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That Harp Guy

@thatharpguy.bsky.social

For over 35 years, Gaffer has been owned by a 26-string Dusty Strings folk harp; Best Friend, Longest Roommate, Harshest Critic. thatharpguy.com Fort Collins, Colorado [Photo: Patrick Stephenson, Artwork: August Haynes]

created September 24, 2023

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2/9/2025, 6:08:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kita looks perfectly content. Kudos.

2/9/2025, 6:04:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a trap.

31/8/2025, 9:56:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GRRRRReen.

30/8/2025, 11:36:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

If you have no destination for unused (or mysteriously unmatched) keys, I'll happily pay shipping to have them. I lost my jinglecoat in the move to Colorado, and it's high time I rebuilt it. To be able to tell folks these are a Wookie's keys would be fun.

30/8/2025, 10:13:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

So 525 is GREEN green. Gotcha. 😆

30/8/2025, 10:05:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is =also= of serious concern.

30/8/2025, 3:15:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Paul Dorfman (@drpauldorfman.bsky.social) reposted

Et voila! Case proven. #solar

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30/8/2025, 8:04:36 AM | 761 313 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I've three (hand-thrown), from the same potter. The one in back holds a bit more than the others. ☕

3 hand-thrown pottery mugs from
30/8/2025, 8:22:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

"See all, but don't SMELL all" is my interpretation...

29/8/2025, 12:28:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, that's me. It's nice to be needed.

28/8/2025, 5:30:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All appropriate appendages crossed.

28/8/2025, 3:56:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bodies are weird. Feet, especially.

27/8/2025, 6:22:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Kim (@lawoftd.bsky.social) reposted

Too many outlets are asking if an AI has feelings and not enough outlets are asking if an AI can be charged with murder.

26/8/2025, 9:21:41 PM | 789 204 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

All others are a go... usually in some sort of combination.

24/8/2025, 5:58:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

The function of the liver is to encapsulate toxins the system cannot excrete, and store them away (out of harm). Can't condone eating that. I don't like escargot, but know how to prepare it for those who do. Sardines have a place in but I'm opposed to whole little fish in my cuisine.

24/8/2025, 5:58:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a lovely combination... and thus, not "mediocre".

24/8/2025, 5:52:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

These weren't garnered from universities. These are all phrases which disenfranchised Americans have used for decades and decades.

24/8/2025, 5:00:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It's only pain. Unless it's whole-body, I cannot allow it to stop me."

24/8/2025, 1:11:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pick an echo chamber. Any echo chamber...

23/8/2025, 5:56:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

My body already has its share of eccentric bones. My unauthorized autobiography isn't finished yet. I'm a Prince of Daggers (and cheese) already, thank you, and I'd much rather dwell in the feral forest, but them bones need flat paths, and those exist more commonly in town (durnit!).

23/8/2025, 5:54:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satellite light, satellite bright, First satellite I see tonight...

22/8/2025, 3:39:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With almost all smoked foods, the container should be the portion. My opinion. I can hear an angry goddess, though: "I am the mother of ALL THINGS, and all things shall have portions matching their container size."

20/8/2025, 8:12:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Authors Guild (@authorsguild.org) reposted

A federal court ruled that ANTHROPIC illegally copied MILLIONS of books to train its AI. All authors and publishers whose books were downloaded by Anthropic from pirate websites are subject to receiving compensation. This could involve your work. For more info: authorsguild.org/news/anthrop...

19/8/2025, 9:58:09 PM | 2708 1897 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

True story.

20/8/2025, 5:10:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

"Water with lemon" is my go-to. Simple, easy, doesn't really NEED sweetener. "Agua fresca".

20/8/2025, 5:09:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oof! I hear you. All appropriate appendages crossed.

19/8/2025, 8:45:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get the sandwich, eat it at home after the appointment. 😁

19/8/2025, 6:41:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite hospital appliance would be the "blanket warmer". Oh, my.

19/8/2025, 2:22:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Both are needed, in this instance. Pritzker can get things done while Newsom =distracts=. Might actually succeed.

19/8/2025, 2:19:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ferhawdsakes DON'T fuck JK Rowling. Don't go anywhere near that creep, and don't let your friends near her, either.

