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Teslakoi

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Hi it's Maya you probably know me from drawing stuff but now I am about knitting (pls talk to me about knitting)

created July 24, 2023

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Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It is a totally okay and safe option to not have public opinions about [extremely "may you live in interesting times" ass events] even as a self identified radical!!

18/9/2025, 5:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

A Sephora lady looked at my bare face appraisingly after I asked for help finding a shade match and said "your skin is perfect... just perfect." In such a glowing, warm tone... It's been months an I still think about it when I look in the mirror. I may be riding that high for the rest of my life.

14/9/2025, 10:10:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Apparently sites don't do rolling, continuous purges so Bot farms can't develop new cheats while it's working, so Security admins let the accounts build up a while, weeks or months at a time, then purge as many as possible in one go. Right now is a build up period I guess.

14/9/2025, 8:54:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

The lost relic: Pictures for Sad Children

14/9/2025, 8:45:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

These MFs really thought that naval warfare would be the decider in a conflict that occured after the invention of electricity, powered flight and modern reconnaissance, lmaooooo Not only were they dumb as hell they were desperately romantic????

13/9/2025, 6:01:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My favourite part of the videos is when they get the career civil servants to speak on camera and they are a void of charisma. Just an office full of wax dolls. I have to know if they put makeup on that one old white haired guy or if his face is somehow all one color by some other means.

13/9/2025, 5:41:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Alcohol is considered hazardous freight and requires a special licence for a warehouse worker to even pack it up for shipping, so everclear from the liquor store is often the best option if you wanna pay like $30+ on top of regular shipping or find a local perfumery/essential oil supply shop.

12/9/2025, 5:13:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Her channel is so good! It feels like she came out swinging, the lighting, the sound quality, the scripts, I truly admire her dedication to sparkle motion.

12/9/2025, 5:10:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔞Keesh 🍁🏳️‍🌈 (@rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social) reposted

The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

e-6695 (Consumer protection) Keywords Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography E-petition Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario Original language of petition: English Petition details Petition to the House of Commons Whereas: Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content; In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites; As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”; As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo. We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to 1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services; 2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and 3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.
11/9/2025, 6:58:58 PM | 4139 4815 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's giving airbnb flip. The ensuite fixtures are an almost exact replica of Z hotels, which is a chain that stuffs as many 100sqft rooms into a building as possible to cater to white collar workers only in town for a night who want minimally upscale surroundings in which to pass out.

11/9/2025, 4:49:03 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Though I guess I should also say that the first chapters of Lireal should have a tw for suicidal ideation, but since Nix is a real dab hand at writing young people, reading it as a kid I felt seen and reading it as an adult I felt embarrassed because oh god it really was that serious to me haaaa orz

10/9/2025, 6:03:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

If you wanted another short dip, Clariel or Terciel and Elinor are fairly self contained prequels, though they are not read by Peak Tim Curry. Lirael and Abhorsen are actually one book that was split for size, Tim Curry gets to be a (definitely NOT another caged elder god) talking dog in those!

10/9/2025, 5:57:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a moment where "go back to the club" clip was floating around as a proto-meme, but I think the current cultural climate wasn't right for it to flourish as a cult fave. Also the sexual harassment stuff actually put a damper on people being able to express any kind of delight abt it existing

10/9/2025, 5:48:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL (@freyjavalentine.bsky.social) reposted

What an expertly called shot

10/9/2025, 2:55:54 PM | 8152 3991 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you heard of Garth Mix's Old Kingdom books? The first one, Sabriel is self contained and the audio books of the first three books are read by Tim Curry! Its got a pretty unique magic system with necromancy as an integral cornerstone, and extremely realistic teenage characters.

