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The Cleric

@thecleric.bsky.social

I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊). Unapologetic wife guy. II Corinthians 8:13-15 Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.

created August 7, 2023

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For sure. I have seen northern people actively get angry at this as they think it's reserved for old people and that me or my children are insulting them.

3/9/2025, 6:06:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It NEVER hurts to show you're thankful. Always a please and thank you (and you're welcome) in our house.

3/9/2025, 6:04:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alternative suggestion then: You Don't Win Friends With Chili

3/9/2025, 6:02:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THIS WAS SO GOOD.

3/9/2025, 6:01:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would like to visit the good old dogs ranch.

3/9/2025, 4:36:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Upward facing dog IMHO

3/9/2025, 4:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention I am always dubious of private school quality. And that millions of kids are going to get left behind.

3/9/2025, 4:29:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Hopper (@danhopp.bsky.social) reposted

Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3

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1/9/2025, 9:20:31 PM | 1418 184 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really really don't know what I should do.

3/9/2025, 4:25:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 4:23:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 4:20:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saying "jar jar ramen" should be a sign of a stroke.

3/9/2025, 4:19:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least they actually sent the plane back this time.

3/9/2025, 4:18:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No I get that. I'm just saying if you don't specify a time what it defaults to in my head.

3/9/2025, 4:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PTKU gets an Endowment like Harvard.

3/9/2025, 4:16:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting, I would flip this personally.

3/9/2025, 4:13:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tired: Kony 2012 Wired: Bellichick 2025

3/9/2025, 4:12:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 4:11:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pope of Chili Town

3/9/2025, 4:10:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We only call it Blue Sky ironically. We all know it's purple."

3/9/2025, 4:08:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I have no doubt. I have every intention to play it. Just time and whatnot. Doesn't help my wife stole my SteamDeck for the last month+ to play Blue Prince.

3/9/2025, 4:05:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cyberpunk is absolutely on the backlog.

3/9/2025, 1:08:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s worth it alone for THE TRANSFER WIZARD

3/9/2025, 1:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ollie McClellan (@olliemcclellan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

GUY WITH TERRIBLE MOUSTACHE AND THREE LIONS HAT 2028

3/9/2025, 12:06:16 PM | 65 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That block is off the chain

3/9/2025, 1:03:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope this skeet finds you well.

3/9/2025, 1:02:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would do this, and then just do another play through of a game I already own. If I showed you folks some of the games I have on backlog you’d boo me off this site.

3/9/2025, 1:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Carrillo (@iansociologo.bsky.social) reposted

In the aftermath of Emmett Till's lynching, white supremacists called for federal troops to invade and occupy Chicago. "If the federal government intervenes in the interests of law enforcement anywhere, it should start in Chicago, crime capital extraordinary." h/t @larryglickman.bsky.social

3/9/2025, 1:41:04 AM | 1484 571 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect Tampa description. No notes.

3/9/2025, 12:41:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@andrewfleer.com would say this isn’t handsome. Couldn’t be me.

3/9/2025, 12:37:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 12:36:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tired: anti-cakes Wired: pro-cakes

3/9/2025, 12:33:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs more unicorns

3/9/2025, 12:32:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GlenGarry Glen Ross Wait I don’t think I’m very good at this game.

3/9/2025, 4:14:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh for sure it was the second one. Just a bunch Nolan Ryans all hopped up this stuff

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3/9/2025, 4:12:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dysentery Cheerleaders

3/9/2025, 4:09:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well you Should’ve Known Better.

3/9/2025, 3:34:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You fool, absolute rube. Etc.

3/9/2025, 3:32:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Italy as a unified country is over 75 years younger than the US.

3/9/2025, 3:23:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same as running up the score in football. Mad man meme except: THATS WHAT THE DEFENSE IS FOR

3/9/2025, 3:22:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 3:17:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My stalker left on their own: a success story.

3/9/2025, 3:15:08 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dog has a very exacting knowledge of WWI trench patterns.

3/9/2025, 3:14:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in.

3/9/2025, 3:12:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah they can’t just give us 5 straight days and make us go cold turkey.

3/9/2025, 3:09:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This except it’s what the reason for the original Civil War was

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence Replying to @UrbanAchievr Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So....deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones
3/9/2025, 3:06:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put him on a Wikipedia article and see how many pages deep he gets.

3/9/2025, 3:00:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 1:27:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rug cleanings are also oddly therapeutic.

3/9/2025, 1:23:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome back folks, today I’m sharing my glue recipe.

3/9/2025, 1:22:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stalingrad šŸ¤ Chicago

3/9/2025, 1:18:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they are the start of a recipe vid?

3/9/2025, 1:16:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between this and Ichiro learning Spanish I’m wondering if there’s a vast untapped source of haters in Japan.

3/9/2025, 1:11:44 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She said what she said.

