Inventor of the hands free ham sandwich. I write, paint, and draw. Hopefully one day they'll teach me to read.
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This Astarion is about 50% done. Finding the right paint scheme and design etc. I dont know how to promote and find fans of things but if you like Baldurs Gate please share and help me find others who might be interested in buying finished work soon?
I love the new Sakamoto Days intro so much
but stationary bike means book while cycling \o/
are you going to keep being racist tho
I keep seeing weird adverts where women are "interviewed" about stopping hormonal contraception and then went on to do the advertised thing eg a weight loss program or skincare routine. It's so insidious and grim.
im greatly enjoying how this mouse was obviously not designed to be a mild mannered little psychopath but they're all taking every opportunity to go "oh no"
absolutely worth it, this mouse is an inspired nightmare
Its making people look like theyre melting its hideous!!
If I said "Bitsy the psychotic mouse herbalist" who knows what im talking about
Remember when i accidentally printed 8 left astarion-feet instead of four matching pairs of shoes
the most unassuming of the nightshade family
I hasten to inform you that the seppos apparently have no experience of British cuisine outside of a Holiday Inn and no information more current than *MRS FUCKING BEETON* and as such their opinions on the matter can be safely ignored.
Evil potatoes were more of a thing in the 18th century and im sure a super embarrassing way to get taken out
You have to make a conscious effort to eat bad food when you're in the UK.
mine is being fucked up by evil mechanical puppets hell bent on revenge they cant truly obtain
I should've included my little instagram on this but I post more painting and building work there: www.instagram.com/tassj.y/
Had to stop painting because i got hiccups :<
I have to paint this mans tiny eyes next and i know the first attempt is going to be boggle eyed pink eye
<3 <3
Oh no lmao
Spent a surprising amount of time trying to make the vampire look less dead
ooh yes i forget about hashtags lol
Let me build up some consistent work and then yeah!
Nothing is glued together atm so when i do a shading check his arms keep falling off and bouncing around the room
I have very tiny brushes and too much free time haha :D
This Astarion is about 50% done. Finding the right paint scheme and design etc. I dont know how to promote and find fans of things but if you like Baldurs Gate please share and help me find others who might be interested in buying finished work soon?
Trying to make his hair more interesting
what is americans calling england jolly supposed to convey here. What affect was that information intended to have?
god i hope this is an ironic post
Youtube has started smothering AI over artists videos and now they're having to fend off accusations they produce their work with AI. You can't opt out or control whether youtube is filtering your work!
Whenever people start trying to make fun of other countries food online i start a little countdown in my head of people being really, really racist while convinced theyre making fun of white people
Hard to work out if this guy thinks it was created in india and imported or if he doesnt think british-indian people count
have you got the foot guy yet
hazel, hazel do you want to see My Painting Room And All My Minis
My "I was assisting a victim of domestic violence shortly before being rear ended in a completely unrelated incident" t shirt is raising far more questions than it answers
can you imagine being found dead after the fire, curled up in the disco ball room
An abusive guy I dated for a couple of years used to monitor me very heavily when we were together and I'm pretty sure still checks in on me years later and DEFINITELY gets mad that I joke about him now.
I have been very badly abused i am allowed to find this joke incredibly funny
But can you imagine if you had just been a victim of domestic violence and the first person you flagged down was Rudy Giuliani? I would go back into the house.
Stabby stabbers
Tiny man, whiney man
Gotta paint the worlds tiniest eyelashes now
oh ho ho dont you worry. DONT WORRY YOULL GET IT
But consider: Verso hotter
too many americans cant concieve that other countries do not have mass shootings every few days and when thats the line taken by the "good guys" its hard to hold out hope
I have spent a lot of my life sat in front of projects and very little of it actually doing anything. It has been very stressful and upsetting, and its weird to actually do more in a week than I have in the past few years. I wish that was an exaggeration.
