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If the child were a dog or a cat, everyone would have donated to him. Many days have passed without anyone donating, unfortunately. Please help the child and save his life. Ahmed, 14 years old, suffers from severe malnutrition. Please donate here 👇🏻 chuffed.org/fundraiser/3... 🙏🏻
OUCH
the merchant marine band delivered one of the better renditions i've heard
no, stupid
andreessen and thiel have literally never "had a good idea" they may have innovated evil but they have never had a single novel prosocial thought
mike johnson claiming unprompted that president trump's uncle does in fact work for nintendo
come next wednesday night god willing i will be learning trigonometry
I need a Canadian's Help. Please, my friends. I beseech thee.
bengali flashcards are now at github.com/swizzard/flashcards-bn
so i've pulled all the cards out of github.com/swizzard/flashcards and rebased the history so it's more easily cloneable. i don't expect a ton more features, but they'll be developed and made available there, without the baggage of any cards
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care to draw us a clock real quick
I was shot in the thigh while trying to receive aid, causing a fracture that requires urgent surgery to insert a metal plate. I went there because I didn’t have enough to feed my family. I need $700 for the surgery. tinyurl.com/mt7r9ka7
For over a year now I’ve worked so hard and tried everything I could to avoid this. But I couldn’t save enough, so here we are. I made a Gofundme. Depending on the outcome I will either hire an expensive immigration lawyer and give it one more try, or pack up and use the money to start over.
idk how well "i used to be poor" is gonna work from mayor zero bond but sure
lmao you madman, you didn't blow it up
Please donate and share.
I am Mohammed, and my daughter Kinaz is injured in her arm and has undergone surgery. We need $31.97 to survive today: $14.95 = We need milk for Kinaz to regain her strength. $8.97 = Two cans of tuna $8.98 = 3 kg of firewood for cooking ✔ Verified account by Molly Shah gofund.me/8346c1ef
Come, you masters 𝘰𝘧 War
*harmonica solo*
It a night of hell in Gaza, just one night but it dragged us through ages of terror, with strikes every five minutes as if time itself had turned into an enemy, as if the ticking clock carried rockets in its tail, an endless death sweeping through everything. 🔗 tinyurl.com/3sem5b4p
I'm sending $10 to @mamatwins.bsky.social's fundraiser today. Can you match or share? chuffed.org/project/help...
eric adams forgot the cool rock he was gonna show us at home
yes I am watching this bc everything is insane, he’ll be on soon I suppose
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the gnostics and mormons have the "additional books" space locked down so it's the logical move
we go now to his supporters gathered at the scene
do you think she's given up on her google alerts entirely
fucking of course they did
I beg you, I implore you, and I kiss your feet. Help me save my daughter from this cancerous pain that is tearing her body apart. I beg you to help me with the costs of the surgery to remove this tumor. Donation link🙏🏻👇🏻 chuffed.org/project/1285... Don't forget to share the campaign
Iam Bara’a.Ibeg you,people,to convey my cry to everyone before I lose the rest of my children.Iost my daughter Maha and now Iam facing the same suffering and fear. My children,Masa and Hayat,need your generosity and support.Iam very desperate.My heart is aching for my children.🙏🥺💔 gofund.me/74c01145
This is my son who has been suffering from severe malnutrition for three months and has digestive and immune system problems. Even when milk and food entered Gaza a week ago, he does not accept anything and is living on IVs. Help me evacuate and treat him. gofund.me/015c8fe1
My baby girl is battling severe malnutrition, and it breaks my heart to see her fading day by day. We desperately need help—every donation, no matter how small, could save her life. Please support us on GoFundMe: 💔🙏 gofund.me/4f2edf6d
the Golden Oldies are predicated on their exclusions
i am not claiming trump is systematically and intentionally trying to aggravate every single core republican constituency, i am simply asking what a republican president with that goal would be doing differently
when i’ve been like “just because you’re panicking right now doesn’t mean you should give your allegiance & cash to the first assholes who aren’t trump even if their ideas are bad & they claim to know how to win,” it’s the abundance people. they’re monsters. they’re just not that one guy you hate.