3/9/2025, 1:09:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some people would rather take their ball and go home than play fair.

3/9/2025, 1:08:33 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 1:07:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s times like these when we really need the Coastal.

3/9/2025, 1:04:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dedication to the bit always makes it ten times better.

3/9/2025, 1:03:23 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s taking Steve for a walk. He’s talking to him about the farm they’re gonna have where Steve gets to tend the rabbits.

3/9/2025, 1:02:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re loud, white, and wrong. In other words meet your next republican congressman.

3/9/2025, 12:58:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird shape for a propeller. šŸ˜‰

3/9/2025, 12:57:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Basil is fantastic.

3/9/2025, 12:18:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like I’m partially responsible as the root reply.

3/9/2025, 12:13:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got this.

2/9/2025, 11:54:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Though the lack of anatomical accuracy does bother me more than the content.

2/9/2025, 11:51:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@athensgrease.bsky.social if he wasn’t a coward

2/9/2025, 11:46:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have known.

2/9/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps life’s rich tapestry is just a little too rich for my taste.

2/9/2025, 11:35:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not poverty food. Sugar sandwich? Poverty food.

2/9/2025, 11:31:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some of you didn’t have livejournal and it shows

2/9/2025, 11:26:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re better than just baiting people into it.

2/9/2025, 11:21:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really fishing for likes aren’t you?

2/9/2025, 11:19:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pffft. You start missing a few 98% in a row and you start questioning everything.

2/9/2025, 11:16:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I quickly had to stop doing ā€œpick a number 1 to 10ā€ when they figured out that first one to yell out 5 was the optimal strategy.

2/9/2025, 11:11:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Cleric (@thecleric.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah just ask the Colombian drug traffickers and their subs. They don’t need them all to make it. Losing one is just the cost of doing business.

2/9/2025, 11:08:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also I will judge you severely on what you call a carbonated sugary drink. Which is soda.

2/9/2025, 11:07:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But with beatbox sounds ā€œduh dum dum duhduhduhduh duh dum dumā€

2/9/2025, 11:05:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted

Happy to take the birthrate people seriously the second one of them is like omg, have you seen the black infant mortality death rate? We’re losing out on so many lovely black babies!

2/9/2025, 5:48:24 PM | 2790 481 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids these days and their polyamory.

2/9/2025, 11:02:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brigit (@brigit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

ā€œHow are you gonna kick it accurately in the rain?ā€ ā€œI don’t knowā€

2/9/2025, 10:59:41 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Champ, if you aren’t part of the solution you’re part of the problem. I wonder if I can think of anyone else in this country who is willing to let a whole population be abandoned because of their undying prejudice. Hmm.

2/9/2025, 10:57:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a good dog clay.

2/9/2025, 10:51:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast (@statsboyandi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Judging people based solely on where they live remains one of the weirdest things that people online do that is like, stop that. Be normal!

2/9/2025, 10:46:15 PM | 47 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool. And how do you propose I do that along with all my friends and elderly family members? And should I just flick off my poor minority friends on the way out?

2/9/2025, 10:49:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good because I think I would have remembered otherwise.

2/9/2025, 10:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mom can we have ā€œParty In The USAā€ We have that at home.

2/9/2025, 10:46:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An ā€œmā€ can look a lot like ā€œrnā€ and I had to double take that URL.

2/9/2025, 10:45:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or NASA. Read a book fools.

2/9/2025, 10:42:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buddy I’m still rubbing two sticks together trying to research fire.

2/9/2025, 10:41:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t trust you to not shoot me by accident.

2/9/2025, 10:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This falls under the ā€œMy family can say that about each other, but if someone else says it we’re all throwing hands.ā€

2/9/2025, 10:37:40 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz Thurmond (@countmystars.bsky.social) reposted

Apple is sneaking AI into everything. Turn off enhanced visual search on your photos:

Apple opts everyone into having their Photos analyzed by Al Settings -> Apps -> Photos -> Enhanced Visual Search (all the way at the bottom)
1/9/2025, 4:37:56 AM | 1004 707 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excuse me that’s the home of Cheese-a-Palooza. Show some respect.

2/9/2025, 10:33:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sport, if I don’t have someone on my side making incest jokes that’s called a win.

2/9/2025, 10:30:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s like if Solomon cut the baby in half and threw both parts away.

2/9/2025, 10:29:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Or 1-11. Please please please.)

2/9/2025, 10:28:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d rather have her as an ally than you.

2/9/2025, 10:27:42 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t get me wrong I’d reach out and try to remedy, but in the end it’s not your failure. šŸ˜‚

2/9/2025, 10:25:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No he’s right. His tweet is the worst. Good to see him own it.

2/9/2025, 10:24:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At 18 it was a miracle if my bed had a sheet.

2/9/2025, 10:21:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view