Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep.
"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
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I didn't know Kurzgesagt could be *mean.* youtu.be/gtDKKJq9u30?...
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot to get the arrow of light. Goddamnit lmao. Of the ways this run could die, I did not foresee that one
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Hundun with 4HP and no mobility items. Livin' the dream.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Immediately fucked it up by getting stunlocked by a frog trap
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
I know I am cursing this run by typing these words, but this is the most promising CO run I've had in a long time. I almost never make it to Sunken City with the ankh still intact. Let's not fuck this up.
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
looks like he's doing a Death Stranding run
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
when people are determined to be toxic towards you... be hell towards them
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
If you see this, post an archer.
TAPE (@tapemachines.bsky.social) reposted
I'd be angry at myself for being that fucking dumb and incapable of understanding words, too
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I would also avoid the public university Appalachian State
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Looks like be brought a bag lunch, smart.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Jesus, this is brutal.
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
FREDDIE KITCHENS : [with the biggest lip in you or God has ever seen] I can’t get these kiyuds ta do SHEEEYUT
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democratic party watched 6m votes evaporate because they decided that the winning message when everyone in the country was hurting financially was "actually, the economy is great." Not supporting Republican policies directly means very little when the party is too toothless to oppose them
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
The main issue IS that if we can't get the Democratic party realigned with being a party of the people instead of the party of the consultants and "good" billionaires, we won't ever have enough votes to enact ANY policy.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democratic party HASN'T found it's way back. Every candidate who tries to drag them, kicking and screaming, towards being a party for the people, they rally the wagons against. The only thing that does MAGA's work for them is pretending that the party doesn't need to be torn down to the studs.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at how this pair of monkey's paws are forming a U, certainly an auspicious sign.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
That shouldn't even count as a TD for Beck. That was entirely the receiver.
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The sentiment holds even if the infrastructure does not
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Yeah, this is more like what I was expecting. The good news is we play Vandy next week.
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
Virginia Tech is an awesome kind of team: the one that won’t let anyone have anything nice (including themselves)
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
They seem like an absolute nightmare to play. Like, you're probably gonna win, but that shit is not going to be fun at all.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
That first down marker was at approximately the 12 yard line at Lane Stadium.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
That felt much worse than a 8-10 score suggests.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Post-game, Brian Ferentz peels off his Brent Pry mask and disappears into the night.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Iowa Touchdown is still on the table.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Inshallah, brother.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
This house is a fucking metroidvania. One secret room is awesome, 15 is a disorder.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
It was late, though. I agree that it didn't need to be called, but it wasn't a bad call.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
AEW is how Virginia Tech gets a championship, so that's weirdly fitting.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
I'm not sure I'm making it to halftime before I break out the whiskey.
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
Just got a description of a wide receiver as “scissoring” through defenders
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
That may be our best chance.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
🙏
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
"We've got a lot of doubters this year, but we're not really worried about that." YOU SHOULD BE.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Alright, let's do this Hokies.
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
Fullcast After Dark living up to it's name tonight
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
That was criminally underappreciated live 🫡
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
I woke up with my tongue dryer than Ben Shapiro's wife, and I don't care for that shit at all.
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted
just deliriously bitchmade behavior
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
It may be unfairly cynical of me, but I suspect if TTU was covering, they'd just call the game now.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
This option was also very funny.
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social In case anyone was curious, Alabama hasn't lost two consecutive games since the Kick Six, and the last time they lost a season opener, 9/11 hadn't happened yet.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Bama just casually flipping the Alabama switch and smashing Florida State for the rest of the game would be very funny.
Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) reposted
……And there’s a drive deep into Alabama territory by Castellanos amirite
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
What does Meghan Trainor get out of being in this fucking terrible commercial, the premise of which is "Meghan Trainor is awful and nobody likes her and/or wants her around?"
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Jesus Christ.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
I don't particularly care about the Manning kid, and I do think if he had almost any other last name they'd be shipping him off to be the second string QB in Siberia, BUT I feel bad for the week he's about to have.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Alright, time to watch Bama test out this year's collection of hammers and knives.