8/9/2025, 10:28:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

And Fiona and Cake is about a dorky guy rearranging his image of himself after realizing he really was responsible for The Divorce. You can really see our generation of writers aging here as there was at least one other major animated production that year also about this (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off)

4/9/2025, 6:38:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah they cover a lot of ground! There's a lot of stuff in the final seasons/specials about death and grief and how inexorable march of time crystalizing your memories into your most precious treasure, how you can't recapture your misspent youth, etc. it grew up with its audience but kept the goofs.

4/9/2025, 6:27:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm there should be acid free binders or scrapbooking albums you could shove em in, with a note for posterity about his creepiness if it eventually makes it out of your hands and into historical record.

2/9/2025, 6:06:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My brother and I were like this, he was a twiglet as a child, I was round as a beach ball. Somehow, we ended up about the same height and weight as adults and people would regularly ask us if we were twins (I am five years his junior 😔)

1/9/2025, 6:10:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

They knew they had to bust out something MORE, yet somehow LESS, than the typical pizza party for Labour Day huh

1/9/2025, 6:05:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmk if you want other suggestions, those were just off the dome.

25/8/2025, 11:52:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Jetpens ships fast, cheap and reliable from SoCal, here's all their Ghibli stuff in stock: www.jetpens.com/search?q=Ghi... Ryuutama is a simple tabletop game you both might enjoy (a Ghibli-like Dungeon Meshi adventure, it's also p cheap for a ttrpg) kotohi.com/ryuutama/

25/8/2025, 6:28:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Does he like stationary? Taiwan produces a LOT of good stuff in that department, and oolong, does he like gong fu tea or anything? Also what clade of nerd guy we talkin, like sports nerd, smart in school nerd, autistic stereotype nerd, etc.

25/8/2025, 6:17:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wait that's tinnitus??? I thought that happened to everyone occasionally and tinnitus was a constant ringing! Let me just hop into this rabbit hole real quick...

25/8/2025, 6:12:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Ah, the tyranny of having a cat lounge on you. Gotta sneeze extra careful or you'll offend the visiting royal and they'll leave in a righteous huff.

25/8/2025, 6:05:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooh my specialty! What is he into 👀👀👀👀

25/8/2025, 5:55:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture toonholechris (@toonholechris.bsky.social) reposted

How to make your own screen tones

17/8/2025, 1:24:55 AM | 153 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Oh thank God the heatwave finally broke, now I can go outside without becoming The Worst Person To Be Around a la: www.instagram.com/carterkench/... (Listen my body is bad at homeostasis and all engine power ends up being used to maintain an upright position)

18/8/2025, 5:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Saw that Florian Gadsby was doing a drop and that the US and EU were being excluded due to tariff and courier issues, meaning the vast majority of potential buyers were being barred. This is the only time my non-fiber internet having ass could possibly snag not one but TWO of his cheapest cups 🎉🎉🎉

17/8/2025, 7:54:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

The least surgical option is to ride those puppies all the way to the grave from a responsible age 🙂‍↕️

17/8/2025, 7:44:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Never been terribly interested in having big bahoogas, but I rejected the concept entirely when I found out you gotta get the implants swapped out every 20-40 years due to material degradation. Removal may require a final breast lift, so you have to consider timing that with geriatric surgical risk.

17/8/2025, 7:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I also thought of Ladybugs! They're called Bozhiya Karovka (божья коровка) in Russian which means God's Cow, or something like God's Wee Cow since the word "cow" has a diminutive suffix.

14/8/2025, 1:59:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Man realizes summers with over 80% humidity are less awful when you are bald

12/8/2025, 6:50:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Luv to be blessed by the ancestors with foresight (bedridden with headaches and exhaustion because there's gonna be a lightning storm tomorrow)

12/8/2025, 12:23:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein (@fklein907.bsky.social) reposted

The youth are learning the consequences of early 2000’s fashion

A picture of a girl wearing a pair of long, oversized jeans. The bottom 10-12 inches of the jeans from hem up are soaking wet
8/8/2025, 10:20:10 PM | 4874 847 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mossworm.bsky.social (@mossworm.bsky.social) reposted

this was the plot of skyrim wizard college I think

comic with characters from the video game Skyrim. Ancano, an elf in black robes, says
9/8/2025, 1:15:43 AM | 388 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It is the foil shaver! Looks like the US only has it in black/titanium w different branding and only Canada has the gold/silver, for some reason www.conaircanada.ca/SHV10BSC.htm... This is where I bought it, but they do ship to the US!: well.ca/products/con...

