If Trump’s lying, he’s dying.
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
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If Trump’s lying, he’s dying.
We now know that Trump, or probably more correctly, the White House posted a photo today showing Trump playing golf which we now know was taken over a week ago. What do you reckon is going on?
If Trump is dying, that just proves he’ll do anything to avoid the #EpsteinFiles.
While looking like death on a cracker.
America’s best hope for the future would be that Democrats win back the house and we have Speaker Jefferies. Then JD Vance accidentally slips trying to throw a electric heater into Trump‘s bath water and falls in too.
This seems exceptionally unhinged, even for Trump.
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Trump is not dead. He just smells that way.
Ain’t it funny that people who are scared of artificial intelligence voted for no intelligence?
MAGA's always sawin' at the branch they's settin' on.
BREAKING: James Talarico just gave one of the best speeches we've seen this year. Every American needs to see this.
Thank you kindly!
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If Trump was really the “law and order” president, he’d put himself in jail.
Trump's acting like a dictator runnin' outta time. Why do you reckon that is?
Consider this. America is more hyper-polarized than ever, which means Trump has more unswerving support than previous president. yet Trump has only a 37% approval rating. This means Trump is effectively less popular than Jimmy Carter when he was at 28%.
Trump’s dark agenda?
The 24 hour countdown begins! “Radio Heart” launches tomorrow at Midnight!
You’d have to question this guy’s sanity even if these were guitars. But this many guns? He could be easily qualify for Trump’s cabinet.
Epstein is killin’ Trump.
This guy picks his teeth with stalactites.
"The sad part is there are so many daily tragedies in this current administration, there is no room for today's tragic school shooting to stay in the news." - some dude on MSNBC just now.
The only way Trump will ever be the smartest guy in the room is to surround himself with incompetent fools. And even then...
Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
Good God.
10 years ago, Trump was asked if he had any sins he needed to ask forgiveness for. He said, “no Two days ago, he now says he’d like to get into heaven and he’s at the bottom of the totem pole Something has changed Trump‘s perspective. Is it his failing health?
Amidst all the distractions this week, has anybody actually stopped to contemplate that the president of the United States encouraged Americans to not think of slavery as “bad?” Have we become that numb?
Have you noticed some days Trump seems slightly more coherent than others? It seems when he has a big event, like the summit with Putin, he’s usually seen with an unknown substance on his right hand, as if he’s received some sort of medical treatment. Is Trump juicing? Or is it something worse?
Well! If a known perjurer and sex offender says it to get a pardon, that's good enough for me!
When you really think about it, he's settled 27 "concepts" of wars.
Amidst all the distractions this week, has anybody actually stopped to contemplate that the president of the United States encouraged Americans to not think of slavery as “bad?” Have we become that numb?
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The flames in the background is democracy burning.
Are the “wars” in the room with you now?
Tea Pain is old enough to remember when Republicans called the Obama Administration a "police state."
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Trump had dozens of boxes of classified and top secret documents kept in a country club bathroom and a ballroom. Republicans: "No big deal." If they find as much as a Chinese takeout menu at John Bolton's house. Republicans: "Treason! Death penalty!"
Wow! Trump must REALLY be in the #EpsteinFiles. www.newsweek.com/john-bolton-...
Two little cuties
Two little perch. Water’s still too hot.
Tea Pain’s been off the grid fishing for the past few hours. Is Trump still in the #EpsteinFiles? Is he still withholding them?
Trump's good for one thing...shade.
**Sad Trombone Plays**
So much incompetence. So little time.
The Trump/Epstein cover-up continues. Release the #EpsteinFiles!
You know who want's us to stop talking about slavery? People that want to bring it back.
Listen, Gavin. You need to stop doing the same childish stuff on-line that Donald Trump's been doing for the past decade.
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Amen to that!
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Nero set fire to Rome. Trump set fire to the American economy.
Tea Pain is watching a documentary about Emperor Nero tonight. Oddly enough, every narcissistic and insecure expression, such as obsession with gold, commandeering, theaters, and meaningless displays of cruelty are mirrored 100% by the administration of Donald Trump.
Can anyone give Tea Pain an update? Is Trump still in the Epstein files and is he still refusing to release them?
MAGA wants us to “move forward” from the Epstein files back to Hillary‘s 2016 emails.
“How dare Zelensky trick my best friend Vlad into invading Ukraine!”
“Whining is SO sexy”, said no woman, ever.
There’s greater than zero chance by this time tomorrow we will be at war with Europe.
Another “libtard” founding father.
Yesterday the world saw Trump for exactly what he is: a toothless tiger.
When a foreign adversary vouches for you…
Um…but you’re president and…uh…it’s still happening.
Trump got a “needs improvement” on his performance review today.
Trump and Putin have an “agreement.“ Putin agreed to call Trump later and tell him what it is.
It’s sad when you realize that Vladimir Putin has a stronger moral compass than Donald Trump.
New Streaming Show: “Riding in Cars With Dictators.”
Trump’s so excited he’s wearing two male diapers!
Breaking: Pedophile felon welcomes war criminal to United States.
Seems high
Would it be awesome timing to drop another Epstein bombshell right in the middle of the Trump-Putin lovefest? #EpsteinFiles
Tea Pain and She Pain are really enjoying watching “The Newsroom”. It could hardly seem like a better time to reboot new seasons of this awesome show, agreed?
We don't need to worry about how much Trump rides on Air Force One. We need to worry about how many times he rode on Epstein's plane. Release the #EpsteinFiles.
Does Putin have the Epstein Files? (Hint: He's always had the Epstein Files)
Trump's current inflation rate is 3.1% and the tariffs are just kicking in. We'll be looking at 5-6% in just a couple more months.
Humanity delights in acts of creation. When order is brought from chaos, a joyful soul finds beauty. Trump and MAGA, on the other hand, delights when order devolves into chaos and people live in doubt and fear. MAGA is the opposite of what it is to be human.
Release the TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES!
You know who never smeared feces on the Capitol walls? Immigrants Minorities Women Gays Democrats
Pam Bondi declares "Crime in DC ends today!", but Donald Trump is still there.
The National Guard ain't necessary when white folks riot.
Um...he's going to Alaska, which is allegedly part of the United States...for now.
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
Why doesn’t the guy whose name is everywhere in the #EpsteinFiles want to release them?
Groceries continue to be noticeably more expensive with every trip to the grocery store. Protecting pedophiles don’t seem to be the way to fix inflation, does it?
Trump sees money as political power and he wants to make sure the average American has as little of it as possible.
Tulsi will also submit signed affidavits noting you haven’t read “Art of the Deal”, either.
Bullies fold like a road map when you call their bluff.
Just a black woman taking a vacation would do that.
It’s probably crossed Trump’s mind more than once that if he gives Putin Alaska, Murkowski is Putin’s problem.
The same people that think Trump is a good human being, also thinks Ted Nugent is a better guitarist than Eddie Van Halen.
The DOJ no longer works for the people. They work for Trump.
The most bipartisan thing ever! #EpsteinFiles
🎶 Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Trump's in the #EpsteinFiles Happy Birthday to You. 🎶
Most of these people should NEVER be in the same room together. THIS IS A MASSIVE COVER-UP STRATEGY SESSION.
Trump tops himself to the bottom.
The good news is we're all gonna die before see the total destruction caused by the Trump administration.
Texas governor Abbott wants to arrest any member of Congress that fled the state. He must think they ran off to get an abortion..
Well, what do you know! Ghislaine Maxwell just said the guy that could let her out of prison didn’t do anything wrong.
Trump will keep firing people until the jobless rate improves.
Texas Dems are standing up! Let's stand with 'em!