72 years here, Comic, Geek, Cook, Chicago Native, G to 3 grands
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You're giving me nightmares, Bowers. Don't make me block your...
Wonderful what a government can do for it's people 😍
Is the story about the families that were ravaged at kids school, CBS, NBC, ABC, PBS, MSNOW? NO blood mongers! It's about the enablers. Lead with those stories of hypocrisy, child abuse, bribery and prayer. Give the mourners some Grace and give the RNC a RASH
Chicago, when they decide to obey illegal orders, throw beer cans and take-out bxs near them, so they have to clean shit up. They're prep tells them: We're being tested. The shit's only an IUD from sec. noem's HOT new handbag. Now pick it UP! What? Welcome to Grant Park, traitors!
Charcuterians Barrel? I'm still not going in!
Can Elon load a couple dozen of his expendable rockets with the ash and launch it to the moon, preferably the dark side?
Yeah. Me too. Wait. Isn't music to be shared as widely as possible? RC, we must keep the lines open to our youngest heart. Keep sharing. Poems! Mom jokes! Rants. Please. and Thanks
Make sure your town will allow a goat. We had 2 back in the 60s.
They clip grass. They don't pull it out of your lawn. Pick one of your smaller goats.
Dude's always a cringe. creep smile/smirk pretending to have integrity.
Chain a goat to a stake and wait 2 days.
Seems he might become a fave Chicago TACO. Me thinks he heard from some other legal scholars 'sides Blondy. The Constitution has a few teeth left I believe.
You need an agent to book you into a couple of comedy joints. Here's a lightbulb joke: How many ADHD people does it take etc? Let's ride bikes!
"That's my Dad!"
Kept Animals, fiction by my daughter. NYTimes gave it a rave. Covid in 2020 killed her book tour.
Thinking about meeting our troops down town so that I can beg them to protect me from all the crime in City Hall and DC. They don't need to know that IMHO they are all guilty of abusing their oaths to our Constitution. What's on your plate this week?
Today in Black History: On Aug. 25, 1927, tennis legend Althea Gibson was born in Silver, SC. The daughter of sharecroppers, she rose from Harlem’s courts to win Grand Slams, shatter racial barriers in tennis, and later break ground as the first Black woman on the LPGA tour. #BlackHistory
"I don't know," is one of the most honest things one can say. My dad taught us that the point of our expensive educations was for us to acquire the guts to stay curious and to run our own educations forever. Learning curves are good work!
This is why I can’t quit the internet🤣🤣🤣
😴 Who's winning? Never mind. 😴
Without peaking: 1 The Grapes of Wrath
Applying to college where? One of my daughters is going to college in Fall of 26. If she applies to and accepts adm to a college/university in a Red (White girls are cows) State, I'll try to change both decisions somehow. Europe? We need ideas.
The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.
Bone spurs are horrid.
Who was Jim Fix?
Venus? Pluto? Neptune!
chadevereux has the goods: Cracker Pedo
Can Neil Young do a cover of 4 Dead just for Chicago? 66 at Brookfield Zoo? 450 at Wrigley Field ?? 0 at the Resolute Desk and counting...
Release the Epstein files!!
I had the opposite thought. Dad got weekends in the divorce decree and hasn't got a clue.
The floor of my garage. Roll over it in drive and then again in reverse and again in drive and so on and so on.
Feline of the Opera. Cats meets the Phantom. Ah Show Biz
Does Illinois, Cook County or Chicago have 'Stand your ground' protections? Asking for gun owners.
It’s the same people who claim “I don’t see color.” SMH Support my human rights advocacy at www.qasimrashid.com/subscribe
Shouldn't these FBI folks be wearing masks and ventilators?
How many singers, actors, writers, pianists, poets, dancers, and so on were getting paid to work 48 weeks/year with a pension, health, etc? When our disgraceful orange pile of blubber is gone, I look forward to a comfortable reinstatement of all y'all. For life! Perspective
Puerto Rico pays more taxes than all US states For every dollar generated in Puerto Rico through economic activity, taxpayers pay 26 cents in taxes. www.elnuevodia.com/english/busi...
I may have a fit of pique!
Bumbershoots
I didn't read this. No. Honest.
Profile in Courage. We need even more too.
He can't read. Attach a sound file by AI using Lindsay Graham's voice who recites the Bill of Rights. Post on Truth Social ASAP.
As some traitors like to say, "Standing by!"
That's because K is still a virgin. See the desperation?
And the Party lives to lie another day. S'more.
We have not forgotten. Victims deserve justice. #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp 🗣️ resist45ideology (IG)
And precious 💞 Good teacher!!
Shout Out IOWA Shout to everyone who wants to take back the SENATE JONI ERNST is thoroughly disgusting Remember, "we're all gonna die" VOTE HER OUT Meet Josh Turek listen to him He's the DEMOCRAT WE NEED IN THE SENATE Please follow and support Him @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social
Send over a McD Whitehouse embolism x 3. That's 6 Whoppers xtra cheese 8 small fries, pies, and vanilla shakes and all the crayons in your drawer. I need some sleep, dammit! RIP, Sir
Got kids/grandkids?