9/8/2025, 7:15:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My partner used to work for a fancy shaving soap and safety razor shop, writing copy, testing and reviewing products, so we're quite familiar with Shaving Enthusiasts. We've tried the whole suite of products, (we even have a straight razor and a strop), and this little Conair really impressed us.

8/8/2025, 5:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

If y'all ever want a new toy that gets the same results, I gotta recommend this thing. It's incredibly effective and gets a close enough shave to count as dermaplaning, even on my peach fuzz. It was for my partner but now I don't have to get nicks and burns on my legs from the safety razor.

A product photo of the Conair Barbershop Pro Shaver. It has a bit of a learning curve as you have to be extra gentle to catch just the tips of the hair at the right angle, almost hovering over the skin at the correct distance. I also like that it's cheap ($50CAD) takes regular AA batteries and is about the size of a deck of cards.
8/8/2025, 5:39:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

It's cool as hell to get real data from someone who lives there though (Map Men is v southern)! If you ever have time for a long book, I wonder how you'd like Johnathan Strange and Mr Norell, which has a lot of stuff interrogating 19thC North/South "Englishness" with an added fantasy lens.

7/8/2025, 5:16:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly I think they talk about how It's not an east to west divide, and use that to introduce the sociogenic, "soft" science side of geography. Jay Foreman makes decent stuff, The guy he co-host with was an actual geography teacher and they do digestable jokey-factual stuff, horrible histories style

7/8/2025, 5:10:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My mind said "weird way to store castor beans..." Before proper recognition hit.

A stock photo of castor beans, greyish, round and striped in a manner not entirely unlike an engorged tick.
7/8/2025, 7:37:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

This is going to sound like a joke but now the Youths are using tiny catapults to kill animals. Basically flicking buckshot at water birds at local parks for fun :c

6/8/2025, 4:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. You can tell they were running out of time and money in the final act. The first act is stellar, the second great, but the final act, which seems like it should be a whole new version of act one, ends up feeling like it's missing big chunks of story and gameplay.

5/8/2025, 4:55:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I gotcha: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bliss_(... It's apparently a vineyard in Sonoma! The last I heard about it was just a crispy hill, that was apparently a temporary measure due to blight. This WAS taken in '96 tho, so it COULD have been the bg for 98. It just feels right. That's a 90's ass hill.

3/8/2025, 3:29:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Tindale (@jacktindale.bsky.social) reposted

The fact that the one game made by an explicitly communist co-op game studio now has three successor studios making a self-proclaimed sequel to it, and dispute the legitimacy of the other two is, of course, the most communist outcome possible.

3/8/2025, 7:46:44 AM | 3087 764 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

I desperately want something from Mame Kuroguchi, and it often blips into affordable range for me due to being a niche designer w steep end of seasons discounts, but the woman works almost exclusively with new fibers and my body chemistry makes polymers perma-stink within minutes of wear 🙃

2/8/2025, 9:45:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I've touched 100% ramie yarn, but that's not feeling a finished fabric, let alone how wearing ramie clothing would feel. It remains an uncommon fiber so it's much less accessable than other chi chi materials like linen or silk; Uniqlo has $50 linen shirts! Cheap 100% ramie just don't exist yet!

