Wow what a nice poo poo you've taken mister president what a big boy you are
Wow what a nice poo poo you've taken mister president what a big boy you are
happens to me all the tjme
Nevermind I will instead be posting a cool rock
gengle is always so shit
#poggedup
I should be allowed to do more things
Smashing the bones in my hip so they grow back stronger and cause less pain
You guys gotta check out this family guy show the shit they say on here is crazy
Granting clemency to my haters
I've been dead for three years an ai is posting a backlog of drafts
Babe bonked me with a hammer and knocked out my teefers
Getcha damn nuts up off the table boy what the hell is the matter with you
The cool thing about getting older is finding out things like the way you stand has done irreparable damage to parts of your body
finally something to get excited about
Hey guys we are having a golden moment
The next half hour will go down in history as the golden age of posting
piss man robert
was it real? this account is tainted. I refuse to believe it.
My research into mystical jewels is being defunded. I have nothing left to live for
ah the ol slide it under the door move
What the hell... I could have sworn it was Jeffrey Epstain
oh dear god no
It would be wrong of me to stand in the way of creative expression
I don't like to take sides but this is a tempting offer...
Shit I'm in the discover tab again
Peculiar how I feel like sick at work, yet feel okay when I am at home??
I am holding out on the weef discourse until plunt is also adopted into the vernacular
Setting up home alone style traps in my house to own myself later
Last year everyone was laughing about Drakes ass... damn
Nevermind I found it
@marawilson.bsky.social I think you were in it help me out here
What's that one song from that one movie
Is that a peanut or are you just happy to see me
😬
it's a lovely object, I am pleased
someone should put this guy in jail or somethin
What would the world be like tomorrow if the earth opened up beneath that table
more fiber more fun
Stop enjoying things, drink black coffee and get back to work making money for your landlord!!
been saying this
Babe caught me scrunchin 🙄
Hypothetically, would it be illegal if you killed a gnome..
This world is so wild
I don't know but I felt like it needed to be seen
this isnt where i belong...
I was hacked
what? i didnt say an;ything
What the hell... I could have sworn it was Jeffrey Epstain
everybody talk shit while her phone is charging
My man has been having a rough go of it so I tossed him a fly
what have I become... the sweetest man everyone I know thinks I'm cool... and is my friend
Well la de da exuse me for not knowing you can't lubricate the treadmill belt with the crap you put up your ass
I gotta earn my chip
Sorry man I can't tonight I'm gonna try and make a dent in my tiktok backlog
Put em in the contraption. All there is to it. What more is there to discuss at this point? Line them up.
Losing followers now that I'm more mentally stable. You folk just wanna see a fella suffer...
Crunk past tense of crank
Dominos Pizza line doesn't even make sense as a fat joke. Why would a fat man go to the restaurant and stand in line for food that is commonly delivered?
Feel like shit my word
whoa
Sydney Sweeney looks like she's pissed behind a lot of dumpsters while blackout drunk
The modern American Dream
Imagine how many upvotes you would get on reddit if you got Doom to run on a teletubby
The lost episode of Teletubbies where some goofster hacked their tv tummies and made them play Begotten
Nice pud, now get lost
Found some cool political comics from trimps first term
@r0sie.bsky.social check htis guy out
The aesthetic of websites/apps in the late 2010s was so foul
Going through a HD of files from 10 years ago. What treasures await...
Probably thr most important bit of info
What's the dick situation when you do the fusion dance? Are there two? Is it one dick the length of the two combined? The average of the two? The longest wins? What's the deal?
I wonder if Squidward had the same problem as Jason Alexander where he couldn't get any roles after Seinfeld
I finally found the tracking device babe injected into my body. Soon I will be free
🏃♂️
Okay I looked it up the penis would be preferable
There's a non-zero chance of looking this up and finding immediately finding a penis
Okay I got my shinebox now what
Babe can you doordash me some toilet paper
Imagine how many upvotes you would get on reddit if you got Doom to run on a teletubby
no sounds too scary
when he said "it's alive" that sound in the background wasn't thunder I'll tell you that much
book of the new sun
The lost episode of Teletubbies where some goofster hacked their tv tummies and made them play Begotten
bakoon 
