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@tedhill.bsky.social

Probably thinking about drinking a beer. Mostly football, track & field, and American sport commentary. 🇺🇸🍻⚽️🏈🏀🏃🏻‍♂️

created November 22, 2023

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Every day we stray further from God’s light

2/9/2025, 3:19:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could it happen today?

2/9/2025, 12:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was absolutely shocked to see he’s just 29.

1/9/2025, 9:06:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top tier mascot matchup

1/9/2025, 8:41:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really good spot and cool to see.

1/9/2025, 8:29:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would really be great if it happened today.

1/9/2025, 6:31:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for a $16 pint, I think.

1/9/2025, 6:21:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Albeit a bit different but it’s amazing how quick the streaming companies will offer large discounts to keep you. I went to cancel Peacock after the Olympics and instead got it for $2/month for a year. Anything to keep the monthly subscriber numbers the same for advertisers.

1/9/2025, 2:37:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aside from all of the obvious reasons and my Hurricanes fandom, it’s good Notre Dame took an ‘L’ because their schedule is very weak. They should stroll to the CFP.

1/9/2025, 2:34:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:33:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly the glass was made in the 1970s and has multiple cracks such that it cannot hold liquid.

1/9/2025, 2:25:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not a fear, it’s a near certainty.

1/9/2025, 1:19:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disrespectful to ass to compare it to the Mets.

31/8/2025, 7:04:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodness me what a hit

31/8/2025, 5:11:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Potter IN

31/8/2025, 2:51:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tennis up a band: Umpire Weekend

31/8/2025, 11:25:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tennis up a band: Let Zeppelin

31/8/2025, 11:20:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are old as shit, @allwadeallday.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 7:34:35 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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*your life

30/8/2025, 7:33:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So dumb. Stop saying False Fall and just try enjoy something for once in your life, nerds.

29/8/2025, 12:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today would be a great day for it to happen.

29/8/2025, 12:04:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have pick number 69, so that’s nice.

29/8/2025, 12:24:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly this league is all Georgia sports fans (and me). The group chat is misery.

28/8/2025, 11:55:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The amount of players in the top 50 ESPN rankings that I’ve never heard of, is quite alarming.

28/8/2025, 11:19:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a #pint. Fantasy Football draft in 55 minutes.

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28/8/2025, 11:06:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insane thread and reporting. Well done.

28/8/2025, 4:39:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have just gone and got relegated last season. Go down to the EFL and sort yourselves out.

27/8/2025, 8:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tinpot club, @mrbill11.bsky.social

27/8/2025, 7:32:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry he was really giving you the Run-Around.

27/8/2025, 6:54:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:34:55 AM | 68 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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Desantass

27/8/2025, 12:57:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are so back. Changing the name to Ted Chill.

27/8/2025, 11:37:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like Easton did not Stick, @lanemit.bsky.social

26/8/2025, 9:06:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the lawyers coming in to write the swift-kelce prenup

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26/8/2025, 5:18:53 PM | 340 37 | View on Bluesky | view

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The amount of times I’ve watched that YouTube.

25/8/2025, 9:45:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Collymore closing in!”

25/8/2025, 9:29:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got his ass

24/8/2025, 7:53:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have players that score goals but they don’t have any goal scorers, save for maybe Danny Welbeck, who just missed a penalty.

24/8/2025, 2:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mentioned this last weekend but Brighton are the team that I fear I might have get most incorrect in my preseason predictions. They are shocking in front of goal.

24/8/2025, 2:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s quite good actually. From a great brewery in Oregon.

23/8/2025, 3:29:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BEES

23/8/2025, 2:14:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also really rate Guinness and that always works out.

23/8/2025, 1:48:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really rate Eze. I hope he thrives there. Would make me real sad if it doesn’t work out.

23/8/2025, 1:47:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love that for you.

23/8/2025, 1:42:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philippe Auclair (@philippeauclair.bsky.social) reposted

Man City's poorest display since being being outclassed by Villa last season. Tottenham already looking like a Thomas Frank team, with Sarr, Palhinha and Bentancur bossing the midfield in imperious fashion. City could have lost by more.

23/8/2025, 1:30:52 PM | 76 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like an idiot for ever doubting our tall, handsome Dane, Thomas Frank.

23/8/2025, 1:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:09:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might need to say hello to Football Manager.

22/8/2025, 8:32:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had West Ham finishing 18th in my predicted Premier League table and I’m worried that I have them too much credit. They are diabolically bad.

22/8/2025, 8:31:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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drinking a #beer

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21/8/2025, 9:31:17 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not aware of any Portugal football noteworthy news. Could not be Brazilian? There was a match last night between an Argentine club and Chilean club that was abandoned due to fan violence.

