TheBeefMortos
@thebeefmortos.bsky.social
Runner, manufacturer, writer (sometimes), teacher (also sometimes), wrestling watcher (all the times), gamer (when I have time) and believer that decency will make a comeback. Eventually. Maybe. Hopefully.
created November 10, 2024
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Kiley (@kileywrestling.bsky.social) reposted
This is very true. One criticism of AEW and some of y’all act like you were called to battle against the devil. Someone leaves AEW? Evil. Someone in AEW isn’t happy? Evil. A fan isn’t happy with AEW? Evil. Let’s slow it down and breathe yall.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I for one can't wait to be lectured about how 'celebrating someone's death is immoral' by all the people who've spent the last two decades dehumanizing all the 'others.'
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. You have my head spinning now.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
When it happens, his sycophants will just Weekend at Bernie's that shit anyway.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Ian and Caprice said during the trios match that Sammy was competing for a chance to win both and that both titles were vacated due to Dustin's injury. They said he isn't part of the trio titles lineage.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Alas, I must put the Daughter Mortos to bed. The #ROH championship matches will have to wait. This has been a GREAT show. Feels like the right mix of peaking young talent (Lee M) and new faces/acts learning from the legends/vets that don't have a logical spot in AEW right now (Lethal, Kingdom, etc)
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. I think working with Dustin, while not my favorite thing on tv, rounded out some of the rough and inconsistent edges Sammy had as a performer. He acted like a heel in that much, not just a guy who was booed. Five years ago he didn't have the maturity to play to the crowd like that.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
He has such a punchable face.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
And he'd be with Mercedes's boyfriend!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
To be fair, Sammy as the douchey mouthpiece to LFI would be fun. #roh
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I don't know what's happening to me. I feel weirdly disappointed it wasn't Jericho. Do I...want him back? Or do I just miss the simpler days of Le Sex Gods and Judas? #roh #aew
Chi-Guy Eric (@chitownenuff.bsky.social) reposted
Stingray will get his revenge #ROHDBD
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Paul Walter Hauser: great Mole Man, superb Stingray, better pro wrestler. #aew #roh
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Legit made me jump out of my seat.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
This match just made STP champs AND started the Sammy heel turn we all want and need in our lives. Kudos #ROH. Kudos.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
God. I can't reiterate enough how much I love @shane216taylor.bsky.social. Just an insane, fun talent. #aew #roh
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Twisted Metal is the greatest show currently on television. Everyone should watch it.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Also. A third thought: 3) We all knew AEW was doing C+C/FTR at All Out, but damn if the official graphic doesn't make me geek out. I had no idea how much of a C+C (great name by the way) stan I was until the reunion was official.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Excellent AEW Dynamite last night that left me with 2 thoughts: 1) Hook's arms look huge. I still think he has a ton of fun potential as a character AND appeals to my high school kids, so demographics matter I guess? 2) I want to understand Darby's physiology. Like, his body can't be human right?
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
He will also be treated super poorly in the 'E. He deserves to leave the industry calling the best wrestling that's out there.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Feels like they are setting up Takeshita to win the AEW Continental Classic and take down Okada...so him losing now with the 'he's worn down from the G1' excuse would be fun. I'd be sad to see Takeshita's and Fletcher's bromance end though.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't think of a Kenny/Hangman one off. I will take that too. Not sure how they get there. Takeshita/Okada might just blow my mind.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Jesus. AEW knows how to please we sickos.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Imagine if 'leaders' in this country spent as much time being mad about school shootings as they did about Cracker Barrel's logo. Avoidable Tragedy, a uniquely American tale.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
How about Takeshita????
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha. Listening to your podcast on the way to work this morning actually prompted my question. I think Okada/Hangman needs a bigger runway than a few weeks. That's All In worthy to me if Will isn't healthy by then.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
This would also be a nice backdoor way of getting Sammy back involved with the Callis family where he belongs (he's such a good unlikable prick) AND setting up Jericho's swan song to be emphatically putting Sammy over. Whether it works or not, that should be the endgame.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. That just doesn't feel like a main event to me...despite loving everyone involved. Also not sure Big Lash will just let Ricochet in a title match without murdering him first.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't disagree. I'm banking on Jericho's ability to reinvent himself and make himself interesting. I do think AEW having a ppv where we 100% KNOW Hangman is going to triumph isn't a terrible thing. I'm okay with Jericho leaving at the end of the year but feel he deserves a proper sendoff.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot about that!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Who do we have as Hangman's All Out opponent? I want to see MJF arrogantly put his contract on the line at All Out against Briscoe, Briscoe win that match and cash in at the October PPV (selfishly...because I'll be there). But I can't figure out what AEW does for Hanger at All Out. Jericho?
