Profile banner
Profile picture

Kyle

@thekeelog.bsky.social

"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.

created July 1, 2023

248 followers 102 following 833 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep.

Screenshot of the promotional images of the upcoming Lego Death Star set, showing the set from the front and side.
4/9/2025, 4:43:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

I didn't know Kurzgesagt could be *mean.* youtu.be/gtDKKJq9u30?...

4/9/2025, 4:32:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

I forgot to get the arrow of light. Goddamnit lmao. Of the ways this run could die, I did not foresee that one

4/9/2025, 3:01:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Hundun with 4HP and no mobility items. Livin' the dream.

4/9/2025, 2:54:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Immediately fucked it up by getting stunlocked by a frog trap 🫩

4/9/2025, 2:47:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

I know I am cursing this run by typing these words, but this is the most promising CO run I've had in a long time. I almost never make it to Sunken City with the ankh still intact. Let's not fuck this up.

Screenshot from Spelunky 2 showing the transition screen from 6-4, the normal end of the game, to the next, secret world, the Sunken City.
4/9/2025, 2:44:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

looks like he's doing a Death Stranding run

4/9/2025, 1:17:56 AM | 91 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

when people are determined to be toxic towards you... be hell towards them

3/9/2025, 8:48:39 PM | 172 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

That seems bad. 😮‍💨

EMERGENCY alert: SEVERE (this is in all caps) National Weather Service: SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING (this is also in all caps) in effect for this area until 8:15 PM CDT for DESTRUCTIVE (again with the all caps) baseball size hail (not capitalized, for some reason). Take shelter in a sturdy building, away from windows. People and animals outdoors will be severely injured.
4/9/2025, 12:32:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

If you see this, post an archer.

4/9/2025, 12:27:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TAPE (@tapemachines.bsky.social) reposted

I'd be angry at myself for being that fucking dumb and incapable of understanding words, too

image
3/9/2025, 6:07:09 AM | 105 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I would also avoid the public university Appalachian State

2/9/2025, 2:58:09 AM | 86 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Looks like be brought a bag lunch, smart.

2/9/2025, 2:40:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Jesus, this is brutal.

2/9/2025, 2:29:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

FREDDIE KITCHENS : [with the biggest lip in you or God has ever seen] I can’t get these kiyuds ta do SHEEEYUT

2/9/2025, 1:47:21 AM | 320 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

The Democratic party watched 6m votes evaporate because they decided that the winning message when everyone in the country was hurting financially was "actually, the economy is great." Not supporting Republican policies directly means very little when the party is too toothless to oppose them

2/9/2025, 1:43:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

The main issue IS that if we can't get the Democratic party realigned with being a party of the people instead of the party of the consultants and "good" billionaires, we won't ever have enough votes to enact ANY policy.

2/9/2025, 1:08:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

The Democratic party HASN'T found it's way back. Every candidate who tries to drag them, kicking and screaming, towards being a party for the people, they rally the wagons against. The only thing that does MAGA's work for them is pretending that the party doesn't need to be torn down to the studs.

2/9/2025, 12:55:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at how this pair of monkey's paws are forming a U, certainly an auspicious sign.

1/9/2025, 3:21:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

That shouldn't even count as a TD for Beck. That was entirely the receiver.

1/9/2025, 1:11:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The sentiment holds even if the infrastructure does not

1/9/2025, 1:08:43 AM | 109 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Yeah, this is more like what I was expecting. The good news is we play Vandy next week.

31/8/2025, 10:21:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

Virginia Tech is an awesome kind of team: the one that won’t let anyone have anything nice (including themselves)

31/8/2025, 9:41:11 PM | 216 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

They seem like an absolute nightmare to play. Like, you're probably gonna win, but that shit is not going to be fun at all.

31/8/2025, 9:42:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

That first down marker was at approximately the 12 yard line at Lane Stadium.

31/8/2025, 9:35:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

That felt much worse than a 8-10 score suggests.

31/8/2025, 8:51:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Post-game, Brian Ferentz peels off his Brent Pry mask and disappears into the night.

31/8/2025, 8:13:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Iowa Touchdown is still on the table.

31/8/2025, 8:09:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Inshallah, brother.

31/8/2025, 8:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

This house is a fucking metroidvania. One secret room is awesome, 15 is a disorder.

31/8/2025, 8:07:24 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

It was late, though. I agree that it didn't need to be called, but it wasn't a bad call.

31/8/2025, 8:00:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

AEW is how Virginia Tech gets a championship, so that's weirdly fitting.

31/8/2025, 7:47:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

I'm not sure I'm making it to halftime before I break out the whiskey.

