"now maurice, make a beautiful vase!"
funny man who plays video'd games. sometimes speedrunner, full time shitposter. https://twitch.tv/teddyras youtube.com/c/teddyras
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"now maurice, make a beautiful vase!"
dang, the shorter version in that 4 game pack it came out on like a year ago was a real standout. guess I wait a month or two
you don't have to be so sarcastic, jowee
I got some horror games of questionable quality today 🗑️ will we find a banger: no, will we have fun: yeah 👍 come check out some spooky games that will probably be more funny than scary twitch.tv/teddyras <--
you would lose your shit playing drifter then lol
Hover over the weapon tab in the shipping page, it'll tell you where everyone's drop-off starts and ends, but usually they all tend to start around 20 meters and end usyally arpund 50ish. Hold alt to see how far in game meters are
they would. the all new hidden valley drinkarito
progress!
science must be done!
have we invented more forms of rangoon yet or are we still just on crab?
aww hell no, this rock got other rock in it
the hidden 16th timer that makes you fortnite dance
if you forget to feed it, they die and it hurts the whole time. dont forget that!
the wizard of friendship is here. he's blessing a timer
apparently their translator used like archaic chinese instead of simplified for some reason, so it'd be like making the game in old english instead of modern is the comparison I was told
On today's spooky stream: cleaning a house 🧹 going to the park 🌳 giving bits to a streamer 🔺 and dying for a youtube video 🎥 twitch.tv/teddyras <--
Whenever I cook Indian food, I just get hot top volcano's theme from diddy kong racing stuck in my head on loop. Thanks, rare
Game: 007: Agent Under Fire (2002, GC) TAS Author: alec_kermit Source: tasvideos.org/3170M
I fell in love with frankenstein. having a lot of fun going "nope you can't do that" and turning on my electricity aura until the enemy dies
still got like 2 losers being dicks, but both just made like 1 or 2 comments at like the end of the match when it was already clear we lost. way better than dota ever was where people would type more than play or ping more than play or mute everyone, or force you to mute them, or feed. you get it.
bad new gamers: I started playing deadlock good news: seems like they're making this game to try to make a non-toxic dota, and it's working. will have to report later after I unlock ranked cause they apparently auto-ban you from ranked if you get reported too much.
god havent thought about kablam in like 100 years
that's right, the hidden win condition: the server invents a new recipe for chicken tortilla soup. it was all a ruse for soup research
after playing a bunch of ps2 games recently, in the next gen they either a) just kept doing the same or b) made these very extensive tutorial levels that take half an hour+ to complete and force you to do every little action in the game, almost exclusive to 3rd person action games
I wouldn't go near new vegas fans. I'm gonna end up finding out people there are legion fans or ncr fans and nobody there is in it to try to find the platonic ideal of sarsaparilla (the point of the game)
do the street chalupas. I'm people, I'm threatening
eat something else. like a handful of millet or a large spoonful of cream
remember, you can always put a chicken dribbling a basketball in your video game. it will always improve it having ballin chicken in your game 🏀
playing spooky games for 12 hours 👻 every sub will jumpscare me 💀 got all sorts of stuff today, got a few exit 8's 🏃♂️ I'm gonna push buttons 🔴🫷 we're gonna go fishing 🎣 honestly, got a lot going on here, come check it out twitch.tv/teddyras <--
play demon turf, or the demo for the new one really (tides or something). probably really similar to that
btw, they got my ass on the front page today, so I'm doing a 12 hour sunday stream starting 3 hours earlier than normal and going like way longer than normal. also if you sub, it will play a jumpscare for me on this superspooky sunday
i too like robot alchemic drive for the ps2
remember that chulip died for your sins 🙏🙏🙏
sorry, all the jank has been delayed to late september due to silksong
someone once called chicken nuggets american katsu and now I have to think about that on occasion...
yeah, I like the little lego plants they got. they got a giant variety of them, it's kinda nuts
I think it's really funny how multiple iconic franchises by big devs had games that released the same year that nobody fuckin remembers. like fromsoft putting out ninja blade (qte turret schlock) the same year as demon souls. or bungie putting out oni (3rd person fighter/shooter) right before halo.
you forgot to photoshop the upward brian hair onto sakurai
or game series. people will complain about every little thing in a pokemon game, then you play it and it's fine.
yeah, thank fuck classics of games started posting again
sebmal has once again gone way too hard on a stream. come check it out
fan patch for mario bros where it only changes mario's death sound to very high quality audio of a guy with a frog in his throat going "oh fuck"
on today's spooky sunday 👻 the final tomb tale? (hoping they go back to making those more frequent games lol) 🪦 dogs 🐶 chickens 🐔 clowns 🤡 and flies 🪰 also gonna look at some spooky objects maybe, wowee, come check it out twitch.tv/teddyras <--
yeah they dont have a ton in this state, or any? think they're all east or north of here. think I went there once and it's just another mid american food restaurant like perkins, or cocoa's, or those bear themed joints that showed up a few years ago.
