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Tess

@tessen.bsky.social

Book reader, owned by Dude the Cat, voting blue since 1976. No DMs. πŸŒˆπŸˆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸˆπŸ’™

created August 20, 2023

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Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker

19/9/2025, 6:33:21 PM | 2867 704 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I was wondering about this, too. I am appalled a mere female is in charge. She should be home taking care of her children and staying mostly in the kitchen. She's not mentally capable. /s

19/9/2025, 1:34:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social)

Book cat.

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18/9/2025, 12:50:13 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be awesome, but it won't happen. Will someone explain to me why no one has the balls to stand up to that slug?

18/9/2025, 12:44:26 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC.

13/9/2025, 9:55:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. But they are too afraid of trump.

7/9/2025, 3:54:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Dr. Johnny Fever.

7/9/2025, 3:53:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate πŸͺ· (@kateculliton.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, you should.

28/8/2025, 12:31:51 AM | 1331 796 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LindaFly (@lindafly.bsky.social) reposted

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28/8/2025, 12:27:58 AM | 23 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Has he never heard of take out?

28/8/2025, 1:40:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

My late husband's hands bruised up like that a couple of weeks before he passed from heart failure. It's a sign.

27/8/2025, 12:59:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie is extremely jealous of anyone that is happy.

27/8/2025, 12:50:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Who gives a flying fuck?

27/8/2025, 12:45:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

The US no longer has any honor.

20/8/2025, 11:01:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because putin just verbally kicked him in the nads.

20/8/2025, 1:16:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social)

He's contemplating his life choices.

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20/8/2025, 12:20:43 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

She such a lying sack of shit.

18/8/2025, 9:49:09 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture α‘•α•Όα—΄α–‡Yα’ͺ (@cheryl2877.bsky.social) reposted

@kennybsmith.bsky.social @thebluenami.is.democrat @hunho7.bsky.social @deejay2025.bsky.social @winhof22.bsky.social @therealkimmymm.bsky.social @nicolelash72.bsky.social @calmlypanicking.bsky.social @almost-over3.bsky.social @footjuice.bsky.social @mattivi28.bsky.social @agb2g.bsky.social

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17/8/2025, 7:04:07 PM | 628 312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

As an Ohioan, I could move to Michigan.

15/8/2025, 12:44:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom is a national treasure. And his staff.

13/8/2025, 8:26:04 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

"Bus Stop" the Hollies.

12/8/2025, 11:18:37 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ‘

12/8/2025, 11:06:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what happens when you vote for a pathological liar. Suck it up, buttercup.

11/8/2025, 1:05:37 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social)

I was cleaning out some old boxes that have been stashed away for about 20 years. I found this snow globe. Walt must be spinning in his grave.

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5/8/2025, 9:25:19 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Kitties, too.

1/8/2025, 11:49:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I would be, too. Close the door when you go to sleep tonight.

1/8/2025, 11:46:15 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

They have downgraded her sex offender status to move her to a minimum security facility. The next logical step is a commutation or a pardon. If you have any information on that, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous as always. Please share widely πŸ™ www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

1/8/2025, 7:30:56 PM | 7572 3833 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. πŸ™πŸ»

29/7/2025, 11:34:05 PM | 16832 7592 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Right in the ass.

30/7/2025, 10:42:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans literally lick all ass.

30/7/2025, 10:36:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG, that's hilarious.

25/7/2025, 3:14:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

What disgusting pieces of shit.

25/7/2025, 2:41:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

It's amazing how far people will go to justify the slime occupying the White House now.

24/7/2025, 3:53:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Da Man On The Street (@sendtrumptoprison.bsky.social) reposted

#GhislaineMaxwell #Epstein #Trump #PedoTrump #MAGA #GOPedophiles #TrumpRapesLittleGirls #SpeakerJohnson

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23/7/2025, 4:08:07 AM | 37 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I would not say the Cleveland Clinic and Rainbow Babies and Childrens hospitals are backwaters. But the entire government can eat a bag of dicks.

22/7/2025, 11:51:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Where have you been?

20/7/2025, 9:18:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. πŸ™πŸ»

19/7/2025, 7:51:28 PM | 35074 15946 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm surprised he has one.

19/7/2025, 1:40:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even want to think about what this implies.

17/7/2025, 7:01:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has bluntly said he thinks his base is stupid. Where has Candy been?

16/7/2025, 2:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali.bsky.social) reposted

β€œCheryl Hines at a dinner party”

14/7/2025, 11:30:12 PM | 454 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cali Girl (@kkinsbca.bsky.social) reposted

#trumpisappedo #epsteinfiles

13/7/2025, 1:31:00 AM | 19 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted

A mesmerizing time-lapse of the Sun in ultraviolet light, captured by the Solar Dynamics Observatory spacecraft over a month. -Credits: NASA

12/7/2025, 6:32:07 PM | 6713 1430 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Chicken salad with cashews and cranberries. On sourdough.

12/7/2025, 10:22:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Comey was a big part of getting us into this mess. I don't have a lot of sympathy for him.

12/7/2025, 10:16:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr-R-Strange (@dr-r-strange.bsky.social) reposted

The joys of aging.

