It's time!
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It's time!
Helping people is just not profitable. If it is not profitable, America won't get behind it.
I'll never understand it. We are talking about a microcosm of our population. Their rights to be happy does not and will not affect your life in any meaningful way. Politics 101, I guess. Gotta rile 'em up.
Having a vast array of ideas always seems like a great idea until the most extreme ideas become popular. TPUSA was a joke of an organization when I was in school, so it wasn't a concern. Clearly, now the entire movement is a danger to us all.
The Gold Sauce from McDonalds is just Chic-Fil-A sauce
You’re losing the crowd
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
NOT TONIGHT
We need to stop giving these people our attention. That’s what they crave. Stop reposting this stuff. Last time I saw anything significant about her she was chained to the Twitter building.
You get the 2025 souvenir guacamole cup
Things used to be so simple
My state is incredibly embarrassing
History rocks
“Thou shall not commit adultery” sitting right next to pictures all the kids drew of chicka chicka boom boom
A tad enraging to go in for a parent teacher conference for a kindergartner and see the Ten Commandments on the wall
Choose your own adventure museums are the new craze
Photojournalist Bill Biggart died when the second tower collapsed on him on 9/11, but the film he shot that day and his flash card were recovered from the debris and developed, along with his flash card. You can see his amazing photos of 9/11, the last photos he took while alive, here:
Today is Sep 11, so I will keep my tradition of watching hours and hours of documentaries that I’ve seen 20 times already describing every minute of that day
Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
Would
Bluesky brought me the Holiday Reese's vs OG Reese's debate and how they are totally different ingredients. It made me realize how flawless the original product is
Bluesky brought me the Holiday Reese's vs OG Reese's debate and how they are totally different ingredients. It made me realize how flawless the original product is
Halloween costume
How Embarrassing
"When nature's callin', don't go stallin', use your common sense! Don't whiz on the electric fence."
Absolute sucker for new Halloween content. Wednesday and Gaga smashed it.
My son’s drawing of Peter Parker, A.K.A Tom Holland. Looks more like the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man, to be honest. This will haunt my nightmares.
Cam Bynum, IDP bad boi
Josh Allen doing his best Daniel Jones impression
Damn, my girl Sabrina didn’t play Manchild. Guess I’ll have to see it live in October #VMAs
The Gridiron : Year 23. Year of Sex Raptor?
Playing animal crossing original with this
A Vegas commercial in front of Circus Circus? They wonder why tourism is down.
This is about as wild as nature gets on suburbs walks “Whoa! Check this out, I gotta get a pic of this”
I guess I'm the only one who thinks the Eagles win tonight
Besides the voice of the titular character Bluey, who will be voice by Jack Black
Redzone has commercials? If they split screen the octobox for like DraftKings or some shit just go ahead and kill me.
Oh god I watched the whole video and didn’t laugh. She said things worth listening to?
Whoa
That’s where I knew him from
HYPNOTOAD NECKLACE!
Taco Bell I’m excited for the Y2K menu, but this I don’t recall people looking like this 25 years ago
Desolation of Smooog
Labor Day Weekend photo dump. Grapevine, Texas is a fine host
I’m not a doctor. In fact I haven’t studied medicine at all, but if you take an epidural shot to prepare for a particular week of full contact football, should you be playing full contact football that particular week? They aren’t supplying smelling salts for this reason
Is the Micah Parsons trade Biden's Katrina?
Hope everything is okay!
Good team
Fantastic for Cowboys fans! No accountability for terrible decisions!
I see
If it’s not deleting accounts what is it? And was there no physical slaying involved?
I’m interested in knowing how she did the slaying
The vice president posted on here 15 hours ago and has than 100 likes. This app rules.
Was great for my mental health
Suggestions?
If anything were to happen to my children in any way, and someone said this to me, I would get violent. We are a sick country.
Great stuff. Love historically bad stats. Got any more?
Pearsall in 7 looks good. Like him better than Zay!
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Ironically, I skip stage one consumption and devour stages 2-4
computer open r/gaylorswift
Haboob
AI Slop
I like the green flavored tums the best
Okay! I give up!
The water would fill the cracks and then rise as it progresses. It does not do that. It blankets over the whole thing like an amorphous blob. It’s AI
Hell yeah. www.startribune.com/twins-set-to...
Incredibly frustrating that they keep trying to erase history, or at the very least, try to misrepresent it
Very clearly AI. Come on
Joke is on them, I'm going to try and escape at night.
Maybe our food sucks
"...those people die off like dinosaurs. I think the goal is to pay them no mind, march forward, and embrace the growth that makes us human." I did not realize Chris Evans said this. It's powerful.
A clear example what happens when you normalize this with the people around you. Family and friends should not think like this. We should repeatedly reiterate to anyone and everyone that this is very bad.
The more scavenger hunts the better imo. Throw some campaign swag to the winners.
The genre of people who made this salsa are now in power in our country.
Eureka!
Prairie Doggin
Just need software to catch up with them and we can all make the switch
Now Showing: Edward Scissorhands
Is this for just BlueSky?
Is this for only certain sites, or is this a requirement for facebook, instagram, etc?
What’s wrong with stakeholders
Please don’t text me Gavin Newsom
Every time it rains I send this to everyone I know and no one responds
If you’re a professional football player and you’ve been shot, likely you’re going to end up on the 49ers
you could do this or you could have your social media goblins post AI images of Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan kissing your tennis shoes like Newsom has. Up to you really
Ted Lasso
I thought this guy had a different name last night
No, just *Some*. Popular misconception.
Ice Employees at the beach
