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What if the other one sucked my butt
Fuck Boy Island is unironically fantastic reality television. Love this shit.
Would
Lmao
Yep. You’d dig this place. Every single thing in the store came from the sidewalk in someone’s trash. Reupholstered chairs, tons of wall art and light fixtures, it’s really cool and surprisingly affordable. Except this fucking thing. It must be by a famous sculptor or something.
Oh come on someone’s gonna fuck that thing dry and you know it
Pre D’d
Isn’t it atrocious? The place was really reasonably priced too, I must be missing something.
I am certain that someone is gonna buy this thing just to put their penis in it I just know it
… and red grenadine?
Anyway does anyone else get sad when you finish your smoothie
I’m petty and love proving myself right lol
I had this typed out in a reply but gugootz over here doesn’t like that
It’s always so satisfying to click the lil “show muted reply” jawn and the donkey you muted years ago is still indeed a donkey. “I dOn’T wAnT to SeE PoLiTiCaL pOsTs oN mY tImEliNe” Are they scaaawwy? Do u sleep with the lights on when u see them? Would u call the police on a political post? Yuppie
Plenty of people say this, but I know without question that it’s true coming from you
Thank you, this is fantastic advice. All over it on Tuesday.
Ok let’s try this: Any of y’all got pull or know anyone affiliated with Mt Sinai Hospital? I just applied at 3 different locations and I’m like crazy overqualified and the money is good but I probably won’t ever hear back without some type of connection.
I would trade it for a nice pair of Bluetooth headphones or like an original PlayStation
Nicole Catty
Showing up to a pawn shop near my work with a Languedoc
There can’t be a bigger understatement than “DC ain’t NYC” though. And I kinda look at it like they’re picking up trash cuz there was never a purpose for them to be there to begin with. Fox News depicting American cities as warzones and the viewers believing them is so fucking funny.
Trick question! If NYC is under federal occupation in December, there will be a war in the streets and Trey and all his gazillionaire neighbors will be running for the hills. I’ll be in the streets alongside my brothers and sisters though. Solidarity forever.
Missing Jontana like crazy rn. Coolest small venue I’ve ever seen. Like, by a lot. We’re like 50 feet from the stage in the pic with the mountains behind us. Breathtaking.
It is known! I didn’t know it was 400, I gotta text him
King shit. How amazing is that place? Pure magic.
I’ll never understand why cities do this. Street art is a tourist destination in places like Asheville, Atlanta, Miami, etc. And that’s just the big ass installations! The positive effect it has on urban blight in general is undeniable. The right piece of street art can launch a career fffs!
Looks like shit
This is Bubbles. After being all clumped up in the pot when we brought them home, they’ve really started to spread their wings this week and we’re so proud.
My girl Dawn the parlor palm is downright *thriving* (vape for scale)
Gm how can Spacebird be unfinished here? Looks like they finished in set two. Come on, BIPers. Also if we’re gonna have eleventy notes a night, y’all gotta add that Sandstorm tease in Scars of the Brave on Friday (8/29). It’s pretty blatant. Ok thanks B4L.
Walked out with this for $10 after trading some stuff I don’t listen to. Sick.
They include shit that I can’t even hear all the time and this is pretty prominent.
First of all yes. Magner pays what is essentially the intro. But when it should drop into the main riff, he pulls back. I would notate “with Sandstorm teases”
On it
This mf showed up 10 seconds after I pushed play on Songs of Leonard Cohen, and started dancing when So Long Marianne came on. I see you, Lenny. Welcome back to New York.
They were awesome. I’ve never been to a show that big where everyone knew every word to every song. I felt like a poser. But they played Suite Pee second and I could’ve left then. Also I must say, Korn blew me away. They sounded amazing.
Today is the first time I’ve ever sold some records just for the hell of it and not because I was poor or supporting a vicious fentanyl habit and man does that feel good
Yes! Not every coach would do it but when I went to “drills” that was definitely the first time it happened. We wouldn’t even have our sticks half the time.
Oh Jesus that’s right. Like, listen Coach Dingleberry, you weigh 350 lbs. Run *one* wind sprint and I’ll limit my water intake.
Bahahahaha fuck yeah
It was probably true but I bet the difference in recovery time was negligible.
Just a heads up, you’ll probably get left alone if you beat off at a Phish show but someone might sucker punch for talking during YEM or Slave or whatever.
I always figured that was the case
Hey @murderxbryan.bsky.social was this a cousin of yours? Him and his gf were really nice but huuuuge chompers. They had like eleventeen Bud Lights and talked throughout both Korn and System of a Downs’ sets. She also told anyone within earshot that Slipknot is better than both bands. They ruled.
Did any of y’all play football growing up? After you would run a lot, would your coaches make you put your hands on your head instead of your knees and bark at you if you didn’t? I had many coaches say you get more oxygen and recover quicker that way. I saw an IG post saying it’s BS! I KNEW IT!!