the real sloppy shit aint at fast food places, it's those burger joints with the paper towels at the table or shit like fatburger with no drive-throughs. always good, but holy moly
remember, the best way to get business for your art is to show up to a discord server and immediately copy and paste some big bullshit over an image. they love to read and see that, then give you money after. you're definitely not the same as boner pills spam emails, no way, people love you for it
1/1 tony hawks are impressed
like denny is short for denjamin
el classico
I googled a bunch of fish images for my marathon last month and now my phone is sending me the hottest fish news. They just got a Dutch bros in the uh ocean. cool
picklebread... good? the people rejoice
gang of wizards moved into the neighborhood. every time I go for a walk they're like "nice shoes, idiot" and then I look down and my running shoes are now clown shoes. they laugh at me as I honk on home. I dont know what to do about it, they exploded the postman, maybe I'm lucky or something
no delivery, and a lot of parts of jimmy and the pulsating mass
probably gonna do this again next week as a regular length stream. found mostly a lot of bad & mid games and like 1 or 2 ones I wanna play more of later, but I had fun with most of them for one reason or another lol. like the paintball game where you can just spam the voice command infinitely
definitely was more of a me and brother type game or solo play for checkboxes. might be a cousin game and we're the cousins
I was an airirde og and it was always good lol. lot of people saw it as a side game, but I hit damn near all the checkboxes (fuck top ride). definitely my favorite non-mariokart racer, but it was mostly about city trial for me tbh. definitely more nichetendo stuff though
have you played dream bbq or are you just a fine gif connoisseur?
I'm doing a 10 hour marathon of ps2 games I've never heard of 🎮 there's 271 of these things, we'll be sampling them to see if there's any hidden bangers/kuso lurking among them. come check it out, I only made up some of these games 🙂 twitch.tv/teddyras <--
I can't believe sakurai during the direct said that top ride fans should go stick their heads in dirt. he pointed at the screen and said "you are a worm, return to the earth"
wtf pinobee mentioned?
we found a game yesterday where all you could really do is eat infinite hot dogs and look at a statue of the g0at! was still probably like the 2nd or 3rd best game we played last night 👍
we're going shopping on steam, yes WE 🛍️ use the channel point reward or sub to make me buy the game on screen and play it right away! 💰 join me on the new page of steam, see the horrors that await us there, muhahaha 😈 twitch.tv/teddyras <--
btw, this week's gonna have some cool streams: tomorrow chat gets to pick games off the new page of steam for me to pick up and play (I'm gonna have to play a lot of trash aren't I? 😔). tuesday, I'm assembling a wheel of ps2 games I've never heard of and we're gonna sample em for 10 hours 👍
All-fucking-timer white guy off the street acting here
what if your audience craves bees? time for 100% retro achievements buck bumble
oh no, you're gonna get a 0 on your assignment!
mom said it's my turn on the xbox!
homework assignment for you 2: play psychonauts, due end of the month. bonus points for streaming it
god, they made a night reign boss that's impossible to carry people in. I've won like 1 pub out of like 15 and the once with an organized trio out of like 5 matches. so often people are just running in circles or dying. it's bad enough this is the boss that punishes greed but then billion mobs, ugh
this game rips. need more moon-likes
made a bongo
I love balls :)
good news 🤠
nuh uh not again, go back down
finally another 🎣 FISHING HORROR GAME 🎣 (I like these). Later, I will be tied to a chair with a bomb 🪑 I have to listen to what my pager tells me to 👴 and we'll do some other stuff after that (scary pictures, idk), stop on by! twitch.tv/teddyras <--
we got a fishing horror game on later tonight 🎣💀
doesnt even know his name is wayne smh
ramblin mr do has appeared!
requesting mr. do be really short, full on gremlin, more wide than tall
me after a long week
bald weakness? uh, solar flare?
the guy who survived mercenary tao and places high in the world martial arts tournaments even when his overpowered friends are in it. yeah mr satan could so take krillin, random schmuck could deck him for sure
Games for Username Letters T - Hoop & Stick E - Hoop & Stick D - Hoop & Stick D - Hoop & Stick Y - Hoop & Stick
are they still doing that? only for legends pizza I guess 😔
it gets x4'd by a lot of stuff. I tried running him when I did colosseum on my joke team of the worst guys ever and even he sucked. slow speed, always got killed in 1 hit to anybody.
isnt there an ability that block supereffective moves? give him that, or at least as like one of those hidden abilities you can get
yeah can I get reese's pieces at an even higher upcharge? oh really?!
when did pee war come out? also I replayed it during the gdq fundraising marathon at the end of june. I've played this game a couple times, gotta keep up with the lore!
I've already speedran this 😔
kinda bummed I dont have really any new speedgames this year. last year I had like 6 or so runs learned by this point, this year I think I learned some ufo 50 stuff then got tired of it pretty quick in the 1st quarter of the year. need some new go fast games, aaaaa
no way! no they didnt!
the court finds you guilty. I sentence you to full clearing veggy world. 🔨*gavel smack*
Oh, this was in the original haunted ps1 demo disc like 5+ years ago. Lot of people probably like really sunk cost themselves over it. From what I saw of it, it seemed just alright.
Come to the game for a free paperclip, please we beg you, nobody comes to these things! Forget when that team started getting good but holy shit they were ass for so long cause of a bad owner.
we love punch tanaka and his squad of dumbfucks. jimmy and the pulsating mass wins again
why must we fight? why must we sonic adventure 2 battle? why cant we be sonic adventure 2 friends?
protein is protein
this game is sick, love to boston crab an alien on a day
but japan loves fax machines and cars