I'd take doner meat from the Turks at this point.
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I'd take doner meat from the Turks at this point.
Saturday tea time international break pub chatter kills me. Someone just shouted "ANDRE BANANA IS GONE". Someone else (naturally, in this modern era of faux outrage) said that was a bit racist. His reply was nonsense, hilarious and bull shit all in one reply. "David De Gay ain't gay, so what?" 😂🤣
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Trabzonspor.
Onana out the door to Tranzonspor?! Hashtag sex wee.
You people need to try harder.
America elected a compromised Russian asset. TWICE! That asset is now systematically destroying America ON EVERY LEVEL because his handlers are telling him to. And nobody is doing a mother fucking thing about it. Goodbye, America. It was nice knowing you.
Why? What's Putin up to?
Jesus that just floored me. 😂🤣
Good morning from a sunny Costa Del Manc!
Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather are fighting? Jesus wept.
Not dark enough!
Mate, fuck Israel.
He's needed in Gaza...
The City win, yes. Catching Pep off guard by playing no recognised striker and packing the midfield did make me smile. But everything else? Hell no.
And fucked our squad up for years. Your 2 trophies worth it???
Rest in Porio.
Erik ten Hag is a charlatan. Bayer Leverkusen saw this after a few weeks. Manchester United took 2 and a half years to notice how fucking awful he was at building a squad and thus set us back many years in terms of squad quality. He deserves a slap for spending so much money on bang average players.
Jesus. I actually agree with John Aldridge.
This is why I would never make it in F1. A podium would result in a week in Ibiza followed by a sick note for Monza.
Should be just enough to buy a dozen eggs.
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This flag was flown aboard Blackbeard's ship Queen Anne's Revenge.
For example; this is Edward Teach' flag. He wasn't as prolific as some would have you believe. Blackbeard was only famous because the Carolina Governer who killed him made a big deal out of it.
This is the traditional Pirate flag. But it was one of many. All ships had their own. THIS particular one was created by 'Calico Jack'John Rackham circa 1719, for his ship The Ranger, which he inherited from Charles Vane.
Jesus. I was having a good day until this landed on my doormat. Now I feel as though the Grim Reaper is sharpening his scythe round the corner...
When people call me weird as a result of my diagnosed autism, I simply tell them I know nore than them about piracy trends in 18th century Nassau.
One or more of the boilers was on fire even before leaving Cherbourg. Huge coal fires were raging uncontrolled which weakened the patched damage already there.
The Olympis captain was the same captain who went down with Titanic. Steel plates were riveted over the damage and were supposed to have buckled in the Atlantic. The captain steered the ship onto an iceberg in the hope of keeping it afloat until California turned up. But it didn't.
There has long been an insurance fraud theory. Olympic crashed into a Royal Navy ship in September 1911 and insurers wrote it off as the damage was too severe. So they switched the 2 ships' identities and planned to scuttle 'Titanic'. But the support ship got lost (The California) and people died.
All surviving White Star employees were herded into a warehouse and kept there for a LONG time by White Star executives and banned from speaking to anyone, especially the press. The damage Titanic sustained is oddly similar to the damage sustained by Olympic the year before when it crashed.
These are all checkable facts: Just before leaving Southampton, boiler room workers disembarked en masse in the middle of a labour crisis. Why? JP Morgan, who founded the US Federal Reserve, didn't get on the ship despite being booked on it. Why?
Not for a second am I saying there's anything in this. I just find it interesting. For what it's worth, I've always had my suspicions about the sinking. Some things simply don't add up.
Here's my conspiracy theory for the day. In 1912, Titanic sank with an odd loss of lives. Several high-ranking American financiers died on that ship and they vigorously opposed the introduction of a US Central Banking System (The Federal Reserve). A year later, the US Federal Reserve was born.
I didn't see the need for him. Obi is due for his breakout this season.
Yeah I see your point with Sesko. But yeah, I would have kept Hojlund for one more season. He was bound to get more chances with Cunha/Mbeumo alongside him instead of the greedy, selfish Garnacho. At this stage I see no point in Sesko, regardless of who wanted him at some point.
Something weird about this Venezuelan boat that got vapourised by the US Navy or whoever it was. Why is it being publicised to the degree that it is? How did they know what was aboard? Why didn't they just stop it like they do every other time instead of wiping it out?
In fairness it's quite a big "one". Instead of buying 3 forward players perhaps buy 2, leaving time and cash to bring in a midfielder. Our midfield is a shambles. Massive disconnect between defence and attack with and without the ball.
Wasn't he dead last week?
Grimsby fielded an ineligible player against us. We have 5 days to appeal the punishment of a fine. If we do, I'll be seriously fucking disappointed. Just because a player forgot to go to Barrow on loan or whatever the reason is, doesn't hide the fact that they outplayed us and deserve the win.
This made me chuckle. The lad's got more cheek than a fat arse.
A simple sign has led to a 67% reduction in nuisance callers over a 6 month period.
Drug-related deaths in Scotland are the highest in Europe. Why is that? Is it really that bleak living up there? I've been there many times over the years and I've thoroughly enjoyed the place. Friendly (for the most part), staggering scenery and if you avoid certain places it's reasonably priced.
So Rudy Giuliani takes a few pimp slaps for haggling with a prostitute, pretends he was in a car crash and he's awarded the highest civilian honour America can offer? That country is fucking broken.
