This is linked on WaPo's home page right now.
Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy. He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink.
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The children yearn for the off-world colonies
The third Space Force burned down, fell over and THEN sank into the swamp
BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Hi Joe... Wallet inspector here. Please hand it over and go stand over there while I make sure everything is in order.
Google thinks... "Oh, this guy is a JOKER! Guess I'll play along!"
A couple years back I saw a guy in a pretty concerning t-shirt. I can't remember exactly what, but it was pretty explicitly nazi. Only saw that guy once
Jesus Christ AZ can you please stop stepping on your own dick here?
My mom lives near Sunset Beach NC in the winter. When my wife and I visit, we walk on the beach every night. We don’t settle, so the shoes stay by the entrance until we head to the car.
So a dead guy is going to give a medal to a guy who broke his back evidently beating up a sex worker?
Someone please kill me right now.
AI slop
This isn’t Bladerunner brah
every pic of trump looks like this now
Who is concerned?
We did the stage version of this when I was in college
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
The best burger in R'lyeh!
Do I really believe this? Mostly no. Do I WANT to believe this? FUCK yes.
Yeah, this is 100% the first act of a porno
Turnip no longer has fine motor control
K: All right then! Thanks for your time. Next we will talk with…
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Just to be clear this does not appear to be the case in all locations. This morning I learned that AZ requires an rX for a covid jab. Pretty sure my doc will give me one, but it’s another hurdle for basic preventative healthcare
Hey Firefox users.
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
PLEASE let John Oliver have this
He looks great!
Watching this strangely insightful documentary/commentary on Joe Rogan and his comedy cult, thinking: we seem to be living in a time of cultlike devotion to celebrities/influencers mediated by new and social media, a kind of parasocial cult culture. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvR...
“You look like you fell out of a tree” “Thanks…?”
Salt potatoes and corn on the cob was always a highlight of the State Fair
I love introducing people to it. Madeline Kahn deserved an Oscar for her “I hated her. SOOOO. Much” scene
One of my all-time favorites
Inshallah
funniest option: he's alive but seeing almost everyone react to the rumor with 'OH GOD PLEASE' makes him off himself
sorry to put this image in your head but it's a great joke
RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.
CVS site experiencing technical issues. I suspect a lot of reality-based people are frantically trying to schedule the jab
It's a LONG list, but Homan is in the top 5 of "first up against the wall"
At least we finally have an answer to "whose skin did they use for the Necronomicon in Evil Dead?"
Yeah, the summer cold is going around. All good. Get lots of sleep!
Louder, for the people in the back: HISTORY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL COMFORTABLE
I think that was the joke.
If I could institute one cultural more here on BSKY, it would be "don't reskeet every skeet in a thread as you read them." Because then you get stuck reading them out of order, and need to hunt down the start.
We just saw C Cross, Toto and Men at Work. Cross and Colin Hay still sound great. Luke is a bit of a dipshit, but generally in a good way.
I'm long on BindleCo
This nation has been destroyed because we let people coast on "deeply held belief" which is also completely wrong
Will donate $1000 to the first democratic candidate who says “if they try putting her in arlington we’re digging her ass up”
Free-range artisanal kidneys
Minnesota Nice has left the chat.
Calling my job to tell them I’m experiencing mitochondrial challenges and won’t be in
Meredith does a really great job outlining what's going on here locally and why it does not feel like enough of the public outside the region grasps what's going on I went on my daily walk yesterday through Dupont Circle and this is the current normal we have to live with now
Inside you are two popcorn movie characters
i guess i just wish that the hhs secretary had a medical background is all
Awesome, thanks! I hate sharing screenclips without a source.
Ah, yes, for all you young people: there was a relentless effort to manufacture a consensus that Columbine was caused by Goth culture, industrial music, and videogames. The neo-Nazism was buried, and anyone who pointed to easy access to guns was denounced as a liberty-hating tyrant.
Baldr says: "So, you fucked around, eh...?"
What is this from?
The shooter literally had the minimalist “Loss” meme on their rifle. You cannot take anything this person said or did at face value. It’s all so deep soaked in irony and toxic fandom culture that if you aren’t actually researching this stuff for a living you really shouldn’t be engaging with it.
When they get to proto-Germanic, start worrying
Nobody ever released a song titled “Fuck the Fire Department”
I am reaching the point where I do not even advocate trials.
At least the second guy has some historical specimens. Owning 75 black guns is certifiable. I have a 1918 Swedish Mauser that I would not want to part with, but nobody is shooting up a church with a 107 year old bolt-action rifle.
New cat in the house! Meet Baldr. He is about 5 months, just over 2.5 pounds. We took him to the vet yesterday because he has a minor eye infection, but he is a ball. EXTREMELY chatty. Waiting a couple more days before he meets the rest of the crew. #proofofcat #cats #blackcat
I got a full week in Twitter SHU for suggesting that the US did not hang enough confederates. And that was BEFORE the nazi takeover
This video by Alex Pearlman does a really good job explaining why branding changes like his aren't "woke" they're just another chapter in the big book of "Capitalism and the adventure of endless growth for the shareholders".
FDA is authorizing anybody with a risk factor from this list to receive the vaccines, as well as anybody 65+.
brb taking up smoking
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
"Choosing the correct AR for your pre-schooler to return fire"
Update: it got funny again
One of the main reasons I'm watching
Svinebugten
Svinebugten
realistic Star Trek
They are finally going to use all those FEMA boxcars that Bill Clinton bought in the 90s!
I took a molecular evolution class in grad school. I remember looking over at another student's notebook and his entire page was covered with indecipherable math. Meanwhile most biologists struggle with basic stats.
NONE of this rose to the level of a felony. This was just a GJ following the guidelines
Plants phylogeny is a mess anyway Credit : @xkcd.com
And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle
feels like the wheels are fully off
NoDems
Serious question... Does this fuckwhistle do anything?
You most certainly fucking do NOT you decaying pumpkin filled with rancid wombat jizz
Same. It was this and Far Side.
How's this?
They need to be buried under The Hague
This is new information I'm just learning now.