31/8/2025, 7:44:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

Just got a description of a wide receiver as “scissoring” through defenders

Scissor me daddy ass
31/8/2025, 7:42:35 PM | 151 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

That may be our best chance.

31/8/2025, 7:40:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

🙏

31/8/2025, 7:37:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

"We've got a lot of doubters this year, but we're not really worried about that." YOU SHOULD BE.

31/8/2025, 7:21:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Alright, let's do this Hokies.

31/8/2025, 7:05:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Fullcast After Dark living up to it's name tonight

31/8/2025, 4:24:56 AM | 173 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

That was criminally underappreciated live 🫡

31/8/2025, 10:24:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

I woke up with my tongue dryer than Ben Shapiro's wife, and I don't care for that shit at all.

31/8/2025, 10:20:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted

just deliriously bitchmade behavior

31/8/2025, 2:35:51 AM | 378 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

It may be unfairly cynical of me, but I suspect if TTU was covering, they'd just call the game now.

31/8/2025, 2:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

This option was also very funny.

30/8/2025, 11:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made

30/8/2025, 11:15:52 PM | 907 135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social In case anyone was curious, Alabama hasn't lost two consecutive games since the Kick Six, and the last time they lost a season opener, 9/11 hadn't happened yet.

30/8/2025, 11:16:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Bama just casually flipping the Alabama switch and smashing Florida State for the rest of the game would be very funny.

30/8/2025, 10:33:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) reposted

……And there’s a drive deep into Alabama territory by Castellanos amirite

30/8/2025, 9:51:02 PM | 1069 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

What does Meghan Trainor get out of being in this fucking terrible commercial, the premise of which is "Meghan Trainor is awful and nobody likes her and/or wants her around?"

30/8/2025, 9:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Jesus Christ.

30/8/2025, 8:11:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

I don't particularly care about the Manning kid, and I do think if he had almost any other last name they'd be shipping him off to be the second string QB in Siberia, BUT I feel bad for the week he's about to have.

30/8/2025, 7:46:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Alright, time to watch Bama test out this year's collection of hammers and knives.

30/8/2025, 7:40:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TAPE (@tapemachines.bsky.social) reposted

Personally I like this sort of foot ball game. I remember a similar one last season when Michigan, at this same stadium, defeated Ohio State, 13-10.

30/8/2025, 7:27:28 PM | 24 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

This whole reviews only being upheld thing is gonna allow for a whole lot of cowardly bullshit.

30/8/2025, 7:37:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

I am the last person to want good things to happen for Ohio State, but I don't think that was a catch.

30/8/2025, 7:13:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Arch Manning today:

30/8/2025, 6:45:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Dead? Downgrade? No offense? Folks that sounds like the Texas Longhorns

30/8/2025, 6:31:52 PM | 684 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

When whichever company is running these Meghan Trainor ads does the "heck, at least they're talking about us" thing

Sir! I feel compelled to stress that we are not booing because of your effective heel work, we are booing because you are simply awful
30/8/2025, 5:17:51 PM | 264 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 4:27:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

In a similar vein:

30/8/2025, 2:29:59 PM | 178 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

30/8/2025, 12:56:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

I made it almost all the way through the second time before it clicked that I'd heard the same songs just a few minutes ago. Truly outstanding work, shuffle.

A screenshot from YouTube music showing my music queue with four songs repeated twice in a row.
30/8/2025, 11:54:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

It's week one, barely, but I've already achieved mid-season form by falling asleep in the middle of the 3rd quarter and waking up part of the way through SportsCenter with only a loose grasp on time or geography.

30/8/2025, 5:00:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

The big man did it again, goddamn.

29/8/2025, 6:21:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bree 🇨🇦 (@goose.ski) reposted

not gonna spoil it. just go look lol

29/8/2025, 1:36:32 PM | 855 251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

It has maybe not been the best planning on my part to spend the morning listening to Les Mis before I read the season opener on my lunch break.

29/8/2025, 4:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

That was a bullshit PI penalty. The ball was 6 feet over the receiver's head and about 3 yards out of bounds. The defense could've been taking naps and that pass wasn't getting caught.

29/8/2025, 4:05:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted

Every Nebraska fan in that stadium is Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow if the movie never ended

29/8/2025, 3:25:12 AM | 112 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Night 1 of Week 1 and I am reminded of a great part of college football-watching, which is seeing a gross scoreline in a game I’m not watching and having the Superintendent Chalmers Steamed Hams reaction

image
29/8/2025, 2:53:34 AM | 319 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Every time I look at my phone, I'm attacked.

