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Alā' ad-Dīn

@teflonandy.bsky.social

Flagror non consumor.

created November 10, 2024

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Profile picture Brett (@brettgeniusatwork.bsky.social) reposted

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5/6/2025, 5:01:39 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wealth ≠ Intelligence is a lesson people must learn.

4/6/2025, 6:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

You could ask her why the Doctor had both hands on your shoulders during a routine prostate check.

1/6/2025, 6:06:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

Flowering Crab tree doing its thing. Beautiful tree, one of my favorites.

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1/6/2025, 6:04:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

The water is warm enough to go in out there?

31/5/2025, 1:17:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't see this angle before.

31/5/2025, 1:17:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Richest man in the world, and he STILL pisses himself.

30/5/2025, 5:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Comment I read said "Now we know why Elon has so many kids. He needs organs."

30/5/2025, 5:37:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

Hummer sitting on the clothesline.

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30/5/2025, 1:46:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soteryx (@sterix.bsky.social) reposted

The usual Friday show

30/5/2025, 1:33:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Some great fights so far.

30/5/2025, 1:40:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

Ruby Throated Hummingbird

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30/5/2025, 12:37:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/5/2025, 10:08:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Who doesn't love an OLD Spaniard?

29/5/2025, 9:50:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

youtu.be/LZqR1PH1bow?...

29/5/2025, 4:50:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@jackflash.bsky.social) reposted

@joannadangerfd.bsky.social's article got me looking for the Alvarez vs. Kawajiri fight and thankfully it's still up on youtube. So, join me in watching The American Knuckle Star take on The Crusher! youtu.be/QwqdcGTiOvM?...

28/5/2025, 11:42:29 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

Blown away by the guitar work youtu.be/eYOvlRcpmHM?...

28/5/2025, 9:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Softer than baby shit.

28/5/2025, 8:39:57 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pud333.bsky.social (@pud333.bsky.social) reposted

Look, TACO is without a doubt true. But we don't want to encourage him. I am actually with Trump on this one. Don't say it to him. Let him believe he's the strong man.

28/5/2025, 8:07:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StruggleFaceTom (@strugglefacetom.bsky.social) reposted

He's so damn soft lol

28/5/2025, 7:48:18 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SandiPants (@sandipantsmma.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“raped by an asteroid”

28/5/2025, 4:55:30 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Gawd, this is very similar to a plot point in The Boys.

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28/5/2025, 5:00:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

My shadow, black cloud, spirited animal...Maebh.

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28/5/2025, 4:57:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/5/2025, 4:48:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett (@brettgeniusatwork.bsky.social) reposted

This is my new cat. I named him Usain Bolt ⚡️⚡️

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28/5/2025, 4:12:24 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/5/2025, 7:06:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Naked Gambler (@nakedgambling.bsky.social) reposted

The BJ Penn situation explained in anime terms, for all my sickos out there.

I'm not even going to try to explain this one
27/5/2025, 2:31:53 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't this why there's a Second Amendment?

27/5/2025, 7:03:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack (@jackflash.bsky.social) reposted

A happy Masaaki Monday to you all.

27/5/2025, 1:19:05 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett (@brettgeniusatwork.bsky.social) reposted

I was walking around my neighborhood and passed a lady who was walking on the opposite side. I said hello and waived and kept it moving. Had my earbuds in so didn’t hear shit she said. Next thing I know the lady runs up beside me waiving her arms. Scared the shit out of me. She asked me if I had

26/5/2025, 7:46:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/5/2025, 8:05:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Combat Chronicles (@combatchronicles.bsky.social) reposted

Utterly ridiculous sequel…and all the better for it! boxd.it/9OhfPT

26/5/2025, 10:35:51 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Love these guys. Especially in flight.

26/5/2025, 2:53:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Constance Lee Menefee (@conniemenefee.bsky.social) reposted

Red-winged Blackbird male, uncharacteristically quiet #Birds 🪶🌿

Red-winged Blackbird sitting in a cypress tree, looking at me, quietly
26/5/2025, 1:18:04 PM | 56 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

A thing about growing up poor, or even middle class in America, is that there comes a time when you look back on bad memories or traumatic experiences you saw and realize how many of them had something to do with a lack of money

25/5/2025, 1:39:42 PM | 7137 908 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chelsie🏳️‍🌈 (@chelsieomfg.bsky.social) reposted

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25/5/2025, 5:40:28 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

WAR Chelsie skin unlocked. 👍 Badass look.

25/5/2025, 6:47:58 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

25/5/2025, 5:31:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/5/2025, 5:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/5/2025, 2:37:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soteryx (@sterix.bsky.social) reposted

I hope this is fake news, slander, AI or a typo But I heard that Glory kickboxing decided to ban Calf Kicks Way to spit on the legacy of Kickboxing, last time it was clinching. This is the same promotion that needed a Paul brother, only to flop on their event.

25/5/2025, 10:09:10 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, had the best soundtrack ever.

25/5/2025, 3:01:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Road Rash on the 3DO introduced me to Soundgarden.

25/5/2025, 2:22:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StruggleFaceTom (@strugglefacetom.bsky.social) reposted

open.spotify.com/track/32TOkc...

