Now, Marthaā¦ Maāam, you are from Nutley, New Jersey. And why does that chicken look like you just put some Popeyes on a plate?
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Now, Marthaā¦ Maāam, you are from Nutley, New Jersey. And why does that chicken look like you just put some Popeyes on a plate?
āā¦AND, RAQUEL, TAKE THAT FUCKINā JACKET OFF!!!ā ššš
oh, we fighting early this morning?
*ā¦clears throat* āLET YOU TAKEEEE ME OUT! I knew what you were all about!ā
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Good Morning to all of YOU
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Emancipate herself? Aināt she grown? Kat is just trying to be hateful at this point. #BeyondTheGates
Why is my dog more photogenic than I could ever hope to be?
When you check his media tab and its GIGANTIC:
Iām so sick of Thomas and Steffy and this whole āwe want our mommy and daddy back togetherā bullshit. Yāall are like 45. Get over it already. #TheBoldAndTheBeautiful
In the mood to be worshipped today š
You know where to find me š¦š³ļøā°ļø
*coughINSIDEJOBcough*
Itās like he was here just five minutes ago (he was and now heās gone again š) @cornfedrh.bsky.social @omeba.bsky.social
Toned and furry, just like I like.
Arm progress check in
I miss having a morning standup. Iād be in one right nowā¦
When they call, you answer.
Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.
I was watching a French movie on the plane and Iām really happy for France that they got their own Pete Davidson
Not a word. At least on BlueSky.
I gotta give @governorwalz.mn.gov some props here. (Go to his page and like this post when you seeāor donāt seeāit.)
My phone donāt even ring if youāre not in my contacts.
So, lemme make sure I understand you correctly: Iām an āawful human beingā simply because Iām not in mourning over this dude, but youāre letting all the racist, homophobic, transphobic, Christian nationalistic, misogynistic, anti-immigrant crap by which he lived and breathed slide? Okay, bet.
Naw, but why did I look up to see if he actually was still with us? ššš (He is, by the way. 94 and still kickinā)
Yeah, this an inside job.
I be looking so busy on my laptop but I really be playing Donkey Kong
āOh lawd, did William Shatner go to glory?ā
Who your country celebrates is what that country stands for. It's as simple as that.
Theyāll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. Theyāll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence. What a legacy.
Iām cynical enough at this point to believe that this is plausible.
Charlie Kirk would have wanted us to see the Epstein files and we should release them in honor of him
I just saw a lady go by wearing a black top with red high-waisted pants with gold buttons. It was giving Mickey Mouse-core and Iām actually kind of here for it.
I was quiet and respectful yesterday, because what happened to Charlie Kirk was horrible and SHOULD NOT HAPPEN. And that's STILL TRUE, but the multi-day canonization of a bigot whose great achievement was realizing that other young people could be mobilized in shared bigotry may be what breaks me.
I missed the until Sunday at 6 part. It feels like theyāre at half staff for some reason or another half the time anyway these days. I just figured theyād have already been down for 9/11 for the rest of the week, but š is trying to shift the focus from that to this. Itās fucked up all around.
The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and itās strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
THEY NOVELIZED THE SOAPS?!! š
Oh wow. I didnāt realize it was something that had to be called for every year. I just thought it justā¦happened.
I need to do some of this Coursera work today, but I also wanna spend the day cuddlingā¦
Oh I got a haircut btw
Is it Friday yet ?
Werenāt they going to be lowered at half staff anyway because 9/11?
āLove You All My Lifetimeā āTearinā it Upā āIāll Be Good To Youā
This country has burned, maimed, hosed, lynched, sexually assaulted and enslaved Black people for CENTURIES in America and then used it as a means of intimidation towards other groups. And this expectation of empathy, of taking the high road is fucking ludicrous.
Get fresh with me š¦
Good little solo beach day
Solid lil pump from a shitty lil workout
Oh, please donāt describe it like thatā¦
Ole reliable ššš
Nobodyās ācelebratingā a damn thing. Weāre just giving his passing the exact same courtesy that heās extended to the passings of others under similar circumstances.
And a little rosemary too.
I mustered up the strength to work out today, but not enough to ask those people glued to their phones to share the machines... baby steps, right?
THIS āš½
They should engrave this quote this on his headstone.
Whole country was built on the premise and practice of political violence. Miss me.
Teddy told not one lie in that living room. #BeyondTheGates
Why I heard this in Aretha Franklinās voice?
Oh, they giving Derek and Ashley camera time today? Maybe they couldāve cut in, thenā¦
inject my veins with keke palmer energy.
It is lumberjack season. Get you one. š
Just a big and adorable š„· being big and adorable. #bigsexywithglasses
The 80s. But weād have to get rid of homophobia too (and maybe we wouldāve gotten some action with the AIDS epidemic, with that.)
The song. (You didnāt say the song had to have a negative connotation.)
I think the ear thing would be cute. Almost Alfalfa-like.
Prince. And I will forever kick myself for not going to what turned out to be his final concert ever that happened to me right here in Atlanta.
Neither. Iām a NAPA Auto Parts guy.
You know, a good āJackieās Backā viewing would do me some good.
Age verification? I remember sneaking to watch āReal Sexā on HBO and calling Cinemax āSkinemaxā.
My publicly-traded former employer laid me off almost three weeks ago, soā¦
Stuck in my head for weeksā¦ youtu.be/CXpWfd1BNkQ?...
Yeah, Iāve not watched the full series, but Iāve always found it to be enjoyable when I catch an episode. Itās more like āThe Wonder Yearsā in tone.
Not āThis cockroachā, Dani. ššš #BeyondTheGates
Good morning skeeters, eaters, and beaters
The crossover event we need:
Cartoon by @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social.
#NewOrleans #NOLA #Film #FilmPhotography
I could be there in 2 hoursā¦
Thanks, man!
#NewOrleans #NOLA #Film #FilmPhotography
Hey new arm vein!! Thanks for showing up. š #biceps #thiccfit #pitstop #beefygay
#NewOrleans #NOLA #Film #FilmPhotography
#NewOrleans #NOLA #Film #FilmPhotography
#NewOrleans #NOLA #Film #FilmPhotography
I have!
āGirl I will CUT YOU!ā
āGeorge of the Jungleā (1997)
Disco Yeti #IYKYK
Autocorrect be doing shit that makes absolutely no damn senseā¦
Bath time.
āI GOT A COMPLICATED ORDER!!!ā
The crossover event we need:
Itās like āwell, Hollywood donāt want me, so letās try Washingtonā¦ā