First new play in four years. LFG.
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First new play in four years. LFG.
Me finally downloading Silksong from the PlayStation Store page like:
Me encouraging the Playstation Store page for Silksong like:
Me staring at the PlayStation Store page for Silksong like:
My only consolation is that he left us with so much work to ponder. Gonna probably watch the Montreal episode because I desperately need a fun one lol.
It is, genuinely, a VERY fun read. He writes in his cadence and you can tell why it was a best-seller!
Mortal Coneybat.
This is the power of Interview with the Vampire.
All-timer.
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. â¤ď¸ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
Hey wait a minute
Placing Trump's unresponsive body in the cockpit of a stealth bomber with a helmet on. "Highway to the Danger Zone" plays on a tinny speaker. An aide helps him do a thumbs-up.
There are very few explanations for this and all of them, hilarious. One, I would argue, is the funniest thing imaginable.
I genuinely believe this show to be one of the greatest artistic achievements of its medium. See ya Wednesday.
A lot of people are crying body double but, I think that's just what he looks like without his tanner. The fact that he went outside WITHOUT it, however, has me feeling very specific feelings.
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you donât fool me
FANCY MOVIE TIME WITH BRIAN AND A.J. #32: MONSOON WEDDING (2001) The Fancy Lads fly to New Delhi and dance in an empty pool as they cover Mira Nair's 2001 marriage-fest: Monsoon Wedding.
Superstore RULES.
Slings and Arrows, for anybody, like me, who has made the absolutely absurd decision to dedicate their life to the theater.
In honor of Albee week, I decided to give the ole stache a spin.
I am, George. I am.
This is my favorite play and I cannot wait to share the gospel of Uta Hagan braying "I DON'T BRAY" with you all.
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning âhow to out-hustle the rats.â not sure what this does for the campaign
Hey, my wife saw you from across the bar and we want to ruin your life.
There is a twist about an hour into this episode that must be heard to be believed.
"I wonder if I will ever be able to see Anime Sickos live." I'll do you one better: you can see a wonderful new live comedy show called GENIUS NIGHT: A NIGHT FOR GENIUSES, rising from the ashes of the dearly departed SKEWER, in which incredible minds make you become a genius. You MUST be there
Like Dr. Dobson, we inserted ourselves into the narrative world of Odyssey. Unlike Dr. Dobson, we made it good.
You're laughing. Dr. James Dobson died trying to suck his own cock only for it to open up and devour his own head, in accordance with the Prophecy of the Penile Ouroboros, and you're laughing.
Yub, and I cannot stress this enough, nub.
Now he can interview Ted Bundy as much as he wants.
Is this...is this to play Cuomo's dad???
The missing piece of the equation explaining why so many critic positions are being eliminated is the little AI summaries at the top of Google results, which reduced click-throughs drastically. Once again, a tech company has stolen human labor and monetized it and doesn't care about the impact.
nice hat, dude
What is HAPPENING on that sandwich
I also realized that my primary motivator in these games isn't the sprawling, buckwild story nor the goofy combat nor the actual delivering of packages but the building of roads, every road, all the roads forever, you can put little rooves on them that make you go ZOOM.
I put 120 hours into the Norman Reedus mountain climbing simulator and I can confirm: it fuckin' rules.
Potter Park Zoo announced Thursday that its red panda, Maliha, gave birth to a cub on July 5, 2025.
Newsom will not be able to win national office, no matter how many marginalized groups he throws under the bus. Cross him off the list now so it doesnât come down to him as the presidential nominee. We can and should do better!
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head
I think this bit is a perfect encapsulation of our entire podcast.
I always try to find the original font but this one unfortunately eluded me. But Mason? One heck of a font!
I did not like this game but I truly loved the company. Here's to 200 more, lads.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
This movie genuinely has one of the best action set pieces I've ever seen and, also, Poins.
New Fancy Movie Time with Brian and A.J. just dropped on Chimes at Midnight (1966), a totemic Shakespeare adaptation that includes an extraordinary Orson Welles performance as John Falstaff and, more importantly, includes an appearance by Prince Hal's friend Poins.
