I'm 45th generation Roman, but I don't know them or care. Trans Femme, eater of legos, owned by a cat named mullet. My other half is my best half 🩷 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
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Hulk Hogan got some company today.
Honestly I’d rather cut out the middle man. I’ll do hexes for $20 bucks on ko-fi or cashapp. Blessings $17.50
Slurpy Slurpy Sleep Sleep
The path to heaven is blocked by every person you wronged.
So... Y'all know that my band is called Gang Violence, I think we might have a sample to open our show on Saturday...
If you don't like me at my "guns saves life's" you don't deserve me at my "ouch, ouchie, ouch that hurt and my salsa, my precious neck salsa"
The white supremacists with facial features all in one spot will support each other, couldn't get a shot between the eyes, I guess the neck worked though.
Lived in the matrix but couldn't go into bullet time. Such a shame
Some of you would complain about people being thankful Hitler died because it's suicide prevention and he shot himself.
"Don't be a ghoul about Charlie Kirk!" No, white libs. You don't get to tell me that I don't get to talk my shit about a man who on multiple occasions has pushed for an America where folks like me get killed to cleanse the land. Y'all can kiss my ass with that suggestion.
Alexa play Protect Ya Neck by Wu Tang
You think I'm gonna take advice from someone who can't even name the original 151 Pokémon in order?
hey do you remember how a church full of children was shot up two weeks ago? like two weeks to the day, is when that happened? But this is the one that marks the "tipping into violence". Ok!
No worries
That sounds like a good pair
Sending thoughts and prayers to Charlie Kirk.
Someone with your exact profile picture and the @ being the same except the o was a 0 giving me a paypal.
That should cover it.
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Are we going #Independent before nuclear armageddon? Cos I welcome refugees with open arms but draw the line at Reformers and fans of “Tommeh” 🏴 #scotsky
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We fit like ice cream on a open wound, it soothes.
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Had to fall off the planet to avoid sharing too many sads
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What's the price?
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Suicide prevention day: I just wanted to say to those that have struggled and or still struggle to this day in any form even if it’s only to the extent of thoughts of taking that path. I want you to know I’m glad you’re still here and I genuinely hope you stay! You are important and loved! 🫂
He could feel wings beating inside his chest.
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Let jesus inside you, he's sick of just being wanked off.
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Going to have a guess and assume it's about losing your religion.
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I have a few issues with being placed on lists
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See what I mean? Nice try though pal.
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Chronic illness. Is that when you can't get weed in your area?
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I'm not sure I can actually recieve dms. Share it here, it's just sometimes people pretend to be others and share fake paypals to get the funds.
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I got you. Send paypal by dm.
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When you die of cancer, the cancer dies too.
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Teehee
We don't give ourselves enough credit for getting through some days.
I can take 3 aspirin for times a day and after a bit of research found they are also used for blood flow issues so, fingers crossed.
Groceries came so I now have mixer and aspirin. These better work better than the ibuprofen
Morning. Sorry people were worrying and I didn't get back in touch for a bit, I'm all good. X
One of my feet has gone blue. Think it's a circulation issue, can barely walk at the moment and the pain is something else.
Had health issues, just needed some time out, mostly been sleeping.
Mullet knows when i need her, she just jumped on the bed and gave me a big hug. She's the best.
A little 🎉 🥳🎊🎊🎊🍾🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳 for @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social and @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social and their adorably awesome love story 🥰
I hate when all you can do is watch and cheerlead from a distance, I think physical touch would just show you how much I'm rooting for you.
Sounds like a plan
What do you think chat?
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I don't think it matters if it'd gold, silver wood or plastic if the person I'm getting it for likes it.
Me: proposes The internet: Here is why this is wrong
Why would you be mean to me ever?
And when they come to ethnically cleanse me will you speak out will you defend me?
I know right? Love this for @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social and @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social LOVE FOREVER 💜💜💜💜💜💜
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When your fiancé's husband says the ring choice is nice you're winning right?
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Watching old youtube rap battle videos and that's me 11 years ago. Haha.
I'm naked right now, do you want me to put my clothes back on? Behave.
Why are they called incels when Nut allergies was right there?
Sending her pictures of me in a tight flannel shirt after I've showered just to feel something
Truman knew the whole time he was on a reality tv show, in one of the opening scenes he's gardening and it ends up being the exact location he uses to escape from the cameras in the end.
Bestie is gonna get me a vape and he’s gonna make burgers for dinner so I’m gonna stay under direct orders from Dr @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social and be kind to myself today.
Too bad hitler didn't negotiate with Jewish people or else this all could have been avoided.
Oh shit a democrat who thinks doing nothing is doing something color me a shocked pikachu face
29.7k posts here, catch up.
I love things like this. Warms the cockles of my heart.