I saw precisely zero people who were convinced he was dead. Lots of speculation about his health but not death
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I saw precisely zero people who were convinced he was dead. Lots of speculation about his health but not death
I’ll bet a good editor could have cut that speech down to just 14 words
Ok but other than that everything’s cool, yeah?
Anyone what what Nate’s beef is?
You can’t get 70% of Americans to agree that tacos are good
I was going to say “I think you mean USSS” but with this administration it’s entirely possible you did mean the Schutzstaffel
Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age
I always knew Trump would be better on Palestine than Biden and/or Harris
The mother of false equivalences
Through its work in disease prevention, the CDC has saved millions of lives throughout the globe. Some of Trump's partisan critics question his plan to dismantle it.
I’m old enough to remember when the Biden campaign asking social companies to take down the photos of a naked Hunter Biden was 1984 redux
Every accusation a confession
He was Chuck Grassley’s counsel two years after law school? I guess it’s true what they say, the committee staff are the smart ones and the personal staff are warm bodies
Because if you’re the AUSA who presented to the grand jury the first time, you’re just a drone. But if you did it the second or third, you deserve to be famous.
The Times created “omg Biden old”, the “vibes recession” and “Ron DeSantis is a potential candidate” not quite out of whole cloth but in the ballpark (DeSantis was absolutely out of whole cloth)
The strawmen in Glenn’s head
Defeating fascism in Europe in 1945 was a historical mistake. It’s time to compensate the victims. by JD Vance
Can’t google just say “our search functions now anyways so it’s all moot”?
I can think of a pretty easy way to correct that betrayal!
What if I told you denying sick kids food is bad and maybe even dangerous?
You see a lot of holocaust truthers saying “hell, half of em died of typhus or exposure so who can really say”
“A song about David getting his crush’s husband killed, Samson getting his hair cut while bound, includes ‘all I ever learned from live is how to shoot someone who outdrew us’? A smell a Christmas classic!” -Pentonix And it fucking succeeded So goddamned stupid
Academia these days? Gotta take any suggestions to help faculty morale!
How many arrests were from MPD vs “I’ve never patrolled a neighborhood before” fbi agents?
@darthbluesky.bsky.social ?
Too many kids worrying about the T-Pain (alcohol, women with no pants) and not T. Paine! (Common Sense, books, the United States of America)
Thank you for this Really needed to be said 🙏🏼
It is so nice to be like “I swear Mike Maroth had a great ERA in 06 before he got hurt” And then, two clicks later -Maroth 06 game logs (and he was good!) No weird gimmicks that slow the load Data In sharply defined and high contrast tables Thank you
I am very glad! I’m blind and it is getting super hard to navigate many modern websites
When I get feeling that certain type of way and need to look at Miguel Cabrera’s peak stats, they’re right there, resplendent in glory and totally accessible
One thing I love about them, and I mean this completely sincerely, is they haven’t tried to beautify the site. Worked 15 years ago. Works now. No clutter, no “read more”, no “optimized for mobile” It’s “just the facts, ma’am” writ in html and it’s perfect.
A long ways from the Mackinac Bridge tho
I can’t imagine what the women who were groomed and pumped by her as teenagers are feeling right now
Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.
Really does perpetually stun me how many people in the US fundamentally don’t believe in pluralism. Like I don’t like purity balls or Hillsdale college, but yeah I think that shit has a right to exist in a free society. But they want to burn down everything over drag shows and Oberlin existing.
Fucking monstrous people
Your honor, the defense used, like, the constitution and laws and shit. How’s that fair?
Just so’s we’re all clear, almost 3/4 of everything we buy from Europe is now 15% more expensive.
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social how’s the book on the president’s mental aptitude going? Gonna get printed soon or nah?
“If they had wanted to doctor the files to incriminate me they would have so that means you should assume any mention of me is legitima- Shit. Never mind,the whole thing is a hoax”
So what you’re saying is that any mention of you in the files is legit
Arresting and interrogating someone for carrying garden tools and forcing them to admit some level of guilt in order to be is absolutely police brutality. Just because no blood was spilled doesn’t make it less so Surprised to find a statist on Bluesky
Somebody sick, violent fuck in York was trimming their toenails when this happened. The community was terrorized
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Well I’m sorry you were force fed that jingoistic bullshit. But “being held accountable for posting revenge porn” is actually a good thing. Don’t forget that this website posted a video of a woman being raped and told the victim to calm down when she complained
Was “The Fappening” bad or nah?
So let’s say I get my hands on a sex tape featuring the latest SI swimsuit edition cover model. It’s cool if I post it on Reddit, yeah?
The way I read it is that he wanted her children to witness her being rapes by the asteroid
Kink shamer
In the same week we have a storied news bureau agreeing to the installation of a government commissar and an Ivy league university taking dictation from the White House. A decade ago I'd have laughed out loud at the suggestion our core institutions could be this weak & unprincipled.
Is there some archaic definition of boastful that I’m unaware of?
