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The Jarmer Fones

@thefarmerjones.bsky.social

In N Out french fry enjoyer

created May 25, 2023

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Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure why it doesn't preview, but the trailer alone is a punch in the gut

3/9/2025, 3:12:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Well this looks compelling

3/9/2025, 3:11:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anil Dash (@anildash.com) reposted

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.

Google AI search result for “was 2010 fifteen years ago?” returning: “No, 2010 was 14 years ago, not 15 years ago. The current year is 2025, and to find the number of years ago 2010 was, you subtract 2010 from 2025, which equals 14. Current Year: 2025 Past Year: 2010 Years Ago: 2025 - 2010 = 14 years”
2/9/2025, 12:10:42 AM | 8283 2100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but this is from a sport that people watch

3/9/2025, 2:03:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear some of you saying it’s a “white out.” Obviously that can’t be right. No way they would borrow an iconic color theme so publicly identified with a conference rival for an early September game against the team that finished ninth in CUSA last year.

3/9/2025, 1:54:38 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Pretty cool that Wisconsin is doing a White Cut against Middle Tennessee State. Good for them. Fans love a White Cut.

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3/9/2025, 1:47:13 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Top 3

3/9/2025, 1:40:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait until you hear about Cal.

3/9/2025, 1:26:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Blackshear (@aaronblackshear.bsky.social) reposted

This could be us but you want an F150

3/9/2025, 1:12:18 AM | 112 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

(Current No. 2 team in the country is probably about half that)

2/9/2025, 11:42:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Weinstein (@adamweinstein.bsky.social) reposted

Here's one really big headline and one really little headline from this morning's WSJ homepage

Americans Lose Faith That Hard Work Leads to Economic Gains Trump Family Amasses $5 Billion Fortune After Crypt Launch
2/9/2025, 1:41:38 PM | 384 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

well not *just* like

2/9/2025, 8:36:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

@veryimportant.lawyer you guys are related???

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2/9/2025, 7:18:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Dammit, it was right there

2/9/2025, 7:17:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

The only Guy I Remember is a Jewish carpenter, who is also my boss.

2/9/2025, 5:35:52 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Which club is it?

2/9/2025, 1:56:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I disagree. It totally can do that, it’s just that 2/3 of the time it chooses not to.

2/9/2025, 12:01:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

@demetri.bsky.social looks like you have to start watching soccer now buddy

2/9/2025, 12:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Everton’s new German midfielder wears #34 because he’s a big Giannis Antetokounmpo fan. It’s weird how my team suddenly got so cool.

2/9/2025, 11:59:13 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Cohn (@jonathancohn.bsky.social) reposted

Perfect encapsulation of the Trump administration: The guy suing Harvard for alleged antisemitism is a straight-up Hitler-admiring Nazi. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/02/m...

2/9/2025, 11:42:24 AM | 4660 1687 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

I'm not here to make excuses for Belichick, but I'm sorry, Tom Brady makes those tackles.

2/9/2025, 2:07:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

*extremely talkin bout the noles voice* Talkin' bout the Heels

2/9/2025, 1:58:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe you should embrace debate, buddy

1/9/2025, 10:37:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

He “said” that? What proof do you have.

1/9/2025, 10:21:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was a given that people were eating more ass than ever these days

1/9/2025, 10:18:15 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

This reminds me of your “Moyes is an underwhelming hire” take therefore I’m convinced he is an incredible signing

1/9/2025, 9:20:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

How we feeling about this German kid

1/9/2025, 8:16:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Intercept (@theintercept.com) reposted

How can you deter the Trump administration's immigrant deportation machine when it pops up in your community? Follow these steps.

1/9/2025, 6:05:12 PM | 110 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

And another one

1/9/2025, 3:46:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Hey, Happy Labor Day

1/9/2025, 3:41:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted

9 CDC Directors going back to 1977 speak out. What RFK Jr has done to our nation’s public health system "should alarm every American." It "is unlike anything we have ever seen at the agency, and unlike anything our country has ever experienced." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...

