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@thealtarofandy.bsky.social

Avid Warhologist. Art Whore. Deeply Superficial. Good, but misunderstood. Elder Mo. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Safe Space. Seriously Sarcastic. Super Sober. Your Body, Your Choice. Guns are a public health crisis.

created August 20, 2023

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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

1/9/2025, 12:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Happiest of birthdays Lily! 💙 @lilytomlin.bsky.social

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1/9/2025, 12:24:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Be nice to each other. Don’t make me pull this app over.

1/9/2025, 9:16:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

If you see this, post a chef…❣️

1/9/2025, 9:13:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂👏🤣

1/9/2025, 5:27:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you seen Weapons?

1/9/2025, 5:24:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

😂🤣 Auntie G!

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1/9/2025, 1:29:15 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love you guys more! 😍❤️‍🔥

31/8/2025, 10:51:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll throw on my red sequined tube top and tennis skirt and be right over to bring you luck! 🍀💚😂

31/8/2025, 10:51:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Word! #Freak 🖤

31/8/2025, 10:49:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love hugs and shit!! Give each other a big hug from me!!!! 🥰😘 Have a fun eve!!

31/8/2025, 10:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww! Hi, ladies! Wish I were there to play with you kids!! Sending hugs and shit. 😉😂😘

31/8/2025, 10:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

*immediately checks the App Store.

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31/8/2025, 8:48:12 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Which TV series have you rewatched more than once? 📺🖤

31/8/2025, 7:29:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Never forgotten. ♥️👑♥️

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31/8/2025, 6:00:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

😏

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31/8/2025, 3:05:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

I’m like if Grace Jones and Charles Nelson Reilly had a kid.

31/8/2025, 1:04:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

SO damn good. #MixesOfALostWorld

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31/8/2025, 12:50:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Catherine Deneuve. Venice Film Festival. 1967.

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31/8/2025, 12:08:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Ego is the anesthesia that dulls the pain of stupidity.

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31/8/2025, 12:03:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

My addiction. #MemoriesNotThings

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31/8/2025, 11:50:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Logging on…..

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31/8/2025, 11:42:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

We’re 8 months into 2025. I’ve enjoyed maybe 19 days of it.

31/8/2025, 11:41:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Halston, at home. 1978.

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31/8/2025, 11:38:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Screaming. 😂🤣😂

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31/8/2025, 11:36:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Enjoy life. Sin more.

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31/8/2025, 11:35:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

We are all Sunday girls.

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31/8/2025, 11:32:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Want. Need. Badly.

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30/8/2025, 5:56:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Valley Of The Dolls.

30/8/2025, 4:58:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

So accurate. 😂🤣

30/8/2025, 4:38:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He finally got cast.

30/8/2025, 4:37:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

I’m so gay for older, hot dudes.

30/8/2025, 4:36:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Party City gonna be lit! Stock up now.

30/8/2025, 4:33:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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David Lynch memes.

30/8/2025, 4:31:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SUCH a Queen and Icon! ❤️‍🔥

30/8/2025, 4:29:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brainshare! Finishing a chore, then plopping down. I’ve been filled with anticipation! Later, we can discuss! 🖤

30/8/2025, 4:28:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😉😂😘

30/8/2025, 2:19:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooo a new pad! Exciting! Talk soon! 🥰😘

30/8/2025, 2:59:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shut. Up. OMG the adorableness!! 😍

30/8/2025, 2:44:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know me so well. 😂🖤🤣

30/8/2025, 2:43:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

My Labubu just arrived!!! Just kidding, I’m not THAT gay.

30/8/2025, 2:41:52 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Complete, and total smoke show! ❤️‍🔥

30/8/2025, 2:39:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent

SO same! 🤣

30/8/2025, 2:38:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! Sending good mojo to you all! 💜

30/8/2025, 1:02:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*grabs head scarf.