TAPE (@tapemachines.bsky.social) reposted
Personally I like this sort of foot ball game. I remember a similar one last season when Michigan, at this same stadium, defeated Ohio State, 13-10.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
This whole reviews only being upheld thing is gonna allow for a whole lot of cowardly bullshit.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
I am the last person to want good things to happen for Ohio State, but I don't think that was a catch.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Arch Manning today:
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Dead? Downgrade? No offense? Folks that sounds like the Texas Longhorns
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
When whichever company is running these Meghan Trainor ads does the "heck, at least they're talking about us" thing
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
In a similar vein:
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
I made it almost all the way through the second time before it clicked that I'd heard the same songs just a few minutes ago. Truly outstanding work, shuffle.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
It's week one, barely, but I've already achieved mid-season form by falling asleep in the middle of the 3rd quarter and waking up part of the way through SportsCenter with only a loose grasp on time or geography.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
The big man did it again, goddamn.
bree 🇨🇦 (@goose.ski) reposted
not gonna spoil it. just go look lol
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
It has maybe not been the best planning on my part to spend the morning listening to Les Mis before I read the season opener on my lunch break.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
That was a bullshit PI penalty. The ball was 6 feet over the receiver's head and about 3 yards out of bounds. The defense could've been taking naps and that pass wasn't getting caught.
Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted
Every Nebraska fan in that stadium is Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow if the movie never ended
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Night 1 of Week 1 and I am reminded of a great part of college football-watching, which is seeing a gross scoreline in a game I’m not watching and having the Superintendent Chalmers Steamed Hams reaction
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Every time I look at my phone, I'm attacked.
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Andy Reid: so you boys are going to the college game tonight? Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats! Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
CFB26 developers
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
When disparate parts of the timeline harmonize >>>>>>>
TAPE (@tapemachines.bsky.social) reposted
I’m mostly still cool with talking about bad wrestling stuff in a semi-serious tone as if it matters at all, but if you don’t find “Judy Bagwell on a pole” to be simply funny, or if not funny then at least not worth being mad at, then I don’t know, maybe get a hobby that deserves your seriousness
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
My thing is, even if you want to own a bunch of guns, where's the fucking variety? What joy does the 7th AR-15 bring that the first six didn't?
Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) reposted
HP OmniBook 5 16 inch Laptop PC is $119.99 at HP (MSRP $739.99) buff.ly/bKlcenx #ad
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
BOATASSSSSSSS
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
The turn is well worth the wait.
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted
it's morbin time [autumnal]
What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan (@jacketdan.bsky.social) reposted
People want to come on this app to tell me Sportsball doesn't matter and that kind of thinking is how you get a United States Senator that is 0-2 to Reggie Ball
Casey Newton (@caseynewton.bsky.social) reposted
Regarding the liberal fantasy of saving X by posting on it more — @pbump.com has it exactly right www.pbump.net/o/the-power-...
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
Luca Vallone
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Scantron hate to see him coming.
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted
The degree to which we are back is incalculable by mortal means
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
For at least six days, we are dangerous levels of back.
defending national champion #1 ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reposted reply parent
With the Saban School For Wayward Boys Who Can’t Coach Good shuttering its doors, Ryan Day is here to fill the void
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
riding with the fuckin' khan
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the Chicago "hey, fuck you, pal," and none of the hilariously blatant corruption (🤜🪵). Fuck yes.
Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) reposted
This interview is a zenith
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't seen the blackout berry flavor. I've also got some of the tropical punch, which I also like, but the dragonfruit just hits exactly right.
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted
was reminded this 10th-anniversary piece was itself written ten years ago; now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to crumble into the very dust from which I arose grantland.com/features/bre...
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlie Chaplin didn't want to be the President.
Kyle (@thekeelog.bsky.social)
It's fascinating to watch this dude just running fucking laps around EVERY other candidate for anything, anywhere.
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Seeing a lot of NFL fans doing the "this is the kind of thing that worked in college, but it won't work in the pros" thing. To be clear it did not work in college. He twice led the country in sack yardage by several light years
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
and one to grow on
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
a serenity prayer