Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) / Redsky

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1/9/2025, 9:57:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Tragic: Local 40-Something Male’s “Humor” Is Just "I Think You Should Leave" Quotes When asked for comment, he said, "That show is just right in my Q-Zone." #fakeheadlines #itysl

1/9/2025, 9:55:19 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Writing is hard. #writing #writingcommunity

When you forget to write dialogue during description and exposition. Jim from The Office holding up a yellow pad that says: Nobody has said anything in . . . 14 min!

1/9/2025, 7:27:04 PM | 45 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

I was out hiking today, and I think I saw the president. Maybe he isn't dead after all.

Trump or Bigfoot? Walking through the forest.

1/9/2025, 6:04:48 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are spraying the bear with water. From a hose.

1/9/2025, 5:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Water?

1/9/2025, 5:07:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Man fights off apex predator. #bears

1/9/2025, 5:03:13 PM | 34 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

If you see this, quote post your cat art! ▶️ Commissions Open ◀️ #cat

1/9/2025, 4:36:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

The Art of Myth-Direction Pre-Order the eBook Now Available September 12th a.co/d/5e4KFjr #writing #writingcommunity #booksky #amwriting #debutnovel

1/9/2025, 4:29:31 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

What's Jordan Peele gonna do when he uses up all the pronouns? #him

1/9/2025, 5:14:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Any 90s kids remember this absolute banger?

1/9/2025, 3:41:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Report: Studies Find That 83% of Cat Meows Delivered With No Follow-Up Plan #cats #kittens #caturday #fakeheadlines

1/9/2025, 12:24:52 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reposted

The Art of Myth-Direction Now Available in Paperback and Hardcover a.co/d/8B50deF 🎭 Comedy / Satire 👧 Kid Heroes 💪 Coming of Age 😻 Animal Companion 🍳 Talking Magical Item 😈 Good Vs Evil 🐉 Subverted Tropes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 No Romance #booksky💙📚 #debutnovel #availablenow #fantasy #satire #comedy #humor #writing

The Art of Myth-Direction is available now in paperback and hardcover.

1/8/2025, 5:50:57 PM | 30 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

The Art of Myth-Direction Available for Pre-Order Coming Out September 12th a.co/d/5e4KFjr #writing #writingcommunity #booksky #amwriting #debutnovel

“Love does not vanish with the dead—it lingers in the silence, in the snow, in the things we meant to say. But to carry love forward, we must learn to let go of the weight of what might have been and will never again be.”

31/8/2025, 5:25:05 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Me going back and rereading my first draft that I was very proud of. #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting

31/8/2025, 4:51:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

TRAMAMPOLINE!!!! #simpsons

Simpsons 4 panel comic: 1. I'm not gonna make it. Just do one thing for me. 2. Get... 3. ...this trampoline. 4. Tramampoline!!!!

31/8/2025, 4:51:06 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Meanwhile at Mar-a-Lago

Bring out your dead. JD Vance holding Trump

31/8/2025, 4:14:01 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Poor kitty. #cats #kittens #caturday

When you have a great time with the present, but it was not for you. Cat playing with yellow chair. Last photo shows sad kitty with baby sitting in yellow chair.

31/8/2025, 2:51:10 AM | 67 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Yes. The answer is always yes. #cats #kittens #caturday

Little kitten with his paws up on a tire, underneath a car.

31/8/2025, 1:48:54 AM | 84 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Pants pulled up to the neck. #cats #kittens #caturday

How should cats wear pants? A: Pants on back legs up to belly. B: Pants on all legs pulled up horizontal.

31/8/2025, 12:46:20 AM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

I iz hunter. #cats #kittens #caturday

30/8/2025, 11:36:53 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Catfished #cats #kittens #caturday

When your date shows up and they don't look anything like their Tinder pics. Cat at door with a racoon on the other side looking through the window.

30/8/2025, 10:25:31 PM | 108 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

No Karen, you go down the ladder funny. #cats #kittens #caturday

30/8/2025, 9:41:13 PM | 105 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Nothing wrong with that. #cats #kittens #caturday

When I'm at a party and find the cat. Ernie from Sesame Street sitting on the ground with a kitten drinking milk from a plate.

30/8/2025, 8:58:24 PM | 98 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

The Art of Myth-Direction Available for Pre-Order Coming Out September 12th a.co/d/5e4KFjr #writing #writingcommunity #booksky #amwriting #debutnovel

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Summon a fish god, and he'll bring ruin to your coastline forever.

