If games were decided by first to score, TCU would’ve been blown out.
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If games were decided by first to score, TCU would’ve been blown out.
Jordon Hudson was right
The Big Hurt!
The breakthrough of Veronica Burton www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Criticize Arch all you want but this man can check down with the best of them
Prove that his tush didn’t get pushed
That Slovenia team is tough to watch lol
Goran can’t be so old he can’t give them 15 minutes
Nico Harrison, wrong again?
Slim Luka is 0-2 in EuroBasket. Get this man some gluten!
That is a long way of answering “yes” to my question. PG was great in his last season in LA and then had a bad year. More than one year matters here, even with Jalen having an amazing year. One spot difference is nothing to get upset about. Jalen is awesome though. Been a big fan since Santa Clara
At most he’s one spot low depending on how PG bounces back from the injuries of last year.
Do I have to explain that Paul George is good or are you just doing an internet thing because you’re someone on the internet?
Me starting now
This is going to wreck me next time I take shrooms.
This is my TikTok sweet spot right here
Anybody who knows me or has followed me knows the last thing I want to do is generate conversation. You could have read the reasoning in The Bounce, our free NBA newsletter. Or you can go about your day. I do right or wrong. I don’t do bait.
Put him on the forwards list
You would
It’s not based simply on last year. Calm down
I agree with me too.
He might be!
It’s not bait when I’m right
I agree with me
Ok now I’m really interested
really interested in Auburn vs. Baylor tonight, and not just because I have heard a professional announcer after a meeting with him describe Dave Aranda as "fucking weird"
Yes
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Welcome to Look At This Absolute Unit City. Population: this guy
This imagery is the kind of thing you see in video games to let you know you’re in a totalitarian city or country.
Pavel Podkolzin is my Roman Empire. Subscribe to the Bounce! theathletic.com/thebounce
The first person to figure out rice should have their own holiday. You really nailed it on that one
I don’t know what this is referring to but you have my 100% support
Training to join Meal Team 6
“Training to be an honorary ICE member” may be one of the most unintentionally embarrassing things I’ve ever heard.
He’s the only person I’d even ask for Biker Boyz
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The GPA stat is the chef's kiss.
George Zidek or Randy Orton?
A bat shit, great performance
I sincerely hope he’s just reprising his role from the Herzog semi-remake Bad Lieutenant, Port of Call: New Orleans.
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Get his Emmy ready
Gonna start beginning my insults by saying “with all due disrespect…”
It’s the right way to watch it
This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
Or are the clones among us and they hid the originals in a bunker? Makes you think
oh boy. Trump is not going to like that Fox panned his big summit
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The perfect Jurassic litmus test
More like Pete Alonslow
“Why would your dad?” Gets me every time. It doesn’t matter. I’m gonna laugh. The bigger issue is I have to hold back from yelling it in real life with my daughters when they ask me why…cause it doesn’t make sense when I am their dad! @talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social
The Braves are on a 9-0 run
If only there were a recent example of people destroying a famous piece of Washington DC, out of which we might make an example
Do you get it
Who would’ve thought Yanks wouldn’t be good at tugging?
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
This is going to be stupendous
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This explains the delay on tariffs on China
Look at us! Influencers!
This doesn’t add anything to what you’ve done but: ceoff gollins dutch bavis kane liffin zon rook brack mown danny miaz hyan brarsin derek dooley Really peters out at the end
I read the article. It hit a drifter with its car in 1984 and drove off. No idea if the man survived but it thinks about him to this day.
Funny enough that this episode came on on my birthday, and I hear @cornpuzzle.bsky.social mention my name (correctly!). Nice little surprise @darthamin.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I have also listened to this multiple times, so great listening skills on my end.
I don’t speak with @iankarmel.bsky.social anymore. Please don’t tag us together. I only speak to him on our basketball podcast Emotional Hoops, which you can only get through patreon.com/emotionalhoops. I’ll occasionally speak to him when we hang out as friends I guess. And we text. But that’s it.
That's his slam dunk contest aura
That card is that intentionally blurred/filtered. I have done nothing to this image
If I send you this, it means I don’t understand what your deal is
Going to a sumo tournament in Japan was the greatest in-person sporting event I’ve ever attended
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banger
Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org
How your email finds me
Cups
Man. Airport soup at any time of day is psychotic to begin with.
I’m at the SLC airport for a quick layover and there are a minimum of five people eating soup from Panera just at my gate. It’s 10:25am
The WNBA All-Stars came out wearing warmup shirts that said, "Pay Us What You Owe Us." The players' union met with the WNBA Thursday and came away frustrated with the economic model proposed by the league. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
Welcome to Cinephobe @talkhoops.bsky.social
this one
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Trump trying to change the subject
Somehow Jase’s miss was closer than Skal’s
You’re a monster
Fan attempted two half court shots and airballed both of them. Crowd talked the MC into giving him one more chance. He knocked it down cold. Summer league!
Another Pistons technical foul. Another Kevon Harris technical foul free throw while Reed Sheppard is on the floor. @johnhollinger.bsky.social
I hate this
Can you ask if there are extra ice packs? Asking for a friend
Awkwardly enough, she’s here too