25/5/2025, 2:09:12 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish I could. Prepare for worst, expect the best. Scary scary stuff.

25/5/2025, 2:19:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

🤯

25/5/2025, 1:48:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/5/2025, 1:44:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/5/2025, 12:22:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh he's another one you may like. youtu.be/D7KxKG7pmL4?...

25/5/2025, 12:19:56 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/_XOkQlebapw?...

24/5/2025, 11:58:12 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StruggleFaceTom (@strugglefacetom.bsky.social) reposted

open.spotify.com/track/2rBHnI...

24/5/2025, 11:56:10 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Follow back Finland.

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24/5/2025, 8:52:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/5/2025, 8:10:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Art Ritus. Or Arthur Itis.

24/5/2025, 7:53:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soteryx (@sterix.bsky.social) reposted

Here's the IFMA Muay Thai senior world championships Ring A

24/5/2025, 1:35:32 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephie Haynes (@crooklyn.bsky.social) reposted

🚨FREE EPISODE ALERT🚨 On the latest Level Change Podcast, @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social & I discuss Jon Jones, Ilia Topuria, UFC matchmaking, movies and my vacation road trip. Check it out here FOR FREE! levelchangepodcast.substack.com/p/road-trip-...

24/5/2025, 1:35:37 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, all jizzed up.

24/5/2025, 5:21:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

He actually said it... #JizzUp

24/5/2025, 3:59:40 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

No fuckin' way! Jeebus Chrysler. 🤦‍♂️😂

24/5/2025, 3:53:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tango Hotel Charlie (@streetvillain.bsky.social) reposted

www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov... #RIPPatStay

24/5/2025, 3:17:37 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a cute Doggo though.

24/5/2025, 2:45:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he need both eyes?

24/5/2025, 2:09:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett (@brettgeniusatwork.bsky.social) reposted

Has anyone watched Duster on MAX(hate calling it that) ?

24/5/2025, 1:46:32 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StruggleFaceTom (@strugglefacetom.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

All the components are solid and hard to argue on their merits respectively but mixing them are diabolical I'll admit

24/5/2025, 1:57:11 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Like fuckin' jello with...corned beef in it.

24/5/2025, 2:03:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/5/2025, 1:52:34 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he sitting in a chair?

24/5/2025, 1:55:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the look of it. And remember seeing it at the Zellers cafeteria for sale.

24/5/2025, 1:39:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social)

OMG another one for the ✝️

24/5/2025, 1:38:50 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

✝️ You're going to turn a cross into a crucifix at this rate Tom...

24/5/2025, 1:38:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I don't want to see Their Gawd. Turn you into a raving mad cave dweller.

24/5/2025, 1:36:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

That's spooky shit in all sincerity.

24/5/2025, 1:29:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

He went and got goofy on us, as Bobby Clarke would put it.

24/5/2025, 1:23:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ms. 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖊 ✧ (@sarabellumxo.bsky.social) reposted

Ngga Farted so loud in the Dmv they in here talm bout let him go next before he shit

22/5/2025, 8:43:08 PM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sing like Wesley Willis.

24/5/2025, 12:06:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

How aboot ambrosia salad?

23/5/2025, 11:58:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StruggleFaceTom (@strugglefacetom.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

That has to be legend. Although I've seen a "carrot salad" with raisins unfortunately 🤮

23/5/2025, 11:00:58 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

With rhubarb maybe.

23/5/2025, 11:58:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brett (@brettgeniusatwork.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

No one should make any kind of potato salad ever. #boycottpotatosalad #disgusting

23/5/2025, 11:12:18 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Do I ever...😢

23/5/2025, 10:37:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

#TangoHotelCharli

23/5/2025, 10:31:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/5/2025, 10:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Bob Sapp vs James Thompson in the future!

23/5/2025, 10:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik Magraken (@erikmagraken.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I reached out to Enhanced and they confirm that’s the case.

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23/5/2025, 9:39:47 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's freedumb.

23/5/2025, 8:02:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StruggleFaceTom (@strugglefacetom.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Bro, that was our our whole conversation yesterday lol. That freedom isn't really freedoming over there

23/5/2025, 8:00:38 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonna be a dry state next.

23/5/2025, 8:00:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's a few others. You can't not get a humorous screenshot of him.

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23/5/2025, 7:59:27 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah you can keep the oranges covered in venomous spiders and harvester ants!

23/5/2025, 7:55:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/5/2025, 7:52:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

The Flukeman one!

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23/5/2025, 7:53:22 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

You do have to contend with spiders, snakes, tarantula hawks, fellow Honkies in Cali though.

23/5/2025, 7:50:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/5/2025, 7:47:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/5/2025, 7:48:24 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/5/2025, 7:45:47 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StruggleFaceTom (@strugglefacetom.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I'd chef up a version cilantro free for ya, which I wouldn't do for many 🤣

23/5/2025, 7:43:43 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

It would certainly stack the deck against enjoying. 🤷‍♂️ Is still trying. It's not super offensive as a taste, just...odd. If it were like Thrills gum, then yeah. 💯

23/5/2025, 7:41:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alā' ad-Dīn (@teflonandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Them and deer flies. Opportunistic arseholes.

23/5/2025, 7:38:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view