The children!!!
JULY 30, 2025 WILL BE TOO DARK. THAT IS A PROMISE
What a lil' climber!!!
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
hell? yea, brother
Josh eatsies me cheesies
This guy REALLY likes birds.
That's my Pip!
Weâre just normal men
when you, years out from an election, say "i will vote for that triangulating shitbag throwing minorities under the bus because they'll still be better than the other guy" you need to understand that the triangulating shitbag is Watching You: "they'll still vote for me! no need to change course!"
Ep 229 - Oops, All Cold Open is available now!
Art can't just be a luxury for the few. That requires a city where artists can actually afford to live and create, and where musicians don't just receive recognition but fair pay. That's what @local802.bsky.social organizes for and I'm so proud to have their endorsement.
Great stuff
Thereâs a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldnât pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like âmRNAâ and âriboflavinâ and âwalkable citiesâ decided to make their ignorance everybody elseâs problem
really important stuff happening on the Quorators patreon today patreon.com/quorators
E-Bikes have turned out to be hugely liberatory for teenagers trapped in car-oriented suburbia here in San Diego, so of course there's a moral panic about them and an effort to stamp them out in places (like Chula Vista) with conservative government
The words of a person far more concerned about staking out a position for her own edification than understanding the people at the heart of this
Let's goooooo!!!!
Great episode and a harrowing way to find out @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world divorced me.
Josh and A.J. are not on this one and I'm finally free! Do not ask about Josh and A.J.! They died! They are dead!!!
This movie is a foundational text for @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world and, after having watched it, is now also a foundational text for me. Go hear us rave about it!
This Fantastic 4 marketing looks like a puzzle from Riven.
We M*A*S*Hin'.
This was made in a lab for me, specifically.
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until itâs done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
ok i had to
Today is the best day.
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
Genuinely, how can you not be voting for this man.
Democrats: we want to encourage young people to run for office and to inspire the next generation of leaders Mamdani: hi! Democrats: This man must be stopped at all costs
the first episode of my new podcast ill conceived is out! we talk about the christian organization the promise keepers and what they managed to accomplish (and didnât)
On the evening of his 32nd birthday, Zohran Mamdani returned home, pleasantly drunk, to find a single levitating rose floating in the entryway of his apartment. âYou will die in 52 years, 10 months, and one day,â the rose said in a somber baritone. âBefore that eventuality you must become mayor.â
It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."
GOOD VIDEO GAME
âWeâre going to need a bigger The Hagueâ
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
What we know about this admin is that when you push they say they will never back down, and then when you push a little harder they back down immediately. So keep pushing.
This week, @samuraipanda201.bsky.social joins us once again as we discuss Quantic Dream's horrendous follow-up to Heavy Rain. That's right folks, we're going Beyond: Two Souls
Always remember:
The proper way to protest ICE is to wait until they actually put their hands on you then you yell OPPOSITE DAY and now they have to come live with you
Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit Iâve ever heard.
What is going ON with Brenda???
I've bought something like 17 Pokemon cards in my life. No idea what the rules of the card game are. Every single time, it has been to have the thinnest possible societal excuse for carrying a photo of a Jigglypuff with me like a WWII soldier would carry a picture of his girl
Counterpoint: I'm right.
not only do most people only read headlines but most stories that have genuinely important reporting are paywalled! and why would anyone want to spend any money supporting rags like washington post? most people will just move on
The murder of Jonathan Joss, details of which I saw last night, each moment described worse than the last, was truly gut wrenchingly horrific. This is where their "anti woke" rhetoric leads, and may it stop the train in its tracks or we, allied, stop it for them. Pure evil. Pure pointless evil.
What a joy to get to do my Venom voice with fellow Venom voice aficionados and to talk about a movie I half-love and half-hate.
Had an absolute blast talking with the Quorators about gun safety, poop trains, and Shaq's many elaborate revenges.