30/8/2025, 8:21:42 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Every time. #cats #kittens #caturday

My cat after I feed them: See u later, ye dickhead. Cat riding a skateboard into a wormhole.

30/8/2025, 7:33:21 PM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

This is a betrayal of the highest order! #cats #kittens #caturday

30/8/2025, 6:20:28 PM | 33 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Nom Nom Nom #cats #kittens #caturday

30/8/2025, 5:08:18 PM | 53 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Now I can't unsee it. #cats #kittens #caturday #wizardposting

Clock shows 4:38 ah, my favorite time of day, Wizard Cat with Huge Knockers.

30/8/2025, 4:35:31 PM | 24 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

HEARTBREAKING: After days of being absent from public view, Donald J Trump, aged 79 was found alive today at his golf course.

30/8/2025, 3:55:12 PM | 34 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:35:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Kitten Claims It Could "Totally Take That Hawk" If The Window Wasn’t In The Way #cats #kittens #caturday #fakeheadlines

30/8/2025, 3:27:00 PM | 54 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Haunted Mirror Gives Up, Just Reflects Insecurity Now #fakeheadlines #badhorrorplots

30/8/2025, 2:41:32 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You just broke my brain

30/8/2025, 2:22:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Holly is Writing (@hollyiswriting.bsky.social) reposted

Fight!

30/8/2025, 1:03:00 AM | 52 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fire

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Fort Asshole. This checks out. #cats #kittens

I asked my veteran friend to cat sit while I was out of town. This is what I came home to... Cat on the top of a cardboard box labeled

29/8/2025, 9:43:14 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

This guy is really talented. #smoothcriminal

29/8/2025, 7:13:33 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Social Scott (@social-scott.bsky.social) reposted

#writing #writingcomunity #words #spelling #writers

26/8/2025, 4:02:24 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

The Art of Myth-Direction Available for Pre-Order https://a.co/d/5e4KFjr #writing #writingcommunity #booksky #amwriting #debutnovel

The baby, blissfully unaware of the chaos around him, gurgled happily and waved the sword in tiny, uncoordinated motions, its razor-sharp edge swinging perilously close to his own head. The crowd erupted in cheers, as if the infant had single-handedly vanquished an entire Goblin army, rather than nearly decapitating himself. The Art of Myth-Direction

29/8/2025, 6:03:30 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Whenever I go out drinking. #wizardposting

29/8/2025, 3:35:25 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:17:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like that in this scenario, squirrels are conservationists and monitor vole populations.

29/8/2025, 4:50:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

I like her. We need more people like this in government.

29/8/2025, 3:49:16 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude, I'm joking. Nothing I ever post on here is serious. You can hate cats if you want. 🤷‍♂️

29/8/2025, 2:52:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take it back. Say you LOVE cats.

29/8/2025, 2:37:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Epic Battle Between Good And Evil Delayed Due To Scheduling Conflict #fakeheadlines #writing #writingcommunity

29/8/2025, 2:23:36 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

My daughter's WIP. Pretty good for a barely 10yo. #derpy #kpopdemonhunters

29/8/2025, 2:12:03 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:08:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

I see a lot of love for cats on here, where is the fox love? #foxes

29/8/2025, 1:13:48 AM | 32 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

I feel seen. #cats #kittens

Me at the pet store looking at the kittys.

29/8/2025, 12:02:23 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Oh neat!

California squirrels are turning carnivorous. They are actively hunting other animals for the first time, study reveals.

28/8/2025, 9:52:31 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Thanks, it was a collaboration.

28/8/2025, 9:49:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

It's really good. Even if you aren't into k-pop. Which I am not.

28/8/2025, 8:32:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't know Derpy? K-Pop Demon Hunters

28/8/2025, 8:20:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:16:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

The fact that you pissed of a self described "White, Conservative, Christian Female" is enough convincing.

28/8/2025, 8:15:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

That's not very convincing. Oh well, I'll read it anyway. 😀

28/8/2025, 8:13:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

I bought your book btw. Is it any good?

28/8/2025, 8:11:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Nah, cigar cutter. Much faster.

28/8/2025, 8:07:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

I dunno. After my first baby I had my pee pee cut off.