The early bird gets the only hoop with a net!
Sigh. Yeah. Still not stoked on Thom’s both sides bullshit a few months ago but god I hope I get to see them at least one more time.
When the rocktronica godfathers of Philadelphia segue into the oft forgotten Tamarin Alley
Objectively
I have been pining for (lime) Polars all summer and whining about their unavailability in New York but on this day the seltzer gods have smiled upon me!! 2/$7 on 8 packs and they were the only two in the store? For a god tier spicy water? In this economy? Praise jah y’all. Happy LDW 💜
“That light been out for awhile” Ma’am I cannot stress how little I care. Respectfully.
If you think I’m getting on this Walmart ass ladder at 3:15 before a long weekend you are high on drugs
One of my favorites. I’ve seen guys say it to foremen when times are really good.
“Doing anything fun this weekend?” “No”
I’m just gonna watch him work I really don’t get paid enough to care
If I had known, I would have been out here at 12:30 doing it alone but nah this dude napped until 2:15. The fuck, man.
Nothing new after 2 Plus it’s about to be a long weekend man what the fuck
I am being such a little cunt about this
If you knew you had like 90 minutes of work to do between 12:30 and 4:30, would you get it out of the way and then chill or wait until 2:30 to go do it
I saw that. Woof.
I bummed a cig off a drunk guy from Ohio during Korn last night and it was wonderful. The very last row of MetLife Stadium smoking a Marb Red 100. Talk about “Got The Life!”
Chicago! I’ll be yapping about the book with Paul Ruffino on Friday 10/3 @ Rattleback Records, where I happen to work a few chill hours every week. Come for the talk, stay for three young, heady, genius players—Sidney, Seamus, & Vincent—reinterpreting Dead music. Tickets: m.bpt.me/event/6712059
Best of luck!!
I’m doing math
Hahahaha he’s lost without Nick on the ad reads
Sure would be a shame if someone put a br*ck through the office window of Shmitchie Shmorres
I guess NIN covered I’m Afraid of Americans in Philly and I’m annoyed those pussies didn’t have the plums to play it in Paris when we saw them
I know I’m always bloviating about how proud I am of the Cum Town boys, but this is making me emotional. Adam is a proud Jew and absolutely eviscerates this fucking scumbag over being bought and paid for by AIPAC and continually justifying the slaughter of innocent people in Palestine. Just so proud
Oh man, that’s right. They were constantly giving those things away, right?
Same!
“Recognize the Armenian genocide!” Serj, buddy, we don’t even recognize the one we’re watching on TV every day
Oh sick thank you
That’s awesome, ya love to see it
This and some Surge in a can
System of a Down had like a scrolling news ticker above the stage last night. Some highlights: -The Death of Empathy -Human suffering LIVE in 4k! -We watched and did nothing
Is it streaming somewhere? I don’t have a huge tv but I have a really nice TV and I’m clearly overdue for a rewatch.
I like it
The one Karen Read didn’t kill
Not me getting contemplative at the System of a Down function
Shit, I probably haven’t seen one in 15 years now that you mention it
pretty sure "christian neptune" is something the mormons believe in
“That’s a grindcore band right? From Portland?”
Lmao
He’s no more of a psyop than that “comedian” kid but yeah I’ve seen enough. Carini was pretty funny I guess.
That’s a cool Blue Lives Matter hat, hoss. Who’s your favorite cop??
It was one of the best nights of my life, not gonna lie. I got a setlist too!
Come onnnnn I need a duos partner
Will do. I’ve never skipped a Dave rec. Hey do you ever play Fortnite? It’s reeeeally fun.
We’re in the extreme minority but I agree. The next two are undoubtedly great but they’re more … polished I guess?
Not to mention, my other half ova heeah has been listening to Korn almost *exclusively* for like the last year so she’s beside herself. Let’s fucking go.
… My first concert was a few months later (Aerosmith NYE ‘98 with family) and I learned that live music is the best thing of all time. Fast forward 27 years and a thousand or so shows later, and I’m finally about to see System of a Down. With my favorite person ever. What a long strange trip indeed.
… I had to have this album, man. I had never heard anything like it on the radio. Still haven’t. Suite-Pee (track 1) messed me up. I was a victim of Catholic schools and the heretical imagery blew my fucking mind and the breakdown at the end is HARD. By Spiders (track 5) I was in love. …
I was entering 7th grade in the summer of ‘98 when Sugar by System of a Down hit the airwaves. Kombucha mushroom people? Sitting around all day? Idk what that is but sign me up! I told my parents I was “going out” and rode my Dyno like 3 miles to Strawberry’s. 3 miles at age 11 felt like 50. But…
Incredible customer service here in the Bronx. Not only can you get loosies 3 for 2 but there’s a lighter by the door!!
LCD @ MSG
Please, he can’t even see the sea
Insane. I’m gonna look into that.
I think about the night sky in Humboldt County all the time. I’ve never seen anything like it.