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8/7/2025, 1:16:35 AM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

The sad thing is, she is proud of what she is.

5/7/2025, 9:05:07 PM | 52 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

They are such victims.

5/7/2025, 9:02:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not giving up. Far from it. But trump is insane and is surrounded by spineless sycophants that will do anything he says. It's scary.

1/7/2025, 3:13:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe it's too late. America is doomed.

30/6/2025, 3:28:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

So? What's his point?

26/6/2025, 12:26:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Her "advisor"? Hahahahahahaha!

26/6/2025, 12:12:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet the most prolific killer wants the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironic, no?

26/6/2025, 12:06:01 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC. Trump leaked it by running his mouth.

25/6/2025, 4:19:39 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

China will tell trump to fuck off.

22/6/2025, 10:12:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Cleveland Rocks.

21/6/2025, 1:54:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Just think, if she was president, none of this would be happening.

9/6/2025, 1:32:47 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Jimmy is an attention whore.

9/6/2025, 1:29:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC. Telling the truth now has the capacity for punishment. Moran's post was not an opinion, it was TRUTH.

8/6/2025, 4:42:11 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything trump touches dies, Elon. We weren't kidding.

5/6/2025, 11:51:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad his son turned out to be a gaping asshole.

29/5/2025, 4:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

No one with any self respect wants to be associated with any of the trumps.

28/5/2025, 4:18:14 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

They boycotted their brains a while ago.

27/5/2025, 9:33:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Considering who is president, this country is already stupid.

23/5/2025, 10:29:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, how desperate for attention is this person?

21/5/2025, 7:41:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC. I can't even.

20/5/2025, 10:13:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Is CNN even aware that Biden is no longer president?

20/5/2025, 10:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to break up to you, Kid, but it's you. No woman wants to sleep with a stringy-haired, scuzzy specimen like you. And you have that old man smell.

17/5/2025, 10:36:05 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

If you think that is not going to happen, you're delusional.

17/5/2025, 3:23:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

She's fucking delusional. Where does trump find this kind of scum?

12/5/2025, 4:14:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

A steaming pile of bullshit.

10/5/2025, 9:55:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

As is this gentleman.

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7/5/2025, 4:32:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

So what? I would rather have the dolls and pencils than be part of a family that all decent people despise. Money doesn't buy respect, morals, ethics, brains or a soul.

7/5/2025, 4:25:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Sour grapes much?

7/5/2025, 12:26:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

One of our former closest allies.

6/5/2025, 4:53:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I really, really wish one of these heads of state would publicly tell trump to fuck off and walk away.

6/5/2025, 4:43:01 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

What a pathetic, needy old man.

4/5/2025, 3:49:42 PM | 66 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

In a previous life, Miller was a kapo.

2/5/2025, 4:28:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew there were cruel and hateful people out there, but trump brought them all out from under the rocks.

2/5/2025, 4:26:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so lucky I work in a library.

1/5/2025, 8:17:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

And I thought it was just a summer thing.

30/4/2025, 4:23:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Satan (@thedevil.bsky.social) reposted

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27/4/2025, 10:41:20 PM | 8717 769 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

He should have said they will not be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

28/4/2025, 1:27:33 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Keith Richards looks younger than Sarah.

22/4/2025, 9:09:51 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there someway we can not let him back in?

22/4/2025, 4:19:01 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought Kristi was the bag.

21/4/2025, 3:36:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a citizen and will only travel to blue states.

20/4/2025, 9:05:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•²π–†π–Šπ–™π–†π–“π–” (@gmf1369.bsky.social) reposted

#GVerse This dude in Trenton, New Jersey OMG!!! The Costume & The Sign πŸ’―

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20/4/2025, 2:17:35 AM | 3364 803 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Then let's do this thing. Now.

18/4/2025, 6:09:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the shit goes down soon.

17/4/2025, 9:56:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism.bsky.social) reposted

Holy shit. This is the funniest political ad I’ve ever seen. The Republican House Caucus wants it taken down. You know what to do.

14/4/2025, 10:26:40 PM | 3550 1616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•²π–†π–Šπ–™π–†π–“π–” (@gmf1369.bsky.social) reposted

13/4/2025, 9:04:50 PM | 259 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

That's easy. I rescued my cat fron eight months in a shelter and he rescued me from anxiety and depression. It always works both ways.

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13/4/2025, 3:19:38 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Good.

10/4/2025, 11:57:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carmen πŸ“š Latinx Book Influencer πŸ“š (@tomesandtextiles.bsky.social) reposted

I tried to imagine what life without my library would be like…and the list is way too long #nationallibraryweek

7/4/2025, 3:03:51 PM | 793 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture barbara (@barbarajwic.bsky.social) reposted

If you live in Illinois or Wisconsin, this is hilarious.

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7/4/2025, 11:11:40 AM | 21 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture earthbound420.bsky.social (@earthbound420.bsky.social) reposted

What a hellava rideπŸ’₯πŸ€ͺ

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7/4/2025, 2:22:05 PM | 40 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree. That's why I'm glad I'm old.

4/4/2025, 1:39:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@tessen.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't consider it, just fucking do it.

3/4/2025, 8:29:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view