That's one way to clear all the introverts out of the job market.
Interests include but not limited to: ChiSports (except WSox b/c gross), Iowa Hawkeyes, Cricut, museums and zoos, putting shirts on my dog. History and Anthropology double major now working at the hospital, usually at night. I should be sleeping.
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That's one way to clear all the introverts out of the job market.
Huh. Didn't you join Republicans to vote in favor of the crypto bill? Or was that some other Adam Schiff who is also a senator?
Not the point, but she's really leaning into the villain aesthetic here.
Blanked on an actor's name and called him "Jordan Catalano" because that's all I could come up with 🙃
So...is Newsom goading MAGAts into suing him for gerrymandering to establish precedent to use against MAGAts?
My students, who attend a working-class rust-belt college, openly talk abt how much they hate AI & are afraid of its consequences. I wonder how much of the oft-reported student enthusiasm for the tech is the merely result of the NYT’s Ivy League bias
I love this so hard. ✊️
Is AI in charge of global shipping now? Because a package made it within 5 miles of my town, then went to a city 100 miles the opposite direction. And another one was out for delivery before being "transferred" around noon. Was not delivered that day.
So, in July 2016 I ordered Cubs vanity plates, and they won the Series. Just in case that was not coincidence, I have now ordered an "Is He Dead Yet" shirt. And we wait.
Today I have made two mugs, a coaster, a birthday card, and personalized a bag with HTV. Need to start remembering to take pics of the cards, if only so I don't end up duplicating 🤔 #CricutLife
"How are you so calm?"
Around 1am, thought this was going to be a quiet shift. Lololol Hospital fates remain undefeated.
Be antivax if you must, but you don't get to cry and wonder "how this happened" when your kid gets a preventable disease
It seems beyond his reading comprehension level
Eric Cartman MFer
I'd have so much more money if I had to leave my bed to buy everything.
Have you ever seen whiter whites?
Throw in a tripod, display photo box thingie, and ambient music, and I'd really have something
The noise is a lawn mower outside, btw
Testing a new toy.
*Blinks in Illinois public school education*
Sometimes dumb luck is on your side... 🐋 Animal #755 🦣 I figured it out in 2 guesses! 🟧🟩 metazooa.com #metazooa
America: where we have the money to turn law enforcement on homeless people, but not money to solve the root causes of homelessness.
Just going to tap the sign:
Gold leaf is not super expensive. Tacky, yes. Failing to read the room, absolutely. But not so spendy that we should feel in any way bad about removing it before he's cold in his grave.
* Slavery IS bad. Owning another human being and making them do what YOU want them to do is SUPER BAD, even if you think you're nice about it, or it benefits some greater good (defined by you). Words are insufficient to explain this to you, if you are willfully refusing to acknowledge this truth.
Dear fellow pales: nobody is accusing us of owning slaves, so why are some of you against slavery exhibits that make slavery seem bad*? I feel like maybe the only saltine-americans who are offended by slavery exhibits are those who would enjoy having a slave, and don't want to feel guilty about it.
Toddler t-shirts are my new rush. So small! So cute!
I mustn't, but I always appreciate it. 😉
Exhibit A.1: www.kcci.com/article/grim...
Does he have a special gift shop attached to the Oval Office so he can sell MAGA merch to world leaders?
Anywhoodle, best I can tell is she spent at least half her paid shift making art doodles of her own name.
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: look, we’ve all been fooled before when a deep-fake makes us sore but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake ::clap clap::
Now she is telling them when they move to outpatient treatment, they can leave her post it notes. What?
She is now berating an addict in treatment for not wanting kids.
Also, she is a wackadoodle conspiracy theorist, which is another reason I do not want to listen to her verbal diarrhea.
She is now telling the patients her life story. Hopefully she gets it out of her system before they go to bed. The reason she is my least fave here is because of the incessant talking. Night time is supposed to be quiet time, lady.
Also, I work here as-needed, and she is here every week of her life, and guess which one of us knows where to get supplies?
This particular unit is not busy at night. So even if she's doing a lot, it is not much. I say this as one who does more than most, but I don't complain because at most it is 2 hours of actual work here. AT MOST
My least favorite co-worker (at the Other Place) went on a screed about how she does so much more work than everyone else. Currently she is watching videos on her phone.
