The World's Greatest Adventurer
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Answer customer service calls! And emails! And voicemails! And comments on social media posts! Please allow me to fix an order, it's SO SIMPLE, just one line in the address column is wrong. It won't take long. Hell, I'LL PAY $10 FOR YOU TO RETURN MY CALLS. A week is enough time to return a call!
One million percent. Sally is as real as it gets. I'm more of a cook than a baker by a mile, but these recipes make me look decent!! She's on par or better than Test Kitchen, in this guy's opinion.
Yo dawg, I will 100% buy this...once customer service calls me back.
And I'd love to order more! Unfortunately, my order has the wrong address. I've been trying to contact you daily to correct this via email, phone call, voicemail, social media posts, and I threw a pigeon really hard with a note taped to it. Expect that soon, but please get back to me. Call me.
If I could convince the world of only one thing, it'd be to just be fucking nice. If I could choose two things, I'd tell people to stop streaming music. I don't care about the commercials, or how the artists get paid. There is no sound like an FM radio playing quietly in the next room over.
I genuinely disliked QTV, and even moreso in retrospect, knowing how great she is at...well, everything. In QTV she was "Boobs with Glasses." She wasn't even all that funny!! All of that aside, this is brilliant. This version of Harley is out of place everywhere because she's bonkers. So it works!
Can your customer service person call me? Or respond to my voicemails? Or my emails? Or Threads? Or Bluesky? Or Instagram? Anything at all? Can you please hire a customer service representative?
Trying to find a coffeeshop near @archiecomics.bsky.social HQ to deliver coffee to with my name and number so customer service calls me back. Anybody know a coffeeshop that delivers in Pelham NY? Emails, phonecalls, voicemails, FB messenger, Threads, Bluesky, Instagram DMs, no luck so far. Unreal.
She's old, she's fat, and she is absolutely perfect.
What on earth am I looking at? Is this some sort of cool sex thing I'm too old to understand?
Can you answer your customer service line? Or email? Or voicemail? Or Threads? Or Bluesky? Or Facebook messenger? I want to fix an error in the shipping address. If you need a customer service rep, I am willing to take the job & answer my own calls, which is the most promising lead I have so far.
Please respond to my customer service calls, voicemails, emails, or at least respond to me on socials. HOW DO YOU GET CUSTOMER SERVICE TO RESPOND? Don't put up a phone number for customer care if you don't care to answer customer calls.
I wonder if Darby All in knows that we also like him for his personality. He doesn't have to do all that stuff to impress us. #aewdynamite
Ethically, I am more comfortable fighting Shibata. I would lose to both regardless, but you get what I mean.
I feel like fighting Shibata is probably like fighting a horse. #aewdynamite
Kenny/Hangman together is the most amount of masculinity with the least amount of toxicity. #aewdynamite
Brody King, the scariest looking monster in any company, is clearly being set up AND treated like the biggest babyface in history. And, like, yeah. I agree with that choice. #aewdynamite
I love that Brodido has a refined entrance with a handshake and everything. I also love that we're like "Yup, Zorro and Jason Vorhees, like peanut butter and jelly." And nobody's going to say anything because sometimes it's just nice to like things. #aewdynamite
I love Harley Cameron. She's gotten more laughs out of me than anybody on the roster by a mile. But I'm guilty of completely forgetting how great she is in the ring. She sells somewhere between Loony Tunes and completely believable. Also, hot damn, this match! #aewdynamite
The Cope/Christian vs FTR story is super fucking dumb, but also endlessly entertaining. This is "sports entertainment" in the bestworst way possible. I could pretend I hate it, but come on. It's the kind of dumb that kicks ass sometimes. #aewdynanite
What the fuck is this?! The bag is ALWAYS PAPER. What are we doing?!
Can someone please respond to one or more of my customer service calls, emails, voicemails, or social media replies? There is an issue with one of my orders that I would like to resolve.
Voicemail box is full.
