Let's keep this going. I am vulnerable to your probing ngl.link/tatterski
36. He/Him. I have an MA in literature. Cerebral Palsy. Like things I write so I can feel good about myself and then hopefully at some point, when my life fixes itself, stop
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Let's keep this going. I am vulnerable to your probing ngl.link/tatterski
Its hard for me not to picture your Ken like Gene Belchers
Oh shit
No you've sat here for half an hour terrified you fucked it
To be fair to myself "how may I serve you my effervescent queen" is hard to write when you're five beers deep
Good girl
I'm not paying attention to the words. I'm looking at your eyes
Jesus christ
Ill buy my own whisky and make my own stew and if I drink whisky its because of you
Ill tune up me fiddle and roisin my bow and make myself welcome wherever I go
Five beers and I've missed the emergency KFC window. I must suffer for my art (posting)
:p
I knew this wouldn't last forever but you could have at least waited till a while after a Big Deal retweeted me
There's literally no other way to read that
@harlotprincess.bsky.social
Teenagers SUCKs though
This is entirely your fault. I knew that was you
I might be on my fourth beer dancing to the black parade
I like foundations of decay because of how hard it goes but I was fifteen when the black parade came out and mama buried into my soul
Me? I'm a stuffy scared englishman. I like jigsaws
Every post is a fishing expedition. I just apply bait you can't resist
Let's keep this going. I am vulnerable to your probing ngl.link/tatterski
The Mask of Zorro For a few dollars more Batman mask of the phantasm
We had a conversation about accents once
"Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap the tatters of the King, Must die unheard in Dim Carcosa." —From Cassilda's Song in The King in Yellow, Act i, Scene 2
I talk like a posh boy Vivian, though I'm not one
One piece has such wild shifts in quality "This is Nico Robin, bullied and isolated child who was blamed for the destruction of her home and death of her friend when she was eight, hunted ever since watch her choose to be accepted" "This is brook, skeleton pervert. He knew a whale"
Well if we go outside the canvas. Castlevania is one of my favourite animated series that has Warren Ellis heavily involved
Absinthe has the most charm to me. Green, hallucinations. Friend to the genius
Coffee. Im old now and I get tired. Can't stick tea. So that's on stereotype I fight at least
Less than i should. Mostly posts these days. Some smut when asked. Haven't had an idea since 1997 unfortunately. The book is there. I know it
I don't know your gender so good girl/boy/non binary/anyone in that rainbow in between or around i may have missed
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dD-r...
Rye whisky by the pirates charles. Never really got over the sea shanty thing. First and only time I've enjoyed an Internet trend
I WAS ASKED
Gottem
Do. As. You. Are. Told.
If you're going to be a despicable pervert you may as well know your business
It tastes like Christmas
I only had one bottle of stout so now its just "some larger"
Generally art with barefoot women in it, that's not the reason to like it but I do. John William Waterhouse comes to mind
Stout with a shot of port in it. What i call Christmas Drink
"But aren't you...?" Doing a joke
Drinking, bored. AmA ngl.link/tatterski
Fuck I’m like $7 short to complete this grocery order. I can’t take anything else out without going below the threshold for $15 off and basically making it not worth the expense. It’s not like I do anything deserving of tips but can anyone please send me a tip? 😅
I may have been too harsh. If I dated this woman and her mother was Diana Rigg and she didn't approve of me, I would also be massively insecure
The notifications are drying up so you know what that means. Let's get blitzed
Its fine she has a private jet because she feels sad sometimes. She's definitely one of you
I was going to do a whole bit where I dont know who she is but I do. The patron saint of mentally ill white women
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Hey, got any stuff. Any of those pink pills My tummy hurts and its nearly 6pm
Its like calling your food substitute soylent. They know what their doing but its winking at dystopia
I dont even know what a praise kink is...
I am here to put packets of words together till women come and tell me I'm good. Very upfront about this purity of purpose
I just want the accounts where the brunette girls stick their tongue's out to think I'm cool
I always think statistics wankers consider that by rights they should be respected and are very put out they aren't
There's a brilliant moment in one of these episodes where bertie asks jeeves "you know about these quick friendships girls strike up dont you" And jeeves replies in a very loaded way. "No sir...I do not..."
