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its tranny thunderdome up in here ππ« tho tbh i appreciate how its like just you vs the black hole of the entire internet - you dont have to deal with constant interpersonal group dynamics like on discord or w/e, thats worse imo books and nature and games are all lovely!
cogsucker
i took an addy today and i still spent like half an hour looking for airpods that were in my pocket then i got on the wrong bart what. the fuck. i want my money back
well congrats on the W!! π₯°π my hobbies basically consist of being on this hellhole website and raving, so yeah, no surprises here lmao
does that dick hang low will you suck it like a ho
@bsky.gay gets me
look. theres a reason cryptographers work in finite fields of characteristic at least three.
look. theres a reason cryptographers work in finite fields of characteristic at least three.
In the Vampire community there are annoying guys who microdose garlic
anyway itβs shocking that no one was able to predict that when the George W. Bush administration gave itself unreviewable powers to murder and imprison people, those powers were eventually going to get used intentionally on noncombatants
i've spent a lot of time dissociating and trying to escape too, and a bit moreso the last couple weeks than usual. chances are touching grass or hanging out w people or whatever could help anchor a bit? i definitely have no goals in mind: im doing this bc i hoped it would feel good (and it does!)
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I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later
anyway its whatever, ofc its gonna come and go, im in an overall good place, etc. not seeking validation rn, just recording my experiences
maybe its just like the gender-hedonic treadmill? i had some huge steps up not that long ago but now im used to them and craving more?
idk why but im having way more dysphoria the last couple weeks than im used to, just like even when i get all dolled up im just not feeling that sparkle i had pretty recently. did doing my eyebrows backfire? switching back from EEn to EV? is it just depression? feelings about .them.?
BREAKING CUTTING EDGE RESEARCH: REPUBLICANS ARE ASSHOLES
weβre not getting hit with the imperial boomerang so much as we built an automatic imperial boomerang-throwing device and loaded thousands and thousands of boomerangs into it
(my feed is fine, i actually dont see these fuckers apart from people i like dunking in screenshots, which is mostly on the entertaining side of the spectrum)
No one in this league of legends lobby knows I was just in a magazine
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this attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed
starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:
WAIT I SAID THIS BEFORE HEARING HER COVER OF THE BAD TOUCH FUCK YEAH HAYLEY CHICKS RULE
i will never forgive them for making the computer bad at math
wheres the lie??
neil gaiman must be stopped, his last name is stolen valor!!
no quite literally the reason im here rn is that i read It and American Gods in the same year and was so disgusted by Wanky White Dudes i forced myself to cold turkey on them
the only more egg-cracking literature than sapphic marxist sci-fi is THAT sort of bullshit lmao
kinda fucked up that i relate to hayley williams' ego death at a bachelorette party MORE than i did back in the putting-paramore-lyrics-in-my-AIM-bio era up top high five
πΆ im having intrusive thoughts in the home depot parking lot i think that fuckaas bitch might just be a bot we'll make mark cuban mad it's gonna cause a scene he sees a tankie girl i know he's gonna scream mooooods what have you done? πΆ
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
why does denmark hate privacy???
yeah im genderfluid. i go between being a woman and being a nonbinary woman
ranked-choice polyamory
I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you canβt get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.
objectively true but we still should trade san diego for philly tho
god youre so real for this. never forgiving the tens of hours i spent reading mistborn bc a bunch of my dipshit nerd friends liked that it has an embedded player's handbook, failing to mention that sanderson is a MORMON and the theme is WHY SPECIAL GIRLS SHOULD TAKE A BACKSEAT TO HER HUSBAND AND GOD
jacob lurie is the undisputed magic system creator GOAT
heyyyy sorry about all those vases in your yard my b
hell yeah bro high five up top
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ohh forreal? qu'est-ce que c'est?
you know i'm right!!
ONE WEIRD TRICK to get yourself a sex mommy hint: it involves estrogen and being normal
OOH i didn't know that!! i actually haven't seen the films since watching them once on a very long flight when i was 16. i suspect i would appreciate them on a very different level now! (i.e. because now im a 1337 haxxor)
women can do anything
what can i say, i recommend more folks take the red pill!
i in fact am not remotely interested in promoting american "democracy", the precise bourgeois institution that's been responsible for immense global suffering from the slavery era through today. i AM interested in protecting the unhoused and the transgenders. hope that clears things up!
the only sensible conclusion is that he's been knocked down into the last segment of his health bar, and so there's a giant glowing weakpoint - let's just go ahead and assume it's the crotch - that any close-up non-blurry photo would readily show
if i were trying to come up with a silly uwu-brainrotted word for 'lesbian', 'labubu' would really knock it out of the park.
neo-butlerian revisionism: gender is a social construct, and it was constructed ex nihilo by the wachowskis on march 31, 1999. before that everyone was a girl, like fetuses in early stages of development. much of the societal degeneration in the last 26 years can be traced to this fact.
