The Jolene
@thejolene.bsky.social
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok? NO DMs. 💙💙💙
created September 13, 2023
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
"The GOP is signing on to mass murder of children based on the novel theories of a man who has no party ties except a single Trump endorsement. It is a measure of the party’s utter hollowness, brokenness, and evil that even in this case, it can barely find the resources to demur."
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
NEW: Massie tells CNN that there is significant pressure from the White House to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files.
Chris Blackton (@chrisblackton.me) reposted
Start calling and emailing your Members of Congress now. No new funding bill. No CR. Shut it down.
WTF Just Happened Today? (@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com) reposted
WTF just happened today? ⚡️ Day 1686: "Unhinged." whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2025/09/02/d...
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
“Too late” is code for “no plan.” Borrow mine for 30 days...watch your voice turn into votes.👇 www.jackhopkinsnow.com
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
He can go from drunk and rude to drunk, rude, and deadly in a nanosecond. And we try to be polite as we make our hasty exit so he doesn't try to chase us down and kill us. Overreacting? I think not.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially now.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
All guns are loaded until proven otherwise. Simple. Yes, I do know about guns.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Ick
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
But Greg, they love this shit. And it gives the White House exciting content for their social media. Arresting and detaining them, court, lawyers, blah blah blah is SO boring. They think 'they're brown, who gives a shit?'
gregor (tax billionaires, ride bikes) fallis (@gregfallis.com) reposted
If we can track them enough to fire a missile, we can track them enough to detain and arrest them. This is straight up extrajudicial killing.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not "I've changed", it's "This should work on her."
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but we don't know what the prompt actually was, do we? So many questions are left unanswered.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
I know, right? That's how it gets spilled all over into a sticky, sweet mess. I've said too much. Can't break the NDA.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, ChatGPT does require thought. YOU have to write the prompt. I think she was already looking for an out. Leaving him at the altar makes him look like the bad guy.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
This is brilliant
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
Is Donald realizing that there is no presidential immunity from Death yet??
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social)
WOW!
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Was he at the milkshake scene yet? I have notes.
Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 (@thatwriterguy.com) reposted
Author At Coffee Shop Quickly Closes Laptop So Barista Won't Steal His Hamburglar Erotica Idea #fakeheadlines #writing #writingcommunity
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"
Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍁 (@thatretro.bsky.social) reposted
Few jokes have aged this perfectly.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker: When did we become a country where it's okay for the president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything, especially something we don't want? Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Having a bad day?? Here's a pick me up... 😊 #bluesky #nature #animals
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand by my opinion.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
And he froze. It happens.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
As I've said in another reply, would she be upset if he quoted Shakespeare? Led Zeppelin? Asking Google for examples is asking AI for help. Ask a friend? Still not his words. Words aren't everybody's friend. There was more that would have broken this relationship. Bad form on both their parts.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. And from what the OP says, he already feared her for that. She sounds like she'd have done the same thing if he wrote a badly worded original paragraph. Heartfelt words aren't easy. ChatGPT probably used "whilst". I hope they both moved on, if this story is even real to begin with.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
What if he wrote "they hate it and has disdain for AI, reducing the way they see AI"? I don't see where you're getting sexist out of it. I hate licorice and I disdain it. So I won't eat the licorice cake he made. I wouldn't shove it in his face and storm out. They were doomed before the wedding.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn't be bothered? Maybe he couldn't because he doesn't have the capacity, especially something so crucially important. Fear of failure can be crippling. Dumping him at the altar was dramatic and performative. They are both idiots and better off with other people.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Sexist? What? I don't understand what you mean there. I'm an accomplished visual artist. I could paint a picture of how I felt about my beau of 18+years a thousand times better than any words I could cobble together. Would there be this much outrage if he quoted Shakespeare? Led Zeppelin? Cardi B?
Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted
Don't waste your time responding to Trump's lies, folks. Instead keep the focus on Epstein, the economy, and his health. Trump lied and/or avoided all this.
Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein.bsky.social) reposted
OVER THE WEEKEND: Wisconsin liberal activist and brewer Kirk Bangstad files class-action lawsuit in federal court in Madison, WI over masking of ICE agents. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: The Pentagon has authorized up to 600 military lawyers to serve as temporary immigration judges. This is a blatant expansion of military power into a civilian judicial process, a dangerous erosion of the separation between the two. Every day, we inch closer to fascism.
Now Is The Time 8647 - Don’t Back Down💜 🫘 (@letsbepurple.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Wes (@dwmfid.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I'm gonna have to side with the groom here. Maybe reading the AI vows verbatim was a bad move, but it was a starting place. The entire greeting card industry was built in other people putting your feelings into words that you couldn't. He's dodged a bullet, and she needs to unpucker her butt.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Christ on a cracker. Can't Noem put her down in the gravel pit?
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
That turd can fuck all the way off.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Site, not 'sure' Dumb phone
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
That obscure little 7 volt battery that tells you the year and the date is gone and they have to send him back to the manufacturer to get replaced but they went out of business 35 years ago.
Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted
have they tried unplugging Trump and plugging him back in? no, wait. have they tried unplugging Trump and leaving him that way
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
theliberalgunclub.com There is a chapter in Georgia, you have to register with the site to view their specific info. Otherwise there is a lot of helpful info on the rest of the sure.
Andy (@andy.wrestlejoy.com) reposted
I just saw an article that said a CEO that stole a hat from a kid at a tennis event was the most hated man in America. I feel like that's forgeting someone.
Dan Vergano (@danvergano.bsky.social) reposted
EPA Fires ‘Dissent’ Statement Signers The EPA fired agency employees who signed a June declaration decrying moves that contradict science and undermine public health www.scientificamerican.com/article/epa-... as Labor Day weekend started.
