Yeah, but that’s every cabinet meeting he’s ever had.
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Yeah, but that’s every cabinet meeting he’s ever had.
So they’re back where they were before where only dumb ass rednecks who like bad food eat there.
Let’s see if prayer works. I pray to not have an authoritarian government in my country. Nope, it’s still here.
I just prayed to not be living under the stupidest authoritarian government ever …. nope, didn’t work.
Williams-Sonoma is a major furniture retailer? I’ve never taken a nap on a $75 cutting board.
I wonder if you can catch gay from eating rainbow trout.
Duh.
Let’s not forget Duke’s role.
I guess they wouldn’t let Jordon host it.
You can’t feel shame if you’re too drunk to remember anything.
“Don’t you know how rich my 60 year-old husband who I had a baby out of wedlock with is??!!”
Picked him up off waivers on one of my fantasy teams on July 2, hoping the usual 2nd half turnaround was coming.
But the fact that you have to go back 10 years to find an example sort of waters down the argument.
“willing” is an odd way to spell “ordered.”
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Now Trump could say, “Yeah, I snorted blow off of Karoline Leavitt’s ass the other day and some people are saying it was the greatest ass blow snort ever. Grown men from my Cabinet witnessed it with tears in their eyes…” and CNN would be like “Does Trump have the best snort game of all time?”
My Fox affiliate is showing paid programming instead.
I just looked at the box score of the Braves game and um… 🤔… wait, um, what?
Even in a non-fascist America this was ridiculous. People don’t go to Vegas, have a gazillion casinos, shows, and bars at their disposal and say “You know what I feel like doing? Spending my night watching a crappy baseball team.”
I guess Ivanka’s schedule is clear.
I’m as skeptical about the election results as anyone but this just isn’t how probability works.
People don’t go into law enforcement because they want to be brave and stop dangerous people. They do it so they have a license to abuse and bully weak people.
No shit.
The two people I mentioned are both men.
Steph Curry and Nikola Djurisic are both NBA players. Curry makes over $59 million. Djurisic makes a little over $1 million. Same job so I guess they should be paid the same, right?
This ESPN article claims Acuña’s throw was 301 feet but that seems a little short. For reference the straight-line distance from the RF foul pole to 3B is 337.2 feet.
That would probably be a sicker burn if the Braves don’t also clinch by beating the Mets 3 hours later.
You’ll wake up and change your mind when you see it.
I think he’s kind of a joke but I’ll never forget the shot he hit on April 2, 2022.
He also has the highest net worth/IQ ratio in history so that’s something.
It means “You are now expected to enthusiastically cheer for fascism.”
Off topic but how do the mechanics of the athlete-to-athlete call work? I don’t know if Fried & Skubal have a friendship but in general if an athlete wants to contact another athlete how do they get the number? Have someone in their organization contact the other organization? Agent? Mutual friend?
And tomorrow they’ll roll up on a soccer field and throw 50 brown people into vans and tell Judge Frimpong to go fuck herself.
16 days come at you fast.
Imagine what they do with the 13 year-old Hispanic girls they grab off the street.
First that we know about anyway. And definitely not the last.
Yeah, that guy definitely got caught smoking dong.
So of course he would be the ambassador to a country that is mostly brown and Muslim.
“Virginia” and “Young Boy” are two of my favorite songs from the 2000s.
God, what a paranoid little bitch.
Does he really not understand that the main character in the Epstein files is Donald Trump?
Is his wife still trying to ride Elon’s mangled little wiener?
Also the fact that he almost never mentions it. If he were really almost killed he would bring it up 15 times a day.
No way this is real. Is there?
I have no idea what this has to do with my comment. I just thought it was funny that the announcer was sure the HR went over 470 when the wall is probably only 370 there and there’s no way the ball went 100 feet farther.
CJ Nitkowski was convinced that Acuña’s HR went over 470 and I was so confused because it would have to be like 420-430 where the ball went out for that to be the case.
With this Congress they would have been impeached before the nightly news.
That’s baseball, Suzyn.
So I say “It’s a rhetorical question” and that means I need to “chill”?? What the hell is wrong with you??
It was a rhetorical question.
How would we be able to tell though?
In all fairness, Zuckerberg is probably less likely to sell the information than Trump and half the people who were actually in the meeting.
There’s still the issue of Nick Allen playing SS, a bench that is all pinch runners, and all the starting pitchers getting eliminated like it’s Squid Game.
Well, the ones NASA builds usually make it more than a few hundred feet off the ground before blowing up so they probably do cost more.
He’s only obsessed with the Nobel because Obama has one.
Do you think he gives a shit?
And The Ladies Man won like 11 Academy Awards.
Dystopian thought of the night: The reason it seems to me that a lot of the supposed ICE agents we keep seeing look Hispanic is because they are just grabbing Latinos and giving them a choice to either go to a gulag or join their side and help grab others.
There’s a cologne called Burning Barbershop?
Sounds like a fabulous place to go work every day. 🙄
In other words, I’m holding out until I get paid off and then I’ll vote yes and my constituents can go fuck off and die.
I’m just trying to imagine scoring 8 runs.
Seitzer should send AA an edible arrangement that looks like his nuts.
He was terrible before that too though so really there should just be a book written about that one game.
He’s a joke.
The only questions that need to be asked of him are “Do you live in New York City?” and “Why is it your business then?”
OK, Jan.
I never thought of him as smug, just drunk off his ass.
No way this person ever was or ever will be cool.
Who pays for all the roads that the cars drive on? A lot of the people paying for that don’t own or drive cars.
Who didn’t know that this guy was a total dick? It’s been common knowledge for most of his career.
In fairness he has always been a dipshit.
They really want me. They just don’t know it yet.
Bill Ackman is stupid enough to believe that a woman can get gonorrhea from a tractor.
Only stupid people trust their money in the hands of a stupid person. And they don’t come stupider than Bill Ackman.
You have to remember that Bill Ackman is one of the stupidest people on the planet.
That’s baseball, Suzyn.
Because he’s still the best and most experienced arm in the bullpen. You wanna send Monteros or Dodd out there to close?
This is how you do it.
A) Who even thinks or worries about this enough to write an article about it? B) It’s none of your business how much sex other people have. C) Maybe women don’t want to throw themselves at a bunch of Tate bros who think they’re less than human.
Um… might need a lifeline on this one. #trivia
The what brokered by whom?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a little worried we might be stretching our military a little thin by fighting wars against both Iran and Americans at the same time.
A chapter of some future history book: “World War III: A War Started by Lies and Vibes”
Yeah, all that citrus isn’t going to pick itself. Make the 8 year-olds earn their keep.
In today’s Trumpland kids shouldn’t be wasting their time with healthy activities. They should be using their tiny hands to put tiny screws in phones for the dictator who also has tiny hands.
But on the bright side Iran is over twice as large as Afghanistan with over twice as many people so… um, what was I saying again?
Definitely watching the Braves lose to the Marlins. At least with the Mets and Phillies playing there’s a bright side you can cling to at the end.
Sure. Why not?
Stop doing jinxings.
If they blow it, I’m blaming you.
Stop. It’s the 6th inning.
Skill issue. Hotels are better now.
Just occurred to me that I am old enough that I remember when an MLB team in a major city that had been around for like 100 years hosted its first night game and now I feel like somebody who saw Lou Gehrig’s speech in person.
I’d appreciate more clarity because 99/100 is a fraction too. People always use “fraction” as if it’s a minuscule amount but that’s not what it means.