15 years ago today I took an incredibly on-the-nose photo
"The Republican Party wants to pull YOUR teenage daughter's pants down in the middle of gym class if they think she's too good at lacrosse, this is vile and depraved and only the start of their intrusive government overreach" should be the party line and I don't think it's a heavy lift
Okay. I just came back to this and you arenβt calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
Every evil act this man engages in was enabled by Democrats.
Computer programmer
that's your specialty!
wellllll i'm just warning you but i DO have a really big mason jar on my mantle
lines that the femme protagonists just uttered "and when we're done, we can go to the bathhouse!" "the WOMENs' bathhouse? not the mens'?" π
sorry not sorry but if you don't like abstract modern art it's 'cause you've either never actually seen it or you're dumb
yay i love when cops protect other cops
the best part of k pop demon hunters is the loungewear the girlies wear, followed by the bathhouse content in both cases: would
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hold up give her a chance shes cooking
anyway we can safely compare the new york times of today to the new york times of the 1930s they LOVED a certain up and coming politician from austria who broke ALL the rules
TL;DR CHICKS RULE
hmmmmmmmm i WONDER if theres a more apt historical figure involved in WWII to which one might compare donald trump truman? eisenhower? FDR? yeah let's go with FDR that sounds right
THEY DEFINITELY HAD THAT IN THE NINETIES ASK JOE BIDEN
the most egotistical man of all time, TS motherfucking eliot, NOT a feminist, called her βa woman of genius, of a kind of genius akin to that of the saints.β
similarly: AndrΓ© Weil was, conservatively, among the ~10 most influential mathematicians of the 20th century. around a third of the math department can't get through a lecture without mentioning something that traces back to him. HIS LITTLE SISTER SIMONE MAKES HIM AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE NAME
(einstein was also a REALLY SHITTY HUSBAND, so fuck him anyway)
like given what being a mathematician in THE CONTEMPORARY BAY AREA was like, it is UNIMAGINABLE the degree of misogynist bullshit she had to fight in the weimar german physics establishment literally the GOAT
IMO only von neumann has any sort of claim to being on her level. turing, gΓΆdel, einstein, feynman: A-tier, A+ even. (feynman was a CUNT, fuck feynman, but he did good physics). ultimately LESS important. i know!
not that this isn't true, BUT it is IMPOSSIBLE to overstate how important emmy noether's work is to modern mathematics and physics. einstein was a great public figure, a socialist and peace activist, a world-historically important physicist, and among my personal heroes. noether SMOKED his ass.
Business school literally makes you stupid I was just thinking about how D&D had made a historic comeback, and was making more money than it ever had, and then hasbro decided it was βunder monetized.β They fuck around with a bunch of shit that flopped and killed the momentum, and it stagnated again
Just having worked with Schumer's office a bunch on comms reform specifically, it's a bit different than people think.
thats good, you wouldnt want to end up remembered with the likes of aaron burr and percheaux d'herbinville
I KNOW RIGHT
russian disinfo campaign trying to make you think it happened
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sorry that was uncalled for, nobody took me for walkies today so im acting out
yeah true. it also just fails on basic aesthetic and prurient grounds. much like hitler's paintings. you have nothing to fear. #sable2026
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okay clanker
careful bill clinton said the same thing in 92 and look how that worked out
good night sweet prince may you wake up for hours of terrifying and painful sleep paralysis before it happens in the least dignified way imaginable
or this is what i WOULD say if i were an old but as you can see from my glowing complexion and proficiency with technology i am in fact generation zed
hey zoomers: do you like booty calls, web sites, cosplay, and gender fluidity? SAY THANK YOU MOMMY sorry about windows i voted for linux but the supreme court fucked us now. clean your room. turn down the youtube.
raising a glass to freedom π₯
"wahh we don't know who's all on the list wahhh i'm really smart and love neoliberal economics and statistics" okay nate silver go take a long walk off of a short pier WE KNOW WHOS ON THAT SHIT HINT ITS ALL THE REALLY RICH WHITE GUYS
but thanks for the deep web the cryptography community salutes you
wtf they absolutely had Molly in the 90's it's a common girls name
the cool thing about me is that i'm here to party whenever ANYONE on the epstein list croaks