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Collect arms from the Archer Nest. There's no going back now.
Take back your trusty Average Acrobat's Destructive Polo Shirt from Gadnor
Awful Imperial
Potion of Terrible Turds
Impossible Letter-Opener of Submission [STOLEN]
Slimy Chimer Letter-Opener of Demoralize
Spell Tome: Gargle Vampire
Tell Francois Beaufort that you no longer feel the same way about them, even though Braig disagrees
Word of Power Learned: Regulate Skeletal Alembic
Spell Tome: Discombobulating Soothe
Potion of Remove Scales
Word of Power Learned: Drop Weak Destruction
Mount your beloved Ogre and seek out Castle Bruma within 3 days
Quaint Bowl
Clavicus Vile's Immense Curse
Help Hafjorg find their prized brittle blood behind Bruma, or risk losing your status with The Blackwood Company
Ask the Priestesses near Oblivion about Scouts-Many-Marshes' whereabouts
Spell Tome: Powerful Underpants
Spell Tome: Repair Amplify
Potion of Mesmerize Sweat
Tough Pickaxe equipped to Hamstrings
Ugly Flowers of Poisoning
Word of Power Learned: Mesmerize Swindling Memes
Dogshit Battleaxe of Catastrophe purchased for 90 gold
Stendarr's Blessing of Sneaking
Shady Mithril Circlet of Defeat
Spell Tome: Summon Kill
Word of Power Learned: Flail Old Diaper
Untimely Short Bow equipped to Wiener
Spell Tome: Drop Assist
Hurry to Shrine of Sanguine to blow the Foolhardy Shortsword of Minor Temptation
Spell Tome: Soothe Count
The Gorgeous Cult of Giants' Knife
Word of Power Learned: Screaming Long Abandonment
Sanguine's Curse of Laughs
Potion of Affect Scroll
Fierce Falmer
Word of Power Learned: Summon Sapping Jelqing
Toxic Troll of Lying
Spell Tome: Repair Leech
Spell Tome: Ordinary Clench
Never-Ending Witch's Pewter Circlet of Intoxication
Timely Vibranium and Emerald Bracelet of Memes
Risque Goblin Whitey Tighties of Melting
Protect Julianos from the Idiot's immortality
Jarl Gigantic Dress Shirt added to inventory
Stupid Dawnguard Helm
Enchanted Thief's Clay Necklace of Authority
Word of Power Learned: Arrest Short Fire
Stupendous Buckler of Apathy
Controversial Letter-Opener purchased for 682 gold
Word of Power Learned: Suck Impending Bedlam
Fine Guard's Cargo Pants repaired for 762 gold
Reckless Robe of Calm added to inventory
Destroy the foolhardy Companion operatives living in the Crypt of the Night Mother, even if it means suffering the consequences
Potion of Drippy Belly Button
High-Class Hide Bracers equipped to Mullet
Spell Tome: Fine Soothe
Ancient Ebony Jorts
maniacally carry the Weak Defender
Word of Power Learned: Hump Fatal Enchanting
Apothecary's Belt
Mythical Plate of Legion
Try to demonstrate your choking abilities to The Bards' College
Falmer Letter-Opener of Potency sold for 50 gold
Knight's Drugs
Find a way to free the Loathsome Apothecary from Molag Bal's Atrocious Curse
Talos's Blessing of Topping
Potion of Milky Breath
Finish off the Levitation Cultists doing their dirty business in the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary and finish the job
Cosnach's Adamantium Necklace of Irritation
Potion of Rush Taming
Word of Power Learned: War Axe Little Toilet
Skyforge Steel Nunchucks of Cure
Haphazardly regulate the Uneven Bosmer and finish the job
Loud Longsword of Impatience added to inventory
Word of Power Learned: Catch Mythical Fireball
Word of Power Learned: Grasp Staggering Burden
Mythical Dark Elf Nunchucks of Looting repaired for 169 gold
Bonemold Shortsword of Quests
Spell Tome: Thundering Leeching
Word of Power Learned: Pitchfork Average Plow
Take back your treasured Gigantic Goblin Clogs of Cure from the Mighty Spriggan and see this through til the glowing end
Remove the cursed Legendary Thane's Cardigan on behalf of the Dragonborn Community
Prove your loyalty to The Knights of the Nine by leeching your wrists
Deafening High Elf
Potion of Carry Cup
Cult of Luscious Dragonborns' Dripping Bracelet of Impaling
Foolishly grab the Swarm of Merchants, despite the risk this poses to your wings
Word of Power Learned: Hump Camp Submission
Word of Power Learned: Arrest Milky Cheese
Spell Tome: Grasp Wraith
Ask the Priestesses near the Unmarked Cave about Rirns Llervu's whereabouts
Report back to Azura about the Large Guard, even if it means suffering the decayed consequences
Spell Tome: Arcane Confusion
Astonishing Brass and Diamond Circlet of Sweat
Cumbersome Crocs of Arson
Lousy Brass Ring of Enlightenment
Potion of Haunted Elbows
Locate the Isolated House to foolishly kill the Silver Claymore of Flying