21/8/2025, 3:50:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tale as old as time

20/8/2025, 9:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fry him

19/8/2025, 9:42:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like Je-ain’t gonna make it

19/8/2025, 6:13:17 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s worse now. 🤢

19/8/2025, 5:27:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me, when the 16-point Heat lead is cut to just 3 midway through the third quarter

18/8/2025, 3:55:15 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Dolphins should rebrand to My Sports Lose Oblivion Bored.

18/8/2025, 2:12:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 10:18:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Handsome FC is so back.

17/8/2025, 3:45:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shocking goalkeeping, that

17/8/2025, 3:45:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quinn Ewers Super Bowl 48 MVP, surely.

16/8/2025, 7:44:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like I do see this around (maybe it’s just more prevalent in the Atlanta area), the whole first floor retail, and upper floors apartments concept.

16/8/2025, 7:30:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been downhill ever since it stopped being ten.

16/8/2025, 4:20:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would be one step closer to the dream of the college football FA Cup, @sickoscommittee.org

16/8/2025, 4:18:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brighton will be sick, but they only have themselves to blame for not putting the match to bed earlier. They could use a ruthless goal scorer.

16/8/2025, 3:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The open to work banner coming real soon to Graham Potter’s LinkedIn.

16/8/2025, 3:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Increase a band: The Smashing Pumpkin Patch

16/8/2025, 2:59:22 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should make some majorly unsafe surf along the Atlantic coast. Have been in the Outer Banks a couple of times with a major storm 500 miles away causing an unswimmable beach.

16/8/2025, 2:56:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might revise my preseason predictions and relegate Fulham just due to this away kit. 🤢

16/8/2025, 1:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brighton-Fulham seems the obvious pick amongst the 10:00am slot. Sunderland-WestHam a good shout just because the Stadium of Light will be buzzing, could flip over to that.

16/8/2025, 1:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great advert for the game.

15/8/2025, 9:00:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CHERRIES

15/8/2025, 8:38:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 7:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haywood Byesmith

15/8/2025, 7:07:07 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s time.

15/8/2025, 6:38:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maroon 6

15/8/2025, 1:36:05 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jefferson Fleet

15/8/2025, 1:33:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brian Billick forever.

15/8/2025, 12:07:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Potter is a great shout but I’d maybe go Farke? They wanted to sack him last year and I think after one loss they’ll just say alright, on with it.

14/8/2025, 1:58:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Petty & The Pacemakers

13/8/2025, 4:08:20 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Third Eye Visually Impaired

13/8/2025, 4:06:03 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should be 97.88

13/8/2025, 2:50:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, just looks that way when you first choose your team. The regular 11+4 is still the way the lineup is set. Threw me for a loop too.

13/8/2025, 12:49:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Red Mild Chili Peppers

13/8/2025, 12:47:47 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blink 180

13/8/2025, 12:08:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations on [redacted]

12/8/2025, 7:21:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next goal is crucial.

12/8/2025, 6:38:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This some bullshit

12/8/2025, 6:11:45 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Up til now I've thought pretty much all "Americans ruin global soccer" takes are wrong or not borne out by the facts. We now have a big honking exception. Yeah, this is us, our people were the only ones seriously pushing for this. Floodgates open now. Sorry. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

11/8/2025, 3:49:30 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 3:55:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go in reverse. Start out at a 70-yarder. If they miss, five yards closer. First make wins.

10/8/2025, 8:16:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just warming up. This is the year we finally go 7-9-1.

10/8/2025, 8:13:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah, Rog. Do you have any elderberry on your property? We planted two a couple of years ago and they took off. The look great and the birds love the berries.

10/8/2025, 6:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your annual reminder that the FA were required to rename the Charity Shield to the Community Shield in 2002 after the Charity Commission found the minimum transparency requirements in funding charities were not being met.

10/8/2025, 2:01:18 PM | 127 44 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luke warm take, but these one-off tournament matches like the Community Shield, Supercopa, Supercup, etc. should all be binned off. It’s ridiculous that a trophy is awarded for them.

10/8/2025, 12:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp. Welcome to the Championship, Wrexham.

9/8/2025, 1:25:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I regret to inform you that this is now an EFL Championship Stan account again until next May.

9/8/2025, 1:21:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant equalizer for Southampton. Great hit, that.

9/8/2025, 1:20:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We might go Tua fifteen.

8/8/2025, 6:22:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Subscribe so @tomasverde.bsky.social can retire sooner.

8/8/2025, 3:23:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view