler and the writer with sentient mustard gas?"

5/8/2025, 12:06:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A circle jerk of screaming assholes would appear to disagree.

5/8/2025, 12:01:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, dumb asses.... click on goddamn article instead of just spewing anger all the time. It isn't about what a sweet guy Hulk Hogan is... it's a short piece by a woman celebrating her immigrant grandmother. You can get back to screaming later.

4/8/2025, 11:49:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some impressive old school william castle bullshit here... solid moronic marketing.

28/7/2025, 11:23:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woah! This is so unlike him!

27/7/2025, 6:09:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorkin needs to bring back West Wing and have all the returning characters having transformed into feckless fucking assholes who've completely lost the plot.

22/7/2025, 2:38:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, I doubt Colbert and his team would want to stay there now...

19/7/2025, 7:07:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. Um. Uh... (fiddles with chair) Eggers! Yeah, I hope it's a bit more necessary feeling than Nosferatu cause he's such a craftsman of a director. I'm pulling for a script as exacting and tight as he is... or weird. I'd take weird also. (Ginger Snaps kicks ass, btw.. and Dog Soldiers.)

17/7/2025, 11:00:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not awful... just after Invisible Man and Upgrade, it felt flat. Gotta favorite werewolf movie?

17/7/2025, 10:51:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, Sinners lived up to the hype. Wolf Man was a bummer of a result from a cast and director I've previously dug. And Warfare is a well-made experience of a movie. Unsolicited opinion delivered. Have a good one.

17/7/2025, 10:47:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

Really love their Sixth Glass, but it's pricey... Space Camper is a solid back up choice. But I'm goin Leinenkugel Summer Shandy (the fruity pebbles of beer) if we're talking fruity barely-beers. I'll grab this next time I see it though.

5/7/2025, 1:01:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

Brother, theyre still paying pennies on the dollar to artists. Well, less than... $0.003 to .005 per stream from Spotify v. $.004-.007 on Apple. It's fun to kick Spotify, sure, but dont go white knighting for fucking Apple... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici... (and that only scratches the surface)

30/6/2025, 2:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

No problem with sweatshops then? Or any of the dozens of other shit Apple has their fingers in? Spotify is worth less than 200 billion dollars... Apple is worth 3 Trillion. But I'm sure theyre on the up and up and not involved in AI in any way.

30/6/2025, 2:46:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, thank god Apple or Amazon or Meta or any of the other places they're leaving their music up doesnt sponsor anything shady... all this does is fuck up my playlists.

30/6/2025, 2:30:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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everyday

29/6/2025, 7:55:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I second the "holy shit! Coherence!" sentiment.

24/6/2025, 2:08:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kansas was the first to codify abortion access following the fall of Roe v Wade, has a dem governor, one of the few openly gay congresswomen, etc. but sure... let's nuke us because an extra 1 person outta every 10 voted Trump. The majority of red states are 40%+ Democratic voters.

23/6/2025, 2:33:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See, but now that it's in your head...

19/6/2025, 4:54:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plm-...

6/6/2025, 3:57:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why not? The "defacement" was... no really, this is what he's whining about.

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29/5/2025, 2:59:41 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I look forward to their next album, The Wreck of the Ship of Theseus.

17/5/2025, 5:20:53 PM | 65 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I going to have to be the guy to make the "he already made his album sales disappear!" joke? Fine.

16/5/2025, 4:25:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey man, sex sells.

21/4/2025, 10:11:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posts like this make me take you far less seriously. What a bummer.

21/4/2025, 9:10:51 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Futures are down 1000 points.... why put off tomorrow what you can tank today?

2/4/2025, 10:28:23 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture swellicon (@swellicon.bsky.social) reply parent

It's an entertainment story from a site that covers entertainment. Why are you even following the OP if youre just gonna be a snarky ass when they post an innocuous news bite? Keep the powder dry for something that deserves it. Maybe log off and take a walk or something.

17/3/2025, 12:59:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Members of Schumer's staff need to walk...

14/3/2025, 3:17:27 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whats the comparison to david lowry's A Ghost Story (you know, the pie movie)?

3/2/2025, 5:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doing a film a day (or two...whatever). Just some favorites. Maybe I'll get more ambitious eventually... #FilmSky Morvern Callar (2002, dir. Lynne Ramsay) letterboxd.com/film/morvern...

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20/11/2024, 2:36:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MEN (2022, dir. Alex Garland) #OnePerfectShot Filmsky Horrorsky 🧛‍♂️📽

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3/10/2023, 5:41:50 AM | 412 104 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/11/2024, 1:18:09 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view