2/8/2025, 9:30:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

After many years of buying clothes based on fiber content, I feel I am at a point where the material is more interesting to me than the garment. Constantly dismissing my interest in anything polyester has honed me into a machine that only craves to know what ramie fabric feels like w/o spending $200

2/8/2025, 9:18:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I've tried to understand stonks multiple times from multiple angles and I still believe that a lot of Investing is literally a shell game on the grandest scale imaginable. Like if you dig down, entirely too much of the economy is Theranoses and money laundering via Subcontracting/consulting firms.

2/8/2025, 9:06:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, the USD HAS weakened, but since Canada has been a dependant trade/industrial partner to the US for generations, the CAD has deflated even MORE. Basically If investors feel like Canada can't make number go up in these conditions, they stop speculating on Canada's stock market, and CAD value drops

2/8/2025, 8:59:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah and I don't recommend looking up what the location from that beautiful verdant photo looks like now (spoiler: depressingly crispy)

2/8/2025, 8:32:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

What part of "I don't endorse Google as Good" are you willfully choosing to misunderstand? Do you need me to bring up only the most untainted billion dollar streaming platform for you? I hear Tidal is great, but is Jay-Z too ontologically evil to justify mild inconvenience of switching services???

2/8/2025, 8:26:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

My guy take that bad faith ass attitude all the way back to twitter, literally doing the fucking "so you hate waffles?" meme. You're not contributing anything with this and your time would have been better spent not typing.

2/8/2025, 8:25:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't endorse Google as being Good as they gulped down my favourite music service Songza like a decade ago, but YouTube Music is right there for anyone accustomed to the Spotify model. It's a more feature rich ripoff of Spotify and they allegedly pay artists slightly more than x2 what Spotify does

1/8/2025, 4:18:29 PM | 60 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I would love to see your thoughts on the series when you've read more of it! WHA is actually THE example of "style over substance" that came to mind when I started reading the thread. I won't say any more to not colour your experience, and I may have just been a victim of overhype on the series 😅

1/8/2025, 4:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Just gotta "this too shall pass" through it once again 🙃

30/7/2025, 7:05:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Morty saw a cat outside and even though he sees that guy every day, I now have to be on high alert for the next 48 hours so he doesn't transfer his sudden anxious fury about this cat he has seen nearly every day for the last five or six years onto the geriatric cat he's lived with his entire life.

30/7/2025, 8:31:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Can you just go to a vet and get your cat's ears flushed? Not for any medical reason, I just think she'd really enjoy it. Eat rubs are her fave, like drooling, going limp, nictating membrane showing in the eyes. She even loves it when I clean her ears with cotton buds (don't try this at home)

29/7/2025, 7:21:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine was being shot in the face with an arrow by some kid while I was an infant. I didn't even notice the scar until my family brought up the story when I was like 12. It's pretty faint, but it's right under my eye socket so you can imagine how incandescent with rage my mother was in the story.

28/7/2025, 6:47:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

The way young kids occupy a superposition between incredibly fragile and shockingly invincible in anecdotal situations you hear about. Every one seemingly a toss up resulting in either a life altering injury or literally bouncing off no worse for wear, and we all have one from our own childhoods too

28/7/2025, 6:40:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Alaska also had a bear strike. You know, when the plane hits a bear. That was an interesting entry on the FAA's list of wildlife strike reports.

26/7/2025, 5:26:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

A thing I really appreciated about Kpop Demon Hunters is that they let the female characters make ugly faces. Animated heroines often feel and act like bland Brand Name Princess knock offs from a refusal to allow a full range of facial expression. It's like they all came with Botox pre-installed.

25/7/2025, 4:59:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

As always, I didn't take pictures of the finished product, but here is a WIP of a the hand sewn* sleep mask I've been meaning to make for ages. More deets are in the Alt text. *Sewing machines are a sensory nightmare for me so all my sewing is mostly small hand sewn projects or repairs.