17/8/2025, 10:43:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#MoonOfTheNow watching Venus and Jupiter doing their dance.

Moon right center, Venus and Jupiter dancing below.
17/8/2025, 10:38:07 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure the same applies to Blanket Forts. Hmm.

17/8/2025, 10:10:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Zuckermuskian" for the win.

16/8/2025, 6:08:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mossy tomb, with elements of hellebore.

16/8/2025, 3:24:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Merriam-Webster "Simplified English" Dictionary, eh?

14/8/2025, 9:30:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crumbling, grumbling harper. Nearly sessile.

14/8/2025, 5:06:25 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#humanitarianism

14/8/2025, 5:03:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people live in constant fear of everything they've never directly experienced. Those folks should never be legislators.

14/8/2025, 4:54:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unacceptable. This must never be "normalized".

14/8/2025, 4:51:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eddie Presley (@epresley.bsky.social) reposted

Stating that Capitalism is better than Socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone getting health care is not the compelling argument you think it is.

13/8/2025, 5:05:17 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social)

So the "cage match" is between Musk and Altman?

12/8/2025, 11:04:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm old.

12/8/2025, 9:03:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social)

"De Figuris Veneris," also known as "Manual of Classical Erotology," a scholarly work by Friedrich Karl Forberg, published in 1824. I was 8. A few years later I took four years of Latin.

12/8/2025, 7:03:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

And some cheese.

12/8/2025, 2:55:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hugh, at Lafayette Disc and Media, can fix that, and put it on 8-track for you. There probably a more local transfer service near you. www.yelp.com/biz/lafayett...

12/8/2025, 2:50:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All appropriate appendages crossed.

11/8/2025, 4:18:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GGAGCB, GGAGDC! GGG^ECBA, FFECDC!

11/8/2025, 2:55:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I adore you (s.) both, 'specially when you (pl.) banter.

11/8/2025, 5:03:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I lived in View Ridge, where the Avenues are gentle slopes and the Streets need funiculae.

11/8/2025, 5:01:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

All appropriate appendages crossed, man.

10/8/2025, 5:23:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, you mean all this time as a starving street musician, and I could have been in a fantasy novel instead of a dystopian nightmare? Why didn't anyone tell me?

10/8/2025, 3:22:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun bunny tips available at @willquinnart.bsky.social ; Daily Bunny has lifted my spirits more than once.

10/8/2025, 3:19:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Outdoor "housecats" are a constant danger to wildlife diversity. They aren't nearly as innocent as we prefer to believe.

9/8/2025, 4:51:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Kita vaccinated?

9/8/2025, 4:55:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂

9/8/2025, 4:16:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And isn't it "float like a butterfly"?

9/8/2025, 4:01:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

The material (kevlar) and the angle, apparently. This has been seen with multiple cats on multiple harp cases!

9/8/2025, 12:31:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A roommate's cats (many years and several cases ago) decided to scratch my harp case until it resembled a cat tree. When we got robbed us, they left the harp, probably thinking it was cat furniture. They took =everything= else. I took it as a sign that I was supposed to be a musician.

9/8/2025, 12:30:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I want injerra, and the nearest Ethiopian restaurant is 90 minutes away. If I drove, which I don't. I really should find teff and nuf and find out how to make it myself.

8/8/2025, 11:16:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be one with The Great Mattress.

8/8/2025, 9:19:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno about colors, but old gnome bones is one of my diagnoses.

7/8/2025, 6:52:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes the desire for privacy is not based on shame, but on the *very real* interest in simple privacy.

6/8/2025, 5:01:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social)

Well, this is bad... Habeus Corpus. It isn't just US law, it goes back to Magna Carta. You CANNOT just "delete it".

6/8/2025, 4:59:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mac 'n' cheese 'n' cheese 'n' cheese 'n'...

5/8/2025, 6:32:04 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All appropriate appendages crossed.

5/8/2025, 4:05:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

No coffee could be this bitter.

4/8/2025, 6:31:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of that has to do with who is placing the "value" on "the work". Many things of immense value have no monetary profile.