Nice! Unrelated, your customer service voicemail box is full, so I can't leave a third voicemail. I've sent two emails and will be sending a third today. Nobody answers the phone, email, or voicemail. I love the comics (which is why I subscribed), but gosh, I wish you had customer support!
The only person who walks away smelling like roses in the interview is everybody who isn't Jake Hager.
I don't have strong feelings on him at all. I watched the full interview. This is a man without coping skills. When asked how he dealt with emotional times, he pointed to his scotch. It gave sad divorced dad vibes. He cannot fathom that the common denominator in all of his problems is him.
"Anything but wrestling" where wrestlers are asked questions about, well, anything (aside from wrestling, if that wasn't clear). I don't have the connections or funds, but something short form (30min) for just getting the personality and quirks would be a riot. Just tell everyone it was my idea.
Hey! Subscriber here! Could you please direct someone from customer service to return my calls and emails? I've now left two voicemails, an email, a followup to the email, and now a social media post. Love the comic, not impressed by the service!
I don't know. He sounded bitter, but it also sounds like life hasn't been easy for him. He talks about how brilliant the hat thing was, but I disagree. It was funny for a week, and it didn't have the legs he thought it would. Overall, his retirement might be a positive, if that's what he wants.
Man, you've given us a lot. You work incredibly hard and you're a dad. My friend, rest, heal, relax. We'll still remember you and love you and SCREAM when you're back, but your fans want you well, too. Not before then. All the best.
Always good, but this one is even gooder than usual.
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This one was excellent. Thanks man, cools my anxiety on Monday mornings!
Introducing my son to the Magic School Bus. Holy shit, I forgot how HARD this show over-delivers. Remember who voiced Ms. Frizzle? Remember who sang that BANGER theme? No joke, this show is even better than I remember it, and I remember it as perfect.
You're very kind, but unless you like pro wrestling, my posts will grow old VERY quickly, but I am always happy to make a new friend!
The white cat is blind and has a best friend, a black cat, who is always by its side to guide it.
can't believe they removed the white man from the old logo and added a trans immigrant hiding just behind the new logo
Groceries are up, elderly are losing healthcare, but at least a dildo in a suit can make his office look like a cheap brothel.
AEW: Episode I: the Phantom Menace - Super Bombad Racing
This isn't meant as tribalism, because even though I'm not currently watching it, I'd watched it since we'll before a lost of posters were alive. I have amazing nostalgia for WWE. AEW does tournaments one bazillion times better than WWE.
Bandido needs the belt. The big one. He has earned everything. Let Hangman have a good ol' run. Give us a strong heel champ, maybe a big man, and then let Bandido be the folk hero. He's so likable, in interviews he seems like a good dude, in the ring he lacks limits. #aewdynamite #aew #wrestlesky
Heel Brody: Woof, woof, RAAAAH IM GONNA KILL YOU Face Brody: Woof, woof, RAAAAH IM GONNA KILL YOU (holds hands with Bandido) #aewdynamite
Love how nicely Bandido and Brody's theme songs fit together like PB&J. But even on his own, Bandido has always been presented like a folk hero. Like, I don't know if you could get a crowd to boo him. #aewdynamite
Also, I just want to get ahead of this: No, fuck YOU, it's still Luchasaurus. #aewdynamite
Aw man! The dinosaur man is back!! Oh my goodness, I'm so happy Luchasaurus is back. #aewdynamite
100% agree. He'll get a few fun spots. I guess I'm just an old man realizing he's an old man. I still cheer for him like I did when I was 16...but now my knees are shot, too. I'm not hating, just aging. Great memories of him on bootleg dvds back when.
Oye, guys. I'd heard that Tanahashi's best matches were behind him...but gosh, guys, he's slowed down a bit. Still love him, but I'm not sure I need him in the ring anymore. Osprey being Daffy Duck is actually kinda great, though. Stellar run-in. #aewdynamite
Ok, the "sausage rolls" chant was just magic. Scotland, we love you already. Keep it coming, you beautiful people. #aewdynamite
Hangman on a bus. Cowboy shit. #aewdynamite
Can someone depants Stephen Miller already?