🚨This mybaby Aser suffers anemia, weightloss💔 Hishealth deteriorating Welive inextremely harsh conditions Myfamily displaced,hungry,sick 🚨Weneed £600 buy some food,medicine ✅verified by @mommunism.bsky.social ✅️Vetted by@gazavetters,my number verifiedlist(#544 )✅️ PlsHelp💔🙏 tinyurl.com/Support-my-f...
In the last campaign filing, Cuomo had 171 donors max out at $2100. Of those 94 were from outside of NYC. This guy is running to be mayor of where exactly?
there are people who cannot get over that what impressed their high school english teacher fails to equally impress literally everyone else in their lives
Here is jamal from Gaza. We literally lost everything. Support us if u can by reposting or anything, your help can rebuild our lives your repost is a life. chuffed.org/project/1389...
If you can read this and not want the entire government and military of Israel to face a tribunal with possibility for execution then I don’t want to know you or believe you’re the same type of animal as me (I don’t want to but I will acknowledge it cause I’m not a fascist)
This article helped both me and my parents schedule vaccine appointments for today. Important, important, important.
if you need to send money to a good brown dude on the left running for mayor as the establishment works against him, may i suggest Omar Fateh? secure.actblue.com/donate/omar_...
The gates of hell have opened upon Gaza. The occupation has published a map of residential towers intended for destruction. Every red mark is a target for the warplanes. They have already begun. tinyurl.com/3sem5b4p
Hey everyone, serious request for help from someone familiar with immigration law and proceedings, particularly in NYC: A very dear friend of mine who has been waiting in immigration limbo for years received an I-797C (notice of action) to go to USCIS for an interview, along with her family. (cont)
the sleepiest people in every theater in manhattan are going to be FURIOUS
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what do you mean we were just talking about blueskyism
speaking of which, the fact that english t is always the retroflex ট /ʈ/ and never the dental ত /t̪/ suggests to english-native me that i should prioritize getting real spanish with ত over worrying about tucking my tongue correctly for ট
i just spent an embarrassingly long time not realizing ইশপের (/'i.ʃɔ.pɛr/, EE-shuh-pair) is "aesop's" mostly because i *never* see শ for an english s. it's *always* স, except the compound st is ষ্ট (ষ + ট), which think is mostly because english t is always ট and the sibilants don't really matter
We are Sakher and Reem. Two young people from Gaza who’ve survived two years of war, displacement, starvation, and fear. We’ve lost our homes. We’ve lost our education. We’ve lost people we loved. We’ve slept hungry. We’ve run barefoot through rubble. 😩💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 GFM : gofund.me/459d365f
The army warns the people of Gaza that they will completely evacuate Gaza City within a week. We have been exhausted by the war, displacement and homelessness for two years. We urgently need €500 to cover the costs of displacement and the tent. @mommunism.bsky.social tinyurl.com/help4samaa
🚨 Urgent Appeal 🚨 After two years of war and devastation, we are once again facing genocide, death, and hunger. 💔 My family is trapped in this nightmare… we have no one but you. Please don’t look away. 📢 Donate and share our story. gofund.me/d14cbe76
OBAMA (the horror of being so relentlessly perceived by so many suddenly becoming too much for him to bear, threatening to drown him in a wave of anxiety): let me be clear
I got fired today. If you're able to help my links are: Cash App- $AniRayne Venmo- @Kristine-Lawwill
The African Translation Project needs $2500 by September 22 and are still at just 4% of that goal LET'S GET THAT BREAD ko-fi.com/africantrans...