29/8/2025, 3:14:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Andy Reid: so you boys are going to the college game tonight? Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats! Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.

29/8/2025, 2:41:15 AM | 681 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

29/8/2025, 2:44:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

...a pylon? PERRY THE PYLON?!

image
27/8/2025, 5:58:40 PM | 134 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

CFB26 developers

28/8/2025, 11:16:08 PM | 99 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

29/8/2025, 1:55:59 AM | 157 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

When disparate parts of the timeline harmonize >>>>>>>

28/8/2025, 12:34:46 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TAPE (@tapemachines.bsky.social) reposted

I’m mostly still cool with talking about bad wrestling stuff in a semi-serious tone as if it matters at all, but if you don’t find “Judy Bagwell on a pole” to be simply funny, or if not funny then at least not worth being mad at, then I don’t know, maybe get a hobby that deserves your seriousness

image
27/8/2025, 8:48:32 PM | 48 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

My thing is, even if you want to own a bunch of guns, where's the fucking variety? What joy does the 7th AR-15 bring that the first six didn't?

28/8/2025, 12:10:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted

HP OmniBook 5 16 inch Laptop PC is $119.99 at HP (MSRP $739.99) buff.ly/bKlcenx #ad

image
27/8/2025, 12:47:40 PM | 35 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

BOATASSSSSSSS

26/8/2025, 8:54:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

The turn is well worth the wait.

26/8/2025, 8:34:20 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted

it's morbin time [autumnal]

26/8/2025, 4:18:00 PM | 125 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan (@jacketdan.bsky.social) reposted

People want to come on this app to tell me Sportsball doesn't matter and that kind of thinking is how you get a United States Senator that is 0-2 to Reggie Ball

26/8/2025, 1:24:01 PM | 106 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Newton (@caseynewton.bsky.social) reposted

Regarding the liberal fantasy of saving X by posting on it more — @pbump.com has it exactly right www.pbump.net/o/the-power-...

Nor was it compelling. The central argument was that Twitter — which is no longer the Twitter of five or ten years ago both literally and figuratively — is an important element of the national conversation and that leaving it to the fringe-right and to trolls was ceding important terrain. But this idea that others could swoop in and collectively shift the conversation, beyond imposing an odd job requirement on all of us, misunderstands the nature of the change from Twitter to X. It is owned and directed by a far-right actor who bought it specifically to elevate and amplify right-wing messaging. You might as well argue that people should join the Republican Party in order to redirect it to less extreme terrain; that ship sailed a long time ago and you’re going to encounter some systemic obstacles that are beyond your persuasive powers.
25/8/2025, 5:33:43 PM | 2091 491 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

Luca Vallone

26/8/2025, 3:26:47 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Scantron hate to see him coming.

26/8/2025, 3:25:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted

The degree to which we are back is incalculable by mortal means

25/8/2025, 1:55:46 PM | 110 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

For at least six days, we are dangerous levels of back.

26/8/2025, 2:44:44 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture defending national champion #1 ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reposted reply parent

With the Saban School For Wayward Boys Who Can’t Coach Good shuttering its doors, Ryan Day is here to fill the void

25/8/2025, 8:56:20 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

riding with the fuckin' khan

25/8/2025, 9:12:43 PM | 571 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the Chicago "hey, fuck you, pal," and none of the hilariously blatant corruption (🤜🪵). Fuck yes.

26/8/2025, 1:47:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) reposted

This interview is a zenith

25/8/2025, 1:48:05 AM | 67 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't seen the blackout berry flavor. I've also got some of the tropical punch, which I also like, but the dragonfruit just hits exactly right.

25/8/2025, 1:08:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

This might be my current favorite beverage.

A bottle of dragonfruit berry flavor Body Armor.
25/8/2025, 12:37:23 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted

was reminded this 10th-anniversary piece was itself written ten years ago; now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to crumble into the very dust from which I arose grantland.com/features/bre...

24/8/2025, 9:25:55 PM | 152 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Chaplin didn't want to be the President.

24/8/2025, 3:36:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)

It's fascinating to watch this dude just running fucking laps around EVERY other candidate for anything, anywhere.

24/8/2025, 3:29:18 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Seeing a lot of NFL fans doing the "this is the kind of thing that worked in college, but it won't work in the pros" thing. To be clear it did not work in college. He twice led the country in sack yardage by several light years

24/8/2025, 3:01:25 PM | 670 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

and one to grow on

22/8/2025, 2:53:02 PM | 149 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a serenity prayer

22/8/2025, 2:51:20 PM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view