are you saying bobby is mad at you?
as seen on tv. genderqueer leftist atheist elder millennial w/ AuDHD, psoriatic arthritis, degenerative spinal disease. single parent. troublemaker. follow <> agreement
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are you saying bobby is mad at you?
and now i hang my head in shame
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when i was 17, cosmo told me i could freeze a spoon for 15 minutes and put the back of it on my eye bags. i only tried it once because it hurt like hell
stop using Hamas as a strawman, at least
* i disagree about what she says on Palestine, but i keep myself to myself for reasons
Ms. Rice is eminently sensible in her commentary & advice: youtu.be/sfPGBfpe9Os?...
Bryan Hooper, another wrongfully convicted Black man in Minnesota, is hoping to be freed from his life sentence after the state’s key trial witness recently admitted to the murder Hooper was convicted for. unicornriot.ninja/2025/after-2...
freaking out & screaming "don't touch me!" every time a bug lands on me all summer bc i am a rational human thing
finally getting around to reading Yokohama Station SF. so good. SO GOOD
maybe you work on wall st & you want your graphs to reflect how they should look to make whatever point you're trying to make
half-life 3 confirmed
The maddest someone has ever gotten at me was when I talked about the child sized manacles Jefferson had at Monticello for 9 year old children. They could not cope with the idea that a child the same age as their child had been enslaved. And it made them angry that I made them know facts
ok doom & gloom rejected for the day. i will now paraphrase one of my favorite cringe jokes told to me by my brother and hope my tears are from laughter: why does everyone keep calling me odd? because i cannot even
WOW. i cannot even.
yes, agreed. plus the medical stuff is aggravated by me being stomped on by people who claim to be helping me, aka my childhood tormentor/parent
howdy's and hugs much appreciated, Wally. i am feeling very sick and upset today. 💖🫂🌺
stop complying by calling it "deportation". the phrase is "extraordinary rendition" motherfuckers, get used to it.
you can't just minimize the experiences of victims by accusing them of conflating abuse with "having a bad time"
yay!!!
planning on jumping rope to stim my lymphatic system. hoping i don't get dizzy 😵💫
the mystery of who sent me flowers has been solved. much love to my sibling for cheering me at my nadir 💖
hahahaha, i bet he gets winded after the first 10 feet
real-world experience of being a jackboot
LOL
twitter is kinda fun these days bc the only people left are the partisans and the people desperate to save democracy, so there's a huge potential for fireworks dontcha know
well, if either of them had hearts it might be? but uh, i think that might actually be your bile rising
trying and ostensibly failing to convince my family that i'm a normal/valid human when what i should be doing is reminding everyone that my identity and validity are not up for debate no matter what i think, feel, talk about, write about, dream about, or remember so fuck you very much
"slavery was bad" is not an opinion, it's a fact. you can tell because the opposite, "slavery was good", is verifiably untrue and easy to dispute. a small, small population of people with pathologically disordered thinking disagree with that and they just need medical attention.
did he sleep in that thing?
fun craft idea!
once again feeling like growing up the victim of Dark Triad parents was a blessing & a curse. learned the hard way to resist manipulation & now get to watch the country descend into a blubbering mess of punctured confidence & fear bc nobody bothered to learn abt it unless they were the victims of it
watched that union station crap & miller is so right. the 1% are killers, rapists, and criminals!
what do you get when you stand three rich fascists in a row? this video clip
Please stay alive
is there some kind of ethics complaint you can make?
i hate to ask this, but i just spent 4 days in the hospital from an ER admission. had to have emergency surgery on some old injuries to my head and neck. i am without a phone or transportation & i need more surgery. if you have a few dollars to spare, here is my cashapp: cash.app/$autistitch
um, someone please tell me when the millennials can stop living in the worst possible fucking timeline please so we can idk maybe relax a fucking second
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many good fortunes to you lol
the year they named a hurricane "emily" was the year my family stopped calling me "hurricane emily" 😅
thing is, they got it all wrong. there's no deep state. it's the deep dish state
i went 3 months without more than a few minutes' worth of sleep here and there because i was trying to think my way out of a catastrophe. i didn't start resting for real until i realized i cared about survival enough to face the possibility of losing
thank you for the reminder
**grabs you by the face** Hey, you. Give people grace. That means giving it to yourself, too, kittens.
Hope Sandwich Guy starts a sub stack.
the Deep Dish State never rests
lolololol
cue the infinite scream
one of the great voices i am ecstatic to still have access to
that's awesome 🥰
I know a lot of these folks didn't sign up to be at the vanguard of resisting American fascism, but sorry, that's your job now if you can't do the job give it to someone who can
when i was 11 i asked for a pixie cut and i got a 90s high-top w/ fade, so i also have cut my hair ever since
have had "Burn" frm Hamilton stuck in my head for what feels like centuries but is more like 12-18 hours; suddenly i realize it's the line "he will do what it takes to survive" that's sticking in my craw, so i say this: he WILL do what it takes to survive. will YOU do what it takes to survive? (yes)
BREAKING: The first National Guard troops have hit the streets of D.C. I am reporting live from the National Mall where I just spotted some. They are getting yelled at in protest, with no crime in sight. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
hey DC, i'm so proud of you! if you got out and held a sign, if you booed, if you yelled, if you documented, or if you just crossed your fingers while peeking through the blinds. that IS the democracy the framers were talking about. "We the People" using our voices 😘
eyyyyyyyy! love this response youtube.com/shorts/k12E7...
worth watching. an admirable human. if i could do it all again, i'd do his job: youtube.com/shorts/OoHHS...
