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Wesley’s presence anywhere is unpleasant
The simple truth of the matter is that if Harris had committed to obtaining peace in Gaza it is much more likely that she would have become president.
This is in fact one of the best things about Bluesky. You can very successfully ignore the griftosphere.
i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once
It's called style sweetie look it up
The fox needs access to the hen coop ASAP, to prevent disaster
a terrible accusation against a Pure Innocent
the least effort that has gone into anything ever
some day every line of One Week by Barenaked Ladies will be a flavour of Lays
Mrs R: "There was a woman on the ward today who didn't want to take paracetamol. We've had to explain that we're not giving it to her because she's got a fever and we want her to feel better, but because she's got a fever and if we don't get her temperature down then her baby is going to die."
"Your position on this affects my vote" isn't something you can say to someone you're never going to vote for.
@kamalaharris.com you were the vice president at the time
what's missing from this story is that it turned out that no one was eating swans. he made it up.
it really is fascinating what people decide words mean
Remember @andrewmale.bsky.social explaining the star system they used at Mojo. * Awful for everyone ** Disappointing for fans *** Fans will like it **** Non fans will like this one ***** Career-best work, remarkable Most things will therefore get three stars in a sane world.
Oh no I stayed up late enough to start seeing posts about Keir Starmer
and in the case of Labour they have *actual medical doctors* as MPs. You can do a two minute explainer on why the paracetamol thing is obviously bollocks and how we know this, and probably look quite good in the process.
There have been many such points but the paracetamol one seems to be a really big "okay but this is obviously bollocks" moment.
"I spent a summer as a cashier at Canadian Tire, which made me working class"
Latest on Keir Starmer's "progressive fightback" 👇
Nigel Farage having to name his three favourite The Tragically Hip songs on air.
The worst possible way to get people to integrate with a society is to insist that they do so or else. The UK is actually pretty excellent at providing pull factors for integration, and if they don't work on someone they *definitely* work on their kids.
"ok, but the Labour Government-" put Wes Streeting in charge of the National Health Service. And is actively resisting multiple areas where it could be effective in favour of protecting factional interests.
While I'll never stop wanting a government that actually doing good for people, there are points where it would be a relief to have a government that just aren't actively causing people harm.
Don't let people who are this ambiguous about facts be in charge of anything.
I think the most repulsive thing Mediaite did here was use an image of when Kimmel was emotional over the LA fires that claimed homes and lives, which Trump mocked.
An Update: I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly. (I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
It pales in comparison to my solution: an oubliette.
It's a line from Happy Gilmore youtube.com/shorts/LyATg...
they really are all more afraid of communism than fascism and i swear that's why they're all afraid of trans people too
Hey, stop using bigoted slurs when you don't know what they mean.
and it all looked so *cheap*
I never watched the show and this trailer is just baffling. What's the story supposed to be? A man in armour and his puppet have lunch with Sigourney Weaver? What am I meant to feel apart from mild jealousy?
'tis the season. 'twill always be the season
They never explain how Father Christmas exists while Jesus is still alive.
I once saw a parent check out like ten of them for her kid while refusing to get them The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe because it had "Witch" in the title.
condolences
the full books or the Tribulation Force kids ones? (I was a children's librarian in North Carolina in the 2000s, I Saw Some Shit)
Everyone, Chuck woke up from his nap, and he's going to- -wait, I'm being told he's going back for another nap.
Tony's paying for Like A Prayer
If you lot can’t handle striped trousers how are you going to deal with me in my 1590 Dice Man outfit 🙄
For those keeping score the liberals are now using "lol, Trump has autism" as a shitty burn.
Get fucked, you transphobic piece of shit.
They should have the Politico office set up like a zoo and people can go walk around and look at the reporters in their little habitats.
Live your life in such a way that you never have to end an interview with "if we go light on the Kissinger part, I wouldn't complain"
Is Paul Kantner there, Isaac? IS PAUL KANTNER THERE?
The fool! Starship are a legally distinct band from Jefferson Starship!
This is absolutely true. If the NYT covered this the way they covered trans care, you all would finally understand what dangerous shit their trans care coverage has been.
