gotta do the mirror selfie
gotta do the mirror selfie
KPOP Demon Hunters summer?!
I do think I could eat tapas for every meal for the rest of my life
Madrid I am in you
Give it up for Crunch Ft Green! 🙌
Like The Beast being on the set list instead is A CHOICE
Can someone tell me why Don’t Call Tonight wasn’t on the Mayhem set list it’s literally my favorite song on the album 😭
One thing about me that I’m very proud of is that I never created a Threads account 😆
Fried grapes
They stock complimentary fruit in the kitchen at our office and my co workers haven’t seemed to figure out how to get the produce stickers in the trash can
Spain in 3 days my focus level is in the negatives
NYT puzzle department said “good luck today, dummies!”
Just happened to me too and he followed it up with liking every single one of my Instagram posts. Unhinged behavior.
I’m pro personally
IMO, the pro to Friday is you’re more likely to have fun on a Thursday night/start your weekend early and the pro to Monday is you avoid more work. A true Sophie’s choice!
Little Gay Pub is my fav!
If you were to make a 3 day weekend for yourself with some extra PTO, would you rather take off Friday or Monday?
I was already so in love with this new Doja Cat song and I then I watched the music video just now. I’m unwell 🥵
Oh honey I sure was 🤠
Going to a screening of the film Lurker that has a live Q&A with Théodore Pellerin following the show!
Dial 999 it’s a good time
No I love making pasta on Sunday and eating it for every meal and somehow still having half the original amount left
Frankly, that’s none of my business!
The package says F Strength 200. Does anyone know what that means? Lol
Dispensary had a promo of “free gift with any purchase”which ended up being a pack of mints. I thought it was a joke but jfc this is the strongest mint I’ve ever tasted??
My Airbnb hosts in Madrid are literally so hot it’s going to take everything in me to not invite them up and taste my churro
It’s a rather noble act to learn your partner’s phone number by memory in this day and age
🙋♀️
There’s simply no way yours is worse than ours in Brooklyn
Put on dinner music without putting on Adele challenge
I love skeeting bc I love people constantly telling me I’m wrong
gm 🥰
Boyfriend left for a weeklong work trip so I am handling it in a very normal way by neurotically cleaning every inch of the apartment
Can attest they were part of it (as were turn signals) but clearly the test is quite ineffective
See a shrink, top a twink
Taylor Swift is literally the president of my country and I cannot be convinced otherwise
A nonstick girlie
A Labubu? Yes!
Literally why do stainless steel pans exist
I just got my first today! 🍑
2-1-1 is so helpful! It makes your pills last longer and is much easier to remember your regimen IMO. I’ve also heard this method called pulse.
Caught M*tt R*gers making eyes at me in my workout class this morning 😏
Spotify you’ve GOT to stop with the pop-up promos for artists I don’t care about while trying to quickly get a song playing for a workout/subway ride
BDA (OG flavors only)
Artpop alone will get you through!
Theoretically speaking, what *is* an ambulanz
Omg you are an angel. Thank you!!
Lol I’m ready to resort to that
My Friday is officially ruined bc I just found out that Spice World isn’t available to stream anywhere (even paid!).
My co worker (that I’m not particularly close with) called me tonight to tell me he’s quitting. I’m a bit stoned and had to hit him with 20 minutes of “that’s crazy” before the call ended. Pray for me.
Queen of uncomfortable phone holds
When I tell you that the Astor Place Wegman’s is an unparalleled utopia of a suburban grocery store in the middle of NYC I am not exaggerating in the least
Saw I Know What You Did Last Summer remake yesterday and it was so perfect and nostalgic for 90’s horror movies 🪝
Nothing like a glass of thick red wine on the hottest day of the summer
It’s a very common (the most popular in the US perhaps) dressing that we put on our salads/greens. It 1000% does not belong at breakfast nor as a toast dip. 😆
can’t decide if I should cheat* on my bf tonight *watch the new Meg Stalter series without him
Already have my ticket for next week 🙃
💯
I don’t think the average user here cares tbh. I get to chat with queer people and share jokes and thoughts with them which is all I ever really wanted out of twitter and there’s no nazis, no stans hurling slurs and death threats.
Congrats queen!
Yess Jade 😍🙌
Rachel played a stronger game, Dee had luck on her side.
Jade 😍
brb moving to France and becoming an artist
@colootter.bsky.social doing business in Brooklyn?!
My gay fitness drama this morning is learning the the Barry’s Bootcamp CEO supports the current administration. Guess the red room is out for me.
Not the buzzball 😆
realizing that I’m my team’s reply guy at work 🥴
the news has been so awful recently, can’t they release the new season of Emily in Paris already ffs
when you both wear compression shorts to the event, you must do one pp kiss, I don’t make the rules!
Saw Materialists and instantly want to change careers and be a matchmaker
😂😂
Going to the work Pride party solo, wish me luck fellas.
Hmmm 30 min walk to work in the heat or squeeze onto the 6 train like a sardine, decisions decisions…
Jfc you weren’t kidding. It’s BAD bad.
As a person who is ‘not that sweaty’ on the spectrum, I can only imagine what sweaty people are going through today 🥵
not again!
girl idek
Realizing that using the term ‘cell service’ is really outing me as an elder millennial
😂😂
the year 2025 of our lord and savior and I still can’t get cell service on the NYC subway 😩
I know it’s cliche but Betty Who performing at Pride, she was that girl. So good.
STOP IT, how?!
Okay fine maybe I’ll bite
Same here 😭
Queen do we think I’m getting tickets to this Addison Rae concert?
Aww tysm 🥹
girl why you tryin to quit?!
I’m halfway through Foghorn Echoes by Danny Ramadan and it’s excellent!
there are two kinds of people in this world: chronically on FB Marketplace or literally have never looked at it
Ohhh naur 🥴
How was it!! Very excited to see this one.
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Ms Ma’am needs to update her resume (it’s me, I’m Ms Ma’am 🤭💅)
Omgg the dream!
Shower hack for my boys: put a little conditioner on your pp for a soft and silky feel
my favorite hobby is unapologetically giving the most disgusted look ever to every cyber truck I pass on the street
should I pluck my one singular grey eyebrow? Idk I feel like it adds a little je ne sais quoi.