Either way, athletes are getting the shits...
And that's the window closed. Am I pleased with our business? I believe the purchases could have done with a bit more balance. 3 forwards and not a midfielder? Glad we got a keeper.
Oh feck! 🤣
Ok! We'll see. I'm going to bookmark this conversation! 🤣
What do you think happened at Chelsea? There must be issues if a team pays millions to NOT sign a player!
You will mind once Sancho starts with his nonsense. Seriously mate: He's a dressing room cancer.
Ah. That will explain it!
Kolo Muani to Spurs is a blindside. Thomas Frank must have evidence of Daniel Levy on Epstein Island to get him to spend this much cash in one window.
Could we sign 2 keepers if Onana fucks off? I'm happy with the Belgian lad. I like his noise. Watch vids of him and he's always shouting at someone. I like that in a keeper. Organisation. Leadership.
We made the right choice! Good luck with Sancho! 🤣😂
Missing out on Antony to Betis was the final straw. Ten Hag was pushing to spunk all the Wirtz money on him.
Jesus Christ. This has just been brought to my attention and it's disgusting. These are supposed to be the same. One is the £130 shirt the players wear. The other is the £85 cheaper replica version... THEY'RE NOT THE SAME!!! Look at the collars. Fucking disgraceful.
Imagine panicking to such an extent on deadline day, you bring in Jadon Sancho. He'll be benched by October and the loan will be terminated by January.
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Oscar is ridiculously consistent. This Lando DNF could have decided the title.
"I was a bit down when I got home and the Mrs noticed. So she put a tit in my mouth and wanked me off." Paul Smith is absolute quality. 🤣😂🤣😂
Quality. 🤣
We won't get both. I don't understand the hold-up with the Belgian lad. Perhaps the appeal of the Prem proven Martinez is complicating things.
We've agreed terms with the Belgian lad too.
Yet another disappointing performance by Lewis Hamilton. He must feel ridiculous dressed like that at his age.
Lammens is about 20 mil. I need an explanation as to how that deal hasn't been done and Villa could poach him.
Jesus. Just sign the Belgian lad. Martinez is better than what we have but he's old and fucking mental.
Wow. Lando just casually strolling around the outside of Max at turn 1.
youtu.be/yvnzgvtSwdk?... The nerd in me just exploded. What a superb video.
I adored Jacques Villeneuve when he was at Williams. What a racer. Nowadays I just want to punch him. Grumpy little dwarf. He says things for the sake of controversy. JUST SHUSH...
I'd completely forgotten about him! 🤣
All this noise around Kobbie Mainoo wanting to leave. Who can blame him? He's a very talented player and it's a World Cup year.
I'd fuck off to Italy for a bit of peace and quiet if I were married to that ratbag Mrs of his...
WE ARE STAYING UP I SAID WE ARE STAYING UP *clap clap clap clap*
Above City in the League.
I'd personally never have Mourinho back.
Captain Bellend.
If I were United, I'd sell my fucking grandmother if it meant securing Donnarumma.
Get in. Somehow.
Everton will be a huge surprise this season.
The energy deployment was particularly impressive.
Regardless of the state our club is in, I always get little butterflies before a game. They will have turned into fucking vultures by halftime...
Bang goes the Nepotism Express.
Leipzig having an insane clearout this summer.
He looks like a bawbag.
Why is Sesko on the bench again?
"Definition of madness. Keep on doing the same thing over and over again and get the same results." Wise words from the philosophical powerhouse that is Paul Merson.
Is it safe to say Adrian Newey has had a tinker with the Aston Martin?
Depends on the payment structure and length of contract mate. A PSR loophole if you like. We've used it. If you spread the cost of the players over several years, only the instalment you paid counts towards PSR.
"It looked like it was a breaking point for him."
Rooney on Amorim's Grimsby post-match comments. "If your manager comes out with them words, there's something broken."
His win % is just appalling.
I don't think now is a bad time to discuss it mate. His tenure has been an absolute catastrophe. The disconnect between him and the players is plain to see and it is alarming to see.
I'm merely suggesting him as a candidate. I'd personally snatch the lad from Palace if a deal can be done.
He's well out of his depth mate. It's ok to disagree you know! 🤣
That's not a reason to totally dismiss him as a prospective candidate. Even interim (as I doubt quality replacements will be available now) with Keane as his assistant.
But I said more than that, didn't I? Attractive, effective football and very good man-management skills are equally if not more important. The United through and through comment you placed all your emphasis on is just a bonus.
I don't believe that to be the case. He was offered quite a few jobs after United but wanted to stay away from footy. Regardless, we played good football under Ole (finished 2nd!), he's United through and through, his man management skills are very good. I just think he deserves and 2nd chance mate.
Mourinho is unemployed again. I honestly don't know why clubs employ him anymore. But someone will, and I'd stick a few quid on Forest.
But Ole failed for reasons that are no longer at the club. I fancy him with a decent football structure behind him. Wilcox is a revelation by the way. They'd work well together.
This has gone very wrong for Amorim and I can see him gone soon. Yes, it's a shame but I think when it comes it will be the right decision. His refusal to adapt tactics is my beef with him. That Europa final was there for the taking and our performance crushed me. Grimsby showed how broken it is.