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It looks chilly, but what would I know about that?
Comment me décris-je? Réparé, mais pas vendable. 🏳️🌈 Party weirdo. 🏳️🌈
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It looks chilly, but what would I know about that?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
“The scent of his cappuccino was carried on the winds of Milano” is a lyric I hear in my head quite often.
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Poetry fitfluencer: viable career choice?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
British slang is when they're all like, "ELLO GUV'NAH, FANCY A SPOT 'O TEA."
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
It's gray.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Right down to the red hair and clown nose.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
How I'd Like to Spend the Morning: A Story of Impossible Dreams. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Antifa were mean to me, ergo terrorists.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Hence, unbridled enthusiasm for genAI products: granting a a veneer of accomplishment, without the substance.
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The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
When I got to the point where I could use the French-to-French dictionary to look up unfamiliar words, I almost fully lost the ability to translate French to English.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Sittin' on the 4-5-6, bouncin' them moobies like what.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this super-abridged, "birds and bees" speech for the overscheduled parent?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it's time for a Sacred Harp sing-a-thon AT the Eagle.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Song's right on up there as well, IMHO.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
That quote then goes straight into the prosperity gospel, but pay that no mind.😜
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
It's individual and collective, eg. " For I go around doing nothing but persuading both young and old among you not to care for your body or your wealth in preference to or as strongly as for the best possible state of your soul [...].
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
My read so far (still not done and I think I last read this at a point in high school when I only retained information long enough to pass the next exam) is that there's a higher purpose behind "wisdom" as Socrates is describing it.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe billionaires should stop getting all their news from the, "I'm Not Evil, I'm Just Misunderstood" group chat.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
And you know that it's somehow going to be the gays' fault when Tina Jesuslover realizes they've been passed over.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
What sucks is that if you really read the Bible close, either pretty much all of those people will be stuck here and it's the random random nice-but-generally-anonymous people who will be whoosdisappeared.
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"But, gentlemen of the jury, the good craftsmen seemed to me to have the same fault as the poets: each of them, because of his success at his craft, thought himself very wise in other most important pursuits, [...]"
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the picking away at experts is aimed at reminding the reader that knowing about A Thing isn't evidence of broader wisdom or virtue: it's just evidence of knowing about That Thing.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Make sure those underpants are properly blessed though, can't be appearing commando before The Lordt Gawd.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
There's a cat in that pile of fur, I swear. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats #CatPhotos
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
When they manage to create dehydrated rum, a new golden era of British naval dominance shall begin… in space!
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
May this be a kittenphoto to you in dark times. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I can't say I'm surprised that a straight dude would confused by the level of demand for womens' hair and beauty services.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
The Trad-Cath Bible is, "What'd the Pope say? No, not the current Pope, the Pope I liked."
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
It's called a, "workman's lien," look it up. Just don't believe what the law books say about it, those stuffy lawyers don't know sh*t.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
In the style of a slam poet.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I know what I'm having for dinner on Tuesday.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
But don't apply any heat whatsoever: that would ruin *everything*!
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
"Christian" gatherings are so charmingly eccentric.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
People have been doing this since at least last 2001 if not before.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how Dwight Moody would feel about his entire vision for spreading the Word being coopted by neo-trad Catholics.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Mr. Otto was not interested in hearing about how I ran 19 miles today. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #CatPhotos #SleepyCats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Going by the current cycle (high waists and balloon pants), we'll be hitting a full-on grunge revival between now and next summer.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Look in a mirror, not at a scale; muscle is more dense than fat.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I lofe #softcatsunday, especially after a stupidly long run. #Ottotimes #SCS #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Endless chatter is, for me, a powerful soporific; much prefer written analysis.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
The Netherlands just jumped waayyyyy up on the list of places where I'll seek political asylum if things keep on their current track much longer.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I mean, Tom Homan *is* a charity case...
