Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Paying $30+ to watch 2 old straight married couples fight at Wrestle-Pazuzu? Ugh π kill me dead already. #AEW #AEWDYNAMITE #AEWALLOUT
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Paying $30+ to watch 2 old straight married couples fight at Wrestle-Pazuzu? Ugh π kill me dead already. #AEW #AEWDYNAMITE #AEWALLOUT
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The excitement for this retired divas-era wrestler is a bit forced. She is still from a time when their matches were like 3 minutes long at most.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Best move ever.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Putin poisoned him.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Popcorn muscles. lol π
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I liked The Righteous, but with anyone deciding to go to the wweβ¦fuck them for taking a job in that shitbag maga company. Idc about βgetting paidβ or βfollowing your dreamβ.
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Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs such a non factor.
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He and Cody get together and smell their own farts.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
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Aew announcing they broke a record at FD made Paul scream like Regina George
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
The best part about aj lee and john cena/brock? I still donβt give a fuck. #aew #aewdynamite
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
The fed and old man Phil just remembered he has a wife that used to wrestle in the 2010s to do a mixed tag match in September that has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that aew has a ppv the same day
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Slay
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
And? We knew TK was waiting on injuries and aminata was dealing with a passport issue. Are you running out of Jake Hager and killer Kross headlines?
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf π
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Less of an interview. More a public shaming.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
lol π
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I definitely didnβt zoom in on this photo. Definitely not. Couldnβt be me. #Aew #AEWCOLLISION
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Loved it.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I love the spooky girls. #AewCollision
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Darby definitely doesnβt have an HOA. #AEW #AEWCOLLSION
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Gabe Kidd is the DL guy who hits you up at like 2am and makes you watch a documentary about a serial killer before he gives you the βdick of deathβ. #AEW #AEWCOLLISION
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Hologram. lol π #AEW #AEWCOLLISION
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Kyle bleeding doesnβt make me worried. It makes me feral. #AEW #AEWCOLLSION
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Justified yelling into the microphone
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Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
TK hit that SLAY button!!
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
RJ doing his butt first pose as he announces it, please.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I think Trixie said sheβd let MJF sit on her face. #AEW #AEWCOLLISION Girl. Same.
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Charge the pacemaker, Steph!
DJ Einsam (@djeinsam.bsky.social) reposted
Christian Cage waiting outside the White house... #wrestlesky #AEW
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Paul Walter Hauser. Tits out with a barb wire bat showing respect to the professional wrestling business. π #ROHDBD #ROH
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
I canβt hate him.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
I do love a casual beast.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
TKβs ROH never disappoints
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I fucking love Caprice Coleman. #ROH #ROHDBD
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Iβd rather be that inflatable rat outside than qt Marshall. #ROH
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
At least he didnβt get βseedβ sprayed in his face. β¦this time
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I donβt mean to be rude, but Cole Karter gives very much βevery torso pic on Grindrβ vibes. #ROH
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
John Silver paying tribute to Mikey Whipwreck. Awesome. #ROH
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
This ROH show will feature things like βSeedβ and βchocolate kissesβ. Wrestling is better than anything else you like. #WATCHROH #ROH
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
GI Bro⦠death before dishonorably discharged
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be helpful if she stopped talking about missing tna.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Kevin is gonna need a full calorie βsoft drinkβ to get through these trying times
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Is every sentence he uttered a headline for you?
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Le sexy
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Oh fuck yeah
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
My dream match for this show would be Gabe vs Kingston. That would crush the pervert Brock match.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Heβs an apologist for a rapist. Nothing else matters.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
How to be a pervert?
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Eddie Kingston is just edging us at this point. #AEW #AEWDYNAMITE
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I will never stop loving Darby Allin. Awesome #AEWDYNAMITE
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
And just like thatβ¦all is well.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
New merch drop from Alfred, Bully, Hager, and Killer Kross is π₯ #AEW #AEWDYNAMITE
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Fatty got more cheese. Good for fatty.
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Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Kevin Dunn looks big.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe itβs time for the Hurt Synthetic to close up shop.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Watching Ospreay v. Ricochet from last yearβs Continental Classic has me excited itβs almost CC Season again. A tournament of sickos for the sickos. #AEW #AEWDYNAMITE
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Sponsored by ICE. Fascist pricks.
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Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. Fuck them.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
He could technically say it, but he couldnβt look anyone in the eyeβ¦well, both eyes and say it.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasnβt red so no.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Um. He wore a hat once.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Jake Hager is so dumb. These gooner interviews are supposed to come out on Wednesdays! Just in time for #AEWDYNAMITE on TBS and streaming on HBO MAX!!
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
I love maga tears.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
lol π damn.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I stopped watching their clips when they would review shows and say things like βsmackdown was disjointed and barely had any wrestling. 3 out of 5 stars. Rampage was fast and exciting. 3 out of 5 starsβ. Like wtf? Just absolute garbage.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
I donβt think youβre actually engaging in the conversation. Youβre not open to new information and instead only want to repeat your basic, proven-wrong premise. At this point youβre allowing your pride to override your critical thinking. Itβsβ¦familiar π€
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
That convo looked painful. lol π
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Good.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
If they were haribo gummy bears, I get it. Those things are always hard as hell.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
The ECW arena is a the coolest place for someone like Eddie Kingston to come through. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
That tea was steeped
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I kinda think Sean Ross sapp is a goober that sucks shit through a tube. #Aew #Forbiddendoor
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
AEW is just fucking fun. #ForbiddenDoor
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine went green for bit
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Heβs saving his money for more hair.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I now need a Hangman Adam Page Skull Fucker Ranch shirt. #Aew #FORBIDDENDOOR
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Hanger skull fucked him!! #AEW #FORBIDDENDOOR
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Happy Gilmore 2 didnβt pay much, obviously
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
That was either Shad Khan sitting ringside or the ghost of the iron sheik coming back to call hogan a Jabroni one last time. #AEW #FORBIDDENDOOR
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Bitch wearing green chicken feathers. Better than me, my ass. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Jamie Hayterβs theme has been on my workout mix forever. Fuck yeah, sheβs back. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Bozilla. Damn, girl. π #AEW #FORBIDDENDOOR
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Just β¦ I just really love this view. #AEW #FORBIDDENDOOR
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Our daddy in pink stays on top.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Mercedes is about to be SURROUNDED by some massive powerhouse women.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
TK said, βeat shit, Harry Potterβ.
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
Goosebump Jones with that Cope sing-a-long. #AEW #Forbiddendoor
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social)
I wish a man would love me enough to climb Everest and while at the summit make a video about ruining my life. Darby π€ Mox. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor
Talon π³οΈβπ (@talonsperch.bsky.social) reply parent
Whereβs Cheesecake when you need him?
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Iβm on her side