1/9/2025, 11:23:26 AM | 11854 5172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Among the many things I love about the city of Liverpool, maybe my favorite was the local explaining to me that you see more Irish flags in that city than you do union jacks.

1/9/2025, 2:36:03 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Quit posting about the app you’re posting on. Block anyone who is. Knock this shit off.

1/9/2025, 2:29:45 PM | 35 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you only posting this for people on the west coast…

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1/9/2025, 2:27:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

"Lucio" works in the sweet potatoes in CAs San Joaquin Valley. His job is to drive the water truck. He waters the road and ordered to cut down on the dust. This helps protect the sweet potatoes that are currently being harvested. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay

1/9/2025, 2:01:19 PM | 420 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Editorial Board (@editorialboard.bsky.social) reposted

apnews.com/article/labo...

1/9/2025, 11:36:22 AM | 97 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted

[Putting up my dukes in a fight] Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries

1/9/2025, 3:15:34 AM | 367 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s good eating

1/9/2025, 12:06:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s go Mets

31/8/2025, 10:57:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s called Rutgers and yes, it is

31/8/2025, 10:37:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

This is literally my point Bobby

31/8/2025, 10:36:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Occasional reminder that for all its cultural influence, New Jersey sadly lacks even one state university for the children of its residents to attend.

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31/8/2025, 10:13:08 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

It’s not that the screenwriters are lazy it’s just that they’re shitty writers

31/8/2025, 9:20:50 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek van vliet (@derek.bike) reposted

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

31/8/2025, 12:07:06 AM | 2626 1019 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-piece Advocate (@ytpjason.bsky.social) reposted

Maybe bump that lesson planning up to 15 minutes

31/8/2025, 5:08:14 PM | 46 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao that’s twice

31/8/2025, 5:25:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan McQuade (@dhm.bsky.social) reposted

“The armed military occupation is an empty, idiotic spectacle. But also the armed military occupation is armed.” defector.com/well-he-sent...

31/8/2025, 5:01:53 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

No pen there for Pool on *squints* pretty much the exact same play that cost Everton a penalty two weeks ago. Heh.

31/8/2025, 4:51:53 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

This Just For Men ad with the football guy with the beard… I don’t know man

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31/8/2025, 4:42:39 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think it’s going to match Ohms for me, but I’m also mindful of how much that hit when it did and just felt like an unexpected gift during the pandemic.

31/8/2025, 3:17:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Appreciate the context on this. Let’s hope they can get it sorted.

31/8/2025, 3:15:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Post more on this site please

31/8/2025, 3:44:59 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

My position is of course Dabo sucks, always happy when he loses, also RIP Declan Sullivan, RIP Lizzie Seeberg, and fuck Brian Kelly.

31/8/2025, 3:43:26 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Did his team win? Ah, too bad. Fuck Brian Kelly.

31/8/2025, 3:35:57 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Not nearly enough “Fuck Brian Kelly” on the timeline IMO.

31/8/2025, 3:34:56 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

I’m hearing: Everton???

30/8/2025, 3:57:13 PM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture •Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

The image contains text that is upside down. It reads:
26/8/2025, 1:23:54 AM | 173 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Cocaine. (More)

30/8/2025, 2:33:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

@rodger.bsky.social lol buddy

30/8/2025, 2:14:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Watching the big Friday night college football game between Colorado and Georgia Tech, and I’d bet all my money that the team with the gold helmets that won the 1990 national championship is taking this one.

30/8/2025, 2:13:15 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds about right

29/8/2025, 10:42:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I have decided not to help them

29/8/2025, 10:41:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

The whole upside down hat logo thing. What’s that about anyway.

29/8/2025, 8:29:42 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Natalie Weiner (@natalieweiner.bsky.social) reposted

just a reminder that we are on ghost, not substack; if you are looking for a newsletter to support that is women-owned and run and trying to do our best not to support evil empires you could do worse

29/8/2025, 6:42:49 PM | 89 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh
29/8/2025, 7:00:21 PM | 1228 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Two-piece Advocate (@ytpjason.bsky.social) reposted

RFKs big idea is that there are two types of people: Healthy People and Sick People. These are not ephemeral conditions—they are immutable characteristics. Healthy People don’t get sick, and Sick People are already sick, so anything that happens to them was unavoidable.