29/8/2025, 11:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Terence Stamp. London. 1962. #Iconic

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29/8/2025, 11:52:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go-go boys? 😉😂

29/8/2025, 10:09:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Essential.

29/8/2025, 7:04:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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¡Si, la vida loca! Still slaps.

29/8/2025, 2:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never travel without one! Or two.

29/8/2025, 2:16:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gypsy Kings. Celia Cruz. Ricky Martin? 😉

29/8/2025, 2:16:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn straight!

29/8/2025, 2:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent

And a nice mint.

29/8/2025, 2:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Just gonna drop this here.

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29/8/2025, 2:12:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d be on it like a car bonnet! Wish I lived closer. 🤨

29/8/2025, 1:31:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 10” heels though. 🖤❤️‍🔥

29/8/2025, 12:01:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. And ugh.

29/8/2025, 12:00:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Where’s the Kennedy Curse when you need it?

29/8/2025, 9:30:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Seriously fuck Gloria Gaynor.

29/8/2025, 9:29:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. One of my faves. Ah, Debbie.

29/8/2025, 9:24:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Make a book better by adding Stephen King’s to the title: Stephen King’s Hollywood Husbands

29/8/2025, 7:22:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Tres Gay. 😂🤣

29/8/2025, 7:18:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m guessing, yes.

28/8/2025, 3:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Wanna!

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28/8/2025, 8:51:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

This is not mental illness. This is fear, ignorance and ego.

28/8/2025, 8:48:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gut punch of pure truth.

28/8/2025, 8:44:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that Robbie Williams?

28/8/2025, 8:43:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Scare Snoop Dogg Post a gay ❤️

28/8/2025, 7:21:16 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

So yay, more insomnia. Sigh. 🙄

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28/8/2025, 7:17:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Quality post! 👏

28/8/2025, 7:14:22 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

How to ally. 🩵

28/8/2025, 7:12:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 you, Woman! 😘

28/8/2025, 7:12:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Thank you from AZ, Marc! 💪

28/8/2025, 7:11:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill & Fred! Right on! Thanks, hun!

28/8/2025, 7:08:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn straight!

28/8/2025, 4:48:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absofreekinlutely!

28/8/2025, 4:48:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, I’ll check it out! 👍

28/8/2025, 3:51:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Im going to hell in so many different religions. 🤣😂

28/8/2025, 3:51:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

R. I. P. A. F.

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28/8/2025, 3:45:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should you need me ow.

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28/8/2025, 1:32:13 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Seriously. 💥

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27/8/2025, 10:32:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😏🖤

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27/8/2025, 10:22:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We don’t have to live like this.” Yes we do. Until WE do something about it.

27/8/2025, 6:23:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

We have. Long ago.

27/8/2025, 6:20:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Kill the gun lobby.

27/8/2025, 6:17:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Gun laws in Minnesota: No state permit required to purchase rifles. No firearm registration. No magazine capacity restriction. No owner license required. No background checks for private sales of rifles without pistol grips. State law preempts local laws.

27/8/2025, 4:24:06 PM | 754 276 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending all the good mojo, friend! 🩵

27/8/2025, 6:13:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nailed it.

27/8/2025, 6:12:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. As long as it’s dry. Like my humor. 😏😋

27/8/2025, 6:11:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went only once. It was enough.

27/8/2025, 4:10:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guns are a public health crisis. #Minneapolis

27/8/2025, 4:05:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hashtag Mom Win 👏💙

27/8/2025, 4:02:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂💀🤣

27/8/2025, 4:01:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Germany. 😂🤣😂

27/8/2025, 3:58:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew says… (@thealtarofandy.bsky.social)

Gurl. 😂🤣

27/8/2025, 12:51:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what movie do you consider "perfect"? 🎬

27/8/2025, 12:48:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰😍

27/8/2025, 3:07:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t care about Cracker Barrel. Carry on.

27/8/2025, 3:05:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hashtag Style ICON!

27/8/2025, 12:43:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Born Again Christian Dior.

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