4/8/2025, 7:41:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

You have been FAPPED. No, not like THAT. Like this. youtu.be/rihQjkxyAAk?...

3/8/2025, 3:37:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

All the distractions still point in the same, inevitable directions; not at individuals, but at societal trends.

3/8/2025, 3:09:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's midnight here. Happy temporal anomaly to you, too!

2/8/2025, 6:10:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social) reply parent

You ain't ugly, you. Not by any stretch. And that is just the =outside=.

2/8/2025, 5:59:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture That Harp Guy (@thatharpguy.bsky.social)

The quiche is not Wookiesafe, as it has ham, and I'm uncertain you like asparagus, as well. This is not my only recipe. I promise you, @wookietron9000.bsky.social , if I'm ever in the same space as you and a kitchen, I WILL quiche you.

Homemade ham-and-asparagus quiche, still in its pan, on a white stovetop.
2/8/2025, 3:52:10 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love to visit, couldn't live there. We need all of them: cities, hamlets, towns, villages. There is space for everyone to live as they please.

1/8/2025, 11:01:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moon amongst scudding clouds. #MoonOfTheNow

Half moon amongst scudding clouds.
1/8/2025, 2:02:34 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mossy logs and IBMs. Itty. Bitty. Mushrooms.

31/7/2025, 3:56:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I have to sign papers for each doctor to have access to my data, shouldn't it be safe from the Federal Government, too?

31/7/2025, 3:53:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure it extends to their families, too. So that Auntie Ann giving trading advice based on insider knowledge is =also= illegal.

31/7/2025, 3:27:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Perfect Union (@moreperfectunion.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: A Senate committee has just approved a bill to ban stock trading for members of Congress, the VP, and the President. The bill can now go before the Senate.

30/7/2025, 3:39:09 PM | 14306 3088 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least it's likely to count as "fun"...

31/7/2025, 12:38:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be like a bird. youtu.be/NSvUafvUBvQ?...

30/7/2025, 4:30:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All appropriate appendages crossed!

30/7/2025, 4:09:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All appropriate appendages crossed.

29/7/2025, 8:43:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're big fans of yours.

29/7/2025, 8:41:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extraction of tallow can also be for maintaining or creating fire, a very important resource.

29/7/2025, 8:39:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have complete and total freedom.

29/7/2025, 4:44:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish they had kept "don't be evil". Really.

29/7/2025, 3:07:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Cause waking up is hard to doooooo... (Waking up is hard to do) (Waking up is hard to do) 'Cause waking up is hard to do.

28/7/2025, 7:04:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So when you meet us, understand why we're all a little socially backwards or nerdy: it is what saved us all, and what has repeatedly broken us all upon these rocky shores.

28/7/2025, 6:52:54 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So here's another tidbit: most of the gay men you know in their late 50s and early 60s were unpopular people in their community. In 1990, desperately trying to fit in, I was invited to brunch with a group of seven other DC residents, all popular guys. A year later, I was the only one alive. 1/2

28/7/2025, 6:50:08 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beeg hugs, brother. You and me and a few others. Sometimes I'm so lonely.

28/7/2025, 6:25:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Given the nature of a) my business and b) my humility/low self-esteem, when asked how much I charge for a wedding I say, "pay me what you think it's worth". This ALWAYS results in a higher payment than I was expecting. One of the (few) joys of being a folk musician.

27/7/2025, 3:47:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are amazing live.

27/7/2025, 1:11:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S. J. Tucker, Song Shaper (@sjtuckermusic.bsky.social) reposted

24 tix now! ALMOST halfway to 50! LFG #BestFansOnThePlanet

26/7/2025, 7:08:19 PM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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No spoons, only knives.

26/7/2025, 3:54:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Air quality (lack thereof). Ugh.

26/7/2025, 5:52:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a proper facial hairstyle for every male face. Some are big and vibrant, some subtle and understated. The only thing I can say is that I've never found an adult make face which looked better =without= SOME sort of pogonic adornment.

26/7/2025, 4:49:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really IS carbonated prune juice, isn't it?

25/7/2025, 7:25:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a USian, I'm aghast. Indeed, elbows up.

25/7/2025, 7:14:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view