Hot dog outfits for all.
Heidi Klum: can't believe I got stuck up a mountain with my ex, but as long as as there isn't a blizzard we're fine. *torch suddenly dies* oh fuck... Seal (eyes enormous): 🎵 did you know... 🎵?
Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent
Oh shit, we do? I thought he was a stand up guy!
Met a pretty mama in the state of michigan Til I got high and I called her a bitch again
See the crowd, got the girls all dancing Harbour in Ann Arbor all the way to Lansing
Probably why it's asking if I want to translate your post from English to English.
*incredulous* Are you writing in WELSH?
The most powerful Dropout energy you ever saw from a guy not on Dropout.
Worked out that he shouldn't be on Twitter LONG before the rest of us.
Joe Manchin singlehandedly blew up Biden's welfare agenda and caused child poverty to ~double. Andrew Cuomo literally conspired with Republicans to give them control of the state Senate
for all the flapping about Uncommitted during the primary it has always been the Blue Dog centrist types who are most disloyal to the party
THE HATE U GIVE is one of the most-challenged books in the current wave in the US. Better believe this is not some white UK parent's sole idea but the US-funded tip of the wedge.
Luton. (because it's glutinous)
today i am challenging democratic politicians, for the rest of the week, to pick one (1) horrifying thing republicans are doing and pretend its as bad as jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended id suggest tom homan taking bribes, but theres a few things to pick from if they want
1) don't accept the attack lines of your enemies, idiots 2) even if this were hypocritical *they don't care that they're hypocritical*
I absolutely fucking despise that smug Facebook shit like this is being laundered as pundit commentary.
It's not just that there's no evidence that it doesn’t correlate. It's that there is good evidence that it doesn't. This is not just an answerable question but an answered question.
It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity
This would carry more weight if you hadn't spent the last year cheerleading for the Cass Report
Trying to avoid getting raptured? For God's sake don't click on this link youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...
in 2016 during his election campaign he was asked about us using women's toilets and he basically said the fuss over it was stupid. he even went so far as to say segregating us would amount to discrimination. don't worry tho @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is a 'centrist' and labour are grown-ups.
Not so long ago the Conservative Party would have seized upon the notion of deporting Ukrainians and Hong Kongers and extracted a heavy political price for it. Instead the position yesterday from CCHQ was that Farage is "once again copying Conservative ideas."
You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.
Incredible
It's a "shit in the river" problem, not a "mobs in the streets" problem.
Now that's a campaign video. 👇🏽
It just straightforwardly *insane* how much political chatter in the United Kingdom is about the next general election, an event that is a long way in the future, and how basically none of it is about 'uh, this policy agenda doesn't look adequate to the scale of the inherited problem'.
Believe trans people when we tell you the 'science' behind the Cass Report is as solid as the 'science' behind paracetamol causing autism.
A sensible calm dispassionate debate about how trans people are deviants who don't deserve rights.
It is vitally important that we remember these people are wimps.
My man David Byrne released a new album this month
There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.
Cool Shirtman was bumped from the show. Chris Del Chris unavailable for comment.
I knew this was directed by an Australian called George Miller and for the longest time thought this was the one who made Mad Max. Which is silly. THAT George Miller directed Happy Feet.
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You are making your comments on the Internet where people can see them.
They were absolutely desperate for him to apologise and he didn’t. Fantastic.
No, really, everyone here feels a bit bad for you.
why the two dogs are looking in different directions
I like to think that in a way we're all Dad's freaks.
oh shit, Autism's touring?
LIKE SLAVERY I always think I'm fresh out of "wow"s for this shit but, spectacular
But again you don't know any of this because you read the term on Facebook and your single braincell went "I get to be a bigoted cunt too!"
And let's just add to this: Ivana Trump was a lawful permanent resident married to a US citizen. Her children were *fuck all* to do with her being allowed to stay in the country.
And you don't know what either of those terms actually means, do you?
They don't have citizenship through jus soli, dickhead. They have it through jus sanguinus.
That means their US citizenship comes from their father. How are you not getting this?
Their father is a US citizen, you stupid cunt.