An unfinished sleep mask, it has little cat ears points at the top and a grid laid drawn on for pad stitching. Pad stitching through multiple layers of different fabrics (in this case wool batting and plain weave linen) is a non-pattern method of adding permanent, curved shaping into a garment that would otherwise lie flat. This is technique is usually used only in high end, bespoke tailoring and couture houses on suit collars and lapels. In those contexts it's very expensive as a rule due to being time intensive as there is no machine method of doing it, and requiring a relatively uncommon . I am not a practiced hand, so it took me like three or four tries to get this good enough to sit against the face properly. I could have figured out a pattern that sits against the face, but that meant a lot of drafting and sewing tiny seams, BY HAND, and pad stitching, despite being considered a high level hand sewn finish commercially, was the simpler option by several orders of magnitude for someone who isn't using a machine.
25/7/2025, 4:29:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

But the sour cream glazed donut is the best! I know this to be empirically true because it's the most calorically dense donut option on the menu.

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Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

People actually had to do studies for this, but apparently they do know their names, they just CHOOSE not to react. My calico does not care, like a normal cat, while my tabby will come running if *anyone* calls *any name* in the right tone. He reacts like every call is a call for him specifically.

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Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

This last heatwave was so long and unrelenting, I was genuinely confused when I could feel a cool breeze coming from the window last night. I thought one of the cats had messed with our AC vent.

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If you provide the references I could probably do that!

18/7/2025, 4:18:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Faculty of circuses and jingling keys

18/7/2025, 4:16:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, you're an brilliant cartoonist, comedian, musician AND a fashion designer? Bravo Madame Haus.

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Profile picture red (@rednovember.bsky.social) reposted

tanigaki in golden kamuy volume 1: i must give up on being a soldier of the empire if i am ever to call myself matagi again tanigaki in golden kamuy volume 16: my ass is too fat to ride a dogsled. when i fell over i bounce a whole foot off the ground

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Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Rayquaza's awkward glass eel phase

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Profile picture nina matsumoto 🌸 (@spacecoyote.com) reposted

I made this purely to amuse myself and maybe dozens of other Canadians

The Virgin and Chad meme but with Simon and Milo of the Canadian cartoon pop group Prozzak
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Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

We used a short term car rental service to transport Cassie for her treatment, and as we were driving home we fantasized about using the service to go places around the city, but the convenience of car is immediately outweighed by the inconvenience of parking and paying for it to sit idle.

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Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

That baby said "I need mom to be cooler"

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Nuclear physics is actually one of John's lifelong interests so we have a healthy (dis)regard for radioactivity. A long distance flight is ~6-7mcSv/h, so Air Crew are being exposed to more in a regular work week than I will get from my expected close proximity to the cat over the exposure period.

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The Vet's instructions: so you're going to have to separate her from the rest of the household for about 2 weeks to avoid radiation... Me: Sirs with respect and after careful consideration: that's my baby and I'm taking the radiation.

14/7/2025, 4:33:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's 15 now and I've had her since she was a 3 week old, so I'm not going to be able to avoid her. She lies on me for like an hour a day when I'm in bed, and I'm just gonna tank that. The main concern is ingesting any of her excretions, which is easy except for when she drools and shakes her head.

14/7/2025, 4:23:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cat successfully irradiated. 4 hour round trip for a 15 minute radioactive iodine treatment for her hyperthyroid issues. We're supposed to shun her for about two weeks to avoid radiation exposure buuut I know her dose was less than 10mcSv an hour, around 24x the amount we are exposed to in a day...

The same calico cat from the previous photo, looking comfortable and sleepy at the front of the carrier.
14/7/2025, 4:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turns out she was just upset I wasn't sitting next to her, I swapped got he back seat at a rest stop and she was completely silent the rest of the trip 🙄

14/7/2025, 4:00:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Megan Hilty????

14/7/2025, 5:58:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Brb irradiating my cat

A calico cat barely visible inside a carrier save for a single claw hooked through a viewing slot.
13/7/2025, 4:39:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Shellac and Gel last longer much longer, but I fear the picking is much more devastating to the nail 😬 Peel off base is great if you wanna roll with the impulse tho, no damage whatsoever, just a shorter wear time.