The twist in that movie is genuinely great its just incredibly hard to watch someone stalk through a virgin megastore with malice
Not even a bad one. Like if you melt ice, you get water. Horrifying
People say bluesky is a lefty haven. I had a guy in my mentions the other day calmly arguing that dead children were a consequence of essential human rights
"Some People say its impractical, funny and strange to have a giant flag in your house but it isn't"
It's that time again
Subtext, cowards ect ect
They squirt milk to blind their foes
Everyone knows visible nipples scream "warrior"
It's like being into feet or being English. Its fine, its tolerated. Don't go on about it
I need to apprentice under you to learn how to post
At my age you can follow someone because they're hot, you just cant tell them
Ocelots shooting/beating of solid snake is the same as Lex Luthor beating up clones of superman with his shirt off screaming "Why did you leave me?" In Superman: Doomsday I love that James masters took the homoerotic subtext and just made it text youtu.be/gSCmDRQuYXU?...
Its a shame I was taking one of my social media breaks during the *Peggy hill is evil" discourse because I would have a lot to say
Naked snake is a big cia operative, yes he is, yes he is
When you're an angry teen boy getting called Davros at school you tend to like his personal fire (BEFORE he made the race of nazi robots)
"They are the frail ones, they are the crippled....with there perfect bodies...they fear me. This body, this is my dominion. No one else's"
I am proudly a chin stroking wanker but even i roll my eyes at "is this nessecery"
I think it comes down to the fact they touch each other. Not even joking
Everyone wants to stroke their chins and do discourse and it just comes down to this. Its fun to play and an incredibly faithful adaptation. That's all you need
They have fantastic rapport, doing the only version of "these awkward people relentlessly mock each other but love each other to distraction" i have ever bought
I may have been too harsh. If I dated this woman and her mother was Diana Rigg and she didn't approve of me, I would also be massively insecure
Its not a doom 2016 thing where the plot is happening and the doom guy is focused on the killing demons issue. They just don't notice and want to get out of the creepy lab. In any other game this would be a major twist and here it doesn't even get realised, let alone commented on
Easily one of my favourite story moments in any game is in gears of war 2 when Marcus and dom stumble upon a lab and overwhelming evidence the government they fight for created the enemy they fight but they seem to not notice this massive revelation
Slop is like normie in that they are wildly subjective, very sfw insults that are nonetheless deeply insulting. I would take being called a fucker any day over being called a normie
My stereotypes "fun, accurate." Jo's stereotypes "bad, based around 1970s england"
Only child got a second series!!
You're kind to me
Forgot Professor mcgonagall before some 38 year old gives me shit. tbf the last time I thought about her was when I was writing lesbian porn for a female friend
Special dispensation to wear a kilt, always eating shortbread
Written like this youtu.be/_ECGKcl4s-k?...
Then again if jo did write one they would be called hamish mcaber and "talk like this"
Always bothered me that hogwarts is a Scottish school but there are no Scottish wizards. I guess because the first time voldemort tried any shit they'd be like "Square go yon snake bastard. Ill snap that wand and fookin feed it to ye, fanny baws"
I'm always confused when I have ice cream and dont like it. It's ice cream. It can't be bad
I love shortbread! Its just like saying "you remind me of the freshest haggis my Caledonian beloved"
Im sorry I laughed
Genuinely thought you were from Yorkshire for some reason
@alsvid.bsky.social thought this might be up your alley
So much media does "two different people are mean to each other but love each other really" but detectorists is the only one to ever show the love properly
They have one of the best relationships on television and I envy it every time I watch
This entirely exists to show how stupid men are I'm sure of it
You are the first person I've followed to post anything batman beyond. So happy
Roz is alien racist which along with mass effect 1s Ashley williams seems to be a common thing with POC
I think it has the irresistible lure of cool which counters a lot of other terrible things, yes I have just listened to the dollop on the 1984 Olympics and the upcoming 2028 ones podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/5...