I'd like it more if DJT's cell mate is hearing impaired gay and mute, the guards should know the lyrics to 'YMCA' and sing it to him along with the CCCP National Anthem all the time.
I’m a candidate running for Congress and I will never bend the knee to authoritarianism — whether it’s coming from Trump, Putin, or someone else. You can learn more about my campaign and my views here: katforillinois.com
I'd nap too after eating whatever was on/in that back wall. Too appetizing.
The REAL STORY is STILL THIS: AND WE MUST KEEP IT THAT WAY.
🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy. Slava Ukraini!
A+ for invisibility. 😘
They're not only war criminals they're sadistic war criminals! 😠👿 www.commondreams.org/news/starvin... IDF Brags of 'In-Depth Review' That Confirms Israel Is Starving Sick Children to Death | Common Dreams
Here's another true story. Our floor to ceiling Xmas tree came down the chimney on Xmas Eve fully decorated with ornaments. The living room had been arranged so the tree was comfy. Just another couple of the tricks that only Santa could pull off all over the world. We were 5 gullible happy children.
He made a pretty good Lex Luthor in Chris Reeves' Superman movies. Any actor who succeeds as a comic actor and a dramatic has me gob smacked. Hackman will be missed!
Add Melania to the possible bus victims list. She could get a big settlement after the 2028 campaign gets under way unless she's 'broken.'
How's the Fight Card looking to you? I've got a few kopeks on the current #1 contender, KGB, who gained that crown after Shlomoverson, the former Champ, and Peckersonova, the former #1 (a transexual) Contender fell or jumped from hotels - bedbugs. So: KKK v KGB Will there be 'babes' there?
The highest crime rate in DC was on January 6th, 2021. Fact.
The French Con kinda strategy? From 1971. Amazing story about Popeye Doyle and when H climbed the walls like ivy. When was the last time? You pick your feet in Poughkeepsie? MOVIE NIGHT
Perhaps there are many former Epstein sycophant deviants in the sacred Halls of Congress. If that were so, which ones would interfere with publishing the PEDOfiles? And which ones want to see their allies resign in disgrace? Pure speculation.
Busted. Damn gurl.
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I'm tho thor I could barely pith!
Does 'rise up' mean we'll get in some faces to get an Equal Rights Amendment passed and ratified. Succeed there and we've got a new country. But. We have to start the ERA from scratch. They let it expire last time. Care to make it possible? Please do.
Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
Where do 'E' list actors go to get attention? You. Ignore this POS.
Honor among thieves. Smells like sewage. Vote him back to Earth 1.0, poor little liar.
I love a good Cyrille Aimee happy hour myself, but DG is great. music.youtube.com/watch?v=81vi...
Poetry with pix! Now DJT can 'get it.'
RIGHT!!!
Beautiful! Happy Summer Birthday (all Summer 😜)!
Needlepoint. My mom needlepointed the upholstery covers for twelve dining room chairs. She only had five children as far as we know.
Can 47% of Republicans really be his Mommy?
These racist ICE guys are abusing their prisoners. Surprised? This “oversized kennel” went up in one MONTH. How many millions did that cost? For a fence and tarps? The Miami Herald reported last month that “hundreds” of the facility’s prisoners have no criminal record in the United States.
There are others in our Gov surnamed Kennedy. Diarrhea by any other name is disgusting.
I doubled my monthly contribution. My new grandchild will need at least one more Grouch going forward.
Try standing closer to your razor in the morning if there's pie coming.
#SpittingCoffee
Canada fires' sht up my face all day. Who's helping at ER?
If I ever catch this POS xing the st against a red, when he gets to my side of the x walk, I'll beat the cruelty out of him with my cane. Does that fit his crime?
How many times do they need to yell at us to bet $5 to get $150 in tokens or chips after every fuccing 4th down? MUTE
Right on target
A cartoon by Patrick McKelvie. #NewYorkerCartoons See more cartoons from this week’s issue: www.newyorker.com/gallery/cart...
Stopped me. Stunning. Glad I follow you.
Could we see when congress people's wives, partners, sex slaves, teen groupies, etc. are given stock tips by their naughty congressional tipsters? Will that still be ok? Asking for a victim.
And if T decides to ignore this Rule of 5, is it an impeachable offense?
Can Lauren Boebert read? Breaking News!
📌This EPA deregulation today by the Trump Administration is cynical, evil, and an attack on clean air, water, our children and their children’s children. It is absolutely grotesque. These people are fucking monsters, they really are.
Pick a battle, folks. Leno?
The NYPD officer killed by the active shooter was an immigrant from Bangladesh. He had 2 kids and a 3rd on the way. The US State Dept travel advisory for Bangladesh is level 3; “Reconsider Travel” for violence, crime and terrorism. He died here, for us, shot with a Colt M4 rifle. Think about that.
An inspiration to young Repubs. Or maybe he's the last R to face the LAW! This week?
The Parrot fish blew me away.
Ross pushed thru a tunl. Once ur in the tunl u can't kick to get out. I duh made it, but I kicked a sharp. Then swam like a torpedo. I was cut and TERRIFIED of sharks.