13/7/2025, 1:47:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

I do wish kids had more spaces free from adult scrutiny, but those tiny babies will be coworkers in the blink of a 35yo's eye, and it's better to have common interests than getting hit with the blank gaze of indifference every time you try to engage with someone you spend several hours a day with.

12/7/2025, 5:19:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, and I say this in *the least creepy way possible* They won't be kids forever. I remember bonding with a kid at a warehouse job who was like 20 and had grown up loving GoT (...yeah...), it was still airing at the time and he'd listen to me lore dump about the books for hours while we shelved.

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Physical comedy and Rowan Atkinson's mugging are perfectly delightful when enjoyed under one's own volition, but it really wears on you after the fifth or sixth time you're unavoidably subjected to the same stimulus. In hindsight tho it IS very funny that I was dissociating to escape Mr. Bean.

12/7/2025, 5:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This woman was the go-to substitute for nearly my entire time in primary school, so I watched the same 4-8 episodes of Mr. Bean and the Wallace and Gromit shorts, *dozens* of times over 7 years. You know it's bad when an ESL Anglophone child in Canada going "I wish I was in French class right now."

12/7/2025, 4:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This thing made me hate Mr. Bean to this day. We had a sub who would spend maybe 5 minutes talking down at us and then for the rest of the class was Mr Bean, and she'd sometimes be in charge of us for /hours/. The understimulation gave me low bp headaches and lights out made it impossible to draw.

12/7/2025, 4:34:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh and god forbid you're just a little sweaty when you try to take it off, or If its got any level of compression! Feel like you need a team of firefighters and the jaws of life in order to escape 😫

10/7/2025, 6:31:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

We love a historical reference!! Loie Fuller's legacy still lives again nearly a century after her passing.

8/7/2025, 4:29:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That woman could never have known that this could result from writing down her recipes from work...

7/7/2025, 6:01:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The implants last for 3 years, so it makes perfect sense to me to supplement a treatment that loses efficacy 4-5 years into it's 8 year lifespan, with the resulting overlaps meaning you don't gotta have medical abortion levels of bleeding every time you re-up and never lose the pregnancy prevention.

7/7/2025, 5:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My HIUD stopped being effective in treating my devastating periods so I got the hormone implant as a supplement. Apparently this is very rarely done but I specifically wanna avoid tearing up my internal organs. HIUDs prevent pregnancy for up to 8yrs, but the hormonal part dissipates in like 4-5yrs

7/7/2025, 5:45:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of it is also straight outta Utah, as well. Adds another layer knowing that they think posting breeder fetish content is actually spreading the gospel and winning points toward their trip to God's favourites' heaven.

2/7/2025, 3:55:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having cows, but they are also tiny, dampens the whimsy of everything being huge. Milking smaller mammals doesn't work bc they have teats, not udders, which makes milking difficult/untenable. Don't even get me started on the insect pathway because YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT I KNOW ABOUT ROACHES

30/6/2025, 4:40:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Currently spiralling about what one would use as a source of milk, cheese and butter in a pastoral fantasy setting where everyone is a tiny elf sprite only a few inches tall. I know too much about yeast cultures being engineered into producing a milk-like substance and I want to go baaaaack

30/6/2025, 4:35:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cats would all have nail caps and I would be in classic Mugler, Alaia, Mcqueen, Gaultier and Westwood all day every day TT__TT

30/6/2025, 3:32:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teslakoi (@teslakoi.bsky.social)

Was aghast this week to find out that John didn't know about YTMND, which I guess is understandable? He was in posh British country boy school? But then I got to be even more aghast that he hadn't heard of Dashcon. Pretty sure we were already roommates when that went down!

28/6/2025, 4:25:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we can all agree that's totally understandable and you can take all the time you need!

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