Anubis go on the podcast
Might talk into the void for a bit
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
This feels more like macroplastics tbh
yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.
I think I don’t have a choice by say this is my all time favorite Kingfisher photo I’ve had the chance of clicking The Queen of Bolsa Chica Ecological Reserve fishing the moon 📷🌿🪶🌔
Brown Violetear showing some of his violet ears to me at La Minga Ecolodge #colombia #hummingbirds #birds
What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power
Really, James. You don’t say.
I present... Smol Paul's brain scan. How is it possible that EVEN IN 2D he is this much himself?!
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
Involuntary commitment has a long and sordid history yet I feel like if a person is debating or arguing with Grok we should collectively be able to get them help whether or not they realize how badly they need it.
Lilith for sure!
Obligatory reminder: if you wake up in a room with a bat, you need to get rabies shots, because their bites aren’t always detectable! Carry on!
What a beautiful sentence born out of the world we live in
Oh those were some goooood times *reminisces fondly*
The main difference this time around is that any money that Queen ‘Gender Critical’ Transphobe makes is going to directly fund attacks against trans people! 😖 The main reason she’s doing the remake is because she HATES that the OG cast are all trans-inclusive and have shunned her bigotry!
Even a little ramen can lead to a lot of ramen down the road please make sure Sandal is aware of the risks
Nailed it ✅😭
Beautiful 1860s Victorian butterfly, which was used to store small packets of sewing needles on the underside of the wings. This was a collaboration between a London-based drapers company and a sewing needle manufacturer. On exhibit at Tatter Blue, a Brooklyn textile museum. IG tatterbluelibrary
We report around noon, after most of the morning was occupied by series of showers. Our expert has been coming in and out of the rain, hopeful to get a good look at the side profile of the clouds; now, at last, the lull in weather is allowing mammatus to show.
If you see this, quote post a spherical borb 🌿
Is science fiction dead or dying? Some wise words from Ursula K Le Guin to the TLS a decade ago:
the majority of my museum experience is walking up to a portrait and thinking “look at this fucking guy”
The Toucan Barbet is such a great bird. Found in the Western Andes of Colombia and Ecuador, I shot this at Doña Dora #Colombia #birds #nature
New egret/heron solo emo project just dropped 🪶
picture this: a whole day and your body doesn’t hurt even once
RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.
I've been working on a fun map this week: a floor plan for a magical bookstore! The sort of place where you always find the book you need, and a comfortable chair to read it in. Plus, there's pets wandering around. There's more to the map than this, but here's the floor plan with the animals.
“optimize your workflow” “optimize your dating life” “optimize your creative process” optimize optimize optimize how about you optimize gargling my balls hm how about that
so my PERSONAL favourite way to fuck with Americans is to be like “this building is from 1520!” Or whatever and they’ll go “wow we don’t have anything that old!” And I’ll go “yes you do” and just stare at them
A 3,700 year old recipe from Babylon.
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
✨️Original artwork available✨️ Back to reality with a resounding crash after a short break, and a bank balance that left me blanched. 🥲 Variegated Rose Study Watercolour, painted image approx. 95 × 115 mm. £200 + £6 UK or + £15 International tracked postage. Or please feel free to make an offer. 🙏
We report at sundown: we saw the light change even as we were hearing rain on the rooftop, so we hurried out. It was not instantaneous; the rainbow appeared slowly, from left to right, and then it stayed for a long time, varying in its intensity. We watched it go, too.
help
The world is so wonderful it's unbearable
Nous sommes tous ce bébé, parfois
Hoofcat 🥹
I already have three editions of Circe and am severely tempted by this one jfc it's so beautiful
The Mazama newt is found in only one place in the world: Crater Lake. But this tiny amphibian is disappearing, due to invasive crayfish taking over its habitat. We’ve teamed up with the National Park Service and High Desert Museum to give this rare newt-y cutie a fighting chance.
My bones have been promised to the fields. 🎨 Michael Pointer
Oh I love this artist, so relatable! Good luck with your work day!
Oh Blorpik, bestest of blordays to you!!
Great Horned Owl, Washington coast #owls #birds #nature
We report one or two rain drops on the back of our hand, and certainly a handful more elsewhere that we have no evidence of. The clouds are still gathering, so nothing has started in earnest, but the horizon is a blur in the distance. We feel confident in what this entails.
Morning dew going to the sky for the day, like Persephone rising from the dark
An automated call from an Austrian number keeps calling me offering me a job. Even on the weekend. I don't know if I like that kind of company culture tbh.
M W A H
I'm sorry :( I hope for the least misery possible for you
Italian Stuffed Tomatoes from 1773
my husband sent this to me with just the text "you"
Welp, @hankgreen.bsky.social's weird little bean-buddy app helped me clean my office. I cleaned the office, the bean made socks, balance was achieved, dogs and cats are now living together. Also I gave the bean a potted plant.
what's interesting about fascism is that the golden age of RETVRN to them is like. 1990. or 1970. or 1955. they don't even know where they're retvrning, they just want it to be like they were when they were kids. so you can see how really a lot of fascism is just weaponized nostalgia.