29/8/2025, 6:30:26 PM | 115 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit in my day, but this might just take the cake.

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29/8/2025, 11:43:33 AM | 8982 1572 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

I'm cold just thinking about it.

29/8/2025, 3:07:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

First against the wall will be the fascists, followed by the cowardly collaborators, followed by people who cut fruit on the same cutting board that they cut garlic and onions on, the fuck is wrong with you.

29/8/2025, 2:34:39 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix.bsky.social) reposted

WSJ: ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.... On Aug. 5, Greenwich police discovered that Soelberg killed his mother and himself in the $2.7 million Dutch colonial-style home where they lived together.

29/8/2025, 1:09:23 AM | 2600 1133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud.bsky.social) reposted

“Seriously? It’s my day off!!!” - Ferris Bueller

29/8/2025, 2:01:17 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm, Bill. Hmmm.

literally the definition of cleavage
28/8/2025, 10:02:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

A close-knit community you say. So not a lot of... cleavage.

28/8/2025, 9:56:23 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

This is dope, and also surely I’m not the only one picturing Proud Boys trying to recreate the Boston Tea Party.

28/8/2025, 9:54:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

Three senior CDC leaders who resigned told The Post they were asked to participate in an unscientific vaccine recommendation process that they believe could harm the health of Americans.

28/8/2025, 8:00:16 PM | 2525 1003 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

I uh... ma'am you are responding to the post of the person who said it?

a ridiculous interaction
28/8/2025, 8:31:17 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

You said Bluesky wouldn't approve and now you're acting surprised that Bluesky doesn't approve, come ON, Natalie.

28/8/2025, 7:42:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

booooooooo

28/8/2025, 7:36:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John (@johnbull.wtf) reposted

The heads of the department are walk by hugging staff and thanking them all 🫡 to the cdc #FDJ

28/8/2025, 7:19:20 PM | 23 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, the identifiable guys in this photo...

28/8/2025, 7:15:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

lmaoooo

28/8/2025, 7:14:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Probably this one

28/8/2025, 6:59:08 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

He had his moments

28/8/2025, 6:52:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reposted

*Leonardo DiCaprio in One Battle After Another voice* Leonardo DiCaprio in One Battle After Another

28/8/2025, 11:28:02 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

My guy just post your fall reading list already, you are not up for this moment.

28/8/2025, 4:59:35 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjamin Hoffman (@bhh.bsky.social) reposted

With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history

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28/8/2025, 4:56:06 PM | 3225 697 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Why did the ligaments in both of *my* knees just snap?

28/8/2025, 4:47:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

"The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance." This is good and I agree.

28/8/2025, 4:16:55 PM | 24 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

28/8/2025, 2:12:51 PM | 10808 5825 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh damn

28/8/2025, 3:49:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

@el-p.bsky.social hey man you got a shout-out in The Onion

28/8/2025, 3:19:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah fuck this guy

28/8/2025, 2:55:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't get over how dumb this is

28/8/2025, 1:46:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Not (A.) I. (@aerialeverything.bsky.social) reposted

"The Meta AI chatbot built into Instagram and Facebook can coach teen accounts on suicide, self-harm and eating disorders, a new safety study finds. In one test chat, the bot planned joint suicide — and then kept bringing it back up in later ‭conversations." www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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Profile picture Adam (@okguyadam.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

when leo says the name of the movie in the movie

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28/8/2025, 11:29:48 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

lol I already had that dialed up for my follow up post

28/8/2025, 12:21:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

*Leonardo DiCaprio in One Battle After Another voice* Leonardo DiCaprio in One Battle After Another

28/8/2025, 11:28:02 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Never once a bad choice

28/8/2025, 3:01:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Constantine (@ajaxsinger.bsky.social) reposted

ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?

28/8/2025, 2:32:42 AM | 6666 2887 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jarmer Fones (@thefarmerjones.bsky.social)

Sometimes it’s good to just remember the various faces Funkmaster Flex made that time Black Thought came on his show and did a 10-minute freestyle.

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