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I'm also curious to see how AEW restacks the deck with Swerve and Ospreay out. I think the men's division is fine as is and the extra time should be dedicated to more womens' stories (and tag titles!). Give Hayter, Stat, and Willow time to establish themselves as 'main characters.'
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I haven't posted in a few weeks. I've been lurking in the shadows. I enjoyed AEW Forbidden Door and can't wait for tonight's Dynamite. Fantasy booking Danny Garcia to join the Death Riders and become the protege Yuta always wanted to be. DG/Yuta beginning a lifelong feud would be delightful.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a GREAT idea.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
That's freaking rad!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
As a proud parent of two sheepadoodles who are aggressively chasing each other around the back yard right now, this is beyond accurate.
UNCAИИY (they/them) (@ad1nf1n1tum.bsky.social) reposted
all of the money #AEW🤼
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Seconded. This is the way.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Also. Let's not skip over that we get the long awaited return of Cope/Cage AND the Golden Lovers in the SAME FREAKING NIGHT. AEW my peeps.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
The beauty of this match, and what makes TK such a mad genius, is that Omega, Kidd, and Ospreay are banged up. Tanahashi isn't what he once was. And Darby presumably has ring rust. Yet now they are all positioned to steal the show. We need to invent new words to express my love for AEW.
Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted
This
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
This has been so much fun to check in on. Yesterday made me stoked for Orange Cassidy's eventual AEW return. This morning I think we should just declare Evil Uno champion of wrestling. Just such a cool way to raise money. Also. Stu Grayson is a machine.
Henry T. Casey (@henrytcasey.net) reposted
Every moment people are debating Kross’ contract status, they’re not talking about Brock Lesnar being in the Janel Grant lawsuit.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
AEW Collision was fantastic this week. I love that it somehow both feels connected to and separate from Dynamite now. It has a fun identity of its own. AEW continues to cook. Looking forward to the Technical 4-way next week. Torn between wanting Nigel to get his O2 moment or Hechicero/Sabre.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man. The sixth one is the stupidest one yet, with giant bugs, human clones, and every awful trope imaginable.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude is prolific and a joy in everything he's in. He is the best.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha. I actually texted my friends after seeing whatever the Jurassic movie is called this summer and said: "It's insane that there are now 7 Jurassic Park movies and only one of them is good. But I will continue to see every one of them forever trying to chase that sweet high of the first one."
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
This made me check out the track listings...you are very correct.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Finally caught up on AEW. One of the best things about wrestling is that you can try to murder a man by throwing him into a train, intimidate the man by putting his bestie in an air tight body bag, but things will be settled with this man if you can pin him for three seconds.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
This confirms my theory that Mercedes Mone is impossibly strong.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Then we AEW elders can one day tell our grandchildren about the under appreciated gem that was our beloved Friday show and how it ties into heir beloved Royal Rampage march.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Love Colossal Collision. Great name. Pair it with some Outrunners 80's graphics.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it can. But will it? I like keeping the name but what if TK wants to have some type of alliteration match for AEW Collision? This should be a bigger story. Everyone should be talking about it imo. If for no other reason than this match still needs to happen.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
After last weekend's 'E event I finally muted all main 'E terms (Monday show, Friday show, etc). My timeline is very pleasant now. People are free to like what they like I guess, but that doesn't mean I need to be reminded of it.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
We AEW fans need to have an important discussion. One we've been avoiding. When we get Blood and Guts soon...what will we call Royal Rampage now that the Friday show doesn't exist? What show do you put it on? Curious minds need to know. Because it is THE BEST.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems bad Bob.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
This is it. This is the counter to whataboutism. At some point consumers need to draw a line. As much as I love AEW I will stop watching if they start Saudi shows, human trafficking cover ups, etc. I was OBSESSED with the E growing up. I want to like it now. But stuff evolves and people should too.