The visual data I'm finding is shocking.
Watching all the beautiful Scots getting ready for Dynamite/Forbidden Door. Guys, blow the fucking roof off. #aew #aewdynamite
Anybody from Chicagoland remember the Q101 parody of Filter, "Hey Man, Nice Shirt" that probably ran in 95/96 to hawk t-shirts? That was pretty good.
I feel like too many wrestling fans don't support their local indies. If they had, this would have been settled decades ago. More variety is only good.
The Ratio
Ace looks great. #aewcollision
We're going to need to talk about that Toni/Athena thing. That was very very good. #aewcollision
Anybody who uses AI to try to "recreate" Bobby the Brain Heenan goes to prison forever. The Brain could be disarmingly cute or unrelentingly brutal, but what he couldn't be is replicated.
If it's near wherever you're at, I 100% recommend hitting a live show. Live wrestling rules in general, but AEW has such a "we're here to have fun" feel. And the community is like, weirdly nice. Glad you are a part of it!
Good Guy System is great. Also, KC Navarro is coming back as a mega babyface. Also also, AJ Francis is far from perfect, I feel like he's also far from whatever he's being called on reddit. He's pretty great. #tnaimpact
Oh, completely agree. Not every week, of course, but damn if Collision didn't adapt nicely from Punk parade to FTRampage to just being a really great wrestling show. I don't want to sound shitty and say I'm surprised by how good it is now, but like many shows, it took a moment to find itself.
Honestly, AEW has an opportunity. HHH has been making only poor moves: - Sex criminal return - Show quality decline - HHH doing Trump's "health" program - ESPN PPVs - Kross - Truth - Shayna - Counter programming TK needs to keep horse blinders on. When he doesn't try to compete, he wins.
I 100% understand people calling Hitman out for his perpetual complaining. He's relentless, he's petty, and he clearly doesn't let anything go ever. But it's so goddamned funny. Unlike Bill Goldberg...
It's striking me that, as has been said a thousand times, competition is good. TNA is doing great (NXT crossover stuff hasn't thrilled me, but overall), and now that AEW got past whatever that bizarre Dynamite slump was, even Collision has become must-see.
As a Josh Alexander fan, I'm still not totally sure why he went to AEW. Obviously, I still love him. I hope he's happy and making a good living, but he just isn't getting the spotlight he has very much earned. #AEWDynamite
The Bucks really found a way to redeem their gimmick. I genuinely didn't like the EVP thing, so them going to the absolute bottom and getting dragged relentlessly is great. And the way they react to everything is excellent. #AEWDynamite
Starting #AEWDynamite late. Usually I hate mic showdowns, but these two really are a match made in heaven. This match is going to have some really satisfying punches. I do hope we get cutesy bullshit Hanger back eventually, but scary antihero Hanger is like...I get why men and women swoon. I get it.
Felt like severe head trauma from bell to bell. 10/10
Turns out those people who were like, "I need to own guns to protect this country in case the government tries to take over" actually were just compensating for their penises.
Viola Davis is likely one of the best actresses, full stop...but just for the sake of nostalgia, I'm going to say Davis is amazing...but TIED with the one and only CCH Pounder. I'm not ready to admit anybody is better than MY perfect, beautiful Amanda Waller, but I'm not blind. Viola Davis rules.
Yes, my son does have tantrums in restaurants...but the whoopie was SPECTACULAR.
I really dig him. Like, he's stellar (to me!)! But he'd slot back into TNA far better than AEW, but I do see him being able to get his hooks into an AEW audience. Wherever he lands, I hope it's what is best for him, he seems like a remarkably nice and grateful guy.