28/8/2025, 8:01:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

I think I've shown this here before. Cover of my next book. Coming out end of 2025 or beginning of 2026. Satirical SciFi 🚀 Art by my daughter and myself. #booksky 💙📚 #writingcommunity #writing #amwriting

28/8/2025, 8:01:10 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

The second book was much easier than the first. So there's that.

28/8/2025, 7:56:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Great show

28/8/2025, 7:52:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

It's Derpy IRL #kpopdemonhunters

28/8/2025, 7:43:58 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Just finished writing the big Climax in my next book. Just need to write the final chapter, and add a few details throughout. #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting

28/8/2025, 7:31:34 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

This is the funniest video I've seen today... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals

28/8/2025, 1:33:17 PM | 6092 865 | View on Bluesky | view

Pets Against Trump… (@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted

Take your mind away from all the propaganda…. And enjoy some cuteness of an otter pup… 🦦 So precious… 🫠

20/7/2025, 6:31:26 PM | 1230 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Maybe they didn't hear you sneaking by.

28/8/2025, 3:18:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Thanks for the nightmare fuel. 👍

28/8/2025, 3:16:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Sarah Andersen (@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social) reposted

Four panel comic. Comic panel one shows an otter peeking its head above water, raising a hand. Comic panel two shows the otter diving back under the waves with a splash. Comic panel three shows a cat on on some rocks by the water. The cat thinks “holy crap.” Comic panel three zooms into the cat’s face. The cat thinks, “A MERMAID”.

25/8/2025, 5:11:58 PM | 8447 1811 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

One of

Trump with shit on his face after kissing Putin's asshole.

28/8/2025, 3:49:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

When my wife talks to me and her accent is really kicking in. #cats #kittens

When someone has explained something to you three times and you still don't get. So you just smile politely Cat smiling politely.

28/8/2025, 2:33:49 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Ouch, my brain

28/8/2025, 1:37:23 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Mood

28/8/2025, 1:34:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

I guess he's in the right administration.

28/8/2025, 1:20:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

I read this and really liked it. You guys should check it out.

28/8/2025, 1:18:19 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:34:25 PM | 96 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Art of Myth-Direction Available Sept 12th, 2025 a.co/d/7E7BuLY

28/8/2025, 1:08:30 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Tom Clancy's Green Eggs & Ham

28/8/2025, 1:02:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

What the hell does that even mean? #WhatAMaroon

I'm looking at kids as I walk through the airport today.And I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges.Information you can tell from their faces movements and lack of social connection.

28/8/2025, 1:00:31 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Truth #cats #kittens

When your cat finds you dead. Picture of cat laying down on top of your body.

28/8/2025, 12:22:14 AM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Local Horror Author Haunted By Ghost Of Passive Voice #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #fakeheadlines

27/8/2025, 9:20:50 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Honesty in policing.

Using a thin blue line to cross out the words , honor, integrity , trust and transparency is just so fitting. It's definitely the most unintentionally honest thing I have ever seen from them.

27/8/2025, 8:39:20 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Clever Girl #beavers

27/8/2025, 6:47:51 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Wow, heard the Taylor Swift news! All I can say is: When is Trump going to release the Epstein files? And why is the president of the USA a pedo?

27/8/2025, 1:55:28 AM | 54 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Only days that end in "y"

27/8/2025, 1:49:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

I was expecting a "but..."

27/8/2025, 1:09:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

🙂

How i look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know i'm awake and would like a cookie

26/8/2025, 9:37:57 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Starship Captain Regrets Letting Crew Vote On New Name For Ship #fakeheadlines

26/8/2025, 5:09:10 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Giantess or Lilliputian? It's all a matter of perspective.

26/8/2025, 1:25:52 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Cat Denies All Involvement In Shattered Vase Despite Overwhelming Fur-Based Evidence #cats #kittens #fakeheadlines

25/8/2025, 10:56:48 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Poor Zima, you were so popular for like 5 minutes.

One day without even thinking about it we all drank our last Zima.

25/8/2025, 8:26:13 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com)

Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Fluffers #cats #kittens

My cat: I lost my toy under the couch. Me: Bruce Willis from Die Hard crawling through the vents with a cat next to him.

25/8/2025, 5:50:35 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

But is Big Flag for or against? Profit wise, they would be pro flag burning.

25/8/2025, 4:02:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

This you?

25/8/2025, 3:53:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reply parent

Found the foxes account

25/8/2025, 3:50:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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