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
🚨NYC never misses a beat! Today is no different.
StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 (@strictlychristo.bsky.social) reposted
This is so anti-military and anti-veteran. This is not what the National Guard was intended for.
Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted
Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Rolling deep into another minority community to harass and abduct people.
DemCastDonGA (@donshantajr.bsky.social) reposted
SassySenora701 (@sassysenior70.bsky.social) reposted
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
KnightHawk♿💙 (@knighthawk899.bsky.social) reposted
P Sherman 42 MaraLago way Palm Beach, Florida
Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) reposted
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The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! MVVVVVMMMMVNVV (Did I do his signature right?)
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Today's my birthday and I'm hoping @realDonaldTrump will send me one of his amazing handcrafted cards with a beautiful Sharpie-drawn woman on it
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted
It’s hard to focus on the growing existential threats abroad when your own government is intent on killing you.
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
A judge has ruled that Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in Los Angeles broke the law
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Hehehe broccoli hair!
demotivational speaker. 💕 (@heysita.bsky.social) reposted
The White House will issue a statement at today at 2 PM, with all roads to Walter Reed hospital closed. Melania was reportedly seen yesterday taking a “tour” of Walter Reed.
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
180 shots fired, 150 broken windows. Tumultuous firings and resignations at the CDC. The installation of a techno-optimist with a history of pushing unproven medical treatments. The month of August 2025 may go down as the worst in the history of the US Health and Human Services Department.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
A Democratic super PAC is launching a $700,000 digital ad blitz slamming Susan Collins for opposing a bipartisan bill that would ban members of Congress from trading stocks. This ad accuses Collins of “the worst kind of greed… using insider information to trade stocks.” Please WATCH and SHARE. 👀
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
New York does not miss. The bleach did it for me. 😭
Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) reposted
Not even the scariest quote in the article.
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS (@criminalsimpsons.com) reposted
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
Read every banned book you can get your hands on. Give them as gifts. Quote from them every day.
Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) reposted
Russia tried to assassinate the head of the European Commission by jamming the GPS on her plane.
bgn111.bsky.social (@bgn111.bsky.social) reposted
Kokanee Salmon spawning at Kokanee Park West Kootenays BC Canada
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
It’s still early, but pretty good turnout so far for Bernie Sanders and Graham Platner’s (running against Susan Collins) rally here in Maine today.
Kathleen Bachynski (@bachynski.bsky.social) reposted
“Besser said the ousting of Monarez, along with the resignation of at least four top leaders, compelled him and his colleagues to speak out… “There will be other public health challenges, and with this Secretary performing in the way that he is, it puts us all at risk."
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Deniz Opal (@selzero.bsky.social) reposted
Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted
An Aquatic plant producing oxygen. #bluesky
SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) (@subrosamagick.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine.bsky.social) reposted
Together with the labor movement of Maine, together with Bernie Sanders — We will defeat the oligarchy, and we will defeat Susan Collins.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
🔥 future Senator of Maine @grahamformaine.bsky.social Platner rallying with Bernie…
Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan.bsky.social) reposted
Countries on track to eliminate cervical cancer: -Australia by 2028 -Sweden by 2027 -Rwanda by 2030 -UK by 2040 -Indonesia by 2030 -Bhutan 2030 -El Salvador by 2030 -Canada by 2040 How? HPV vaccine. Same one RFK Jr is trying to ban. You will note USA is not on this list.
🦋 Carmen G., PhD (🪖"Prima" to One)🌻 (@tcrg2012.bsky.social) reposted
📢 GOTV #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory 👇🏾CANNOT
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
😁
Titania in love (@emilyinthelibrary.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I hope that when I’m old I am befriended by an empathetic chicken.
Sue Massa (@smassa.bsky.social) reposted
This is my 95-year-old neighbor. He's been living alone since his wife passed away from cancer, and not long ago, he also lost his loyal companion dog. Now, every day, our chicken Hei Hei escapes the yard just to visit him. She sits with him, accepts treats, and lets him pet her like an old
Mari Rochelle🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ⚢ 💙🧬☮️🗳️ (she/her) ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜🌶️ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted
Somewhere in Iceland.
everocks.bsky.social (@everocks.bsky.social) reposted
Democrats fall in love. Democrats have to be firmly committed to a candidate. Republicans fall in line & would support Charles Manson or Adolf Hitler for power. Republicans don’t have to like their candidate —all they have to do is obey Democrats set a higher bar by insisting on quality
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm half expecting to see Melania shimmy down a rope made of bed sheets.
Chris⚖️Justice (@chrisjustice01.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Call out Racism, Stochastic Terrorism #Racism #Terrorism
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted reply parent
Local news: If you watch it through, it sounds like the police are referring to this as a “fight.” This wasn’t a fight. It was a race-based attack. On August 16, 2025, a 14 YO Black teen from Platteville, Wisconsin, was attacked by white teens at a party in the town of Pulaski, Iowa County. 3/4
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! That's amazing!
See Through Canoe (@seethroughcanoe.bsky.social) reposted
A sea turtle surfacing by a MASSIVE school of rays near Clearwater, Florida a couple days ago. Another post into the BluSky void. Maybe 2 or 3 people will see this one and my time won't have been wasted. I'll keep trying a little longer. #nature #animals #amazing #wildlife #awesome #ocean
The Jolene (@thejolene.bsky.social) reply parent
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Oscar&Felix (@oscar-felix.bsky.social) reposted
30 minutes ago🤞
Left Of Center Orange Hater (@henshinhal.bsky.social) reposted
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
Some new street art spotted in DC 🤣
Matt (@mattferrel.bsky.social) reposted