Homeland Security Investigations on 18th between L and M.
Jackass for the modern age
pardon my awkward way of phrasing this, but my heart is proud of you for being able to identify where your feelings are coming from & coping with them the best way you can. sometimes you can only do what you can do & i offer you radical acceptance and, if you accept, a pat on the back
i'd respond but i'm busy forcing myself to puke up everything i've ever eaten
They’re evil
oooh, a correction! 🤩
why do you hate freedom? (or something)
i'm disabled & sick & can't afford medical care for the thing that's rapidly slow-killing me, so i'm channeling my pain-induced delirium into the internets so my kids have something to read when they finally realize they miss me (sincerely, dystopia)
North Korea is preparing to deploy a massive military contingent to Russia — Ukraine’s spy chief Budanov The force will include around 6,000 soldiers and up to 100 pieces of military hardware.
DC Statehood is a voting rights issue. DC Statehood is a racial justice issue. DC Statehood is a gun safety issue. DC Statehood is a reproductive justice issue.
Morning Bluesky. The IDF is planning to call up 80,000-100,000 troops for an assault to seize Gaza City, Israeli media reports.
um, yes
re: PACER
ffs, someone with lots of money hire me as a systems designer so i can fix all the stupid shit mistakes i've had to suffer watching mediocre men make for fear of a woman with a keyboard SINCE 1990
proud of you 💖
Do you know the difference between misinformation and disinformation? Find out. 👇🏿
tyvm i am now appreciating my cranbogperson existence
as someone who might be able to pull it off, it's not the knowhow that's the problem. it's the literal years' worth of videos uploaded every day, and the storage & content moderation thereof. costs a lot of money to run the servers
should have i guess! 😜
agree. i was there a couple months ago & hung out with some local homeless people. had a good time, nothing worse happened than not being able to find a mailbox
you know, that old yarn about "invading the US & winning the hearts and minds of its people" was supposed to be a JOKE and it was supposed to be MAKING FUN OF GEORGE W. SHRUB it was not a USER MANUAL PETE
Growing up in DC in the 80s and 90s, I watched a whole generation lost to AIDS. I can’t overstate what a miracle this represents.
The blood of Gaza’s journalists is blood on the face of journalists everywhere. Targeting journalists is not just about silencing the present, it is about rewriting the narrative of the past, and monopolizing the future.
“My dearest Wilhelmina, I write to you from the front, where news is grim. The tyrant has issued a new executive order against ‘hoagies of mass destruction,’ and our sandwicheers find themselves low on supplies. Thankfully, the Arby Irregulars have commenced ambushes to lessen the pressure.”
a reminder that children ARE a marginalized group and vulnerable members of society. they are being disappeared in droves, the foster care system robs them of their agency, lawmakers are trying to make it so that 14 year olds are considered adults for marriage and consent laws....
*several towns over ;P
I checked the claim of the DOE report that sea level is rising at a lower rate than predicted by IPCC: it is false. For 2030, the IPCC AR6 predicts a best estimate 9-10 cm relative to 1995-2014 (Table 9.9). The satellite data show a rise of 74 mm until 2025. At this rate that will be 93 mm by 2030.
um, tf?
if i could pick a moment to go back and spend my life in, it would be the time my partner told me my hair shines like a geode when i stand in the sun (RIP 💔)
Press needs to stop repeating govt euphemism of “clearing homeless camps.” I’ve witnessed it in other cities: massive destruction of personal property. Not just bedrolls & tents; family photos, Bibles, meds. Times I’ve seen it people weren’t even given option to move their things.
iirc, climate change models had the atmospheric river over the west coast potentially becoming a permanent feature. at least until the seas boil off
He is potentially disappearing homeless people. That is actually very serious and if no one covers it now he’ll start in on other vulnerable groups. This is not a ‘distraction’ this is the start of the actual Nazism.
now that i'm old & feeble i need to think of a new tactic other than "bluster and look threatening until they back down" bc some little magat with a napoleon complex actually shook me a bit when i chased him away from harassing a spanish-speaking teenager
Buried in the regime's political takeover letter of the Smithsonian is the worst bit. Unlike exhibits, which are non-destructive towards primary materials, temporary in nature, and reversible, the foundational collections are irreplacable. They want to be able to throw stuff out.
You know what would actually reduce crime and homelessness? Universal healthcare, free education, affordable housing and a basic living wage. When people have their most basic needs met, they have happier and healthier lives. Those hoarding the wealth don’t want to give us those things.
A murmuration of starlings at Montrose Point
Make your art political. Make your art divisive. If people complain, make your art more political and divisive. Don't relent. The people destroying the world won't. Say what you have to say. Art is about screaming. People need to hear screaming, so they know it's okay for them to scream too.
apparently i've rattled around in isolation long enough that i've fought off despair 12 times & i'm back on the "why isn't who i am good enough to keep me safe?" spiral
We were within inches of a vaccine for several cancers, flu, the cold. Inches.