Freakquency (@freakquency.fun) reposted
Remember when AEW All In ended and everyone was joyful and happy and talking about a legendary event for pro wrestling?
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
You got this…whatever the ‘this’ happens to be. Sending positive vibes your way.
David Bixenspan (@davidbix.bsky.social) reposted
Just for the record, if you're negotiating a new contract at work, and your boss offers up his girlfriend as a signing bonus, you should definitely call the police.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Came on here to say something similar.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Same!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Legit didn’t know if you were insulting or complimenting AEW. I will check her out!
Tom. (@notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi) reposted
It used to be embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people would think you’re stupid. Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't get the reference. Is Phoebe Bridgers awesome?
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
We all grew up with WWE. It can be abandoned just as easily as all childhood things. No company is perfect, AEW included. But only one brought back a sexual predator in their main event tonight.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I mean, I'm not surprised. WWE is generally a reflection of society and fascism and sexual predators are sooooo in this year. Seriously peeps. Turn it off.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you frowning because you haven't had a lot of margaritas? I highly recommend them.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I've had several margaritas tonight. But even buzzed, I will not watch modern day WWE. Chips and salsa rule! Supporting fascism and gratuitous advertising do not.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure why I typed ‘the AEW’ but my sentiment, just like my typo, remains.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheesh! Ice cold.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn it. If this doesn’t happen I’m going to be sad now.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
You get used to it. I dropped the E after the Saudi shows started. First few Manias I missed felt like I’d lost something. But there is a ton of joy to be had in the AEW and all their partnering promotions.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s weird how this desire is somehow controversial.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
KO still the dream for me.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the idea of an AEW ‘best of’ series consisting of different pairings and singles matches. Way less predictable that way. And anything that gets more @shane216taylor.bsky.social and Scorpio Sky on my tv (as well as the rest) is a-ok by me!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I like that on a random Thursday, Dustin Rhodes put on a banger of a street fight just three days before his insecure little brother presumably puts out a dud of one at the second biggest show of the year. #AEW is just the best.
Amy Nemmity (@amy.wrestlejoy.com) reposted
The craziest thing about this weekend's #WWESumerslam is that Triple H is working with Donald Trump, has praised him several times, and WWE is in your face MAGA- which makes sense given that predators protect predators, and WWE & Trump are rife with sexual assault and trafficking cases.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I agree. Rewatching the early tv she is far and away the worst character on screen. Her involvement in any of his feuds was always atrocious. I The best thing the 'E did for Cody was not make her an on-screen character. Her lack of charisma absolutely extended to him in AEW.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
And I still think Cody should just shut up. He's legit the biggest star of the biggest wrestling company in the world. But if the disrespect he alludes to was how people talked about Brandi and his family...well he's not exactly wrong. Even insincere, disingenuous people are right occasionally.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
I'm a bonafide AEW tribalist, but I will say this: A portion of AEW fans were TERRIBLE to Brandi Rhodes. I didn't like her character, but the way people talked about her, if it were my wife, would have pissed me right off. Some people evolved 'go away heat' into something more mean and personal.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Totally. I usually enjoy his reviews and see his points, positive and negative, but the last three weeks have been odd.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha. Well said.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I read the same one. Felt like he was watching a completely different show. Also claimed only Toni was over in the women’s tag. Crowd was lit for that match.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
What an episode of AEW Dynamite! Collision looks stacked too. Their amazing run continues. #wrestlesky
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I see what you're saying. I'd much rather we hold all entertainers (hell… all people) to a higher standard. It is odd how we tend to pick and choose who we hold accountable and who we don't. I certainly don't understand the psychology behind that.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
They should though.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Duh. Thanks!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Your mom rules.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
VALIDATE MY RACISM, COMPANY I NEVER WATCH!!!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Rough week for the NWO.
August J. Pollak (@augustjpollak.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Well fine universe. After last night's AEW experience. I asked for a sign to buy Wrestledream tickets for Daughter Mortos and me. You sure gave me one brother.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
PSA. Very important.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially when the unique theater venues give so many cool places for him to lurk and linger.
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social)
Still buzzing from last night's live AEW performance. The best part is experiencing it with my daughter. She can't stop talking about Billie Starks. This is all the more insane because she was a huge Toni Storm fan going into the match + usually sticks to face/heel dichotomy. Billie is a star!
TheBeefMortos (@thebeefmortos.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent point.