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Hitting the perfect consistency when serving ice cream is truly an art.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Morning with Les Boys and the camera can't decide who to love more. #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats #Ottotimes #Albrechttimes
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Mmmm, Portishead.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Not possible. Have you seen how slowly they walk?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
#Deathgoals
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
The best part of a long walk? Getting home. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats #CatPhotos
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Dear rapacious bun-buns: you are welcome to have a go at the aconite (wolfsbane). I know: not native, but also not susceptible to rabbitish depredation. #Gardening #Jardinage
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Mr. Otto shares Mr. Albrecht’s skepticism. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Mr. Albrecht is not interested in hearing about your essential oils business. #Albrechttimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats #BlackCats #Voidkitties
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I'm coming to think that Otto needs his portrait painted in the manner of a Dutch master. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶Hey, Sleepy Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?🎶
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
It's because Americans are so much better at protecting the purity of our precious bodily fluids.
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The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean...
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Trying to re-set my mood for the weekend. Unsuccessfully so far, but I think the soundtrack is going to have legs.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Nov. 4 is the midterm exam.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Goodbye, week, you will not be missed.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s candy if you convince yourself you’re a rabbit before diving in.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I would very much appreciate if people in my little professional bubble would stop rolling up with huge issues after 5pm every Friday. #lawyerproblems
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d probably throw something like Rawls, “Justice as Fairness” in there for the sake of completeness.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I wonder what the “Conservative Caucus” position on the Ten Commandments might be?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Mince pie, “best before” I’ve even bought Halloween candy? THAT IS A PARTY FOUL.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
No, not yet on account of no hearing aids, but I now have a new "must do" item that I can save for when my hearing goes to pot.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
And, to clarify, that's not meant as a general "you," that's you in particular. (although it's also generally true for a general "you.")
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't need to be nude to be smokin' hot.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof, I started hearing similar sentiment re: the FN in France way back, and oof (or, in those cases, "ouf"). It is, though, nice to know exactly who can come off of the holiday card list.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I really do enjoy shouldertimes with Mr. Otto. Even if they come at a price. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats #CatPhotos CW: Extreme gore (ie, minor cat scratches).
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Man but I should not have left Sydney.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Am up, am not hot.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I love sitting outside and listening to the early morning chorus progress from thrushes to cardinals to cars with fartcan mufflers.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
How I sleep, being a nobody online (and IRL).
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
I wonder what percentage of US folk would support our own Zucman tax?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Morning cat. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Sic transit gloria piscis.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but the spider who tries to make the same web across my back door every night really needs to take the hint. There's plenty of more commodious real estate around this house!
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Alors donc promis, cette fois je tiendrai à mon régime.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, yes, but not like this.
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Shakespeare's angry ghost, observing the United States; November 5, 2024.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
ALL YOUR AMENDMENTS ARE BELONG TO US.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Apologies, been skipping doses to save a few extra dollars this month. I promise I'll be better!
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Here I thought I had left Bacchanalia in the past, along with my youth and motivation.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
There are also no small number who share varying degrees of agreeing with what's happening, or thinking they're smart enough to stay out of the crosshairs.
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Still.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
They ask mw where the hell I’m going at a thousand feet per second. Hell if I know!
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
The First Amendment is perfect, it’s God’s own law! … except for when people I agree with run the country.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
If you need me, I will be inside my bubble.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks OK to me? Shoulders seem to fall in the right places, sleeves aren’t weird?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just pissed that things are so terrible right now that I’m being forced to nod in agreement as read stuff written by all of the worst people. IT’S NOT A GOOD FEELING.
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Calm blue [lake], calm blue [lake], …
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! “No Deal” Gove?!?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
Wait, so is Michael Gove implying that Brexit was WWI…?
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
We all need this now. #Ottotimes #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #SkyCats #Cats
The Badness (@thebadness.bsky.social)
We're living through the dumbest iteration of the Great Awakening that anybody could possibly imagine.