Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Avid Warhologist. Art Whore. Deeply Superficial. Good, but misunderstood. Elder Mo. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Safe Space. Seriously Sarcastic. Super Sober. Your Body, Your Choice. Guns are a public health crisis.
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view profile on Bluesky Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Be nice to each other. Don’t make me pull this app over.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
If you see this, post a chef…❣️
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😂👏🤣
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Have you seen Weapons?
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Love you guys more! 😍❤️🔥
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll throw on my red sequined tube top and tennis skirt and be right over to bring you luck! 🍀💚😂
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Word! #Freak 🖤
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
I love hugs and shit!! Give each other a big hug from me!!!! 🥰😘 Have a fun eve!!
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww! Hi, ladies! Wish I were there to play with you kids!! Sending hugs and shit. 😉😂😘
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Which TV series have you rewatched more than once? 📺🖤
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
I’m like if Grace Jones and Charles Nelson Reilly had a kid.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
We’re 8 months into 2025. I’ve enjoyed maybe 19 days of it.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Valley Of The Dolls.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
So accurate. 😂🤣
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
He finally got cast.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
I’m so gay for older, hot dudes.
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Party City gonna be lit! Stock up now.
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David Lynch memes.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
SUCH a Queen and Icon! ❤️🔥
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Brainshare! Finishing a chore, then plopping down. I’ve been filled with anticipation! Later, we can discuss! 🖤
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😉😂😘
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Oooo a new pad! Exciting! Talk soon! 🥰😘
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut. Up. OMG the adorableness!! 😍
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
You know me so well. 😂🖤🤣
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
My Labubu just arrived!!! Just kidding, I’m not THAT gay.
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Complete, and total smoke show! ❤️🔥
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
SO same! 🤣
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! Sending good mojo to you all! 💜
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
*grabs head scarf.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Go-go boys? 😉😂
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Essential.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
¡Si, la vida loca! Still slaps.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
I never travel without one! Or two.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Gypsy Kings. Celia Cruz. Ricky Martin? 😉
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn straight!
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
And a nice mint.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d be on it like a car bonnet! Wish I lived closer. 🤨
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
The 10” heels though. 🖤❤️🔥
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. And ugh.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Where’s the Kennedy Curse when you need it?
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Seriously fuck Gloria Gaynor.
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Same. One of my faves. Ah, Debbie.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Make a book better by adding Stephen King’s to the title: Stephen King’s Hollywood Husbands
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Tres Gay. 😂🤣
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I’m guessing, yes.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
This is not mental illness. This is fear, ignorance and ego.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
A gut punch of pure truth.
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Is that Robbie Williams?
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Scare Snoop Dogg Post a gay ❤️
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Quality post! 👏
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
How to ally. 🩵
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We ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 you, Woman! 😘
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Thank you from AZ, Marc! 💪
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Bill & Fred! Right on! Thanks, hun!
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn straight!
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Absofreekinlutely!
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I’ll check it out! 👍
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Im going to hell in so many different religions. 🤣😂
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
“We don’t have to live like this.” Yes we do. Until WE do something about it.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
We have. Long ago.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Kill the gun lobby.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
Gun laws in Minnesota: No state permit required to purchase rifles. No firearm registration. No magazine capacity restriction. No owner license required. No background checks for private sales of rifles without pistol grips. State law preempts local laws.
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Sending all the good mojo, friend! 🩵
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Nailed it.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. As long as it’s dry. Like my humor. 😏😋
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent
I went only once. It was enough.
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Guns are a public health crisis. #Minneapolis
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Hashtag Mom Win 👏💙
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😂💀🤣
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Germany. 😂🤣😂
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
Gurl. 😂🤣
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
what movie do you consider "perfect"? 🎬
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🥰😍
Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)
I don’t care about Cracker Barrel. Carry on.
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Hashtag Style ICON!