Music lover ( #blues #rock #HeavyMetal & #Musicals - yes #musicaltheatre ). Gaming since way back, occasionally political, always sarcastic. mostly to be found loitering in #Wülferhampton. Oh and dogs rule (no cats).
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So we're not concerned about the way the guy with no face on the dodgy stairs reflects in the mirror as a young woman? Or the one at the bottom who has no reflection (presumably Stephen Miller!)
Voted for Gary
Prit-stick! 🤣
Fair! Is there going to be a fair?
The first four words of that sentence were enough.
This has to be The End of the Road?* *Unlike this concert/album/Video which wasn't.
Too much time paying attention to the 'news'(opinion) papers, and not actual people, perhaps?
Erm.. I do... so consider yourself lucky I stopped where I did!
Both?
What you're proposing? Whatever you want? And... no, I'm going to stop there before I go too far Down, Down, that Dustpipe!
No! That stuff should be illegal like Broccoli and Cats.
It had better be Apple!
Wow, you must have been one of them rich kids. We had to buy our fags singularly on the way back from juniors (in uniform)! Ah the good* olde days. *they were shite.
Opps, slipped out of Wulfie's rings, again.
Look at that wee face! What? Has no one said that yet? Us serfs must be slipping. Also,
Okay, think I'm going to need some context for this one. 🤷♂️
Michael Gove is, unfortunately real.
I'm sorry I can't agree with your statement. It is always The Squirrel. (singular, and you know which one!)
Ironically - if they understood that - only "Young Men of fighting age"!
At least she looks like a Comrade who can take on the might of the Broccoli army where Soviet Cat... sorry... Moleski failed.
I've read the Gazette, so... No!
Wait, you're Mayor again, Rob? Seriously, I can't keep up with all these Wulferhampton, elections, promotions, demotions, and self-appointments. Perhaps the Gazette should make a handy pull out, or something, eh @peter-heckel.bsky.social
A lot of what's going on there looks a lot more Norfolk to me!
So many questions, I'm not sure I want the answer to.
@edcarver.bsky.social cos play?
Love the implication that 'locals' didn't do the original and didn't want to be associated withe the Nazis - sorry 'concerned citizens' - who did.
*grafter (unless ducking up to an orange criminal)
Wow. The media actually mentioned a politician who isn't a frog face grafter, from a private company.
There's a lot of these on YouTube, all totally fake for all the reasons you mentioned - plus the great sound and former contestants/winners from various "... Got Talent", "The Voice" etc - , but most area also well worth watching because of people like this boy...
So who is Mayor now? Is it a duel role thing, or was there an abdication? Are elections due? So many questions, and no interest in the answers.
Is the chippy shut?
The Squirrel may have, for once, a point.
He has stated he wants the BBC gone, but then that's not exactly a new policy either, so really shouldn't surprise them, yet they keep focusing on him (and mainly him, not the other three/four!)
And now there's two top political headlines, both positively featuring Reform LTD (and migrants) Again, open for comments, and again, Reform, Fartage, and the BBC getting hammered. (not that it will make the slightest bit of difference!)
And yet, alas, not the least bit surprising.
And then he'll blame someone/anyone else, bugger off for a bit, and then return saying more of the same shit as he did with Brexit.
More coverage EVERYWHERE and none of the main broadcasters, pointing this out.
"Barry" is, of course, a made up name to protect Rob!
There's a difference?
BBC News website has 1 UK political headline currently, replacing the previous one - a preview of this - can you guess which frog faced grifter splashed larger than the other stories? Go on guess. On the plus side, they've opened it for comments and it's not going the way they'd like. :)
Serfs have/had money?
without a single musician involved.
So, 'Cats are more evil than broccoli' is what you're saying, is it? Brave, Comrade, very brave.
Ah well, that does happen. Still, Broccoli, eh. Almost as evil as cats.
So G4S turned you down then?
Erm.... Broccoli. What happened to the great war on Broccoli?
All hail the Metal God!
Batttered*? The sausages, not yourself when M'Lady B sees the bill.
Like that's an actual thing!
Like I, or indeed anyone else, can afford your 'fees'!
Erm.... is this a trick question?
IS the Squirrel in a washing machine or tumble dryer with the spuds? And is this the #Wulferhampton version of money laundering?
Don't worry it'll be over by nap time. That's your nap time, obviously.
That's where the Squirrel is!
Not the first time I've heard that. on the other hand, have you seen it out there?
Is it still Friday? Doesn't Mr. Pip do his best barking on a Friday? Or did 'someone' - mentioning no 'brass bonce' types in particular - get accidentaled and forget? Again.
That sounds like something a "mean old fish lady would say" rather than your fluffy-self, though!
And yet, Little Charlie Mouse still couldn't wait to get back to @poisonousratbag.bsky.social ? Erm!
Wait, that's Wulferhampton? Well done cropping the latrines out of the shot?
you don't?
Not quite the invite I was expecting, but sadly also the best one I've had for a while. 😥
So a town known to have a lot of retired folk/seasonal hospitality has immigrants. Gee, wonder what work they could be doing, that the remaining, young locals, don't want to (for the extra low wages)?
So when do we get the invites to the Mead Hall top table*, then? *That's what you mean by 'feed' right?
Now?
HEADS UP WÜLFERHAMPTON Change is afoot. Read the ALT text for the full story.
Thanks your Phamtomness* *It's a word.** **Possibly
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Was the that particular book written by a squirrel by any chance?
Did @frmo.bsky.social put googlie eyes on your glasses, Comrade?
Wait! What? Is there a potato emergency? I bet the squirrel is behind it, whatever it is!
So, you've only lost your scarf, then?
Are you lost comrade?
Well, that's a fine way to get back in. Just remember, "what to do when a bird shits on you!"
It was. And not just after an attempt - never entirely successful - at being bathed either.
Did they miss the bit where the soaking wet doggo makes a run for the middle of the living room to shake out several tsunamis of odd smelling water over EVERYTHING in smug - but cute - revenge?
BTW: The word 'pension' - and an EDIT Button - is missing from the above post.
Why is it always three months when they 'step down?' Do they need to stay that long to get one?
Of you're in Wulferhampton talking about potatoes? Then, of course, you've been cheated.
We go live to the moments following the discovery of photos of the incident.
Well, this doesn't* seem like a scam at all. *does
Thanks for the warning, as we may not have noticed a difference otherwise! 😜
I am not going to ask how you came by that knowledge. 🤯
I think @dutytorturer.bsky.social has attempted to fold serfs before, although I think that got a bit messy by the end.
Using serfs instead of wool/paper?
Found another use for the jet wash?
I think Wulfie means he wants a NEW hobby. 😃
Wonder if they - the Reform Ltd voters Labour seem to be targetting while pissing off all their regular voters - realise that also includes any, and all, 'cash in hand' jobs given to tradesmen (of any colour)? Including, no doubt, an awful lot of them.
Poor show. Those beans are roaming freely enough, stuck behind the egg and spud barricade. Let them touch EVERYTHING.
Probably could have got away with this as a #shitBirdPhoto to be honest.
Reform UK LTD? - Blame small boats/migrants for... something/anything.
Auditioning for a 'Fame' re-make, comrade?
Too right! Although I'm sensing something 'accidental' may have been consumed Anyone else?
Kevin gets away with it... again! Has the little wee face, gone soft of Chaffinches?
Is that your season ticket/life long free chippy pass, on the counter? If not, why not?
"Keep your friends close, and your lunch closer" or something like that.