100% agree
Aside from the obvious AI concerns: if you don't take ownership of the killing, killing becomes that much easier.
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
Increase a band: Bons Jovi
The really amazing part is all these self-proclaimed "alpha males" who are ready and willing to gargle Trump's balls.
If Vladimir Putin said anything vaguely complimentary about me, I would be seriously reconsidering my choices in life, but DJT has gone a different route
Well, if VLADIMIR PUTIN says it, it must be true! Noted Defender of Democracy, Vladimir Fucking Putin.
2023 Katharina
There is some sort of (I assume) large bird making large noises nearby, and while normally I would be interested, I have yet to sleep today and I work tonight. So not now, red-tailed hawk or whatever. Not. Now.
Because they know about the Mandela Effect
What do humanities and science have in common? They teach you to think. For yourself. Differently, but both teach you to think about what matters. The despot wants you instead to feel, specifically resentment, toward others. Science is naive to think it can resist by selling out humanities.
Gail, it's 5a.m.
Can't figure out if this is due to new phone, or ???
I type what I mean to say, and it inserts random spelling "corrections" that are either incorrect or nonsensical.
Is it just me, or is autocorrect more useless than ever lately?
The team of Ph.D. level experts in ChatGPT apparently doesn't include any anatomists.
$700? In Texas? Where they have a bunch of oil? $700?! And y'all have guns?! No wonder they need you thinking the border is problemo numero uno...
Who needs well-rounded graduates? There is no conceivable reason to make a Chemistry major take Ethics, or for a future Biology professor to understand introductory Psychology. No overlap between Osteology and Archeology. And gods forbid a Geometry major learn anything close to Greek.
Ninja-esque murderess who is so frail she cannot stand unassisted
The horror that is reality is clearly breaking brains
They're saving it for their book, out next year
Congrats on finding the one person who can make me root for MTG
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
On the one hand, if you can get paid to do zero work, good for you. On the other hand, I'm sick of doing everybody's work.
Reaching the end of my allotted brain power for today
Why does this entire administration feel like an episode of "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer"
A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby. Note the border inscription.
Estimated delivery of September 7, which is before my birthday and far enough out to add the potential to forget all about them for a genuine surprise. 😀
Not the one we're looking for
Exhibit A: who13.com/news/grimes-...
Ordered custom Chucks because 16 year old me deserved nice things.
Because you needed a video of a group of cute guinea pigs eating watermelon... You're welcome #bluesky 😊
Yes, I realize it is before 6am Saturday morning, HR person. This is egregious.
Should be able to contact HR if coworker listens to Yankees game without earbuds
Can't feed hungry children but we can afford to broadcast hateful messages in foreign countries. Sounds about right.
Lost me at the phrase "NFL legend" 😒
Huh. I swore the constitution said the government would deprive no person of liberty without due process. Also, I disapprove of khaki joggers and no show socks on a grown man, but I will defend his right to look like he's 5.
Humans are the actual worst.
"Harder to cannibalize" boyfriend is a...feature? Not a bug?
I'm offended by this Santa Claus looking MFer being 52.
Classic projection tbh
You can't cheer for the T.rex when she saves the day if she's been eating kids the whole movie
It's why burnt to a crisp, limbless Anakin outlives pregnant, sad Padme. It is her destiny.
RFK, Jr: "When you land, try and land like an eight-year-old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults."
Sydney Sweeney is Temu Amanda Seyfried, I would say if I was mean and knew anything about Sydney Sweeney or Temu.
Rest? LOL
If you leave your 17-year-old alone at the hospital and they aren't super sick, I 100% guarantee they will spend the night on their phone.
If your anger has gotten to the point you are about to strike a child, you need to put yourself in timeout
AI has made my mom ask "is that real?" whenever I send her pictures now. So I guess skepticism for the win?
I mean, I'm still 50% sure this charge nurse will cancel me, but it's worth a shot.
One shift with weekend differential plus enhanced incentive plus pushing my last shift of the week into overtime=I had to listen to the math. It covers the vehicle registration payment I just made. 🤷♀️
This is the guy who knows what the real BLS numbers are.
My resolution to not pick up on weekends anymore lasted until they offered enhanced incentive. 🙃💰😍
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