"Iesu, waß ein Aschhöl" - the brothers Grimm
The Abundance conference features Manhattan Institute President Reihan Salam, who supports ending birthright citizenship and funds Nazi liars like Chris Rufo. I don't care how important you think zoning reform is. You don't invite the vampires in.
more like shoutwork imo
hakeem jeffries passionately defending RA/9
BREAKING: New York Governor Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to anyone who requests them, regardless of age or underlying conditions.
this would literally kill me
in bengali, মজা (/'mɔ.ʤa/ MUH-ja) means "funny" and মোজা (/'mo.ʤa/ MŌ-ja) means "socks" and if anyone wants to start a south asian spencer's gifts knockoff i have some naming suggestions
Only $300 between hunger, shelter, and my children's lives. Don't let us collapse while we call on you. Don't let our voices die. We are now in your hearts. Don't let us down and leave us lost between hunger and oppression. You are love for us. Im vetted by @mommunism.bsky.social shorturl.at/hcCSb
2 years hence i hope to at least: - know calculus - be able to fix the faulty wiring in our kitchen that pops the fuse when you try to open the microwave prematurely
To all my friends with a living conscience, my heart is torn with pain and brokenness💔🙏. Please,🙏 I beg you to stand with me to help my son Anas stay alive. I swear to you that I depend only on you. Your participation means a lot to me.🙏💔😭 gofund.me/001d3fab
A menopause newsletter! Such a great idea from @19thnews.org @jennifergerson.bsky.social
Will the Wolf Survive?
My daughter, Hoda, is suffering from malnutrition, and her condition is worsening every day. I appeal to those with compassionate hearts to extend a helping hand. Any assistance, however small, could save the life of an innocent child.😭🙏🏻😔 please donate and share🙏🏻 gofund.me/fcc640f71
i'm starting an AS program in electrical engineering at laguardia community college next week i don't know what if anything this will ultimately do for me but at least it's a reason to leave the house
Abundance guys love talking about how building houses rapidly ends homelessness and how during the 2020s Austin built houses faster than any other major city, but they never seem to check back and ask 'hey what happened to homelessness in Austin since all that building started?' (It doubled)
my "i never divulged anything that wasn't otherwise public to the reporter catfishing me" notes app screenshot is causing people to ask a lot of questions already answered by the screenshot
The brother of far-right extremist Nate Hochman is a speaker at the Abundance conference 👍
greta van fleet's "toledo" is going to rock guitar centers across the country
Tasneem is helping her cousin Hanan raise funds. She is a mother of four children with grand aspirations and great senses of humour, both of which were crushed by the genocide. Please spread her campaign around and donate to help feed her family. #HelpGaza
Tasneem can’t keep an account here but needs help
$5 says that in an interview or unrelated press conference trump blithely suggests effectively mandating photo id for all gun sales and ending the private sale exemption with the first federal legislation limiting gun sales in 30 years and then completely denies doing so within the following 10 days
[howling into void] FOLKS!!!!!! 🚨 🍊 🚨 THIS SMOKEY GIRL NEEDS A HOME 🚨 🍊 🚨
i can't definitely say that pseudoephedrine has saved my life but it has at least saved my day on numerous occasions
when you're too avoidant for a chore wheel
is there any way they could get tranches involved
bengali numbers are hard in a way i find personally unsettling
i would've cared
conor oberst is the billie joe armstrong of riverses cuomo
genuinely loling at the NCEU
I know one of the lessons you have to learn as part of getting wise is that villains don't usually look like villains and a very bad person could be a handsome trustworthy looking guy but it's weird that doesn't apply to any of the current biggest bad guys. They all look like stages of Tetsuo
Your daily affirmation that everyone else is messing up too:
the palestine 2025 charity bundle is live!! it's a huge bundle of very cool games (Coffee Talk, Extreme Meatpunks, Spirit Swap, Roto Force, Moon Hunters...) and the proceeds go towards providing direct aid in Palestine my game BOSSGAME is included too!! check it out!! itch.io/b/2979/play-...
is david packman a rwe?
you win this round, capitalism
why isn't there an off-putting video about it
a roomba for lawns, boom done you're welcome
This is something they chose to show people, and it was less functional than any smart home device
are le epic dunks going to get pregnant people vaccines