Biden didn't cure it on purpose!
Don't funk with bees Top? Yeah I'm a Tyranno Beat main The antifacist that makes your Dad afraid of cities
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Biden didn't cure it on purpose!
How tall the heels?
If ICE is in your threat model turn on Lockdown Mode and buy iVerify to scan your phone for advanced spyware. Ugh.
Fuck yeah, Jay's wearing his best shirt on RLM, gonna be a good night
I love bluesky cause I can say if I had a facebook-addict babymama that cheated on me, I would absolutely not force fake tits on her and then open up an embarrassing butcher shop together named after the Korean thriller about....well.... good on ya Old Boys Butcher. Oof and/or yikes.
Ive played enough Disco Elysium to know DO NOT TOUCH THIS THING
If music good why make me want swallow myself whole and become a black hole
Makem kiiiiiss
We have MeowWoof at home
I need Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny to say Sonic the Hedgehog
I love mixing all my food together in my big bright orange bucket
As a mutton chopper haver I must help pass along this Disco-ass curse
need to suck on some pretty titties
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
I dont have the words for how disgusting this is and you are for putting light on it
Thought crime? No! Thot crime! We're gunna go do Bratz graffiti in the abandoned Filene's Basement
Do you remember where you were on Good 9/11?
We didn't Nuremberg hard enough
They ban Irish language and batter the their people. Nazis never left
No wonder yall got funding pulled with weak ass headlines that miss the point
Anyone over the zionist
My taste in men is dreadful btw
Don't care if I already posted this Eggman cosplay pic, I think I look kinda hot dammit
Child abuse.
Recoil on that knot is fukin nuts!
I cant handle Mia Wong talking to me about the economy anymore. Nothing triggers the nihilism more
No can do, I am also the monster under the bed
Its does suck when a team of people who are in-touch do so much work for a team of people who are massively out of touch, went dark for years, and surprised launched so many people out of their windows
Reason 112 to never trust a medical professional! Chances are they're just as dumb as you or worse!
Better Help turn your comments on you fucking cowards, let me rip your social media a new one, it's therapeutic for me to tell you that yall suck
Born in the wrong era of goon
Put the face on Brazilian Miku
Since when is quitting standing up?
The millionth reason you shouldn't trust ny doctor
Aw fuck, Climate is such a good millennial baby name
I got bad news. Got a 2nd pick?
How is quitting standing up?
Its no longer fiction when I tell the AI at the restaurant "fuck off clanker, get me a person"
Cis people: This is where you fucking step up. Do everything you can to support trans people in the coming days. You're going to hear horrible, hurtful rhetoric about us. Shut it down. Don't let it stand. And buy the trans people in your life a drink.
Date idea: you control my vibrator while I shop for fall candles and then you pay for them 😇
And it gets fucking harder every day
Playing Tony Hawk game with friends. Terrified to make a move. We end up teasingly sticking our tongues out at each other a couple times, I blink and she plants her mouth around mine. Rest of our friends awkwardly take off and we kiss for hours with the THAW soundtrack in the background
Gurl you so basic the only thing you pop is funkos
Can't wait til I can buy YouTube subscription plaques at the thrift shop
Here’s better reporting about that which seems to be missing from most U.S. reporting
I can still fix it.
We failed to prosecute some folks
One of the red gals from Panty and Stocking
I can't fukin wait for the QAA Jake Take on trying to get chat bots to count or name all the animals
VOLITION - I can't help you. I am totally useless. Everything I've said is lies. I want the exact same bad things you want. To stand here, like a pillar of salt.
Wrestled for the first in a long time, and in cosplay! I might have to break of the Eggman gimmick more often.
Gavin Newsom is anti-trans and I will never, ever vote for him.
Wrong D
The lil guys kept talking the whole movie instead if the cars. 0/10
SW is real work an all, but Im too far down the spectrum for codes and emojis
You're telling me that God's best plan for Satan was just to push him in a hole?
0/10 no rim option
The katseye gap ad had flooded my fyp with pretty gals in low rise jeans doing umamusume cat dances and now my penis fuckin horts
But when can I jump into a pile like the Scottish duck
With all the shit they let local restaurants and grocery stores get away with? Why can't my taxes ever go to a single worthwhile thing in Manch?
Bad news: I caused severe water damage to a brand new library book! I paid them extra for the trouble, felt awful Good news: Im now the new owner of a severely water damaged copy of Wild Faith. Just means I get to read it again!
Need a Jucika gal just as into her hyperfixations as me
Y'know, I stand with Palestinians because it's right, but it's not for nothing that every single "Gender critical" ideologue also seems to be a committed Zionist, the same people loathe and dehumanise us both, and in that the Palestinian people have my solidarity.
Real old people hours, who sleepy?
Gotta make a custom card of yourself to "pull" and instant tribute
Shoutout to the 5'2 gal who used me as her personal mosh wall at Bay Faction. I was made to be hit and too many people had 0 flow
Bring back Thicc Luthor!
Call her a theater kid the way she zip-zappin' my zop
The classic "i played that game" when you really only watched a few streams.
Told my therapist the origin of Paddy Wagon and that just as it was given to the Irish, Italians, etc 'whiteness' can be taken away. Im a dropout, how tf you the one with a degree?
If a dude is selling cards it doesnt matter how nice he is in a tiktok, you are watching a commercial
It's not that the dog doesn't know what to do with the dump truck when he gets it, but that the dump truck has no need or use of the dog seeking it
World too fucked up. Beach episode.
Yo, fuck Old Boys Butcher Stop wasting money and get a job
what do you mean 'normal tools'?
No mr.big please don't bop me I gotta fambly
"Make me care" The fact that you don't care is the problem and long-pork is the solution
Fox yiffing time
Id push you over at least once
I've never had a stronger urge to crack open a cold one with the boys
Weapons (2025) is A24 JoJo Part 4 Complimentary
Librarians are the cozy games of occupations. Overy wholesome until its overwhelming
Those two on Taskmaster NZ are fucking so hard behind the scenes and its so cute
Alt baddie? Manic pixie? Nah, Im looking for a Blitzkreig Bop
Biggest waste of money. Poor horses
This is how i am with Still Buffering since one of the siblings left
I am suddenly Coldplays biggest fan
We have learned that one of the women taken on Alvarado and 8th is Sabrina Medina, a pregnant U.S. Citizen expecting twins from Huntington Park, whom Kristi Noem targeted and was present last month for a photo op.
Truly a sicko of the people
Crash out? No, Crash IN!
Sea Power vs Bay Faction Fighting for my musically inclined bad feels
I finished your book like a week ago and this was like a jumpscare now.
Why dont they make extra wide tp for my fat ass?
Im actually really loving that Rocks is actually doing the stuff we thought Roger was early on. Roger is Luffy all the way up to being a bit player in his own story while Rocks and then Blackbeard are real antagonists in the sense that they are the ones initiating change
Heard someone say "life hasnt proved this, but I force myself to believe that most people are good". Bro that's nuts! Would you force yourself to believe in God to make yourself feel better? Crazy talk. Believe what life shows you.
"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
Won't watch until the polycule is confirmed
Umm actually they're ephebopiles
Im still chuckling to myself about the Gene Hackman Kojima joke on Knowledge Fight
You call getting naziasses beat a "tussle"