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
I feel like going for a long walk, finding a big, beautiful river, walking deep into the cold water, and allowing it to carry me far, far away forever, would be such a fun little treat, y'know?
We report from behind a hill: we cannot seem to get around this slope, and the sun is setting too fast. We are giving up on it with every inch that goes dark. Down here, the humidity left over from these few days of rain is alive and well, still seeping into the ground.
Thanku for yor serfice
This incredibly bedraggled young curve-billed thrasher showed up at the birdbath. He did not look significantly different after bathing.
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
i will sit in a hut and when someone asks me for advice I will give them bogwort and say to them do not use the bogwort and when they come back to me and say alack I have used the bogwort I shall say to them woe to thee, fool who has used the bogwort, begone
We report: after the storm cleared out, the rain remained through twilight. It was quiet rain, the kind that blurs out edges and angles, white noise rather than a drumbeat. We see minuscule beads of water catching on our expert‘s hair as they refuse to put their hood up.
"I want to make peace in Ukraine so that I can buy my way into to Heaven" Trump, without a single fucking ounce of irony
I'm looking forward to apple cider and pumpkin spice lattes, very soon. I'm looking forward to snow, as a neat thing that happens, not a potential threat to the lives of me and mine.
Me? I like clean drinking water, reliable electricity, and garbage collection. I like potholes to be filled, kids to go to school, movies to come out at the theater. I like a life mostly free from random violence.
Nobody craving a civil war has ever lived through a period of armed conflict. Much like folks who fantasize about the Zombie Apocalypse, what they truly crave is a single moment of importance, where things are clear, where history delineates - before this point, one thing. After this point, another.
Gonzoi fridaye when
Tis a day of doom and gloom 🫂 hang in there 🧡
...let's not get too carried away here
My understanding of this is it's because if you do get a nasty infection from a popped pimple in that area it can easily travel to the brain. So It's not an automatic death sentence, because not all popped pimples get infected. But the chance is there.
It is so nice, in my opinion! Fresh and light. I hope it works out!
Standing up for the smallest of minorities is important because when you accept the premise that one group are expendable because small or ‘insignificant’, you have accepted the idea of the expendability of human life in general, and the enemy will use your acquiescence to pick off yet more.
So good!!
This is Nube. She is a modern piano pawdigy. So good she can play Beethoven in her sleep. 14/10
We report about business inside of clouds. We are somewhere below a cumulonimbus, full of strong electric charges of opposed signs, and above the ground, in turn positively charged by influence. The result is loud, colourful, and has us standing a safe distance from trees.
Number Two App on the App Store 😳
Mystery fruit picking season when?
We report: by the glassy sea, where the wind does not blow, the sun grabs us in its searing claws and does not let go. On the winding coast path, we carefully pick blackberries amongst the thorns, and they are warm in our mouth. We feel the back of our neck reddening.
Less traumatic than the Sea Peoples, more traumatic than the fall of Rome.*
Just finished making my meal plan for the week, all the while screaming crying throwing up, wishing there was someone here to cook for me. Please someone on that side of Atlantic take Nome up on his offer
UNBELIEVABLELY sweet moment between a peacock chick and their parent. Not sharebait. I COULD NOT believe my luck. Last year I had seen the chicks about 3 weeks later, I was determined to get them younger, and this one DID NOT disappoint! SQUEE - o - meter 10/10, thank you birds! 🥰 🐣 🪶
We report in the shade of this day, still warm, still a heartbeat there. We forgot to do many of the things we had set out to do, we missed a lot of the clouds, we opened doors and never closed any of them. None of it waited for us to come back, but we get to try again tomorrow.
Forgib me Pappa for I hav sint
You did laundry, I ran the dishwasher, we are so legitimately heroes
Having read the Sneak Peak, I can barely wait!
Meh, I’m over forty, putting effort into looking good is a privilege that has to be earned by the world.
There is NO doubt I shouldn't be governing my life tbh
One of the most common signs you might be billowing skyward is if you notice all the houses and people getting real tiny below you
I hope this takes off and becomes canon
Chancleta heard you were thinking about work. he posits, what if you didn't do that and instead did literally anything else
Just to weigh in on what a crime-ridden hell Portland, Oregon is, I purposely get off the train 10 blocks early so I can walk through the neighborhood on my way to work. It's beautiful & never been a problem in 15 years of doing it
Everyone should tell fascists their kind isn’t welcome in public society. More courage from this restaurant’s staff than from the most powerful people alive.
Did you know that some wild rabbits eat poison plants so that they themselves become poisonous to predators?! Because I sure as shit didn't. That's so metal.
I'm the trash in the can AND the can is lost
I havent just lost the can im the trash IN the can
It's not weird that babies wake up and immediately start crying. It's actually weird that most people DON'T. It's the most appropriate response to facing a new day.
Blop yuo mine inspirasjm ever day!
I miss the lil clee so so moch :(
Five bucks says they’re claiming Antifa is filling sandwiches with cement by the end of the summer.