Actually he cries a lot and talks about his mom not loving him when he gets really drunk. (Only happens on days that end with the letter Y) He keeps us awake with it many nights…
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Actually he cries a lot and talks about his mom not loving him when he gets really drunk. (Only happens on days that end with the letter Y) He keeps us awake with it many nights…
Says the town drunk…
The enhanced WiFi reception that comes with the Covid vaccine more than offsets the inconvenience of that occasional swelling of that third testicle.
He is taking notes from his Daddy, Vlad…
Joel Osteen is about to get a new jet…
@schumer.senate.gov seriously… sit this one out. In fact, resign and let someone with energy and passion do the job. You had a good run. Things have changed. It’s ok to put the clip board down and take a lap.
6/12/06 gold was $605.85 per ounce, making my house worth 386.25 ounces of gold. That $573k house today is worth 165 ounces of gold, with the current price of $3461 per ounce. My house lost 57% of its equity relative to the same investment in gold over a 19 year period of time.
I was just puttering around on the idea of a home as a hedge against inflation… Vs say, gold. I'm not a gold guy... but here are some interesting figures. I bought a house on June 12, 2006 for $234k. It sold recently for 573k.
Maybe the fire department should only protect the homes that were built without illegal labor…
That’s likely untrue. At SOME point I’m pretty sure RFK Jr was in a lab. A meth lab… sure… But a lab none the less.
While a competent prosecutor can still get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, apparently not even the AG of the USA can indict someone for throwing a ham sandwich…
That’s like saying that the naked man with the blood on his hands is under dressed and making some people uncomfortable. Trump IS the reichstag fire. Vance will be the protecting and enabling act. Once someone not nuttier than a squirrel turd has their hands on the secret police it’s over.
Signature bonds are used for low end crimes on people at low risk to reoffend, and are not violent offenders. This is just more distraction from #Epstein by the #pedopotus
My daily bread. #sourdough
New badge design for the Federal Fire Service. as the fire season winds dow, they will be given new work for the off season. First they will be sent to the Smithsonian. Then your kids schools and colleges.
My daily #Sourdough
Idk. Boebert is pretty dumb.
He’s wanted to declare martial law from day one. Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant. Many have speculated how he’d do it. Now his gambit is clear. DC was a test. He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities. This is not a drill. Democracy is at defcon 1.
Uh yeah… well, it IS a distraction piece from #Epstein files and #pedopotus. But the oil is why Venezuela is on the hit list.
He died for HIS sins… #epstein #pedopotus
Daily #sourdough
Shhhhh… Ghislane told us that she saw nothing of concern. That was of course the day before she was moved to a minimum security country club with work release privileges, so you KNOW she told the truth. Right? Guys?? Right????
It’s almost like Alex Jones was prescient about what was to come… It turns out that an exile corrupt billionaire was going to ruin the country, destroy freedoms, pilfer the national purse, abuse the rights of people etc. But not by Soros… THAT part he got wrong. Wake the fuck up people…
Military troops patrolling the streets. Faceless federal agents arresting people without warrants. Federal prison camps holding people without due process of law. Threats against political opponents. Open harassment of subordinate government officials by the Goon Squad at ICE.
An old Russian joke adapted to the current American paradigm… Hey, did you hear about Jeff? Epstein? Yeah, him. What’s up with Jeff? He’s dead. DEAD! I didn’t even know that he had been arrested.
If it keeps you from talking about #Epstein and the #Epsteinfiles they win. This is all about protecting the #PedoPotus.
Yeah, but did they find the #Epsteinfiles or anything else related to #PedoPotus?
OMFG Can someone PLEASE ask @therickwilson.bsky.social to get a commercial produced, STAT!
Pete Hegseth smells like Axe flavored White Claw.
I’m positively roaring!
@adamkinzinger.substack.com what was that you said about the stench of his depends?
Q: what was served for lunch at the summit? A: Chicken TACO.
There is a term for someone like Loomer… but I would be banned for using it.
Snort!
I’m watching Star Wars Episode II —The Clone Wars. You’ve heard the term, “Life imitates art,” yes? Palpatine is a corrupt bastard A private army is being built that will NOT be good for the average citizen The senate is useless at best and corrupt at worst. Yep… Life imitates art.
So did Vlad have the #Epstein files?
This is 9 minutes long. 9 glorious NSFW minutes. @justcallmefrank.bsky.social this will fix your politi-blues for an hour or so.
Good luck. Immigration opportunities for Americans are drying up faster than Milania’s libido when she see a package of viagra in the bathroom cabinet.
Hey, I don’t want to alarm anyone, but has anyone seen Elon around lately?
I think it’s a fantastic idea for Jeff Bezos to be shot off into space. Just make sure it’s a one way trip.
Rumor has it that he had the Epstein files and they were going to get him to release them.
