Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) reposted
Creative writing prompt: Make a simple press statement about a car accident sound suspicious on at least three different levels.
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view profile on Bluesky Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) reposted
Creative writing prompt: Make a simple press statement about a car accident sound suspicious on at least three different levels.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Constituent: You talked about abuses in the medicare and medicaid system and I found interesting that the president pardoned someone that defrauded the medicaid system for $1.3 billion
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, he’s not the problem but he’s done nothing of substance to demonstrate that he is the solution.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Answer: apparently Fat Superman.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
But but but…it was obliterated???
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Cardi D is the name of my all male Cardi B tribute band. Our big hit?…WAD of course.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
If you’ve got trickle down economics, you need a better government. If you’ve got trickle d, you need a better antibiotic.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I suggest an alternate chyron? I like the sound of “Big Balls Got Too Big For His Britches”
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
Total BS that this Vet had to leave! He fought for America! The crazy thing is my anger n hate towards Taco n his cult I keep it in check. Otherwise, I would be just like them! #arresttrump #arrestrepublicans
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social)
Just putting this on the record: All three of my draft eligible boys just came down with bone spurs.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
a woman just trying to get home gets shot
Craig Schisel (@craig725.bsky.social) reposted
Pete Hegseth is trying to crush Los Angeles ICE protests with federal troops. This is exactly the kind of power grab the Founders warned us about. Governor Newsom, this is a moment for resistance. Please stand up and protect Los Angeles.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the slow crescendo of “One Tree Hill” - Great track!
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
He has mastered that fastball. Now someone please teach him a screwball. I need to see “The Skubal Screwball” become a thing.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
If the USSS is lurking, this was my high school locker combination.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I do this absolutely real tattoo right?
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I do this absolutely real tattoo right?
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I do this absolutely real tattoo right?
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
And he WILL win.
Boone Daniels (@boonedaniels.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ah, that magic moment when the affluent meet the effluent
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see why the iMac happened.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Buddy tonight…
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Need a 3rd scorer or at least one guy other than Steph and Jimmy to get hot each night. Podz, Moody, Buddy, someone needs to catch fire in game 7.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
Trump 2.0 is less “drain the swamp” and more “release the raccoons.”
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social)
Puppy, poppies, and the Pacific.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Tourism contributed over $2T (2.9% GDP) to our economy in 2022 and over 9 million jobs are related to tourism in the US. This is just a sample from Europe. Visitor bookings from Asia and Canada are way down this summer too.
Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted
👇🏻👇🏻
Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted
He’s so good at this.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. This was the basis of our revolution almost 250 years ago and the reason we march again this coming Satur…oh, you mean that sucky team from Sacramento.
Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.
Jacob Gardenswartz (@reporterjacobg.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Md federal Judge Paula Xinis GRANTS preliminary injunction, rules from the bench that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was apprehended "without legal basis" and removed to El Salvador illegally, "without any legal process." He's to be returned to the U.S. by 11:59 on Monday, 4/7.
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
Measles and tariffs, what century is this?
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
The only thing being liberated today is money from the bank accounts of hard-working Americans.
Steph Noh (@stephnoh.bsky.social) reposted
Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t forget to teach them to have a healthy distrust of authority.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, wait, MAGA can read?!?
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Outa touch. Outa step. Outa time.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the “Hitler Youth Brigade doo” kinda fits Elon.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they stop feeding the DOGe instead?
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer “Gulf of Musk’s Mistakes.” The only question: is it deep enough?
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s a crazy idea: “term limits” Fewer canes to wag. Fresh ideas. Less opportunity for corruption.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently they need to rake their forests.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too. Most of my MFers were shouted in the direction of two individuals.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe your cat knows it is 2025. Time to take the 2019 “Cozy Teapots of the World” calendar down.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social)
Hottest links on Bluesky. Check it out. theblue.report/hour/
D. Earl Stephens (@dearlstephens.bsky.social) reposted
📌NOTE: Immediately after the vile attack on Zelensky by Putin's puppets Friday, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries should have called a joint press conference and explained to the American public the significance, heinousness and danger of that sickening surrender. 📌They should STILL be talking now.
Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali.bsky.social) reposted
In an extraordinary display of public support, heads of state, heads of government, and foreign ministers from all over Europe and Canada are posting in support of Ukraine in response to the Oval Office meeting with Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance.
News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social)
Romania is not sending their best.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Good job, coach!
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
The similarities between the graph and Donald J. Trump’s signature is amazing. You could say he has his name all over this.
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
I think those are “The Three Sisters” near Glencoe. It’s so beautiful up there!
Mike Douglas (not the actor or talk show host) (@themikedouglas.bsky.social) reply parent
Minimalist. Direct. True. I approve.