Max Caster's Survive Five Challenge is so funny because all you want is to watch him get his ass kicked, and then he does, and it feels great. It's the most get-what-you-wish-for tv. #aewcollision
It's easy to look at Ricochet's WWE time as sour grapes, but I really liked him there. That said, insufferable shithead Ricochet has been an excellent reinvention. Ricochet wasn't really a loss for WWE, they'd never get him right. AEW fits way better. #AEWCollision
Ok, so not quite a 1-2-3 Kid story, but like
FUCK HER UP, EMILY ROSE!! #AEWCollision
Fletcher really makes his opponents look great. Ishii is fun to watch anyway, but keeping the match at a pace that made him look like the living god he is made the ending feel meaningful. Honestly, I think he could be better w/o Callis. Make him more of an old school flamboyant heel. #aewcollision
I'm not sure why suddenly "buff dudes wearing nothing but holding something cleverly over their penises" is about 10% of my timeline, but if you're one of those big handsome boys, good on you! May all who seek penises find your glorious penis under than expensive looking towel.
It's Saturday Night and you know what that means! #AEWCollision airs TAPED! As soon as my son falls asleep! But just before that: a special No DQ pajamas match, where we'll see a three year old batter and adult and still only have one sleeve in the damned shirt. It all goes down TONIGHT!!
It's Darby, he'll skateboard away with only a cracked rib, a space station will fall on him, and he'll be on the View by Wednesday morning. It's fucked up, but the man is a crash test dummy (not the Canadian one-hit wonder group).
Love the new look, you old bitch.
I've now watched Young Bucks vs. Brodido three times. It might be a perfect 10. It's kinda got all of wrestling in one match, even the intros had me locked in. This might be a stealth contender for match of the year for me! #aewdynamite
Can't wait to watch the government try the War on Drugs again and lose because they don't understand addiction, or the impacts of criminalizing illness...or basic human compassion.
Delete all of my previous philosophical framework. Now I'm just Runnin'.
KC's return as a babyface is going to feel so damned good. He's just so likable, but also not convinced that gravity is real, which is great. #TNAimpact
Kaz is still such a fun heel to hate. I love him on commentary, he's got the confidence for it, but never quite has the words for what he's doing. Or trying to do. Doesn't matter, he's the best. #TNAimpact
Whoa, Scary Gia uh...was actually scary. I hope she's been training!! I'd love to see her in a match, I'd be screaming. #TNAimpact
Guys...Moose + Glasses = Hot? Interesting. #TNAImpact
"Get out of my office, and never come back! They call me...A MANIAC!" said my 3-year. "Oohh," I chuckled, hearing a new word, "who calls you that?" He goes quiet. "People...other people...LIKE THE OTHER BAD GUYS!!!" And then he jumped me. It's not easy to raising a bad guy.
Can somebody depants this dork?
Hey man, chefs gotta eat, too.
I've never been so drunk I've asked to restore confederate monuments, and I am a recovering alcoholic.
Late to the party, my kiddo didn't sleep well. I'm usually not a fan of the hodgepodge tag team unless it's like, one match to serve a story/bigger match. I especially don't like them getting the belts. This time, I'm screaming at my screen. Few things are better than being completely wrong.
Holy hell, congrats on being a part of that legacy! That's really cool. And you're among friends. I'm surprised at how many AEW fans were watching WCW with me back when!
1) What a strange pairing 2) Fuck it, I'm game. #aewdynamite
Sincerely, thank you! Just switched from Sling, so already the customer service is better, and that doesn't even seem to be your department!
Thanks, brother! I'm new to the platform, with AEW being the deciding factor. Not that it isn't worth the four extra bucks, but I'm a Midwest dad. You have no idea what a cheapass I am capable of being. I'm not MADE of money, you know. Shut the damned light off.
The love of a parent is so unmatched. I just hugged my very sick son so expertly I think he's starting to transfer his illness from him to me. Guys, I'm feel like I'm a day away from the "#1 Dad" mug nominated I so deserve.
BROKEN GLASS