I rewatched Modnight in Paris the other day and enjoyed it. And I plan to rewatch Annie Hall soon. But Manhattan really sticks in my craw in a way those two don’t for obvious reasons
How does this keep happening?
Some actions warrant discipline whether or not done as protest. (Note that even critics here describe penalties as “excessive”). But I have absolutely zero faith in Columbia, academia’s Vichy regime, imposing discipline honestly or fairly.
Isn’t this dude ever embarrassed? I happened to really like Obama but I didn’t need fuckong weirdo cartoons about him
Irony is dead. Chris killed it
The media assumes Trump is full of shit The markets assume Trump is full of shit Voters assume Trump is full of shit But what if they're wrong & we're speeding toward failed state territory? Even optimistically we're at the mercy of an aspiring autocrat who's unhinged & fixated on hurting people
When a government official who regularly lies - and works for a President who always lies - says "Don’t you dare ever say that again.” Say it again. And again and again. It's like Trump saying stop asking about Epstein Cause Trump/Miller/Noem are racial profiling. She knows it. We all know it
What are you gonna do, shoot me? Do I look like a puppy to you?
He should have stayed in the locker Chris Christie shoved him into
And needlessly given anonymity
In Trump's defense this is how his partnership with the National Enquirer worked
Also let’s note that JD Vance has the kind of Christian who thinks you should apologize for saying “bullshit” but not for lying about a group of immigrants stealing and eating pets in order to fan the flames of immigrant-hate.
Watch what happens to the bond markets
Any Arkansas litigators familiar with the Arkansas anti-SLAPP law out there?
Stoked for Jake Tapper’s next five years of reporting on this
Or when the baseballcrank dipshit turned a “haha your well behaved dog died just like your well behaved son” tweet into a whole ass NRO column?
Remember that heartbreakingly powerless but altogether loving voicemail Biden left Hunter that the right tried to dunk on him for? people.com/politics/sea...
FUCKING REALITY SUCKS
So I’m not allowed to side eye John Yoo? Or Rudy? Or Michael Cohen? Or Roy Cohn’s grave? We aren’t talking Cochran muddying the waters enough to get his client acquitted. Whole different kettle of fish
As long as it isn’t a criminal defense case attorneys sure as shit should be penalized if their advocacy is for deeply evil and unconstitutional shit
Best guess is that when he’s doing make up it’s for what works for tv set lighting But yeah he should fire a full time professional. Surely there’s at least one makeup artist out there who would work for him
ok ben franklin. Jesus. L is this supposed to be some nerd convention?
Didn’t she deliberate hook up with a guy who she knew had a hidden camera taking video (without consent of his partners) of his sexual encounters?
“Nazi” is not a slur against a group of oppressed people, it’s a term for perpetrators of mass atrocities. Gutfeld’s analogy isn’t just flawed, it’s offensive, ahistorical and ignorant.
They seem to actually be pushing back on this, which is the only reason the press gives a fuck
It always surprises me that for a dude who has used makeup every day for decades isn’t very good at it
No one will ask, because Biden is old and Kamala is a female.
*you’re fucking autocorrect
Doesn’t matter if your in Canada or Scotland or the summit of Mount Fucking Everest, you’ll be able to hear the celebrations the second the news breaks
I spend a lot of time up in the sticks in northern Michigan and this is how a lot of people afford housing up there. Buy a chunk of land, get a septic tank put in, drill a well, set down a single wide trailer and get the utility company to set up a propane tank and an electric hookup
In Riga, Latvia today. Like other Baltic & Nordic countries I’ve been to on this trip all are flying their flag next to Ukraine’s flag on govt buildings & many private homes and businesses. They’ve broken their suppression by Russia & they’ve gained freedom. They get it!
*retained
This is just to say I have rationed the files that were on Pam’s desk and which you were probably looking forward to reading Forgive me they were lurid so damning and so inconvenient
No matter what’s in the Epstein files, it will be bad news for Democrats.
Jesus. This dude just needs to say the 14 words and get it over with
Pudding fingers
To quote Cy Tolliver on Deadwood “Awful possibility in these matters is both men sustaining mortal injury. But I’m rarely that fucking lucky”
$10 to any reporter who asks him to explain the past relationship between thes two countries
Sounds like whoever this lunatic is takes plenty of satisfaction
“I take no satisfaction”
I mean, this is exactly what the Trump administration and its fans want: torture and abuse. They think this is great.
I don’t understand how one could ever be “demoralized” unless there was pretty serious fraud in the application process. Seems like it should be a first principle of i terminal law that no one should be stateless
I’m very sorry. Even if it doesn’t come to pass your family being put through hell in the mean time
A fair bit of them look at 14 million dead and think, “that’s a good start”
Hka y different PR firms should federal agencies have? What percentage of their budget should be spent on marketing? Or advertising, like healtcare.gov, but marketing
A federal judge is keeping this man in jail to protect him from the federal government.
I always knew Trump would be able to handle Bibi better than Biden did