Reminding myself this is the first time ive sat down and tried to paint a human face so its fine if i mess it all up
Gotta paint the worlds tiniest eyelashes now
Idk, leader in the same way Hitler was a leader I guess. But they always frame it as a positive instead of death in the guise of a country.
yes i used to have a 10 mile strip to work that was covered in them :/
Ive said this before and will say it many more times but it is truly mindblowing seeing what americans say about their country vs what your country is to someone not brainwashed and propagandized. And that is what anyone who thinks America has ever been a democracy or world leader is.
people just stare at their laps and kill people from time to time
It's no longer cute that these people think that country was ever a real democracy or a leader in anything but death
"World's leading democracy" american delusion about what your country really is and has always been is a major contributing factor to being an openly fascist nightmare now
I was far politer than i normally am when someone joins a discussion of how drivers kill cyclists with a "heres some stupid stuff ive seen cyclists to" tbh
America is the only country on earth
easily
that is stupid but nowhere near the same thing and is ridiculous to bring up in this context
being a stupid cunt is literally the only answer i have to that
the what the who
It's become so ubiquitous that I have seen people on bluesky, in including the self described ~car~ crowd, post about how much they hate people who use their phones while driving who post pictures of themselves while driving under the excuse that "the roads were empty".
Cant say what I think should happen to people who are even holding their phones while driving.
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
Bark bark bark bark bark
Yah, from bulkamancers
Tiny man, whiney man
i think its describing being an overt nazi using modern nazi iconography as a "quirk"
It used to be really funny being in the day after all the windows had been cleaned
I would like to draw your attention to this fundraiser. it would make me so happy to see it fully funded so that John can get transportation and get his kitties back 🙏🐈🐈
Beheaded, like he deserves
A familiar face
so it turns out the blog is an anti vax guy lol
It seems like Sesame boy is losing his hearing and its breaking my heart
Hahaha other articles in the Science section of this site uncritically report VAERS data as epidemiological evidence. Extremely unserious.
My tummy hurts :<
The rest of that site is the about vaccines and autism and the covid 19 vaccine killing people. I do not know what to call people sharing it other than very stupid!
the study shoves the equivalent of your brain not doing as much if you use a calculator instead of doing long math by hands, its silly.
The "study" this is about was absolute nonsense garbage and irrelevant in the discussion of LLMs (and why they are vile and useless) and this is a terrible "article" writing by someone who is just as bad as any AI worshipper. Come on, you gotta do better than blindly follow whatever agrees with you.
So apparently the shitty article you're all swallowing on that god awful, useless study on using LLMs is from an anti vax crank CAN YOU ALL PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU THINK YOU'RE CRITICISING AND BETTER THAN
The article is shitty and yet another one misrepresenting what was already a useless study. It is not referring to stuff they had written themselves, and every article i see using this godawful, stupid, useless study makes me mad all over again.
I swear to god if i see you guys keep sharing this shitty non study im going to go apeshit
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Whenever I see someone claiming LLMs have made art possible for people who couldnt do it before, I think of The Cave Bear from thirty thousand years ago
Sometimes I have to remind myself that if I off myself I wont get to see Delicious in Dungeon season 2
Comrade Chompers
He could have a balaclava on and I'd be like "Hello Matthew"
Watching the Americans keeps making me laugh because it doesn't matter how good a KGB spy he was or what wigs you gave him, I could find Matthew Rhys by his teeth alone.
Wow your other posts are even stupider - academia really does reward having your head in the sand.
I need a journalist friend to tell his story. he's done everything right at every step of the way, and he's working such a specialized job that he's very good at. if anyone would like to explore this, please dm me.
here's my friend Kay. he is an architect and designs boat interiors. he's smart and talented and good at what he does. he is getting deported at the end of September.
We are NOT giving the president a well earned Oscar
Maybe the preemptive celebrations can stress him out so much a cankle does kill him
ngl might boil my fingers again
I stopped drawing earlier this year when I boiled my little fingers and lost feeling for a while, but its all healed now AND I have ritalin so... I should stop making excuses and get back to work.
Every other JRPG: this super boss fight is against some planet grown super weapon designed to fight god/protect the universe Expedition 33: We left a guy called Simon in a hole too long