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(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Wishing you a very speedy recovery and healing. ❤️🩹 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for this today. ☺️ And thank you for yesterday. 😈 Yes I saw it before it went.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a few fond memories of seeing you perform. 🥹
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social)
HBTGV. 😘 🎂 @thatharpguy.bsky.social
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social)
Poor dough at that one bakery: the master baker keeps telling them jokes so he can get a rise out of them.
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I’m glad you’re finally feeling better. 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
No matter how close or not I am to the various people I follow, I pass over Skircles post. I have to avoid lots of signals of popularity.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Drool factor. 🥵 🥰
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Your… only fan?
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
She pulled a Houdini and made them disappear. 😋
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I too am over 30 and should avoid it as if I were running for my life.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social)
[Suggestive] Double Post since I had two mugs of coffee. Tum Tum Tues Tues.
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😔 ❤️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Oops. 😅 But at least when they do their vows, one can say “I love you” and the reply can be “I know”.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, a throwback photo! ❤️ So cute!
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
My guide, which is good about 90% of the time is: unless a couple brings up getting married, unprompted, leave it be. If they bring it up, within limits it’s fair game.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Soon… 🥰
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s always an odd question to ask of hetero couples much less gay couples. “Not sure, but do you wanna watch the conception attempts too?” is an appropriate reply. That’s how invasive it feels.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, it didn’t kill h… Erm, I see. 😊
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Aurrrr. 😁
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
… feeling warm… need to borrow towel… 🥵
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social)
When non-users try to talk about bad hombres on Bluesky but it corrects to “bad ombrés”:
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
You should have tried their express service, “Hurry Cane’s”, Jeepie. That one is sure to blow you away.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like you got cut off.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Fingers crossed for a good readout and result! 🤞
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I too have to think about the shingles vax in a few months’ time. Glad yours was bearable. 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, those paper cuts are brutal on the penis.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social)
Watching an old ep of NZ’s “7 Days” on YouTube from 2023: Rhys Mathewson: “What does [MSG] stand for?” Jeremy Corbett: “Message.” (laughter) Brett Blake: “The Boomer got it!” Paul Ego: “Yeah. That’s why it comes in a bottle”. 💀
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Thicc Thuesday in full effeccth. 🤤
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
*rubs*
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Do they have a truly lactose-free version using soy, oat, or almond milk substitute? 🫤
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
This feels like a poster for the magic of pole vaulting. Take that in any way you choose. 😉
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
With any luck, the podcast will be just a tad longer than her premiership, which is to say not very long.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect the financial advice is about pork and lettuce.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
🤗 ❤️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
*squeezes arm* GM Shandy x
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶 So now I run to you, with frozen arms Nothing to hide, Tealeaf she can stay…
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes please. 🥹 Both. 🥰
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I will say the coterie that make the glass pieces in his works do a beautiful job. The Dale Chihuly Museum in Seattle is actually worth the visit. And his piece at the V&A Museum in London is striking.
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Fingers crossed! 🤞 You can do it!
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The paintings are all done. They’ve been scanned, and are now digital files. I still need to digitally “clean” them, format for printing, and then upload them for publishing. And unless I encounter a technical issue with the upload, that will all be done by next weekend!!!
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Glengarry Glen Gary
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
🥵 You beauty. I hope you’re doing okay after a rough weekend. 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. 🥵
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
UK film called “God’s Own Country”, about a DL gay farmer in present-day Yorkshire UK who is bound to the land in order to take care of his aging father, and falls for an itinerant farmhand from Romania. The film is very drama and very good.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶 It’s our donger-free philosophy…. Regina Dentata! 💃🏾
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello 🥰
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶 what a wonderful phrase… 🎶
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Hoooo 🥵
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
The word “defrocking” was right. there. 😤
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
And what’s worse (because I heard about this): even Canadian-made pickles are at risk because part of the product still has to cross the border and then back, and that step adds the tariff (and can’t yet be done in Canada). It’s sadly infuriating. 🫤
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, peepers! 🤩
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
That thing where the word “lithograph”was right there and you should have used it. 🤷🏾♂️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Deal!
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Such a good film. 🙌🏽
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m very sorry. 😔
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! 🎂 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Rubs tummy and feeds you Rolaids. 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I know that same feeling, but the original building is now behind a more-modern and taller expansion.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social)
I need a nap. Spent two hours redoing the portraits in my living room: took three down, moved the rest, remounted a few, and added an old “mass print” painting that was in the cellar.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes please. 🤤
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Sleep tight 😘 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. 🥰
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
El disco entero… 💯 ✨
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re a 5 from the diagram, but you’re seriously a 10. ☺️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I know how to make Busan-style tteokbokki, with the flat fish cakes and the sauce and the tteok. Just saying. 😊
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, ensemble cast. 😋
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
And Bandit is serving as backup. 🫢
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Staging area for a march? Or where they have a permit for this demonstration?
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. 🤤
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely random occurrence that no one is waiting for whatsoever. 🫢
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
If only… 🥺
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Fashion Week wished it looked this good.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re serving, your honour! 😮💨 🥰
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheee! I’m getting Adele! 😁
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi ☺️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
How deep do you go? 🥹
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social)
To my beautiful bisexual folk out there: remember that during this Bi Visibility Month, you won’t be able to sneak into movie theatres until October. But it’s worth it so that you are seen and welcomed. 🩷 💜 💙
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
And it looks good on you. ☺️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Monday to you. 🤗
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😋
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Enjoy, cutie! Woohoo! 🙌🏽
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
me wann smooch ☺️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Basic black is very becoming. ☺️
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl Springs Forward.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Would either be exactly one LEGO in the box, or several thousand pieces that just never end. 🫢
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
This thread is “why do they call it pineapple” in English. People transfix familiar concepts to unfamiliar ones. And now I want a potato tatin… 🥺
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
Sleep well.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it’s not May Day but wishing you a happy day off. 🤗
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
😘 ☕️
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Weird, you say?
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
I love your Charing Cross Tube station shirt, Shandy. Ultimate underground band.
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
My hatches are battened and my loins girded. 😋
Corey’s Rock B’Autumn 🌈 (@thealmostbear.bsky.social) reply parent
That threshold… 🤤