The average homeless person in DC has one less criminal conviction than the Jan 6 terrorists, and 34 less felonies than the president.
With all of the federal police action in DC they’re SURE to find the fucking Epstein files.
Resent it all you wish… We as a society murdered the journalist and the podcasters are picking through the remnants. It’s on all of us.
Well, yes, they folded. But were you a paid subscriber purchasing your journalism from a quality vendor that just shut down leaving you in the dark? Or did you use the internet to defeat paywalls and attempt to get the work product of a journalism professional without paying?
Location location location
Jesus, how many kids did he diddle?
Just let him jump already.
A giant among giants.
Diddler on the roof Release the Epstein files #epstein #trump #pedo
Gives a whole new meaning to “Little Buddy.”
There are two possibilities: A. He is implicated in the files and guilty, or B. He is shielding affluent and influential individuals. There is no option C. #epstein #trump #releasethefiles #pedo
So, this pedophile isn’t an elite democrat. Neither is this pedophile a drag queen. However, this pedophile IS a right wing religious nut which does seem to happen an awful lot. This is the kind of person that #Trump is protecting by not releasing the #Epstein files.
Listen… I know it sounds crazy, but… If we just eat ONE of the oligarchs, the rest of them will get back in line. Eat the rich. I like that. Should put it on a T-shirt maybe.
Three things. 1. What is the movie? 2. Oil can be hot enough to set off ammo. Myth Busters did an episode on this subject. 3. Deep fried guns is THE most American food ever. 4. Trump is in the Epstein files. 5. Math is hard. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #epstein #trump #pedo
The ballroom is just another distraction… #epstein #trump
It seems that the dog has caught the car again…
Right! And what is with the media basically fellating these clowns like CNN… These nitwits write this crap as if the economy was a sports car that starts and stops on a dime. Wait another 3-5 months… shit is about to get real. Now, release the damned Epstein files www.cnn.com/2025/07/31/b...
Oh yeah… they’re all about faith and morals and Trump, which, as we have recently learned is synonymous with “Pedophile.” Like this guy…. Robert Karstensen, 82, of Eau Claire WI. #epstein #releasethefiles #trump www.wqow.com/news/crime/b...
The senate just confirmed Joe Kent to head the National Counterterrorism Center. This guy is a conspiracy theorist & white supremicist nut job. Literally hiring a terrorist to hunt terrorists. We have hit peak idiocy. Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy film, not a god damned documentary.
Good
I urgently wish to re-home a dog. He barks constantly and has an amazing ability to get under a fence. Consistently shits on sidewalks. If you’re interested let me know and I will hop the neighbor’s fence and grab the little bastard for you.
EpsteinHump whales in particular seem to have trouble. Probably a file on this topic somewhere.
What does “Plead the fifth” mean again Mikey?
The Humpback Epstein in particular has a hard time with windmills
7 day free trial… It’s worth it.
He posted that at Epstein thirty. Focus on the time. It’s time to release the Epstein files. #epstein
Mueller, She Wrote is serving some tea tomorrow. Set your alarms.
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
@thegodpodcast.com nice work Pops!
Occam’s razor is fucking sharp. There is a very simple reason that Mangolini is shitting giant fucking bricks right now. His crew got into the files and found him all over them. Then the order went out to Bondi to kill it and bury it all.
Not Melania…
Oh?
Funny Sucks for their families though. Really sucks. But still funny AF. www.the-independent.com/life-style/a...
I see her and I think to myself, “Nazi please….”
Ghislane Maxwell did not commit suicide. At least not yet anyway.
Ghislane Maxwell did not commit suicide. At least not yet anyway.
Ghislane Maxwell did not commit suicide. At least not yet anyway.
It beats talking about Epstein…
Ghislane Maxwell did not commit suicide. At least not yet anyway.
In the end, we all die alone.
@washingtonpost.com won’t publish anything that upsets Mangolini… That might screw with Bezos’ tax cut.
It’s all part of the plan… …which sounds much better in the original Russian.
1/ OK… In an attempt to explain to those who don’t quite see the full chessboard when it comes to Trump, Epstein, and the current meltdown in the White House, I’ve taken a few minutes to put together a fully sourced guide. I should probably get a hobby or something. Here goes… 🧵
If they commercialized it as a public/private partnership you’d find a lot of US people signing up to use ANYTHING not controlled by Musk, Bezos, or Brin and Page.
Because it was cooked up that way from the get go. bsky.app/profile/theh...
9/ Because, you know, nothing about firing THE ONE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE WHO HAS SEEN THE ACTUAL FILES IN THEIR ENTIRETY that screams “I’m guilty AF” Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. #Epstein #Trump #Acosta #Comey #Maxwell #Coverup #DOJ #Bluesky
8/ On July 16, 2025, Maurene Comey was fired by the Department of Justice under the Trump administration. 👉 www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...